Chapter 02: Teasing the Jade Emperor
"Wow!" Ye Chen sighed lightly, full of emotion: "I can't imagine that the current dreams are so real! I still remember that the pain at that time was very real! Now the quality of the dream is really getting higher and higher! I have developed to the point where I can really feel the pain." ”
Ye Chen's answer made the Jade Emperor and the others crooked, and they almost fell to the ground! The Jade Emperor saw that Ye Chen still looked like he was taken for granted, and he didn't look conscious at all, so he was angry in his heart, and he stood up and scolded: "How idiotic are you, today grandpa I will tell you that this is the underworld." It's not filming, it's a real underworld. Your sister, do you think the current dream realm will be so high-quality and high-quality?"
The Jade Emperor is rude, damn, hug it out, it will definitely make headlines!
On the other hand, the Jade Emperor who can be angry is rude, which shows that Ye Chen's strength is not bad!
Standing aside, the old man with a long white beard and white hair heard that the Jade Emperor was rude, and after being stunned for a while, he coughed a few times and reminded: "Ahem, Lord Jade Emperor, pay attention to the image!"
"Pay attention to the image of a fart? This birdman definitely thinks that we are filming, I am filming his sister, grandpa, I rarely find time to come down, am I easy? Damn, if it weren't for his hard-working virgin, grandpa, I wouldn't bother to care!"
I thought that after being reminded, the Jade Emperor would improve his attitude, but who knows, the Jade Emperor's attitude has not changed at all, and he has also subverted his image and scolded him! This shocked everyone present! Of course, some people who know the character of the Jade Emperor have long been surprised!
Ye Chen was nothing, but when he heard that he was a hundred years of virgins, he immediately became unhappy, and retorted fiercely: "Hey, uncle, let me tell you! This young master I have no problem with nine times a night, what a hundred years of virgins, be careful that I sue you for slander!!"
"Pretend, you continue to pretend for me! Nine times a night? Obviously a virgin, you still pretend to be pure for me. Do you still think I don't know? Every time you are critical, you always drop the chain. You dare to say it, don't you?" said the Jade Emperor with a disdainful pout!
"Fuck, are you spying on Young Master Ben and me?" Ye Chen was furious, he had been watched for so long, and he didn't even find out, what a fucking failure!
Indeed, every time Ye Chen is about to break his virgin body, he always encounters this and that problem, and he is always disturbed by people for various reasons when he either calls to accept the assigned task, or when he is about to use a gun to work!
Is it easy for Ye Chen? You know, every time someone is disturbed at a critical time, that kind of mood, that kind of unhappiness! At that moment, Ye Chen has an urge to kill!
"Hmph, surveillance, as immortals, can we use such a mentally retarded method? You can see clearly, your affairs are always recorded!" The Jade Emperor was upset when Ye Chen actually said that he used despicable means in the world to spy on him!
Who is he? He is a dignified Jade Emperor, can he need such shameless and despicable surveillance on him? Do you want to see, isn't it just a wave of your hand?
The Jade Emperor waved lightly, and a scene of being disturbed when Ye Chen was about to work immediately appeared above Ye Chen's head!
Ye Chen looked at that scene and immediately scolded: "Damn, my mother, can't you broadcast it to me alone?"
There are still many people here, especially after these short films are played, many people present look at Ye Chen with contempt and mockery, which makes Ye Chen very unhappy!
You grandsons, do you really think that Lao Tzu is willing? Isn't this forced? If it weren't, Lao Tzu would have broken this hateful virgin body a long time ago! Every time he thought of being disturbed by someone for various reasons, Ye Chen hated it so much!
"Then do you still believe that I am an immortal?" The Jade Emperor waved his hand again, and immediately turned all the fragments into a cloud of smoke and dissipated away!
Ye Chen exhaled, and his nostrils puffed out smoke and said angrily: "You are a voyeur! Dead old pervert, do you say that you are an immortal or an immortal? You definitely used Shenma high-tech, hmph, you want to deceive the eyes of Young Master Ben, you still die of this heart." Master Ben, I'm very shrewd!"
Speaking of which, Ye Chen didn't believe that these people were gods and horses, birds and immortals at all!
It's really hard to get an atheist to suddenly believe in God and Buddha!
"Then how do you want us to prove it!" Seeing that the Jade Emperor was about to explode again, Taishang Laojun asked first!
Huh, I can't let the Jade Emperor ask questions anymore, do you understand that you have a girl, your sister, your mother's such foul words, who knows, when the Jade Emperor's prestige will be ruined on this goods!
Obviously, the king of Hades also knows his Jade Emperor brother very well, and when he saw Taishang Laojun asking first, he couldn't help but secretly give him a thumbs up!
"This is easy!" Ye Chen said with a smile: "It's a pity that I haven't thought of it yet! I'll tell you when I think about it." ”
", you, you look like you're just underwhelmed!" the Jade Emperor scolded angrily!
However, this Jade Emperor is really fashionable enough, since just now, he has been using very popular Internet terms, it seems that he also loves to surf the Internet when he is idle!
Many people expressed their surprise at the Jade Emperor's rudeness from time to time, is this still the Jade Emperor who is high above and dominates all things on the earth? Where is there a little bit of immortal demeanor? Where is there a little bit of Jade Emperor style?
Damn, is it okay to be a pure gangster?
"Uncle, are you so angry? Eat, or is your uncle here?" Ye Chen was furious at the Jade Emperor, plucked out his ears, and said teasingly!
"Oh, look at it, this birdman, it's really underbeaten, don't pull me, let me torture this girl to death!"
The Jade Emperor was even more annoyed, he was the dignified Jade Emperor, and he was ridiculed by an unknown ghost, what did you eat shit? What uncle is here? Really want to go up and slap his sister a few times!
"Big brother, calm down, calm down! There's something to say!"
Seeing that the Jade Emperor really picked up his sleeves regardless of his image, with a posture of a gangster, the king of Hades sweated wildly, and hurriedly dissuaded him!
It's gone, the image of the Jade Emperor is really gone. The Jade Emperor actually fought like a gangster, and when he said it, where was the face of the immortals? The Jade Emperor could be regarded as the half-faced signboard of the immortals.
"I'm very sober, I'm the one who tortured this girl to death!" Where did the Jade Emperor listen to the dissuasion, and he still insisted on going his own way, it seems that he really didn't torture Ye Chen to death, and he wouldn't stop there.
"Uncle, I dare to guarantee that you are definitely the eldest aunt here, so irritable, be careful of bursting blood vessels!"
Seeing that the Jade Emperor was caught in a state of rage by himself, Ye Chen still looked like he didn't know whether he was alive or dead!
Originally, he was obstructed by his subordinates and younger brother, and the Jade Emperor forcibly suppressed the unhappiness in his heart, but Ye Chen's words once again stimulated the Jade Emperor, and the Jade Emperor's tiger body shook, shaking everyone away, like a fierce lion out of the cage, and pounced wildly on Ye Chen......
(ps: Ask for support, ask for collection, ask for flowers!all kinds of ask!o(∩_∩)o)