Chapter 201 The Divine Ape Cleverly Avoids Guests, and the Ferret Knows Nonsense
Liu Qingyun worshiped Huaguo Mountain, but Sun Wukong was not at home. I heard General Ma Monkey say that he went to the thirty-third layer of heaven and went to Taiyi to ask for hardship Tianzun to attend the meeting. Liu Qingyun and others came for nothing. Sun Wukong is not at home, and everyone can't wait here! Do you know when he will come back? One day in heaven and one year on earth, let alone thirty-three layers of God! There is no way, take advantage of the excitement and return with the defeat.
When General Ma Monkey saw them leaving, he was relieved to see Zhu Bajie take Liu Qingyun and others to drive the clouds and disappear into the sky. Hurriedly turned around and went to the back mountain of Huaguo Mountain. The back mountain of this Huaguo Mountain is picturesque, and it is not as lively as the front mountain, and it is relatively quiet in comparison.
When the horse monkey general arrived in front of a cave, he stood with his hands down, and did not dare to enter the cave. Bent down in front of the cave door to salute: "Grandpa, the second master has gone back." The bits that came with him are gone, and you can come out. ”
At this time, I saw the door of the cave open, and Sun Wukong walked out of it. Sun Wukong looked at General Ma Monkey: "Alas——, this pig's head, you know to make trouble for me." If you have something to do, find me something to do. Are they all gone? Did you say anything?"
General Horse Monkey nodded: "Yes, it's all gone." The second master looked a little depressed, the one named Liu Qingyun seemed to be the one who came to visit you this time, and when he left, he left you a jar of wine. ”
Sun Wukong glared: "What did you say? Leave a jar of wine? You are so bold." What do I tell you? They can't take whatever they bring. Is there a free lunch in the world? The so-called "short hands" and short mouths. If you accept something from someone, you have to do something for someone. Who told you to take it privately?"
General Horse Monkey was frightened: "Ah——, me, me." Grandpa is angry, grandpa is angry. I thought it was just a jar of wine! This wasn't a precious thing? I was in a hurry to send them out, so I didn't push them off, so Liu Qingyun put the jar of wine on the table. ”
Sun Wukong flicked his sleeves: "Forget it, alas——, since it has been collected, then accept it." However, this wine is not allowed to be moved, and it will be returned to Liu Qingyun in the future. Alright, let's go back!" Sun Wukong finished speaking and led General Horse Monkey back to Qianshan.
Didn't General Ma Monkey say that Sun Wukong went to the meeting? Why did he come out of the back mountain? In fact, Zhu Bajie and Liu Qingyun were deceived. Sun Wukong never left Huaguo Mountain at all.
As soon as Zhu Bajie and Liu Qingyun came to Huaguo Mountain, Sun Wukong knew. He was curious for a while, and he didn't know how Zhu Bajie could bring someone to him? Sun Wukong made a calculation. After Sun Wukong finished the calculation, the boss in his heart was unhappy. complained about Zhu Bajie in his heart.
Sun Wukong said in his heart: Senior brother, junior brother, you are too good at finding trouble for me. Let me ask this kid for ginseng fruit. What is ginseng? It's not that you don't know. It takes 10,000 years to produce 30 peaches, which is less than the Queen Mother's 9,000-year-old peaches. Your fallen face pushed me up. The ginseng fruit is the treasure of Zhen Yuanzi's eldest brother, how can you tell me to open this mouth? Just for a junior who meets for the first time, you tell me to give up this face! Don't dream.
Sun Wukong made up his mind in his heart, saying that he would not help with anything? But how could he refuse? There is a way that people are afraid of meeting trees and afraid of peeling their skins, and if Zhu Bajie and others meet with him? Can he refuse? Sun Wukong knows that if Zhu Bajie pouts, he will run to the black. If you don't agree to him, he'll dare to break the threshold!
Sun Wukong thought about it, so I'll just give you a way to avoid it. Sun Wukong was thinking about it, the little monkey who reported the incident came to deliver the letter. He hurriedly called the horse monkey general on one side and told him, "I'll go to the back mountain to hide in a while, and you'll deal with them in front." Send Zhu Bajie and others out of Huaguo Mountain as soon as possible.
General Ma Monkey didn't understand when he heard it: "Grandpa, the second master hasn't been here for a while, and he finally came once, why don't you see it?"
Sun Wukong waved his hand: "Don't ask about this." If he came on his own? But he didn't come alone this time, and he brought a problem. So I had to hide. ”
General Ma Monkey bared his teeth: "This ——, where did the second master ask where you went? How can I answer correctly? You also know that the second master is sometimes very persistent, if I don't deal with it properly? The second master won't turn his face against me!"
Sun Wukong glared: "How many estimates do you have? Okay, okay, well——, if he asks me where I went? You just say that I went to the thirty-third layer of heaven to find Taiyi Tianzun for tea." By the way, there's one thing you have to keep in mind. If the other person is carrying a gift or something, don't accept it. Got it?"
General Ma Monkey nodded: "Grandpa, is this appropriate? You said that people came to pay their respects to you, but you hid in the back mountains and didn't show up, isn't that? "General Horse Monkey still wants to say. Sun Wukong's face sank. General Ma Monkey didn't dare to say it at that time.
Sun Wukong glared at General Ma Monkey: "I found that you are in charge of more and more things now, and now they are all in charge of me." Just do your part, you just need to send them out of Huaguo Mountain. You don't care about the rest. General Horse Monkey shrunk his neck and hurriedly said yes. After Sun Wukong finished speaking, he got up and walked out of the water curtain cave and went to the back mountain.
When General Ma Monkey saw Sun Wukong leaving, he frowned: "What is this thing called?" Alas, the second master ——,, it was easy to count it once, but he sent it back like this. Well——, but then again, how can you send the second master and them out of Huaguo Mountain early? It's not enough to just lie and say that grandpa is not at home! Well——, yes, first fight the second master's fire, as long as he is angry, this matter will be easy to do. Don't go to meet him first, squat him for a while. ”
This horse monkey general is really bad, he didn't go to meet Zhu Bajie, but squatted Zhu Bajie and Liu Qingyun for an hour and a half. What he wants is for Zhu Bajie to be angry, and if Zhu Bajie is angry, it will be easy to send him back. Sure enough, as General Ma Monkey expected, Zhu Bajie waited at the gate of Huaguo Mountain for an hour and a half, and finally couldn't hold his breath, and broke into Huaguo Mountain with Liu Qingyun and others. The whole thing, that's how it is.
Go back and talk about Liu Qingyun and others, don't mention Liu Qingyun's discouragement. Sun Wukong left Huaguo Mountain, maybe how long it will take? With his personality and the speed of that somersault cloud, even if he chases after him behind his ass and asks to see him, he can't catch up. I really came with hope and went back dejected!
Zhu Bajie saw that Liu Qingyun was so depressed, so he wanted to comfort him: "Brother, don't be so depressed." As the saying goes, good things come in abundance. If it's easy? It's not a good thing. Don't worry, it's a big deal for me to go to Taiyi Tianzun. I wonder if the monkey was still there when I arrived?"
Diao Haoling on the side rolled his eyes: "Master, uncle." I always felt that something was wrong, something was wrong here. What's wrong? I don't know. ”
Liu Qingyun and the others were stunned, and they all looked at Diao Haoling. Liu Qingyun asked, "Haoling, what do you mean by this?" The other two also looked at Diao Haoling with inquiring expressions.
Diao Haoling shook his head: "What's going on here?" But that horse monkey general gives me a feeling. He seemed to be in a hurry to send us out of Huaguo Mountain. Uncle Shi, when you came to Huaguo Mountain before, if the Buddha was not there, did General Ma Monkey do the same to you?"
Zhu Bajie scratched his chin: "Oops——, tsk, I haven't encountered anything like this before." But when you say that, I also think he sent us out of Huaguo Mountain earlier. ”
Diao Haoling nodded: "Well——, then why is he in a hurry to send us out of Huaguo Mountain? Could it be that there is something unsightly on this Huaguo Mountain, or something that we can't see—people?" Diao Haoling said, his eyes rolling over the three elders.
Liu Qingyun stopped the clouds as soon as he heard this, he pondered for a moment, and slowly lowered the clouds. And when the people saw that he had fallen, they also gathered the clouds and the clouds and fell down the clouds.
After Liu Qingyun landed, he hugged his waist with one hand and walked back and forth on the ground with his chin in the other. Finally, he looked at Zhu Bajie: "Brother, it seems that the Buddha already knows that I am going to visit him." And he knew that I had something to ask him. I think he not only knows that I have something to ask him, but even what I am asking him for? ”
Ao Li frowned: "You mean to say that the Fighting Buddha is still in Huaguo Mountain? Is this possible? Even if he knows what you are asking him for? He won't not lose sight of his brother, right? The old brother and he are brothers? He helps is a favor, and it is his duty not to help. There's no need to not see each other!"
Zhu Bajie waved his hand: "Uh——, this is not accurate. There is a saying that people are afraid of meeting trees and peeling their skins. And he knows my temper as a man. He would come to such a hand, and it was expected. ”
Liu Qingyun's face darkened, he hadn't met Sun Wukong yet, and he had touched a soft nail. It's hard to ask for someone! There's no need to meet, this has already told me that people won't help me with this. Now that things have come to this point, what should I do next? How to get ginseng fruit? Liu Qingyun frowned deeply when he thought of this.
As soon as Zhu Bajie saw Liu Qingyun's expression, he knew what he was thinking. Zhu Bajie patted Liu Qingyun on the shoulder: "Brother, what's wrong with you? You got angry so quickly? Didn't the monkey say that he wouldn't help himself? As long as he didn't say this, then we can't give up." Don't say he didn't say it, even if he said he wouldn't help, I asked him to take it back to me. ”
When Liu Qingyun heard this, he took a deep breath: "Brother, what do you say we should do next? This fight defeats the Buddha and avoids it, you say, what can we do about this? I can't see him in person, and everything we say is in vain?"
Zhu Bajie smiled: "Hey, hey——, come with me like this." Okay——, then let's see who can afford whom? Monkey——, we're not done. Didn't you avoid it? I'm just going to spend it with you. Brother, go. Let's go back. It's a big deal to live in the mountains. I'd like to see how long he can hide?"
Diao Haoling grabbed Zhu Bajie: "Uncle Shi, you wait, you wait." We still have to discuss this matter, otherwise we will have to go back in vain and work in vain. ”
Zhu Bajie looked at him: "What do you say about this? Why are you just busy working in vain? What else is there to discuss? Isn't he going to meet us? Then let's come to him to search the mountain." I don't believe I can't pick him out. ”
Diao Haoling smiled: "Uncle Shi, what are you talking about? Let's ask someone to go, not to raid the house." Huaguo Mountain is a dojo for fighting and defeating Buddhas, and it is inappropriate to do so. Besides, if the Fighting Buddha is forced by us to be anxious, if he really steals out of Huaguo Mountain, then won't we toss in vain?"
Everyone nodded when they heard this: "Uh-huh, it makes sense." Then according to you, what should we do? How can we get the Buddha to come out and meet us on his own initiative?"
Diao Haoling's eyes rolled: "This matter really has to be summed up." Fighting over the Buddha is in a hurry, it seems that he can only start in this aspect?"