35 Pizza became a feast for rats

I introduced Yu Xin and Dong Yini to the new employee, Long Xu.

Don't look at the dragon beard, he is also a bald and strong man like Shi Dashan, the difference is quite big. As a cultivator, Ryusu is a different kind of monster, and he looks much more righteous, at least there will be no such thing as scaring away guests. You can also replace Yu Xin and Dong Yini, two ineffective clerks, to protect the fruit store.

Even if those flying thugs dare to come here to make trouble, they will definitely not be able to get any benefit.

Speaking of which, the reason why I recruited Long Xu to be the new clerk also has a private purpose, I'm lazy, and I can be a shopkeeper after adding the word Long Xu.

In the so-called people who have money, they become bad, not to mention that people like me, who don't pursue much money, don't want to work now that the fruit store makes money.

Rotten**Ah!

After handing over the dragon beard to Yu Xin and Dong Yini, I went to the computer city to buy a second-hand computer. After all, my brother is also a modern person.,When I was a child, I often secretly went to the Internet café to play games online.,Later, because of work, I didn't touch the computer much.,Even the QQ number built at the beginning was forgotten.。

I'm going to play a handful!

I have a white fox on my left shoulder, a weasel on my right shoulder, a cute loli in my left hand, and a big yellow dog in my right hand.

Such a lineup is too dazzling to walk on the street, and the return rate is extremely high, from time to time someone takes out their mobile phones to take pictures, and even some women come to me and ask me if I sell it. But no one asked if the weasel was sold, which made Huang You snort dissatisfied. The weasel is also quite cute, okay, but he was robbed of all his brilliance by Xiaobai.

Actually, is it legal to keep foxes and weasels as pets?

It's none of my business, it's obvious that they're pestering me!

After driving away a group of women who wanted to buy Xiaobai, I finally arrived at my destination, a small computer store opened by my junior high school classmates. As soon as I stepped through the store, I saw a fat man smirking at the computer screen.

This is my classmate in junior high school, a fat man, whose name seems to be Wang Bayi. Just like an idiot named Dai Huairen, Wang Bayi is often called Wang Bayi and then bullied, I really don't know if their parents deliberately played tricks on their son.

Later, I couldn't read anymore, so I quit school and got a job, and because I liked computers, I opened a computer store and became an otaku from then on. Recently, there has been a development towards the path of idiots.

I shouted with a big grin: "Laughing so cheaply, are you watching a movie?"

The fat man was startled by me, looked up at me from the screen, and said happily: "It's the young boss, how can you ......"

The fat man's gaze immediately shifted to Xiao Lu, and suddenly the whole person lost his soul.

Xiao Lu hid behind him in fear, and when I saw the fat man's cheap state, I immediately said dissatisfied: "Brother dog, bark at him." ”

Brother Dog has had a good relationship with Xiao Lu recently, and unceremoniously yelled at Wang Fatzi viciously, scaring Wang Fatzi to wake up and hide behind the computer desk.

"Boss Qing, hold your dog!"

"If you're not serious, I'll let it bite you. ”

"It's vicious! But this dog listens to you. ”

"Needless to say, it eats me, lives in me, doesn't give money, and doesn't listen to me?"

Brother Dog lowered his head.

Wang Fatzi, when I was joking, I didn't dare to look at the little green behind me greedily. He glanced at the animals on my body and smiled, "Boss Qing is really an animal lover, you got these from the mountains behind your orchard?"

Wang Fatzi used to have a good relationship with me, although I didn't like him, but since I saved him from being beaten like I saved Tong Zhiyou, he relied on me. If I hadn't come to him this time, I really wouldn't have anything to do with him.

"That's probably the case. I pulled two chairs for me and Xiao Lu to sit down, and then said to Wang Fatzi: "I came this time to get a computer, you know my situation, just get one according to my standards." ”

Wang Fatzi was quite happy to hear that I was going to buy a computer, but after hearing that I was going to buy one according to my standards, he was disgraced.

"Boss Qing, it's really hard to get it according to your standards, although we don't sell high-end goods here, but like Boss Qing, your standards, it's too low-grade, you can quote a price, I will never dare to pit your money." ”

That's right, I didn't even buy a computer by my old standards, and the car now drives a broken bread. But I've finally started to make some money, and I can buy things like computers.

"Is a thousand enough?"

"Add another five hundred to get you a good one. ”

"Then add it. ”

The fat man began to assemble the computer. When I looked at the computer used by Wang Fatzi, I found that Wang Fatzi was not looking at something unclean, but watching a news with a photo of a familiar beautiful woman singing.

I stared at the picture for a while and asked, "Fatty, is this a winter rose?"

When the fat man who was installing the computer saw me looking at his computer, he didn't raise his head and said, "You can see it at a glance, do you need to ask? Is there any other woman in this world who is as beautiful and temperamental as Miss Rose?"

Winter Rose saved her, but she didn't know her well, and she was a little afraid to see her. Looking at her through the photos now, I think she is really beautiful, and I am stunned for a while.

Curious about what I was looking at, Brother Dog walked over and leaned on the table with two front paws looking at the picture of the Winter Rose, and then looked at me with empty eyes.

"Boss, don't you like Lu Qi's chick, and now you finally plan to change your masochistic taste?"

"You actually see that I like Lu Qi?!"

"It's a monster that knows it. ”

I turned my head to look at Huang You on my right shoulder, and he nodded at me.

I thought they wouldn't find out, after all, I was a half-demon, and Lu Qi was a cultivator, so why did they accept that I would like Lu Qi so easily?

Fat Wang raised his head to look at me and asked, "Boss Qing, who are you talking to?"

I casually said, "I'm on the phone!"

"Phone?"

I have nothing in my hands.

Wang Fatzi glanced at Brother Dog lying on the computer desk, didn't say anything, lowered his head depressedly and continued to install the computer.

I whispered to Huang You and Brother Dog, "If I say that I really like Lu Qi, do you think it will be possible for me to be with her?"

Huang You pondered and said, "It's difficult, but maybe it's okay!"

Brother Dog pressed a dog paw on my shoulder and said seriously: "Actually, I think Lu Qi's chick is a little interesting to you, but after all, you two cultivators and demons have different paths, even if you have the opportunity, it will be very rugged in the future." ”

He was so heavy that he said to me like a master of love: "Give up, there is a kind of love called letting go......"

I jumped up and shouted, "I'll go!" when did the dog know so much about love?"

Wang Fatzi looked up at me again in confusion and asked, "Boss Qing, are you talking to the dog again?"

"I'm on the phone!"

Wang Fatzi looked at me carefully, then nodded, and continued with his last work. I think he must have defined me from a tall image to a pervert~ pervert.

I glanced back at the picture of the winter rose, and then stopped around the store to take a look.

Brother Dog followed me around the computer store with his tail wagging his tail, and after walking for a while, he lay alone on the utility table of the fat man in the computer store, sniffing at a large pizza box.

I leaned over and whispered, "What are you doing?"

Brother Dog looked at the pizza box in displeasure and said to me, "There are a few rats in there." ”

"How many mice? No way, do you smell wrong?"

"Absolutely not!"

Huang You jumped in front of the pizza box on the utility table and sniffed it, and said to me, "There are really mice, you can't be wrong." ”

Since Brother Dog and Huang You have said so, there must be something wrong with it. That guy shouldn't be metamorphosed ~ to raise rats, right? That's terrible.

Suddenly, I saw the pizza box rise a little and a mouse carefully peeked out of the box. Brother Dog was quick, pressed one paw on the box, and snapped the box back shut. The rats inside were in a state of confusion and bumped into the small box.

After loading the computer, Wang Fatzi walked to us, and when he saw Brother Dog's paw pressed on the pizza box, he said uncomfortably: "I haven't eaten the pizza I just ordered, Boss Qing, you look at your dog, it wants to eat my pizza." ”

Brother Dog glanced at Wang Fatzi with disdain, and pressed his paws against the pizza box and did not let go.

"Fatty, your box of pizza has fallen into the mouth of a mouse, and my dog brother is watching those thieves for you. ”

"Mouse?!"

Wang Fatzi looked at the pizza box in surprise, listened closer, and sure enough, he heard the movement of rats inside.

Wang Fatzi said angrily: "The rats are here again!tm eat my pizza this time, see if I don't burn them to death." ”

"Do you need to be so angry?"

"Boss Qing, you don't know, there are a lot of rats on our street, and it's almost against the sky. Many of my computers have been damaged by rats, and other homes are similar to this, we hate rats to the core! After all the methods, we can't get rid of these rats, and it's useless to do a good job of hygiene. ”

I thought to myself: Is it that serious?

The fat man took out an iron bucket, oil, and a lighter, carried them out into the street, and shouted that he wanted to burn the rats. This attracted a lot of neighbors to watch, and a bunch of people soon gathered in front of the fat man's computer store. It seems that the people here are quite happy to see the rats being tortured.

Wang Fatzi threw the pizza box into the iron bucket, and four little mice immediately ran out of it, and there was half a piece of pizza in the box.

A few of us monsters also gathered around to watch, and only Midori felt pitiful for the mouse. A few of us were amused by the punishment of these rats for stealing food.

Rats scurried inside the bucket, squeaking and screaming in alarm. Wang Fatzi's face is hideous, and his metamorphosis ~ is fully revealed. He took some oil from the iron bucket, then took out a lighter, and said to the rats with a wicked smile: "You abominable things, accept the punishment of death......!"

Just when Wang Fatzi lit the fire, the rat in the iron bucket let out a last weird scream.

A few monsters and Xiaobai around me suddenly changed their faces, and Huang You on his right shoulder immediately said to me anxiously: "Boss, run!"

I looked at their anxious expressions and asked suspiciously, "Why?"

Brother Dog bit my trouser leg and glared at me anxiously, Huang You said, "Don't care, run!"

Yes, will something happen?