Chapter 795: 100 Days of Drunkenness
The general opinion of the bandits is that the people of Huangcun are probably so frightened that they have run up the mountain, so that no one can be found in the village; however, they should have to come back until the end of the day, right? Now everyone is not expecting them to come back and let themselves rob, but hoping that they will come back soon to get a full meal for everyone......
Just when they were hesitating in the courtyard of the Huang family, Yiyun and a few people were already in the small square to set up.
In the center of the small square was a large iron pot, under which was firewood, and in the pot was a large piece of meat that had just been cut from the prey.
In the end, Yiyun also asked Goudan and Tiansheng to raise the black flag high on the roof of a house with a pole, and then let them hurry down, Yiyun lit a fire under the iron pot, and the group immediately entered the tunnel to hide, waiting for the show to begin.
The Huang family compound.
-- The thieves were lying on the ground with no strength. -- There's no way to do it, lying still seems to be a little more hungry.
At this time, there was a sudden person with a particularly smart nose and noticed a trace of abnormality!
He couldn't help but sniff hard, huh, there was a smell of fireworks, and then the wind blew a faint smell of boiled meat.
"Lao Tzu must be so hungry that he is hallucinating!"
He muttered to himself with some chagrin.
After a while, another person, like him, noticed the abnormality, raised his head, and the two of them looked at each other in unison.
The two men were also shrewd, so they slowly got up and went out one after the other, facing the limelight.
Of course, nothing can be seen. But the smell of meat was stronger, and they all saw the black flag on the roof of a family in the west of the village.
What's written on it? Neither of them can read. But it seems to recognize it, it's the black flag on their big black mountain!
"Why don't we both go and have a look?"
A said to B.
"It's just the two of us, aren't we afraid it's safe?" B said timidly.
The two discussed it again, so they decided to go back to the courtyard and report to the master, and it was up to him to decide, there were many people, so don't take risks.
Wait until you have the courage to talk about it. But there is something wrong with the house:
"Black flag, I'm afraid it's a trap set by the people surnamed Wang and the people of Huangcun, don't pay attention to it. ”
"But in charge, I seem to smell the smell of boiled meat. ”
"Yes, yes, I smell it too, and you all smell it too?"
As soon as I heard this, not only the people in charge, but all the people came to the spirit.
So everyone brushed the ground and stood up, twitched their noses together, and inhaled.
"No, you're blind, aren't you?"
The head of the house was very angry, and was about to kick the two of them in the ass. Suddenly, a gust of wind blew.
"Oops, smell smell, smell!"
"It's meat, it's meat, it's real meat!"
"Great, haha!"
Everyone didn't have to be in charge of the order, and immediately rushed out and rushed out.
So the first thing I saw was the black flag.
The head of the house was busy asking the literate one: "Look, recognize it well, is it our 'Megatron Black Mountain'?"
"Uh...... Boss. The words on it read, 'Welcome to Huang Village'!"
"Let's go, let's go!"
Everyone coincidentally snatched their swords and trotted quickly towards the side of the small square.
When I arrived at the small square, all the bandits were surprised and happy. It's hard to put into words!
It seems that the people of Huangcun are still quite considerate, knowing that they have worked hard all the way, so they have prepared such a pot of good things to treat everyone.
A fast-moving one had already run to the side of the pot and poked with the tip of the knife in his hand. He turned around and said, "It's not thorough, cook it for a while." ”
The other said, "Ouch, I can't wait." I'll try it first, I'm so hungry!"
Everyone swallowed their saliva heavily.
But the man in charge said, "Come back, wait and wait, will you die if you wait a little longer?"
Another leader said: "The majesty of the family, no matter how the people of Huangcun are, they still don't have to give in to their mistakes; I'm afraid that they will send the pot meat first, and then come to beg for mercy, right?"
The thieves laughed together: "That's right, when the men are vegetarians, now you know you're scared, right?"
The head of the house ordered the leaders to beckon their men to sit down on the ground, and not to mess around. When a pot of meat is cooked, he will arrange for someone to divide it. Stealing the palm of the mouth!
Everyone was unusually obedient and obedient this time, so everyone sat silently on the ground, and kept snorting their noses. With a smile on my face, I watched the soup in the pot boiling, and the heat was so hot that it was just beautiful!
...... It was getting dark.
In the tunnel, Yiyun and his people had quietly come to the archery observation holes in different directions, and looked at these bandits who were tortured to death by gluttonous insects.
Dog Dan said softly beside Yiyun, "It's a pity that you really want to feed these beasts with this meat." ”
Yiyun said: "Don't worry, I promise, they will never dare to eat this pot of meat." Herald: Get ready to go!"
Then turn your gaze back to the square.
After swallowing his saliva, the head of the house said to one of the leaders: "Divide it, you won't be able to see clearly after a while, be careful to feed it to your nose." ”
"Hahaha......"
The bandits laughed, their eyes lit up, and they were ready to move.
So, everyone stared at the leader in charge of dividing the meat and walked towards the pot, and said in their hearts: "Hurry up, what is the ink!"
At this most exciting moment, the head of the house suddenly shouted: "Stop-"
What's the matter? The bandits looked at the boss and shouted dissatisfied.
"This meat can't be eaten, pour it out for Lao Tzu!"
"Huh?!"
The scene was in an uproar. One of the leaders said loudly: "Boss, the brothers have been waiting for so long a day, what do you mean?"
"Damn! Lao Tzu understands! How can the people of Huangcun be so kind, have you forgotten about Bai, Ri, and drunk?"
The head said in a calm tone.
These words made the thieves stunned. That makes sense! The previous scene on the mountain suddenly came to mind.
Damn, really, I almost fell for it again! If I get drunk for 100 days again, then this gang of people will be reimbursed in Huangcun!
But after waiting for so long a day, I was really unwilling. Some people are lucky: "It would be a pity if there was no medicine in this pot?"
And one of the thieves came a thin and small, kneeling down in front of the master, and whimpering, saying:
"Boss, I can't stand it! 100 days of drunkenness, 100 days of drunkenness, I'll be a full ghost, please don't pour this meat!"
However, before the head of the house could speak, the leader of the little thief scolded: "Spineless thing!" and kicked him into a fight.
At this point, the thieves are quite entangled: if they divide and eat, they are afraid that they will really get drunk for 100 days, and this possibility is quite high, everyone does not dare to put their lives on the line, and if this pot of meat is poured out, it is really difficult to give up after being hungry for so long! (To be continued......