Volume 1 WTO Accession Chapter 29 Three Ugly Frogs

Gao Shi had a good attitude and a serious expression, Nie Yan stood up tremblingly, replied "yes", and then stopped moving.

Everyone, you look at me, I look at you, they looked at each other for a while, and some muttered in a low voice: "Mr. is really eccentric, and secretly taught Nie Ya something." ”

Some said: "No, it should have been taught in class a few days ago, Nie Er was a fool and forgot about it, and Mr. told him again, but he didn't remember it." ”

"Mmmm, I think it's ...... too"

......

Nie Ya looked at this, then at that, and pondered in his mind for a while, "And, who is the second fool?" and asked himself: "What did you talk about last night? What kind of qi and what method...... Alas, I can't remember, I don't understand ......"

Gao Shi thought to himself: "Even if he doesn't remember everything, at least say one or two points and tell me a paragraph." I spent half the night talking with him last night, so you can't let me continue as soon as you come up today, right?"

"Alas!" Nie Ya sighed, "Yes, the master instructed that you are not allowed to secretly practice forbidden techniques in the future, and the book of forbidden arts is also locked up......"

"Stop, you boy, who told you to talk about this?" Gao Shi slapped the table angrily, "You go out and play with your dog!"

Nie Ya could naturally hear that the master was angry, and came to the door in a gloomy manner, standing straight.

After a morning, Gao Shi didn't say anything, just sat quietly in the classroom, letting everyone study by themselves.

Nie Ya stood dizzy, sleepy and tired, unconsciously lowered his head, leaned his back against the wall, and became confused in a half-asleep state.

Suddenly, there seemed to be a crawling insect near his nostrils. Nie Ya didn't open his eyes, and reached out to scratch near his nostrils, but he didn't touch anything.

After a while, the insect seemed to crawl over again, and with a wave of his hand, he still didn't catch anything. He couldn't help but be taken aback by the two slams, and when he opened his eyes, he saw a bunch of dogtail grass dangling around his nose.

Looking down along the blades of grass, a playful girl was crouching in front of him and laughing secretly.

"Senior sister, why are you?" Nie Ya said in a low voice.

"What's wrong with me? Are you standing here again?" Gao Ruyi's voice was also very soft, as if he was afraid of being discovered by his father.

In fact, the two of them were too worried, and at this moment, Gao Shi had already entered Mengxiang.

Nie Ya nodded, "Master asked me to tell me what he said last night, and I forgot it, so I will be punished." ”

"Hehe! It seems that you Nie Er fool really didn't call it for nothing. Let's go!" Gao Ruyi pulled his arm.

Nie Ya hurriedly asked, "Where are you going?"

Gao Ruyi smiled: "Let's play! What are you standing here?"

Nie Ya shook his head, "I won't go, Master will punish me for standing." ”

Gao Ruyi said: "Where did my father let you be punished? Didn't he say to let you go and play with your dog?"

"Hmm, too!" Nie Ya suddenly felt that what his senior sister said was reasonable, but after thinking about it, it didn't seem right.

Gao Ruyi grinned and took Nie Ya's hand, "Let's go, let's go play together, what's the point of standing here?"

"Okay, where are you going?"

"Take your dog with you!"

"You mean Kuroko?"

The two men muttered to the kennel, and the dog lay on its stomach as if it were dead. As soon as Nie Yan tugged at the twine, it stood up.

Gao Ruyi looked left and right, "It's not black, it's all a bone shelf, snow-white and snow-white, don't call it a sunspot in the future." ”

"What's that called?" said Nie Ya as he untied the dog's reins.

Gao Ruyi said: "What did my father call it yesterday? Cerberus is he's quite good at naming it, so let's call it Cerberus, okay?"

Nie Ya nodded, "Okay, let's call it Cerberus." ”

Gao Ruyi held Nie Ya's hand, Nie Ya led the dog, and the group went out of the house, and Gao Ruyi began to laugh.

Nie Ya was stunned, very puzzled, and asked, "What are you laughing at, junior sister?"

Gao Ruyi said: "Don't you think so?"

Nie Ya looked at his junior sister stupidly and asked, "What?"

Gao Ruyi pointed at the hellhound and said, "That dog!"

Nie Ya looked back at Cerberus, "Cerberus, what's wrong with it?" and then at Gao Ruyi.

Gao Ruyi said: "It's uglier than you......!

After hearing this, Nie Ya looked back at the Cerberus, and it was very ugly, it did not have any flesh on its body, but the joints were connected by strange things, neither normal tendons, nor ropes or anything else.

It looked like black silk, but when I reached for it, I couldn't touch it.

Nie Ya was stunned for a moment, and then suddenly smiled: "Haha, it's really true!

Gao Ruyi smiled proudly, "yes!hehe, you won't be the ugliest in the future, it's ......."

"Hehe, that sensibility is better...... Nie Ya didn't finish his sentence, but he heard his junior sister say: "You are the second ugliest, I am the third ugly, hehe!"

When Nie Ya heard the word "two", he felt a little unhappy in his heart, "Why is it the second again?"

"Why are you not convinced? Then it's better for me to be the second......" Gao Ruyi looked at Nie Ya with a grin.

"No, no, no, my sister is not ugly, I am ugly......! Two fools. Nie Ya's expression was melancholy, as if there was a mountain in his heart that he couldn't cross.

"What are you afraid of?" Gao Ruyi looked at him with a grin, "Whether you are ugly or not, stupid or not, there are three ugly ...... me to accompany you!"

"Hmm!" Nie Ya was overjoyed after hearing this, and wanted to kiss his junior sister's hand, but they held hands together and dangled around, he was really stupid, he didn't use force in his hand, he just wanted to kiss her quietly without alarming his junior sister, but he stretched his neck a few times, but he couldn't reach it, so he gave up.

Gao Ruyi jumped up, actually hummed a little song, only to hear her sing: "The old clown leads the second ugly, the second ugly leads the big clown, the big clown jumps away, why do you ask me? I said to walk the dog......

Nie Ya listened to it both nice and funny, and he also hummed along, not knowing that his sister was scolding himself for being a puppy.

The two of them jumped up and down the mountain, and few people came here in their spare time. There is a natural pond at the foot of the mountain, with a radius of dozens of zhang, and there are several wastelands on the edge of the pond, which have been developed into rice fields. At this time, it is the beginning of summer, and people are busy irrigating the fields, pulling seedlings and weeding.

Nie Ya saw a figure shaking in the field, and he was afraid of seeing an acquaintance, so he said, "Senior sister, what are we going to do?"

Gao Ruyi replied with a smile: "That time my mother and I came to the pond to play, and saw that there were a lot of field chickens, let's go catch field chickens and roast them, okay?"

"Okay!" Nie Ya didn't dare to go against his junior sister's wishes.

The two went to the edge of the pond and grabbed the pheasant. Children love to play in the water, and the two of them are covered in mud, and they have caught less than five field chickens.

Nie Ya got a stick, skewered the chicken, and was thinking about how to bake it, when he saw Cerberus running over with a frog in his mouth.

Gao Ruyi reached out to get the frog, but it roared, so angry that she picked up the wooden stick and hit it twice, but the frog never let go, and finally had to wait for Nie Ya to get it.

As soon as Nie Ya had skewered the newly caught frog, he caught another one, and over and over again, until at last, the stick was already full of frogs, but it was still catching.

Nie Ya told it to stop several times, but it seemed that the beast was addicted, and no matter what, it had a frog in its mouth. Nie Ya was helpless, so he had to ignore it, looked at the senior sister covered in mud and asked with a smile: "We don't have a fire, where are we going to roast?"

At this moment, a person came from the nearby field, this person looked at Nie Ya, his voice was extremely stern, and asked, "Silly boy, didn't Mr. Gao start lecturing today? What are you still doing here?"

Nie Ya looked back and saw that it was his father, and his frightened hand shook and almost threw the frog string into the pond.

Nie Wushuang glared at him, and wanted to kick him twice, but when he saw that Cerberus was present, he didn't dare to make a mistake.

Nie Ya secretly screamed badly, thinking that he had to be criticized, and he didn't want his junior sister Gao Ruyi to fool around in a few words, and he also got a fire fold for making a fire from his father. The two found a nearby open space, picked up some dry firewood, and lit a fire to roast frogs.

The two of them have neither discretion nor proportion, and the roasted field chicken will not be delicious if they think about it.

Nie Ya felt that it was almost over, so he took one out and gave it to his junior sister, "You taste it?"

"Heh! Gao Ruyi shook his hand and threw it to the ground.

Nie Ya was about to get it, but was eaten by Cerberus first. Seeing that the frog was swallowed by it from the throat to the stomach and fell to the ground, it was really empty of the bamboo basket.

Nie Ya and Gao Ruyi couldn't help but laugh, Gao Ruyi took another one from the frog string and threw it on the ground. Cerberus ran over again and ate the frog. The two laughed again......

After a while, Nie Ya couldn't help but take a frog, peel off the scorched shell outside, and take a bite.

The taste is really not good, but fortunately, he is born with a love of meat, and he often can't ask for it, but at this moment he still nods his head and says: "Delicious, delicious......"

Gao Ru thought that the frog might be delicious, took one down, only ate half a bite, and spit on the ground, "It's unpalatable to death!"

Nie Ya looked at it and nodded again, "Yes, it's a little untasty, mainly because there is no salt......

"I've got it here, I've got some spices, I'll add some ......," he said, taking out a small bottle from the pink robe and opening it to reveal earth-colored powder.

"Ahh Nie Ya scratched his head, but saw Gao Ruyi with a wicked smile on his face.

"It's a spice, I'll sprinkle a little bit on it. As he spoke, he sprinkled the powder evenly on the frog, "Roast it again, and you can eat it again." ”

Nie Ya put the frog on the fire again and roasted it for a while, took it down and ate it, the taste was not as good as before, and his mouth was full of rustling sound, "Well, it's so unpalatable! Senior sister, what is in this bottle?"

Gao Ruyi's stomach hurt when he smiled, and he shook the vial in his hand and said: "This is the fine soil noodles I stuffed in the backyard, hehe, stupid brother, you really eat it!"

"Alas, aren't we catching chickens just to eat?" said Nie Yayi.

Gao Ruyi said: "I'm just for fun, who wants to really eat this?"

"That's a waste!"

"Hey Cerberus!"

"Isn't that the same as throwing it away?"

"Go, then throw it directly......" Gao Ruyi snatched the frog string and threw it straight into the pond.

Suddenly, the water in the pool surged, and Cerberus jumped down, and another thing in the pool jumped out.