"Well, we thought Uncle Shi had grabbed some bezoar dog treasure. It turned out to be two nerds, one fool. In the midst of a giggle, a young woman flashed from behind a tree.

At the same time, the little starling stood on the body of an underage Qingluan, flew out of the tree, and almost fell. After that, follow two huge vultures and several strange birds.

"Eldest sister, this is your newly recognized little brother, a dead man. Qingluan said with a smile.

The vultures and the strange birds also burst into a strange laugh.

Starling Xiaoyu's face was flushed, and she swayed on Qingluan's body again, almost falling.

Behind the young girls, a group of beautiful girls flashed, hugging their stomachs and smiling and bending over.

Even Ah Long and Ah Hu are red-headed and up-faced, embarrassed and embarrassed.

Only Dumb, unfazed, baring his little tiger teeth, waiting for the Dan madman to judge.

The madman Dan was dumbfounded, staring at Dumb stupidly, and a huge wave was set off in his heart.

With two knocks, Starling Xiaoyu rushed to Dumb's head like lightning and slapped him twice on his forehead. Immediately, around Dumb's forehead, two small horns grew and grew rapidly.

"Quack" The girls laughed and leaned back together, and sat directly on the ground with their stomachs in their arms.

Dumb touched the horns in a daze, smiled and raised his head and shouted: "Sister Yu, men and women don't kiss, in front of these people, what are you doing with me? It's too rogue." ”

Boom, boom, all the girls fell and rolled on the ground, and even the birds fell.

Ah Long Ah Hu sat on the ground, covering his face, his shoulders trembling, not knowing whether to cry or laugh.

Only the Jade Starling and Qingluan were crumbling in the air. Dan Madman stood on the ground and shook wildly.

"My Doki," the madman shouted with a laugh as he held his head.

"Our immortal base" Jade Bugs and Qingluan both laughed with tears in their eyes.

Only Dumb smirked, looking at everyone inexplicably. It's like watching a monkey.

"Damn, who the hell is stupid?!" the madman Dan couldn't help but explode in a foul mouth.

As soon as you come out of the colorful hole, it is a garden-like garden. The ancient trees are towering, and the vines cover the sun. Exotic flowers and plants, dotted with flowers. Stone tables, stone drum benches, etc., go with the flow and are scattered.

Peacocks, cranes, pheasants, quails and all kinds of birds and finches wander freely among the flowers and plants. Squirrels, rabbits, wild cats, pocket dogs, etc., shuttle back and forth between the trees.

However, at this moment, it is chickens flying and dogs jumping, and crows are flying. It's chaos.

"This one, the eyes are a little smaller, this one, a little toothy, that one, the face is too long, that one, the ass is too thin, that one, it's too flat, this one, it's too violent."

Dumb was idle, and began to point to the women who were rolling over and commenting.

"Boy, you're stabbing a hornet's nest barehead," the madman hurriedly closed his eyes.

This is probably the legend, out of sight and out of mind. Sure enough, as the Dan madman expected.

Before he finished speaking, there was a boom, and this group of girls, like a hornet's nest, swarmed up and swarmed. surrounded Dumb, his fingers were like arrows, and he shot at Dumb one after another.

"Who do you say has small eyes? Who do you say has a thin ass? Who do you say is too flat? Who do you say has a long face? Who do you say is too violent?" Rows of snow-white teeth seemed to grind dumb.

These flowery girls are not easy to provoke, and they are another tyrant of the Xiandan Cave.

The famous Xiandan Cave is not a pure land. There are a total of one main and three tyrants.

One lord is the son of the cave master. Powerful and powerful, it is a veritable ruling class.

The three tyrants are: can't be recruited, starling Xiaoyu, can't be provoked, Dan is crazy, can't be touched, snake kisses flowers.

provoked starling Xiaoyu, the light one went bankrupt, and the heavy one went out of the house.

It never kills people, but it always burns people to the ground, without a single hair, and throws it naked in front of the public.

If you provoke Dan Maniac, he can make your cave house overgrown with weeds overnight, and he can also make you suddenly grow camel thorns under your buttocks when you are meditating and cultivating, and maybe it will be full of wolf poison flowers in your bed. It makes you restless and anxious all day long.

Stained with snake kiss flowers, it is even more terrifying, either making you have poisonous sores on the top of your head, or making you have poisonous stingers under your feet. Either a scorpion was found in the boot, or a poisonous snake sneaked out of the bed. In short, it's not good to get wet, and it's hard to prevent.

Because, in the elixir cave, men refine pills, and women cultivate poison. Collectively referred to as the Poison Jade Hand.

These women practice recognizing, planting, nourishing, and using drugs.

At the same time, it provides the required poison for the alchemy of the elixir cave.

And these girls are all children of the upper-class people in the cave, and they can't be provoked.

The girls led by the youngest daughter of the cave master Dan Shengzi, Peacock Red, are pampered and domineering. gave his small gang the name of a snake kiss flower.

These girls are all dressed in snake-core red suits, with their hair combed in a double bun, which symbolizes the snake's tongue.

Although it was an organization for young people to play, it made the young men in the Xiandan Cave frightened and fled.

Yesterday evening, Peacock Hong heard that her senior brother Tong Danzi reported to her father Danshengzi, saying that she had recruited three medicine boys, all of whom were robbed by Shi Bodan's madman. Curiosity was aroused, and he gathered all the snake kiss flowers that night and discussed it. Early this morning, I called on the door.

At that time, seeing that the madman Bodan was teaching his disciples, he didn't dare to make a mistake. Hide behind the bushes and watch quietly.

I didn't expect this dumb person to be speechless and endless! Saying that the I Ching is used for alchemy is a big joke in the world. They couldn't help but laugh and show up.

And Starling Xiaoyu also has his own group of friends and subordinates. When I went back yesterday, I was itchy and told everyone about recognizing a well-behaved little brother.

Everyone is also curious, wanting to see what kind of character this young man who is favored by Dan's madman. Early in the morning, they came together.

As a result, the eldest sister Xiaoyu was hit on the head, and a roast chicken nest neck came, so angry that it jumped out to teach this kid a lesson, and provoked a big joke like the sky falling.

A wave has not settled, and another wave has risen. This stupid boy actually provoked the snake kiss flower.

dared to hit the nail on the head and say that they knew each other's shortcomings tacitly and well. This isn't a bare ass poking a hornet's nest, what else can it do?

More than a dozen snake kiss flowers, surrounded Dumb, spit out the snake core, ready to devour him.

"Say, why do you want to orchestrate us and speak ill of us?" the snake kissed the flowers and attacked it, threatening to tear Dumb to pieces in one fell swoop.

"What are you doing? Get out of the way! Those birds and beasts I'm watching, what are you messing with?" Dumb turned a blind eye to the group of bright and fragrant girls in front of him. Waving his hand to drive them away, he looked behind them.

There was a flock of birds and beasts, hiding in the grass or in the trees.

"The little squirrel's eyes are too small, the rabbit has a bit of teeth, the crane's face is too long, the golden rooster's ass is too thin, the cat's paws are too flat, and the dog's teeth are too protruding."

Dumb turned a blind eye to this group of flower-like girls, and pointed out the country to the beasts.

This kind of ignorance is more unbearable than criticizing their shortcomings!

Boom, the girls' little faces are bloody, their eyes are spewing fire, their little white teeth are crushed, and their fingers are pinched off.

The group attacked it, and they wanted to poison Dumb to death ten thousand times, and then tear it to pieces and burn it all