One hundred and seventy times: the young general chops the grass and flies

But the monk looked at Hong Yunxiu and said: "Okay, I'll tell you, let your heart die brighter.Hong Yunxiu, thief, do you know? Do you know how the flying ape in the air kept up with you? How did he deceive you into falling into the net? That's listening to my instructions, or my nephew Feitian Great Sage, where would he have such a heart? I found you first, and I knew that my nephew was not very popular in the hands of the witch in black, and he was not very valued, so I wanted my nephew Flying Ape to give this generous gift to the witch in black, so that my nephew would not be discriminated against in the devil's path, so I gave my nephew this idea, but I didn't expect that my idea would work, and it really led you to the scheme. ”

Hong Yunxiu saw that the fire came from the heart, and the anger came from the fire, and said angrily: "Old bald thief, I didn't expect that I was in such a situation of betraying the mountain demon road, this is completely the hair of you, an old bald thief, we saw the thief flying around on the grass, but I didn't expect it to be you, an old bald donkey." In this way, are you still a human being? You fly around, and you don't see what the officers and men are doing? Since you have such a good skill, why don't you stop the officers and men from slaughtering villages and killing people? Why do you want to attack us? Why do you want to make yourself an accomplice of the officers and soldiers? You have lived so long in the world, and you are not too young, have you not seen all this? Don't you even know what you are doing? Don't you even have the least common sense and human heart to be a human being?

The monk said: "The world itself is life and death, death and life, early death and early life, why bother to care so much? I just need to take care of everything on my body, and nothing else, the old man will not hear about it, and ignore it." ”

Hong Yunxiu said angrily: "Bald donkey, old thief donkey who doesn't understand human nature, I'll send you to life and death today." As he spoke, he couldn't suppress the anger in his heart, and rushed forward with his big sword of Guan Gong, and he was about to make a move.

The monk suddenly became civilized and said: "Donor, if you want to die, don't be so anxious, let's play with Lao Ke first, Lao Ke sees that you are such a handsome and bloody person, Lao Ke has never played with such a person, now let's play first." Besides, you have such a talent, I naturally can't bear to kill it right away. However, to be honest, the old man used to kill people, and they were all like this, they were all played first and then killed, and now looking at your handsome appearance, it is even more necessary to do this, and you have to play even more, so that you will feel more enjoyable, so that the old man and the donor have played enough, feel satisfied, and then let the old man send the donor all the way to the west is not too late. Today, I sent you two men and a woman are all beauties, which is really a blessing for Lao Sansheng. Come on, you two want to come first? or you, it's appropriate for you to die first if you're a man. ”

Hong Yunxiu said: "Bald donkey, okay, I'll play with you, how do you want to play?"

The monk said: "That is, there are two ways to play, the first is martial arts, and the second is literary play, do you want to play literature or martial arts?"

Hong Yunxiu said: "How to play literary play, how to play martial arts?"

The monk said: "Is this martial arts game - that is, we fight fairly, after I let you use your skills, I feel that I don't like to play anymore, so I will beat you to death with a Zen staff." Is this article played-that is, you first slash me three times without my body moving and not fighting back, and after the three cuts are finished, I will beat you with the three Zen sticks while your body is not moving, if you can withstand my three Zen staffs, you can leave, and I can let you live, so there is only one point, that is, when you cut me, I stand still, and I can't use weapons to defend myself, and when I beat you, you have to do the same, if anyone does not keep their word, then it is equivalent to losing, and they have to die immediately, understand?"

Hong Yunxiu said in his heart: "With my strength, with my Guan Gong big knife to cut iron like mud, it is impossible to cut him to death, no matter how hard the flesh on a person's body is, can it still be as hard as this Guan Gong big knife?" So, he said: "Bald donkey, then I will play with you, how about I cut you three times first?"

When the monk saw Hong Yunxiu say this, he suddenly smiled very happily: "Good and good, just follow the donor's request, then let the donor come first, and don't regret it after cutting the donor, but it is useless to regret it, the result is the same." With that, the monk hurriedly stood up straight, and said with his luck: "Donor, come and cut it, if you want to cut it, you can cut it as you like, whatever you want, if I move, I will lose in the blink of an eye." ”

Hong Yunxiu said in her heart: "Okay, then you can wait and see." ”

Thinking about it in his heart, he moved his mind, and secretly said in his heart: "The most fatal place for people is the head, I cut Hong Guifang and Fanhu, they all cut off the head first, and the head is cut off, no matter how hard the person is, he will definitely die." The head is the head of a person, can a person still live if his head is cut off? Okay, that's it, wait until I cut off your head first, since it's a literary cut, then I'll change it today, just cut off your head first, don't cut your neck, I'll see if your head is hard or my Guan Gong big knife is fast. But after thinking about it again, he thought that this would not work, that some strange people would train their heads very hard, and some people would train their heads harder than iron, and that their heads would be practiced into iron heads, if so, his head would be practiced like this, then this knife would not be useless, wouldn't it be useless to cut Lang for nothing? I'd better cut his neck first, I'll see if the flesh on his neck is hard, or my Guan Gong's big knife is fast, I don't believe that I cut off his neck and cut off his head, he is still alive, I don't believe that his neck can be harder than Fanhu than Hong Guifang's neck. ”

So, when Hong Yunxiu thought of this, he used all his strength to raise the knife fiercely, and he couldn't wait to fly, so he slashed at the monk's neck.

Listening to the "bang" of the Guan Gong knife in Hong Yunxiu's hand, there was a loud sound that shocked the ears, Hong Yunxiu felt that his hands were numb, and no matter how hard his head was in his heart, no matter how hard his neck was, his head was cut off. So, I fixed my eyes and saw that the monk was still standing there, his head still wrapped around the monk's neck, and the monk's eyes would still move, and he was still there dripping and turning very funny and blinking at Hong Yunxiu happily, as if he was challenging Hong Yunxiu.

Hong Yunxiu was surprised, surprised, and angry, looked at the monk, and then looked at his Guan Gong big knife, and said in his heart: "Is this Guan Gong big knife not happy today? Or is the force too small?" So, he carefully weighed his Guan Gong big knife, and then took a good look at the knife, and saw that the knife was still very sharp, so he looked at the monk again, and saw that the monk was still looking at him with a smile, waiting for him to cut the second knife. Hong Yunxiu looked at the monk, angry, and thought about it again, and said in his heart: "I obviously slashed hard, but the monk's head was not cut off, but the monk's head was still on the monk's neck and did not move, and the monk was about to laugh, and the elephant who was still still smiling and still standing there, and still teasing me with two eyes open, it is clear that my knife seems to be useless, this, what should I do with the second knife? How to cut it? How can I cut it again?"

But before I could think about it in my heart, I saw the monk smiling again and finally couldn't hold back and said: " Donor, just a lot of strength, the knife is also a good knife, the sound of the knife is also a good sound, just like thunder, too exciting, I am willing to play like this, looking at the person who will soon become a dead corpse, in order to survive at this time, how desperately to tickle me, scratching is so hard, it is simply exhausting his last strength in the world, such a desperate thing to tickle me, isn't it a better and more exciting thing? Especially at this time, I think about the fact that people who are about to lie on the ground and are a corpse are so busy working on me, which makes it even more interesting and interesting. ”

Hong Yunxiu was said like this, that is, a little angry, and a little blushing, and then took a closer look at the monk's neck, and saw that although the monk's neck was stretched very long, but except for a very red bar, there was nothing at all, as if his Guan Gong knife was still not fast and not sharp is a wooden knife, and he didn't cut it at all, and then took a look at his Guan Gong knife, or it was really fast, although Guan Gong's big knife was not cut off because it could cut iron like clay, but if you looked closely, there were obvious traces of cutting hard objects, so Hong Yunxiu couldn't help but say angrily: "Can you still become the apprentice of Tang Seng Xitian to learn scriptures, Sun Wukong?

The monk smiled: "You try again, won't you know if you try?"