Tonight, Xiaoxue didn't go back to her room to review as usual after taking a shower, but ran to my room to watch anime on the computer.

The two of us sat cross-legged on the bed, Xiaoxue was watching the Pleasant Goat, I wiped her long hair with a handkerchief, and the monsters were used to watching TV in the living room.

Xiaoxue kept laughing when she saw Pleasant Goat, and I felt funny that she was so big and so happy to see this. I even suspect that the monsters didn't come into my room to watch it together because the content Xiaoxue was watching was too childish.

Speaking of which, it's been a long time since I've had such a warm time. When I was a kid, we used to play together in the same bed, and I would make her cry. But after Xiaoxue reaches I don't know how old, there are few cases where I am stuck to me like before.

After wiping Xiaoxue's head, I picked up a comb and gently combed her silky hair. Her hair is longer than before.

"Brother, I think it's weird. ”

"What, what?"

I thought Xiaoxue had discovered the secret of my sister's control, and I was so nervous that I stuttered for a while.

She watched the anime, but her mouth was asking something else.

"It's just less than a month, so many people have come to the house, animals, it's really amazing. Brother, how did you do that? Are they really just here to work?"

I knew that judging from the current situation, Xiaoxue would definitely ask more questions about this aspect. Otherwise, it would be amazing not to ask.

"Yes, it's all because my brother and I have been doing a good job in running an orchard fruit shop recently, so I need a lot of manpower. They just didn't have a place to live, so I let them stay with us. Of course, their wages are lower in this case. ”

I tried to keep my tone as flat as I could, but even my hand that was combing Xiaoxue's long hair was shaking.

"What about monkeys and dogs? They are so smart, especially the monkey, he can actually get dressed. One time I passed by the kitchen and I seemed to hear monkeys talking inside, which was really incredible. ”

"Well...... "These two guys are getting me in trouble again, should I let all the unrelated monsters leave on the day Xiaoxue returns."

"I'll correct you first, it's not a monkey, it's an orangutan. Orangutans and dogs couldn't stand the abuse of the circus, so they wandered to me, and when they saw that I had a lot of fruit here, they stayed.

Who knew that Xiaoxue turned around, looked at me with extreme suspicion and said, "But brother, you didn't say that before, you said that the monkey came from the back mountain." ”

"Huh?

I pretended to be crazy and stupid, and I had an idea, and lied again: "Originally, they came from the back mountain, but when I saw the news of the orangutan who was performing in the city, I realized that those two guys were circus orangutans and dogs, so the orangutan would have empty clothes." Well, that's it. ”

After hearing me say this, Xiaoxue's eyes shone with a strange light. As soon as I looked at it, I knew I was in trouble again.

Xiaoxue pressed her hands on my thighs and said with some excitement, "Is this true?"

"Uh...... It's true. ”

"Can you put them on a show? I've always wanted to see a circus show. ”

“...... This, it's a bit difficult...... Xiaoxue, you need to know that I am not their animal trainer. ”

But Xiaoxue still kept taking my hand and coquettish.

"Brother, they listen to you so much, you can give it a try~"

My sister's delicate voice crushed me at once, and I lost my resistance and weakly agreed, "Okay." ”

Xiaoxue paused the Pleasant Goat, excitedly pulled me out, and looked for the orangutan and the dog brother all over the house.

"Monkey~Dog~Monkey~Dog~"

The living room, the front room, the backyard, none of them were found. I was dragged away by her, and I couldn't help but complain: "I said it was just an orangutan, not a monkey......"

Xiaoxue innocently turned around and asked me, "Does it make a difference?"

“...... It doesn't make a difference, there has never been a definition on TV about whether Sun Wukong is a monkey or an orangutan. You see, didn't the Monkey King in the recent Journey to the West chapter turn into an orangutan in the end?"

We finally found the orangutan and the dog brother in the kitchen, they were both standing on the stove, the orangutan was holding the lid of the pot in his hand, and the two of them drooled to look at the roast meat in the iron pot inside, which Huang You prepared for tonight's supper.

The four of us were immediately startled by each other, and Xiaoxue covered her mouth and looked at these two magical stealing animals in surprise.

The orangutan made a decision, squeaked loudly and threw down the lid of the pot, and was the first to run to the kitchen window. Brother Dog also reacted quickly, caught up with the orangutan and prepared to escape from the kitchen window.

I yelled, "Stop!"

The orangutan and the dog brother stopped helplessly and stood in place obediently.

I walked over and grabbed one in my hand and tucked them into the backyard. They didn't dare to struggle, for fear of touching my wounds. Standing on the stone slab in the backyard, Brother Dog is like a child who has done something wrong with his ears drooping. The orangutan still raised his head and resolutely refused to give in.

Shi Dashan, Huang Youhuo, Yu Xiaolu, and even the dragon beard came out to see them playfully.

I stood in front of them, and Xiaoxue stood behind me expectantly.

"Eat for nothing, and still steal food, I was so blind when I rescued you from the villains of the circus!"

Brother Dog raised his head, the scarlet man lowered his head, and the monsters and dragon whiskers all looked at me suspiciously.

Xiaoxue asked me again at this time: "Brother, didn't you say that you met them in the back mountain, and later learned that they escaped from the circus?"

Sometimes, it takes a hundred lies to cover up a lie to tell a lie.

I covered my head for a while, and then said to Xiaoxue with a grin, "Aren't I just making an example? Such an exaggerated example can show how strong my love for them is." ”

Then I was despised by everyone and youkai.

However, the orangutan and the dog brother did know their current roles - two animals that escaped from the circus.

I crouched down and said to them, "Now, Xiaoxue wants to see your performance." You have to work harder, or you won't be given food. ”

Performance?

The orangutan and the dog looked at me dumbfounded, and then at the anticipatory Xiaoxue behind me. I bowed to them, putting aside my dignity as a demon king and begging them to help me.

They looked at me helplessly, as if they didn't want to perform anything. I didn't care, I stood up and commanded them, "Okay, now sing a song and listen to it." ”

Huang You and the others looked at the orangutan and the dog brother funny, wanting to see how they could sing. And Xiaoxue covered her hands in front of her chest, looking forward to it even more.

Don't look away and don't care about anything.

Brother Dog looked at the people around him, then at me, and finally licked his tongue and looked at me.

"If the performance is wonderful, I'll buy you half a roast chicken. ”

Brother Dog's saliva also flowed out, and after wagging his tail and licking his tongue twice, he squatted on the ground and barked rhythmically.

We listened and listened, and finally we heard it, it was the little apple dog barking version.

Everyone applauded, only the scarlet looked at Brother Dog with disdain, and he looked like he hated iron but not steel. I don't think an orangutan stealing food should be so backbone.

Xiao Xue's eyes were shining, and she looked at the dog brother with her mouth wide open: "Great, this dog is so smart!"

"It's not been trained with food induction. Here, let's show everyone a space step. ”

Brother Dog looked at me dissatisfied. I hurriedly said, "A roast chicken!"

The dog brother immediately got up on his front legs, stood on his two hind legs, and began to sing and take a space step. The thing under the stomach is shaking and shaking, so coquettish. We can't ask too much of dogs......

If this scene is performed externally, it will definitely make major news headlines. In the future, Brother Dog may become an international-level performance star, and he will have to ask it for an autograph in advance.

Well, it's not difficult for a genius to show that a dog brother can write, right?

Xiaoxue clapped her hands vigorously, she didn't understand the magic of this thing, she only knew that this was a performance, it was estimated that if Brother Dog spoke two English, Xiaoxue would also feel very harmful, and she would not think that Brother Dog was a monster.

Just when everyone was watching, the orangutan pulled me down, leaned into my ear and asked carefully: "Recently, uncle, I have been short of money to buy cigarettes, and I will perform a show to make your sister happy, how about you get paid?"

"What are you going to perform?" I asked worriedly, didn't the orangutan just disdain to do that?

"Crooked, you can just give me a Great China after the performance. ”

I said angrily: "How many roast chickens can you buy in a big China?!

The orangutan said depressedly: "It's really stingy, a pack is fine, it should be soft." ”

"! hard!"

The orangutan finally accepted it, and when the dog brother finished the space dance, he was lying on the side and drooling and waiting for tomorrow, the orangutan also played.

Still wearing a pair of sunglasses at night, or wearing colorful clothes. We are all looking forward to watching the orangutan master, and Xiaoxue is also looking forward to the next show that the orangutan will perform.

Under the gaze of everyone, I saw the orangutan slowly twisting his waist and moving his buttocks.

Well...... What is this? Dancing? What is dancing?

It feels kinky, you know, how ...... it would be for an orangutan to twist his waist and shake his ass in front of you Disgusting. Gorilla, what about your discipline?

The orangutan twisted higher and higher, and finally twisted away, picked up a long stick on the ground and stuck it on the ground, and twisted the snake's waist against the long stick. The graceful posture, the seductive posture, silenced us all.

I saw the dog lying on the ground, covering his eyes with two paws, and it seemed that he had already guessed that the orangutan would perform this.

The four youkai all showed disgusted expressions and immediately left. And the dragon's face was cold, and I saw that he seemed to suspect that the orangutan was using some terrible witchcraft, and he had the urge to rush over to get rid of the demon.

And Xiao Xue, who was most looking forward to what the orangutan would perform, was now pale, and was pimpled by the severe cold.

Moral...... Where's your festival?

If this show is performed to the public, the people of the circus may not live to tomorrow. Who is so perverted to teach an orangutan such a disgusting dance?

Xiaoxue returned to her room with a disappointed face, and she told me that she never wanted to go near the monkey again.

I said heavily, "That's not a monkey, it's an orangutan." ”