51 Wood holly robs the rich and gives to the poor

Liu Qidong jumped up from the pile of money, hid far away and pointed at the dog brother and said, "Dog, the dog spoke?!"

That's when we reacted.

Brother Dog accidentally spoke just now, revealing the identity of the monster. Now Brother Dog is looking at me, overwhelmed.

I reacted quickly, pretending not to know anything and asked Liu Qidong, "Uh...... Xiaodong, what did you just say?"

Liu Qidong pointed at the dog brother and shouted: "The dog talks about people!"

I looked at Yu Li and pretended to ask, "Yu Li, did you hear this stupid dog talking?"

Yu Li also reacted quickly, shook his head vigorously and said, "No, no." ”

I said to Brother Dog again, "Silly dog, did you just speak?"

The dog stuck out its tongue, wagged its tail, and looked at me blankly, like a normal dog. Well, it's more dumb than a normal dog.

I asked Liu Qidong back: "Where can dogs speak human words? Did you see so much money, your brain was short-circuited, and you misheard?"

Liu Qidong looked left and right, and saw that Yu Li and I were looking at him without hearing anything, and Brother Dog was still dumbfounded, so he doubted himself.

"Looks like I really misheard. ”

I walked over and slapped him, and said with a big grin, "Come on, it's normal for young people to have a little bit of ears." Come on, let's carry this money into the pickup truck. ”

Liu Qidong's attention returned to the pile of money, and asked me with a smirk: "Brother Mu, how much money will I get?"

"Well...... It's still okay to divide a few of them. ”

"Don't be kidding, how many of these 300 million will you share?"

I patted Liu Qidong on the shoulder and said seriously: "Comrade Xiaodong, I'm not joking, our action this time is to rob the rich and help the poor, and it is completely for justice. Part of the money was used to help some children from the mountains, and part of it was donated. If we use such improper money for pleasure, then what is the difference between us and those corrupt officials? Listen to my brother, it is still okay to give you a few salaries from my brother...... I'm talking about giving you a few blue hairy grandfathers, which are paid ten yuan an hour. ”

My translation made Liu Qidong completely stunned.

After a long time, he patted away my hand on his shoulder, and asked me expressionlessly: "Brother Mu, I just want to ask you one word, you answer me honestly, are you lying to me what you just said?"

I also said to him very honestly: "Dong'er, what I say is a word of conscience. ”

"I'll grass your uncle's wood holly!"

Liu Qidong jumped up, pointed at me and scolded: "You will be such a good person? (He stamped his steps) You will be such a good person?! I, Liu Qidong, am not a fool, even if I believe that stupid dog can speak, I will not believe that you are so fraternous!

After he finished scolding, I took out the leather whip and said to him: "Are you done scolding? ”

"Look!

Liu Qidong pointed at me and said to Yu Li: "Such a bad, such a inhuman villain would actually take these three hundred million to do good deeds?

"I believe it. Yu Li didn't have to think about it.

"You believe it?!, you're in a group, aren't you?"

"If he were a greedy person for 300 million, we wouldn't follow him. ”

Liu Qidong looked at me with a sigh of relief: "I don't believe it anyway! I should give at least a few million of the money here, and I can also contribute." Otherwise, or ......"

I tilted my head to look at him, "What else?"

Liu Qidong was quite weak-hearted, and whispered: "I, I will sue ......"

I'm afraid what he just wanted to say was to denounce me, and he didn't say it for a long time. probably thought that this kind of behavior was too villainous, so he didn't say it again, so it seems that he is still quite righteous.

I picked up a bag of money and threw it at Liu Qidong, knocking him to the ground.

"Sue Nima, quickly carry the money and get into the car. ”

Liu Qidong got up aggrievedly, grabbed the sack and carried it on his shoulders, and walked upstairs with heavy steps. As he walked, he muttered bitterly: "Why am I so miserable, why?"

Yuli and I also carried a bag each, and Brother Dog bit a bag and dragged it upstairs.

There were about forty bags of money in the basement, and after initially feeling happy and excited when they saw the money, all that was left was to complain about why there was so much money.

The dog had to drag on for a long time to get into the car with a bag of money, and I had walked back and forth in front of it six times, and it had dragged the first bag into the pickup truck. Or I saw that it had to be tired like a dog after dragging a bag, so I let it rest.

The situation of the orangutan is similar, their strength is greatly reduced by the hidden demonic aura, and they are too tired to carry two bags. After the orangutan carried the third pack, I also let it rest.

After Liu Qidong carried the fourth bag, he lay on the sofa in the living room and did not move, even if I whipped him twice, he was unwilling to get up.

Liu Qidong hid behind the sofa and roared at me: "Are you the head miner?!I'm just a passer-by who was deceived by you into a thief ship! It's okay to be a bad guy, even if you don't have money, you have to do such a heavy job, do you have a good conscience?!"

"Hey, I really didn't bother to say it. ”

This kid had bad intentions towards Xiao Lu from the beginning, and I felt that I had to make fun of him, where did I have a conscience and couldn't get through such a situation.

In the end, Liu Qidong continued to carry the money under the pressure of my whip, although he only worked hard and was extremely lazy.

Yu Li, this guy, carries two bags of money at a time, and walks like flying. He mainly carried the sack money into the pick-up truck.

And I found that my strength was also very large, and my physical strength became very good, probably because my body was strengthened after cultivation, much stronger than an American muscular black man. Although it is not a problem to carry two bags at a time, in order to be lazy, I still only carry one bag at a time......

Liu Qidong, who was tired like a dog brother, looked at us in disbelief, and the size of these two people who were not strong was so terrifying.

The pickup truck and Hyundai were surrounded by three security guards, and I had to bother to use a memory erase on them, making them turn their heads and remember nothing, and then go on patrol elsewhere.

In this basement there are not only banknotes, but also several boxes of gold bars. It feels like dozens of pounds when you hold it.

The corrupt officials at present are really perverted, so why aren't they so ruthless in collecting so much people's fat and ointment? Obviously, all the money they scrape is put in the basement and so on to become moldy, so they must also be greedy.

When the money is full, there is still a lot of space in the van. I ran to Lao Ma's house again and threw the big color TV, the beautiful table lamp, and some interesting accessories into the car.

In the end, we returned with a full load.

Yu Li drove a Hyundai, Liu Qidong drove a small truck, and I drove a "take" Humvee, and the three cars left here in a row.

As I passed by Winter Rose's house, I deliberately stopped and looked into the garden.

All kinds of flowers and plants have been watered, and the water droplets are still on the leaves, and the garden is full of green light, but the winter rose is not here.

Didn't you say that you want to see if I am cleaning up corrupt officials and robbing the rich to help the poor? Where did I go?

It's empty, it's not that Winter Rose doesn't feel empty because it's not here, it's just that it doesn't feel empty at all.

Although I had the idea of playing with Winter Rose, I finally thought it would be over.

Whew, drive.

A line of cars, Hummer as the pioneer, the small truck in the center, Hyundai should be behind, murderously returned home. As soon as I got out of the car, I shouted into the house: "Brother, I've robbed a lot of money and come back!

The whole room was very quiet, and it seemed that the monsters had gone to Xiaogang Village to help the monster army settle down.

As soon as Liu Qidong stopped, he jumped down, excitedly shouted Xiaolu's name, and ran all over the house and yard. When I made a phone call to make sure that they were all in Xiaogang Village, and when Xiaolu was in the orchard, Liu Qidong was blasted out by Jiang Ziya's angry shout.

He ran up to me with a feeling of apprehension, looked back and said, "Who is that little ghost inside? ”

"My dad's illegitimate son, who had been bullied outside, now came to me to vent his years of dissatisfaction. ”

Liu Qidong nodded and said, "It seems to be quite complicated." ”

"It's complicated. ”

He immediately returned to the topic: "Where's Midori?"

I pointed to the orchard and said, "Inside, look for yourself." Okay, don't do some obscene things, although Xiao Lu can pinch you to death with one finger, but I still have to advise you. ”

Liu Qiaodong took my words as nonsense, and immediately ran straight over after hearing Xiaolu in the orchard, ignoring nothing.

Looking at the back of Liu Qiaodong leaving, I don't want to care about him so much, just love it, anyway, I really don't believe that he can soak in Xiaolu.

What if you let him know about the monsters? Hehe, then let him join the great cause of cultivation, I kind of admire this guy. Go ahead and let him get out of the way!

Brother Yuli and I walked to Xiaogang Village, and as soon as we arrived at the village gate, we saw smoke rising from the cooking, and the monsters of each family began to get their food.

The family's small truck stopped at the entrance of the village, and Long Xu stood on the car and distributed rice, oil, salt, meat and vegetables to a large group of monsters under the car. A large group of fluffy and strange monsters together, it really scared me, a new youkai who had no knowledge.

They saw me, some stared at me blankly, some nodded at me, their eyes full of gratitude.

Probably they also understood that I gave them what they had here, and they were grateful. It seems that youkai are not so unreasonable.

The original villagers of Xiaogang Village moved away, leaving behind a lot of useful things, such as cauldrons, porcelain bowls, firewood, etc., and some crops that they had planted that had not yet been harvested, all of which were used by later monsters.

On the whole village road, more than a dozen open-air brick stove cauldrons have been set up, surrounded by monsters, some have already eaten, and some are still waiting for the meal to be cooked. In the center are several large stoves built by Huang You and Shi Dashan, which are specially designed to cook for monsters who are not able to cook and have not yet turned into human forms.

I walked towards Huang You and them, and there were monsters greeting me all the way, but they just didn't know what to call me.

I said to them with a big grin: "You're welcome, everyone will be their own people in the future, just call me the boss!"

"Boss!"