PS: Third update

The great immortal is still shameless, regardless of the bleeding of the seven orifices, he is showing off, pinching the orchid fingers, his eyes are charming, twisting his waist, and walking towards the golden cicada step by step and saying: "The Buddha doesn't like the little jasper and the little bird according to the people, but he likes the fairy to let go of the prodigal shape and the charming nature......?"

Jin Chan was furious and said, "You have to take one step further, I will make you a woman completely." ”

When Daxian heard this, he only felt a chill between his legs, and he stopped his steps, and the twisting action was even more disgusting.

Jin Chanzi couldn't bear to look directly and turned his head, and said indifferently: "The baby I want is also a story." ”

When Daxian heard this, he breathed a sigh of relief, put away the disgusting flattery, and the obscene energy returned to his body, and said: "You said it earlier, it's just a story, Xiaoxian has nothing else, there is still a basket of this story, Xiaoxian traveled to the Three Realms, sold fake medicines, went to heaven, went down to the underworld, went to the Dragon Palace, and went to Xiandao." I don't know what kind of things are, even where the Seven Fairies are bathing, where the Weaver Girl and the Goddess are bathing, and who the palace maid of the Phi Xiang Hall has a crush on? When the little princess of the Dragon King of the South China Sea will break down, the little fairy will figure it out, and what you want to hear, the little fairy must know everything and say everything. ”

Jin Cicada felt a chill and said, "Where are you from and where do you want to go?"

Daxian said casually: "Naturally, come and go, go where you go...... Oops!" Before the great immortal finished speaking, he was thrown out by the golden cicada and hit the courtyard wall. The sound of bones breaking is clearly audible.

The golden cicada still sat under the ancient tree and said, "Your origin." The little monk roughly guessed seventy-seven-eighty-eight, whether to say it or not. It's all in your thoughts. ”

Daxian was shocked, he never thought that the power of the golden cicada was so domineering, and as soon as he looked at him, he lifted himself away, swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and asked tentatively: "What will happen if Xiaoxian doesn't say it?"

Jin Chanzi smiled slightly and said: "It won't be anything, the little monk will never let Sun Wukong knock you to death with a stick......" Daxian said. didn't dare to show a trace of joy, just because Jin Chanzi's tone was too calm, as calm as death, and he listened to him calmly at the moment, and sure enough, Jin Chanzi almost paralyzed himself in the second half of the sentence.

Jin Chanzi said: "I have heard for a long time, the queen mother's peach is the primordial infant of the monk who has ascended to the immortal realm, but under the peach tree is the monk's body, but. In order to ensure that the aura is fully absorbed, the monk is generally buried alive in the ground, not to let him die, but to let him go day after day. Year after year of practice, all the aura obtained from the practice nourishes the peach tree, and after the monk cannot condense any spiritual energy. Then chop him to make tree fertilizer, the little monk has seen a knife to chop tree fertilizer. The knife was blunt, and only a small cut could be made with a single cut. To completely cut down a monk into manure, I heard that it will take 7749 days, 49 days in heaven. ”

Daxian was drenched in cold sweat, he didn't dare to interject, he intuitively felt that his whole body was slashed by countless blunt knives, he thought about escaping, but he was not sure, no, it was completely hopeless.

Facing the golden cicada, he gave birth to a kind of despair from his heart.

Jin Chanzi didn't go to see Daxian, he seemed to be talking to himself, and said: "Wukong has taken care of Pan Taoyuan before, and it seems that it is not difficult to send you in, maybe, I can give you some other tricks, if you like it......"

"Xiaoxian is wrong, Xiaoxian is really wrong. Daxian is also a ruthless corner, kneeling on the ground at the moment, walking towards the golden cicada with his knees, and when he came to the front, he saw that the golden cicada ignored him, and shook his ears and scraped his ears, and said: "Xiaoxian should die, Xiaoxian should not fool the Buddha, Xiaoxian should die, Xiaoxian should not fool the Buddha." The ear scraper hit so loudly that it stopped in the golden cicada's ear, and he also jumped his eyebrows slightly.

Jin Chanzi took a sip of tea, and thought to himself, this son is like a fate, and he is only afraid of horror in the future, and said: "That's it, don't play these scenes with the little monk, when I was in the underworld, the little monk has seen that the little monk is not a ghost, and he doesn't have those weird hobbies, get up, tell your story, and have the right to atone for the things of the underworld." ”

Daxian had to grit his teeth and swallow it in his stomach, what is this and what, turn around, more and more it is his own, roll up his robe to wipe the blood off his face, smile obscenely, and say: "The Buddha is ......"

Jin Chanzi frowned and said: "The little monk doesn't like the word Buddha." ”

Daxian nodded and hurriedly said yes, and said: "The monk has seen Xiaoxian, in the three-star oblique moon cave, it was Xiaoxian who opened the door of the cave for the monk back then, please enter the oblique moon cave and meet the master Taizu." Also on that day, I followed Zhang Tianshi to the Northern Wei Dynasty in the human realm to do the thing of destroying the Buddha, but unexpectedly I was calculated by the Buddhism, Zhang Tianshi abandoned me, and found someone to replace Xiaoxian to go, a merit creation, lost out of thin air. "This great immortal is the Taoist boy on the side of the Bodhi ancestor of the three-star slanting moon cave, who was ordered to destroy the Buddha back then, but in the end, he lost his message.

Jin Chanzi nodded, indicating that he understood.

Daxian was puzzled: "The monk knows the origin of Xiaoxian?"

Jin Chanzi said: "At the head of the bridge, the little monk can see it." ”

When the great immortal heard this, he suddenly said, "That's why you calculated...... Let me get in the game and trick that ghost together?"

Jin Chanzi nodded, did not say much on this matter, and said: "Back then, when the third ancestor of the Taishang Dao Ancestor preached Sun Wukong, you eavesdropped on one side, and what you learned should be orthodox Taoism, what's more, when you were in heaven, you already had a few Taoist deeds, and you should be Senior Brother Sun Wukong, but how can you cultivate so weak now?"

Daxian smiled helplessly, and looked even more obscene, and said: "The monk doesn't know, when he left the Tiandoushi Palace in the thirty-third day, the Taishang Dao Ancestor did not teach me any Taoism, and the transmission was only thirty-six side doors, and the little fairy was not the boy who watched the furnace, even if it was the way to move the door, picking yin and supplementing yang, climbing the bow and stepping on the crossbow, rubbing the umbilicus, concocting it with a square, burning the grass and beating the ding, entering the red lead, refining the autumn stone, and taking women's milk and the like. is also half-understood, and does not understand its meaning, therefore, the pills refined by Xiaoxian are all defective products. ”

Jin Chanzi nodded and said, "Back then, you were reincarnated with Zhang Tianshi, and then there was no news, why didn't the Taishang Dao Ancestor go looking for you?"

When Daxian heard the question, his mood fluctuated very much, and he wanted to speak, but he suddenly choked up, and said: "At the beginning, Daozu said that I would follow him for many years, and listen to the Tao three more, and there should be this creation, let me Zhang Tianshi go to the mortal world, uphold Zhang Tianshi's five buckets of rice Dao, and expel the strength of Buddhism, and after the success, there will be indispensable benefits." He also said that I was unwilling to be subordinate, and it would not be difficult to rank in the immortal class in the future. Xiaoxian thought it was a creation, but in fact, he was just being teased. ”

Jin Chanzi said: "How do you say this?"

Daxian was a little hesitant in his eyes, looked left and right, and didn't dare to speak.

Jin Chanzi saw his scruples and said: "When you entered the Guanyin Monastery, I had already set a supreme ban, Sanqing, Rulai and other gods and Buddhas unless they came here in person, otherwise they would not want to know what you said, you can rest assured." ”

Daxian was a little unconvinced: "Seriously." ”

Jin Cicada nodded.

The Great Immortal took a long sigh of relief, the obscene look on his face disappeared, and he knelt down at the feet of the golden cicada in a serious manner, kowtowed a few times, and said: "The little immortal is just an experimental specimen of the Taishang Dao Ancestor, a failed experimental specimen. Calculate the time, time is running out, and please ask the monk to save the little fairy. (To be continued......)