Chapter 11: Fat Woman
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"Brother Guo!"
When the middle-aged man walked to Guo Songyang's side, his face was surprised, "You won?"
Guo Songyang looked up to the sky and sighed: "On the contrary, I am defeated!"
The middle-aged man said, "Then why do you ......?"
Although the middle-aged man didn't finish speaking, Guo Songyang already understood what he meant, and said with a smile: "Are you curious about why I came back alive?"
The middle-aged man smiled, his eyes pure and clear.
He looked at Yang Yi behind Guo Songyang: "Could it be related to this little hero?"
Although he was asking, the affirmation in his tone could be heard by anyone.
Guo Songyang laughed, "Brother Li has a good eye!"
He smiled and said, "I'll introduce you to a young master now, you won't be able to guess how tall he is!"
Guo Songyang looked at Yang Yi, "Shaoxia, dare to ask the honorable name?" He still doesn't know Yang Yi's name.
Guo Songyang introduced to Yang Yi: "The best wine companion I just mentioned is my friend, he is ......"
Yang Yi interrupted Guo Songyang's words: "Xiao Li Tanhua, who in the world doesn't know?"
He looked at the middle-aged man, hugged his fists and said: "The contemptible person's surname is Yang, his name is Yi, in one place before, someone called me a killing god, and then in another place, they called me Yang Tianwang." β
"Actually......" Yang Yi smiled: "I'm just a passerby in this world!"
Li Xunhuan's eyes lit up, and he smiled: "Yes, in this world, who is not a passerby?"
Guo Songyang said: "Brother Li, this young man saved my life!"
Li Xunhuan said: "I can see it." β
Guo Songyang said: "He wants me to invite him to drink!"
Li Xunhuan smiled and said: "Life-saving grace, this wine must be drunk!"
At this time, the girl next to Li Xunhuan spoke, this girl had big eyes and very white skin, and pouted at this time: "Hey, have you finished speaking?"
Li Xunhuan was in a good mood when he saw that his friend was safe and sound, "Lingling, Brother Guo returned safely, aren't you happy?"
It turned out that this girl was called Ling Ling, and after listening to Li Xunhuan's words, Ling Ling said stiffly: "I...... Why am I happy? He's not one of me!" said that, but her face grew red.
The girl is pregnant with spring, and she is easy to blush. Maybe Guo Songyang is not her goal of Huaichun, but at this time, there may not be a shadow in her heart.
Night.
There is a small building in the maple forest at night.
At this time, the lights came on upstairs.
Li Xunhuan was drinking with Yang Yi.
Although the wine was weak and barely sufficiency, the two of them drank it to the fullest.
After all, Guo Songyang was injured, and after being helped by Ling Ling to apply the medicine, he had fallen asleep.
In the past ten years, Li Xunhuan has rarely completely relaxed and drank with others.
He seemed to be the embodiment of suffering and sorrow, and could bring misfortune and pain to people everywhere, and after realizing this, he went to Guanwai and left the Central Plains.
Now after returning to the Central Plains, there was really a turmoil, although this was not his original intention, but it had nothing to do with him.
He sometimes had trouble sleeping late at night, and he wondered if he was an ominous person.
Loneliness to the bones, self-hatred to the heart, pain has permeated his whole body.
For many days and nights, pain and remorse made him toss and turn, and he could not sleep.
Ever since he sent his most beloved woman into someone else's arms, he has never really had an easy time.
But today, after drinking a few glasses of wine with Yang Yi, his mind was surprisingly relaxed, it seemed that the young man in front of him had a kind of magic, which made people feel at ease when they saw it, it seemed that as long as he was in charge, the big problem was no longer a problem, although his appearance looked young, but it made people not feel frivolous and naΓ―ve at all. Although Li Xunhuan met Yang Yi for the first time, he was already defenseless against Yang Yi, just like when he drank with Ah Fei for the first time.
Thinking of Ah Fei, Li Xunhuan didn't know what it felt like, that was one of his rare friends so far, but now, this friend was poisoned by a devilish woman, and he watched it, but there was nothing he could do.
Although there is little wine, it can also be intoxicating.
Li Xunhuan was already drunk.
This is the real drunkenness after he came to the Central Plains.
It was in Sun Huozi's hotel, although he was sick to death, he had never been drunk, but now he was really drunk.
Yang Yi saw him lying on the wine table, snoring softly, and the wine in the cup had been poured, knowing that he was really drunk, and said to Ling Ling, who was still waiting, "Help him sleep!"
Ling Ling said, "Why should I help him sleep?" Although she said this, she had already gotten up and helped Li Xunhuan up and carried him to a nearby room.
After serving Li Xunhuan to sleep, Ling Ling walked up to Yang Yi, who was still drinking, "Hey, why are you still drinking?
Yang Yidao: "I am also a human being, and if I am a human being, I will get drunk, and if I drink too much, of course I will get drunk." β
Yang Yi looked at Lingling with a smile: "Moreover, I don't call Hey, I have a name." If you don't find it convenient to call me by name, you can call me brother. β
Ling Ling was unhappy, pouted, and said, "You let me call you brother?" I see that your age is not as old as mine, and you call me sister about the same!"
Yang Yi shook his head with a smile, picked up the wine jar under the table, pouted and sucked, and a wine line rose from the wine jar and went straight into Yang Yi's mouth.
Ling Ling was already stunned, "What kind of kung fu is this, can you teach me?"
Yang Yi smiled: "You can teach, but you have to call me brother first." β
Suzu stopped talking.
Yang Yi drank up another jar of wine, and the dishes on the wine table had been swept away by him at this time.
When Ling Ling saw that he was going to open the altar to drink, he said strangely: "Do you still want to drink so much wine alone?
Yang Yi said: "Yes! I do have something on my mind!"
Suzu asked, "What do you have?"
Yang Yi stretched out his finger and pointed to the leftovers on the wine table: "My heart is that the wine is not finished now, but the dishes are gone." β
Ling Ling pouted again: "It's been a long time, you want me to cook for you?"
Yang Yi smiled: "Maybe you don't have to do it, someone will send it over." β
Suzu didn't believe it.
At this time, there was a sudden sound of footsteps downstairs, and then the door had been pushed open.
Suzu looked out and was suddenly stunned.
It was a fat woman who opened the door, a very fat woman, so fat that as soon as the woman stood at the door, she had blocked the door.
The fat woman ignored Yang Yi and Ling Ling next to the wine table, pushed open the door and walked in, when she walked over, Ling Ling felt that the building was trembling, and she was a little skeptical that the floor of this building could withstand the weight of this fat woman.
She had never seen such a fat woman.
She felt that it was difficult to find a second woman in the world who was so fat.
But then she realized she was wrong.
Because after the fat woman at the door walked in, another fat woman came in from the outside, and this fat woman was as fat as the fat woman in front of her, even a little fatter than the first fat woman.
Ling Ling thought to herself, in this world, there should not be a third woman so obese.
As she thought so, a third woman of this weight had already walked in through the doorway.
Suzu had already opened her mouth wide, she felt very surprised and disgusted, no matter who saw such a few women who were fatter than fat pigs shaking like waves of fat meat, they would probably feel disgusted.
There were already more than a dozen such fat women in the room, and their bodies were fatter than fat pigs, standing in such a hall at this time, it seemed crowded, and the hall could no longer accommodate them.
A fat woman began to prepare to demolish the next room, apparently trying to open up the two rooms.
Yang Yi sighed and looked at Ling Ling, "Do you know what I want to do now?"
Ling Ling was called by him and came back to her senses, "What do you want to do?"
Yang Yi said: "I want to vomit!"
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