Chapter 4: The Kite Floating Out of the Palace
Liu Ying didn't expect to meet Zhang Danfeng, a white horse scholar, in such a shabby inn, which made him feel more or less excited. After all, the shadow of the name of the tree, this Danfeng is not a simple character, he is the righteous brother of the leader of the Green Forest Alliance, Tie Mole, and has a pivotal position in the rivers and lakes.
It's no wonder that Liu Aiji's mood is excited, just like a stunned young man who suddenly meets his dream lover Lin Qingxia on the street, can he not be excited?
Liu Yi took two deep breaths, slowly calmed down his excitement, and said self-deprecatingly: "It doesn't matter if he is crazy alone or double, it has nothing to do with Young Master Ben, wait for Young Master Ben to practice the Northern Spiritual Skill, suck his internal force dry, and see what else he uses to go crazy!"
Thinking of the North Shengong, all of a sudden came to the spirit, after a short rest in the inn, and non-stop to Yunnan, so Xiaoxing overnight, starry night, in half a month, finally came to Yunnan Dali.
People who have been to Yunnan know that the mountain road is difficult, along the way, Liu Ill has not suffered less, originally thought that Dali must be a place where birds do not, but did not expect to be so prosperous, crowded, playing acrobatic singing, three religions and nine streams, everything, and Dali King Duan Yu in the hearts of the people, prestige is also quite high, it seems that he is not only strong in martial arts, but also an expert in governing the country.
On the way to Dali, Liu Yi has thought of many ways to deal with Duan Yu, one of which is to incite the ignorant people of Dali to make trouble, so that he can take advantage of the chaos.
But after he arrived in Dali, he found that this most likely way became the most unlikely. Because the people of Dali love Duan Yu, they even surpassed their biological parents, which made Liu Yi feel very incredible.
If one method does not work, the second one will be implemented immediately, and that is extortion. Although this method is a bit inferior, it is the best method at present, who let Duan Yu's little debater be caught by himself, no need to use it in vain.
But to blackmail Duan Yu, you have to see Duan Yu first. At that time, there were no mobile phones, let alone the Internet, and it was really troublesome to pass this information in.
The guards of the palace are really strict, Liu Yi has tried countless times to sneak into the palace but he can't do it, like the emperors of the past and present, Duan Yu also likes to pay private visits to Weifu, this was originally a good opportunity, but his people are too ignorant of current affairs, or too aware of current affairs, every time they will clear the scene three days in advance, not to mention a stranger, even if it is a strange chicken, they will be driven to the village next door and raised in captivity.
This made Liu Ai very annoyed, and he also wrote a few anonymous letters and sent them in, but they were like a stone sinking into the sea, without setting off the slightest wave. Only then did he understand that the emperors of Yanjing throughout the ages, no matter how wise and martial you are, you are just a plaything in the hands of others.
It's not okay to hand private messages, and it's not okay to block the road and shout grievances, which makes Liu Ying really worried for a while. Then he stood in front of the palace gate, carefully observing the guards who came and went, ascertaining as much as possible their patrols, and also carefully observing the surroundings of the palace to see if there were any dog holes or the like that could be penetrated.
As long as he can see Duan Yu and learn the Northern Spiritual Skill, Liu Yi doesn't mind drilling the dog hole by himself, Han Xin was humiliated by his crotch back then, but the result made him very disappointed, the entire royal compound, not only a dog hole, but not even a mouse hole.
Just when Liu Yi was very disappointed, a kite with a broken string fluttered in front of him, and Liu Yi slowly bent down and picked up the kite in his hand.
The kite is very delicately made, and a pair of lifelike mandarin ducks are painted on it, exuding a faint fragrance, and the person who can fly this kite must not be an ordinary person.
Liu Ying no longer cared about this kite, nor did he care about the person who flew this kite, he just suddenly thought of a way to transmit information from this kite, which made him feel very happy.
When he was about to leave with the kite, a little girl ran out of the palace, snatched the kite from his hand, and ran back again, without even saying a word.
Originally wanted to use waste materials and save kite money, but now it seems impossible, Liu Yi has shaken his head and smiled, turned around and left the palace, came to the market, spent a penny to buy a cheapest kite, and saw that not far from the street, there was a person who looked like a book, and was waving a penny.
There was a bunch of people standing next to him, and when he walked over, he knew that this person was specialized in helping people write letters for a living, although Liu Ai was a waste student of Haicheng University, but he had never written calligraphy, if he wrote reluctantly, it would be like a turtle crawling over, and a piece of black knees and knees would definitely not be able to take it.
There is also a banner on the wall behind Mr. Writing: Bai Xiaosheng writes letters full-time, honesty is the foundation, and Tong Su is not bullied!
This person's name is Bai Xiaosheng, a very familiar name, his calligraphy is really good, iron painting silver hook, dragon flying phoenix dance, until I saw Liu Ai was amazed, and sighed secretly, this person also lived in ancient times, if he lived in modern society, with his handwriting, he would definitely be able to get a master to be a master, eat and drink spicy food and spicy food a day, surrounded by beautiful women, how can he use to set up a stall on the street to show his head?
Seeing that a letter was about to be written, Liu Yi had already put the kite on the stage and said, "This gentleman, can you help Xiao Ke write a few words on this kite?"
Liu Yi had already said very politely, and after finishing speaking, he looked at Bai Xiaosheng very expectantly.
Bai Xiaosheng didn't speak, but stretched his head low, rolled his eyes up, and looked at Liu Aiji, his eyes looked very strange and a little disgusted.
Liu Yi has secretly wondered, if you write, you can write, if you don't write, you won't write, why do you look at me with such eyes? Could it be that I have flowers on my face? Or ......
At this moment, I suddenly felt that the back collar was tight, and the whole person was lifted up in the air, although Liu Aiji's mental age is the same as that of a modern college student, but after all, his body is still a fifteen or sixteen-year-old child, plus long-term malnutrition, he looks a little thin, so it is very difficult to mention it.
Liu Yi was already standing on his feet, kicking and kicking, and kept shouting: "What are you doing? Let me down!"
The man didn't answer, just sneered twice, and threw him out with a little effort, Liu Yi had already taken a few steps back crookedly, and then stabilized his body, and was about to squeeze forward, but he heard a deep voice: "Line up!"
Hearing the word "queuing", Liu Yi was completely stunned, because in his memory, there was never a concept of queuing, going to the canteen to eat, going out to squeeze the bus, and even going to a thatched house to occupy a pit.
He never dreamed that the quality of the ancients was stronger than that of today, and even finding someone to write a letter was so orderly.
That Bai Xiaosheng is not only good at calligraphy, but also writes extremely fast, how fast you speak, how fast he can write, and he also encountered a stutter in the middle, which made Bai Xiaosheng so anxious that he could have done it in one minute, but he spent ten minutes, seriously prolonging the average time to write a letter.
Liu Yi already thought that it would be his turn soon, but when he didn't expect that when he was a big man, a letter was written for two hours, and even the seven aunts and eight mothers lost a few hairs today, so simple as a sentence can be written on two pages.
I secretly admired in my heart, this person didn't live in modern society, what a waste, with a talent like him, if he writes some online novels or something, it is definitely not a difficult thing to say more than 180,000, and it is difficult to think of not becoming a god!
After waiting for three hours, it was finally Liu's turn, and his legs became numb from standing for a long time, and after a few hard beats, he staggered to the front and placed the kite on the table.
His request is very simple, that is, to write a few simple words on the wings of the kite, and on the left wing: Big brother called you home for dinner!
And the wings on the right are the drops, with only two words: Qiao Feng!