Chapter 0212: Starling Xiaoyu
Treasure, I have found a treasure! This is really in the dark, and it has its own providence
Lao Dao was ecstatic and danced.
"Cut, you don't need money to brag, it's best to refine the cowhide pill, you don't need any capital, just have a mouth" Starling Xiaoyu sneered strangely and endlessly on the side.
"Is this still a bird? better than a human" Dumb hated to strangle this little starling with many mouths and tongues. But on the surface, he smiled quietly.
"That's right, who wouldn't brag. I also said that there are 8,980 kinds of medicinal herbs, which I know with my eyes closed. The middle-aged Taoist priest followed the pole of the starling branch and began to climb up.
Starling Xiaoyu flapped his wings and shouted: "Senior Brother Tong Danzi is mighty, Senior Brother Tong Danzi is invincible! Senior Brother Tong Danzi has unfathomable knowledge of pharmacology, and Senior Brother Tong Danzi Yellow Emperor Danjing is like a stream!"
The middle-aged Taoist priest was full of spring breeze, waving his hands again and again, looking humble.
Dumb opened his mouth, smirked stupidly, and searched all the classic books he knew, but he didn't find the Yellow Emperor Danjing.
Dumb glanced at the starling out of the corner of his eye, only to see his dark eyes rolling around, as if harboring some kind of evil intentions. Looking at Lao Dao again, his eyes were also blank.
Dumb had an idea, bowed his hand, and said sincerely: "Please teach Senior Brother Tong Danzi." The Yellow Emperor Dan Sutra will be recited to us for one or two, so that we can also have a long insight. ”
"It's Senior Brother Tong Danzi, not Senior Brother Tong Danzi. Do you understand?"
The starling shouted happily: "Senior Brother Tong Danzi, this cowhide boy dares to insult your Dao name, it is unbearable for people, but unbearable for birds! If you don't give them a little bit of a powerful taste, they don't know how many tails you have? ! You recite the Yellow Emperor Dan Sutra upside down to them!"
"Yes, I have to teach them a lesson, I recite the Yellow Emperor Dan Sutra, what do I recite?"
The middle-aged Taoist priest opened his mouth and was at a loss. The sweat that has been extinct for a hundred years came out and flowed on his face. Because his mana is deepening day by day, he has already entered the Dan period, and he has not sweated for a hundred years. But this will, involuntarily sweat on the face.
He knows the Yellow Emperor's internal scriptures well, and he can count them like a number of treasures. But the Yellow Emperor Danjing, I have never heard of it, and I still recite it backwards, and I don't have it anymore.
This damn starling, what the hell is it? How can you dig such a big hole for yourself and make yourself jump.
Lao Dao was almost happy, almost like a child, patting his ass and cheering.
"Sister Bird, presumably this Yellow Emperor Dan Sutra is a secret treasure scripture of the immortal family. Senior Brother Tong Danzi is reluctant to divulge the secret of heaven, which is understandable. How about asking him to pour out the soup song?"
Seeing that it was cold, Dumb hurriedly gritted his little tiger teeth with a smile and came forward to save the scene.
"Okay, okay, according to your opinion!" Starling Xiaoyu's smile trembled, her beautiful little head, and the chicken pecked at the rice and nodded again and again. A small phoenix crown on his head is faintly visible.
Tong Danzi's face was red, and Daoji shook for a while. With his current situation, his head is full of mud, not to mention the reverse solution, even if it is the correct solution, he can't solve it.
Tong Danzi was annoyed and angry, raised his arms and roared: "Stop! Are you the examiner, or am I the examiner? Why are you going around and around, and I am being examined?
"Sister Bird, what's the matter, Senior Brother Tong Danzi?" asked Ah Ke in a panic.
"It's like, it's like the legendary annoyance. However, it is also possible to occasionally feel cold and get mad cow disease. Starling Xiaoyu shrank his neck in fright and said seriously.
"You" Tong Danzi hated to pinch Xiaoyu to death. But he didn't dare to make a mistake.
This little starling, although small, is the ancestral bird of the Xiandan Cave. Even the oldest elder in the current Xiandan Cave didn't know where this bird came from. All they know is that when they entered, there was this bird.
This bird is not just old. The temper is also big, and the methods are more filthy and vicious.
Provoke it, on top of your head, is the lightest. Spray a spark, and you can burn your fart and urine, and you won't extinguish your bones. If you spit out a mouthful of fire, the gods can't save it. No amount of water or soil can extinguish the fire.
Therefore, Tong Danzi dared to be angry but did not dare to speak. Looking at the old Taoist at a loss.
The old Taoist was unabashedly happy, took out two dragon eyes, and threw them to the starling as a reward.
Starling Xiaoyu got the longan, swooped into the canopy, and enjoyed the delicious food.
"Uncle Shi, what do you think of this?" Tong Danzi asked the old Taoist helplessly.
Lao Dao's smile sank, and he replied indifferently: "You are the chief examiner, you have the final say." ”
"Now that Uncle Shi has spoken. They are also considered eligible, so they can pass guò. Tong Danzi gritted his back molars and said helplessly.
"Boys, you've passed the guò test. Let's go with the old ways. The old Taoist shouted happily.
Dumb, tiger, and aaron, cheering. Run behind the old man and follow closely.
"Uncle Shi, Uncle Shi, you took them all away, how can I explain to the master?" Tong Danzi stomped his foot anxiously.
"Explain what you love, you can do. Anyway, you recruited people and were intercepted by the old way. If something really goes wrong, it's half of you and half of me. ”
After the old man finished speaking unreasonably, he beckoned the three teenagers and walked away.
"Crazy, Dan madman asked you to make alchemy and blow you up," Tong Danzi muttered helplessly.
"Cursing the master, the sin deserves death!" In the canopy, starling Xiaoyu shouted.
"Ancestor Xiaoyu, grandmother, don't make trouble, don't you?" Tong Danzi was terrified, and begged for mercy again and again.
"There's no way, as soon as my mouth is idle, I want to talk nonsense, and I can't control it!" Starling Xiaoyu, looking like a female hooligan blackmailing.
"I have ten fire dragon pills here, honor you, grind your teeth and play, is this okay?" Tong Danzi hurriedly took out a beautiful brocade box, trembled with pain, and offered it with both hands.
"These few pills are the amount of one or two days. I have this memory, it's pretty good, and I have to remember it for ten days and a half months for ordinary things. Special things, like cursing the teacher or something, not half a year and three months, I can't forget jì if I want to. ”
Starling Xiaoyu swished to collect the brocade box, squinted at Tong Danzi, and increased the intensity of blackmail.
"Grandma, aunt, I really don't have anything" The dignified monk was forced to cry.
"Hmph, if you don't see the coffin, you don't shed tears, and if you don't say the Sun Stone, you don't give up!" Xiao Yu sneered coldly.
"How do you know I have a Sun Stone?" Tong Danzi was shocked.
"If you don't want anyone to know, you don't want to hide it. If it weren't for the fact that I don't want to be a thief, I like fair trade. Your little bits and pieces of chicken and dog have long been in my belly. Xiao Yu pursed her pointed little mouth, looking disdainful.
"Yes, you don't need to be a thief. Sunstone, I'm all filial to you, won't I?"
Tong Danzi gritted his teeth and said, "In addition, add ten more Mixed Yuan Pills, okay?"
"Deal!" Starling Xiaoyu, the thief smiled and nodded.