Chapter 19: The Cheapness of the Son in the Clouds (Three Watches)
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The king had just come out of Daji's room, with a pair of legs still weakly drawing circles, with a tired look on his face, obviously exercising too much last night, and some prostration.
Suddenly, a voice that looked like a cow fork came from in the distance: "There is no need to ride or drive a boat, you can travel all over the world; "Don't think about it, it's the Yun Zhongzi classmate who came to save the world. This guy is very much in favor of the appearance of a poem, the exit of a song of the powerful habit, people have not yet appeared, first a poem silver out.
But has the king never seen the world?
The answer is definitely whether it is dropping or not, so our King of Xu, who is still in a state of prostration, ignores Yun Zhongzi gorgeously, and only thinks that he is a Taoist who cheats money.
Unexpectedly, the cloud neutron changed his words and continued: "Poor Dao to treat male surname function insufficiency, prostration afterwards, lasting disadvantage and other incurable diseases~"
Uh, the king was stunned, an ambition was hot again, the tiger's body shook wildly, then shocked, three shocks, and someone who came back to his senses in an instant let go of his voice and shouted: "Come on!!Invite the immortal master to come in!!!"
The guards in the palace were flustered for a while, but Yun Zhongzi outside the door secretly wiped a cold sweat, fortunately, his eyes were good, but he didn't expect the appearance show that the masters were very respected, and he couldn't bluff the son of heaven, it seems that he still has to listen to the advice of the well-informed Jade Dragon junior brother!!
The king of the Xuan was sitting in the hall, there were only a few maids on both sides, but no one else was present, and after a while Yun Zhongzi was brought to the palace, the king of the Xuan looked at Yun Zhongzi carefully, but he was wearing a green gauze scarf, and the two belts behind his head were floating double leaves; The jade robe is pressed according to yin and yang, and the whip is □ the queen mother's knot under the waist. Feet on a pair of cloud-stepping shoes, the night idle planet timidity, the mountain tiger prostrate the dust, down the sea dragon kneeling to pick up. The face is the same as Fu powder, like a little blood in Dansha; What a true one!
"I don't know where the immortal master practiced?" Anyone who inquired about the source in advance could also see the credibility of Fang Cai's words.
Yun Zhongzi bowed to the king, and his immortal bearing was very extraordinary: "Yun Zhongzi, a qi practitioner in the end of the poor road, studied under the primitive Tianzun of the sage of the teaching, and now you are here, and you know that Your Majesty is trapped by difficulties, and you are here to solve your worries." "Khan, he was very polite, obviously relying on his good eyes, seeing the embarrassment of the king of Xu, he said the words later.
But the king didn't know it! He was immediately overjoyed, drank back the maids on the left and right, and took Yun Zhongzi's hand very kindly: "Since the immortal chief knows the embarrassment of Lonely, he still wants to give some guidance!!"
Secretly wiped a cold sweat, Yun Zhongzi's face was calm as usual: "Your Majesty is worried about the things in that room?"
The king slammed his head, although this matter is a bit embarrassing, but in order not to lose face in front of the beauty, he can't care about anything else! Besides, isn't there no one else in the palace? After the big deal is done, he will send someone to slaughter this Taoist priest, then the majesty of his son of heaven will be preserved, quack, it is a good plan!
So the two talked in the hall for a few hours, and finally the king took a pine sword, and walked out happily, but the sword has a very good origin, the name is Juque, there is a poem praise: "The pine tree is cut into a famous Juque, which is known to few people; ”
Of course, what Yun Zhongzi told the king was that hanging this divine sword on the upper floor of the branch palace for three days would promote his vigorous yang qi and greatly increase his function, which was very effective!
And in order to make the king believe his words, he also performed a few spells on the spot, and the king was on the side, watching the cloud in the middle of the sky for a while, and the fairy light shining for a while, and the moment he took things in the air, he couldn't stop applauding, and he almost took a handful of copper coins and threw them to Yun Zhongzi, and the cloud in the cloud itched for a while. And when he was leaving, the king of the Su took his hand, reluctantly, wanted Yun Zhongzi to stay and take up the post of national teacher, thinking that Yun Zhongzi was a person who explained the teachings, this time it was a little inappropriate to help the king of the Su to get rid of the demon, if he continued to stay, the brothers at home would not wear a hat for themselves to eat inside and out!!
Rejecting the kindness of the king, Yun Zhongzi set up the fairy cloud and left Chaoge. The king who watched it was full of brilliance and sighed: "It's really a master in the world!!"
But said that the feeling of uneasiness became more and more solemn, this said that he was dressing up, listening to a noise outside, he pulled a palace person to ask why, only then did he find out, the king of the Xuan from a Taoist asked for a sword to suppress evil, everyone was watching, it turned out that the king was embarrassed to say that it was for aphrodisiac, so he made up a reason to say that it was to suppress evil, but he didn't know that he really said the effect of this giant que.
Daji's heart shook when he heard this, and he finally understood what his bad premonition was, and sure enough, when the king hung the giant gate on the tower of the branch palace, Daji felt in a trance, had a headache, and fainted on the ground all of a sudden.
When Prime Minister Shang Rong and Yabigan heard the news, they almost cried with joy, the king finally found out that there was a demon in the palace!
That night, the king came to the Shouxian Palace again, and saw that his beloved looked sick, and he was immediately distressed, and Nada Ji was lying lazily on the bed, her face was red, and her smooth forehead was covered with fine beads of sweat, but it was another charm of a sick beauty, and the immortals were thrilled to see it, not to mention the king who had become a pervert at the moment.
Da Ji saw that the king of the Su looked like he was enduring hardship, and he blamed himself slightly, so he sat up by himself, only saying that he was a little sleepy, and there was no big problem, the king of the Su breathed a sigh of relief when he heard the words, and then turned into a hungry wolf, and pounced on the beauty, and he didn't mention it all night, and I don't know if it was the psychological effect, or Juque really had that effect, originally the two "battled", both of them were defeated, but this night it was Da Ji who begged for mercy again and again, which made the king of the Su heart bloom.
But I don't know that Daji was restrained by that giant que, where did he still have the strength to deal with the king, so after two days, Daji finally couldn't bear it anymore, crying and complaining to the king of Zhou, only saying that the big sword made her frightened, if she didn't take it down, it is estimated that the king would not want her as a lover.
When the king heard this, he was shocked, it didn't matter if this ability was strong or not, if he scared Daji out of a bad way, it would be better not to have that ability, so he ran out of the room and shouted: "Come on, come on!! I picked the evil sword, chopped it into powder, and burned it to ashes!!"
Although the palace people were strange, they didn't dare to slack off when they saw that their own son of heaven was so anxious, and after the chickens and dogs jumped, a generation of divine sword giants turned into a pile of dirt.
After hearing this, the Manchu Dynasty civil and military sighed, Shang Rong took Bi Gan's hand and cried: "Oh my God!!! How is this good, Dawang Mu is saved, and the Shang Dynasty is finished!!"
Bigan also looked sad, his lips trembled, but he couldn't say a word, only a thousand tears...
Zhongnan Mountain, Yunzhongzi Dojo.
Yunzhongzi Immortal, who was burning incense and tasting tea, suddenly squirted out a mouthful of tea, only making the Jinxia fairy child who poured tea in front of him into a big flower face.
Regardless of the fairy child's angry face, Yun Zhongzi also howled and cried: "My baby!!That's a baby made of the heart of a congenital pine tree!!!Why did you just leave!!It's all my fault, it's all my fault... Why are you kind enough to help the sect to eliminate the demon, now that I have lost the treasure and lost my share, what face do I have to meet people!!!"
It wasn't until Jin Xia Xiantong secretly ran to the palace and wrapped up the ashes of Juque for Yun Zhongzi that Yun Zhongzi couldn't stop crying and buried his heart and liver with tears.
"In the next life, you can't be a sword (cheap) anymore, you know? Be a little sapling, or a little grass or something, it's good... It just can't be a sword (cheap)..."
The Jinxia boy on the side hid his face and turned his back... What kind of weird surname is this master... And those uncles and uncles, none of them are normal, oh my God!!
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