Chapter 350: The Common Dream of the Eunuchs (1)
Guo Dalu was thinking in his heart that he was not only competing with demons and monsters, but also cultivators, cultivators, who are the real enemies of the people in the world! If cultivators are not eliminated, the world will not be at peace!
Brother Hao used to faintly hear Guo Dalu mention the overheated weapon, saying that he took a hollow iron rod, put in the medicine, and cast it in battle, the sound was like a thunderbolt, and the iron pill shot could open the mountain and crack the stone. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
He had seen the power of black powder mining, so he was fascinated by hot weapons, and as soon as this thing came out, he treasured his life with a bow made of kite string and eccentric wheel, which was really not as good as grass mustard.
But I never thought that this glycerin, which is used to treat angina, is actually an indispensable thing for hot weapons, and Brother Guo is really a god! Where did the world think that this medicine for curing diseases can also be used to kill people!
Brother Hao threw away the name card in his hand and said with a smile: "Let those adults and old men wait, I will not give them a drop of glycerin I refined!"
Guo Dalu said with a smile: "Why is this so? How much does nitroglycerin cost to make medicine? And this medicine is used to save lives after all." So, tell those who come to me to ask for medicine, that I don't sell this glycerin for gold, silver, and jewelry, but I only need land, mines, and woodland, even if it's a little barren. ”
Brother Hao understood after a little thought, clapped his hands and said: "I know, Brother Guo said in the Yixue class that gold and silver treasures are just currency, but land, mines and woodlands are the means of production, currency is like a floating cloud to me, the important thing is to master the means of production." Those barren lands are just ignorant and ignorant of the original owners, and they don't know how to develop and utilize them, but our science department has all kinds of knowledge taught by Brother Guo, which can turn waste into treasure. For thousands of years, who knew that this black stone could be burned for heating? Brother Guo invented briquettes and coal stoves, which not only made it convenient for people all over the world, but also made a fortune, and even the eggless Gonggong Lu was rich enough to rival the country. It's just that he is the last person, and he can't bring it to the coffin after making so much money, but I don't know who will be cheaper in the future. ”
Guo Dalu said with a smile: "Although Lu Yueding's father-in-law is a eunuch, his character is not bad, Brother Hao, your mouth is too damaged, this time the glycerin test medicine, he can make a lot of efforts for this, if we are looking for patients with angina pectoris, we can't find so many patients for a while." What people are mutilated is only the body, not the mind, not the mind, not to mention, who said that if you are a eunuch, you can't have descendants, hum, I have a way to let the eunuch give birth to his own son, and he can even have a man and a woman. ”
At this moment, there was a plop, and a half-yin and non-yang voice outside the door hurriedly said: "Mr. Houlong's spells are all over the sky, omnipotent, in Xia Lu Yueding, please ask Mr. Houlong to be merciful and merciful, and give this rootless man a son!" As soon as the words fell, there was a knocking sound, and then Guo Lanying's panicked voice came: "Alas, Father-in-law Lu, don't kowtow, ah, it's not good, this blood is knocked out!"
But it turned out that Lu Yueding was begged by a few friends with the sons and daughters of the court, but he personally came to Guo Dalu to ask for glycerin, and heard him at the door saying that he could make the eunuch have a child's breath, this eunuch is the deepest pain of the father-in-law of the harem, even if they have the favor of the saint, they cannot live in front of the scholars, but when it comes to the sacrifice of no descendants, their hearts are suddenly like ashes - no matter how prominent the wealth in this life, in the face of the end of the extinction, what is it?
Therefore, when Lu Yueding heard that Guo Dalu could actually let the eunuch have, he knelt down directly at the door and kowtowed, and before that, he witnessed the divine beans and refined glycerin from Guo Dalu, countless living people, and saving people from desperate situations, but it was just a good praise.
Guo Dalu didn't expect that he said casually, and he was actually heard by Lu Yueding through the crack in the door, but there were people coming and going in his house all day long, and there was no access control at all, Wang Deen, the nominal servant, ran around, and he didn't do as much housework as Guo Jin, so he didn't even have a doorkeeper at the door, which made Lu Yueding go straight to the door of the bedroom.
Guo Dalu sighed helplessly, and said to Brother Hao: "You go to do things first, tell those who ask for medicine, there will be immortal medicine born in half a decade, but it can only be exchanged for land, mountains, forests and lakes, the quantity is limited, first come, first served." ”
Brother Hao went by himself, when he went out, Lu Yueding was still kowtowing, and Guo Lanying next to him couldn't persuade her, she was a girl's family and couldn't do anything to pull a eunuch, so anxious that there was no place to put her hands and feet.
Brother Hao didn't take a second look, and passed by, since Brother Guo said just now that he could let the eunuch have a child's breath, then he would definitely be able to! Brother Guo even if he said that he could make the eunuch regrow that yang goods, Brother Hao was also convinced. Is there anything in this world that Brother Guo can't do? Now even if Guo Dalu tells Brother Hao that he can conceive and give birth to a child in October, Brother Hao will believe it!
Guo Dalu raised his voice and said, "Lan Ying, invite Father-in-law Lu in, twist the towel and wipe your father-in-law's face." ”
Guo Lanying cleaned Lu Yue's face, wiped alcohol on his forehead, wrapped it in gauze, and let him see the house.
Guo Dalu looked at Lu Yueding, whose head was wrapped like an Indian Ah San, and couldn't help but burst out laughing, but immediately twitched the skin on his face and gasped in pain.
Lu Yue hurriedly knelt down again: "In the next moment, I was anxious, Mr. Lao Houlong bothered, delayed Mr. Recuperation, and sinned guilty." As he spoke, he knelt down and kowtowed again.
Guo Dalu hurriedly said: "Got, got, got, Gonggong Lu, get up quickly, if you kowtow again, I will just let go, and I don't care about anything." ”
Lu Yueding's eyes lit up, and he hurriedly said: "I don't kowtow, I don't kowtow, Mr. Houlong, you, can you really let me have a child?"
Guo Dalu grinned: "You didn't confirm whether I had this ability at all, so you kowtowed, so you didn't worry that I was just bragging?"
Lu Yueding sighed: "I and other people who have no future in their lives, it is the biggest regret, even if they die, they can't see their ancestors in Jiuquan, so as long as they hear a little hope, they are willing to fight for wealth and beg." ”
Guo Dalu shook his head: "What do I say about you? You eunuchs, you were originally normal people, but for the sake of glory and wealth, you entered the palace purely, and when you got the power and made a fortune, and then thought that you could be a sound person again, isn't this tossing back and forth? I heard my junior brother Li Hua say that today's saints are benevolent and love the people, and have issued many edicts ordering the people not to harm themselves and enter the palace, but there are still people who take this shortcut to the south, and they can't stop it. So that next to the palace in the capital, there are many people who have been purified and have not been elected to the palace, and they have built shacks there to live, just waiting for the day when there is a shortage of people in the palace and pick themselves up. ”
Lu Yueding blushed: "Yes, it is true that some people purify themselves for the sake of wealth and nobility, but there are still many little eunuchs who were sent to the clean room by their parents and cut with a knife, and he himself is still young, how can he know the hardships of purification? When I was a child, I was also a child running around in the mountains, and when I wanted to pee, I pulled down my pants and soaked in urine against the stream. It's just that there was a famine that year, and the landlord came to force the debt again, if I can't pay the money, not only will I take away the slope land handed down by my ancestors, but also sell my mother and my sister to people. ”
Guo Dalu didn't know that Lu Yueding actually had such a tragic past, and he couldn't help asking: "How much silver does your family owe, so that you want to be taken captive by the land?"
Lu Yueding trembled and stretched out three fingers: "My father borrowed three taels of silver from the landlord during the winter, and deducted the profits, and he actually got two taels or three hundred wen, and the lamb's interest was one hundred and ten taels when it was harvested in the autumn of the following year!
Guo Dalu was silent, and sighed for a long time: "You are also from a poor family." ”
Lu Yueding burst into tears and wiped his tears: "In fact, most of the people in the palace are from poor families like me, and they are really desperate, who wants to cut their children like animals? Since I entered the palace, although I have used some unsightly means to climb up and harmed others, I have never done anything to be sorry for the common people. ”
Guo Dalu nodded: "I heard Huang Xueheng say about you, you are the most favored eunuch in the saint today, but your reputation is good, even those mines were bought by you with silver, unlike some official eunuchs, who didn't pay a penny, and directly robbed the mines, which looked so ugly." ”
Lu Yue fixed his eyes on Guo Dalu, listened to his softened tone, and said busily: "Please also ask Mr. Houlong to see the villain's role as a human being, and use magic to let the villain be reborn from the roots, leaving a wisp of blood in the world." ”
Guo Dalu scratched the itchy skin on his body, and muttered, "Broken roots and reborn?
Before he could say a word, Lu Houding hurriedly said: "You can't be reborn, it's okay to take the original one, my father hid my words in a jar in his hometown, covered it with lime, and it didn't rot." ”
Guo Dalu's mind flashed a thing that had been pickled in lime for decades, like old bacon meat, grinned, and shook his head again and again: "Even if you stay with that, you can't reconnect it, I know some methods of replanting severed limbs, but it must be a short time away from the human body, and the operation can be re-performed within a few sticks of incense to be successful." As long as this severed limb has been away from the human body for a long time, the muscles, nerves, and capillaries have rotted, and it is impossible to connect it no matter what. --Guo Dalu only knew that it was theoretically feasible to replant the amputated limb, and he did not have the ability to operate at all.
In fact, even if the limb is replanted, the lower body has lost its function, and it can be used to pee, but it is absolutely impossible to have sex if you want to. In the 21st century, there are similar surgeries, but none of them can restore the **** function after surgery. (To be continued.) )