Chapter 24 Five years later, Bajie doesn't like to pee his pants
Time is just a bunch of boring numbers for these immortals, since the weeping blood flute was recognized by Nuwa, it has been five years, the heavenly court is still so beautiful, a team of cranes fly over the palaces, cheerfully in the clouds rooster crow, from time to time floating over some fairies, the supreme heavenly court is more ethereal, dreamy
Lingxiao Hall is opened once every ten days, but if it encounters Zhang Zilong's retreat, it will be postponed accordingly, if it is a long-term retreat, then Nuwa will take the three queens to jointly manage the Three Realms As for the Golden Mother of Yaochi, it is natural to retreat to Yaochi, on the one hand, to take care of (take care of?) the crippled Haotian, on the other hand, it is also to cultivate the mind, in order to further cultivate and reach the sub-sage, after all, her son is about to achieve the way of heaven, she is still standing still, it is too much to say
In addition, the Seven Fairies also accompany their mothers in Yaochi, their own qualifications are not very good, and they are not so enthusiastic about cultivation, anyway, now that they have their younger brother and younger brother and sister two saints, they will not be threatened at all
Oh, by the way, in addition to the saint throne, Nuwa has been crowned the supreme saint emperor, it can be said that if the four queens of the court stand side by side today, it is an unprecedented situation since ancient times, in terms of wife, Zhang Zilong is once again proud of the ancient emperor
You know, who can become a diva is not a woman who is not the best woman? can share her husband with others, in the past, it was a joke, think about Dijun's wife Xihe, think about Haotian's lady Yaochi...
In addition, Sanxiao spends most of his time with Chang'e and others, after all, countless years of friendship are not just as simple as his wife, Chang'e has long regarded them as her own, and her cultivation is still a quasi-saint, after all, it has only been five years, but the three daughters of Yue'er Xiaoqing are different, with a large number of heavenly and earthly treasures, what merit golden lotus, With the help of ginseng fruit, she steadily stepped into Daluo, Yue'er's achievements in music and rhythm are even more extraordinary, and she has touched the point of the law.
Zhang Jingwen, the Western Heavenly Court has long been left behind, this girl has been a god for so many years, she has long been tired of it, and after handing over a bunch of things to a young man of the Angel Clan in the Later Jin Dynasty, that is, the Lord, she returned to the Eastern Heavenly Court and accompanied a group of little sisters to live a good life
In addition, it is worth mentioning that Zhang Zilong's cousin, the daughter of Princess Yaoji, the third virgin Yang Chan, found Ruyi Langjun, or as in history, he is a scholar named Liu Yanchang, fortunately, at this moment the emperor is no longer Haotian's guy, but Zhang Zilong.
Ahem, talking about marriage, that Yang Jian and Nezha Xiao Lori, it seems... Zhang Zilong held back a smile, Nezha seems to have been killed by himself from Zhengtai to Lori, right? But in the end, it was to save Yang Jian, and it was not an exaggeration to say something happened between the two!
And Zhang Zilong's Nezha is the incarnation of lotus root, and he doesn't make much of a fuss, saying that Yang Jian has the chaotic jade qi of their vein in his body, which can give birth to lotus root that is also a chaotic product, as for how to give birth, just look at the private life of me and the four emperors!
Of course, in five years, Tang Sanzang, who was riding a donkey, and Sun Wukong, who was fighting a stick, had walked a long distance, and naturally experienced a lot of disasters on the way, and what made Tang Sanzang most depressed was that there were so many monsters, none of them were female monsters, which made him very disappointed, and every night in the dead of night, he would say to Mingyue and sorrowful: "My fairy sister, do you know that I am waiting for you?"
The monkey ran wildly, suspecting that if a beautiful goblin came, his own master would probably send it to the door by himself, shouting: "Eat me!" As for how to eat this, it is natural that the benevolent will see the benevolent, and the wise will see the wise
Stop-and-go, a person, a monkey and a donkey came to Gao Laozhuang, and the story of the beauty and the pig naturally reached their ears, listening to the old man's indignant rebuke of the combination of the lady, if the heavens do not allow it, Xuanzang expressed his indignation in his heart, and secretly pulled the monkey aside: "I said Wukong, you listen to the old man's words, it can be seen that Miss Cuilan has a deep love for the pig demon!" It stands to reason that this heavenly court does not prohibit the union of immortals, human beings are so rigid in racial boundaries, it is really unreasonable, according to the teacher's opinion, you still get the pig demon back, and continue the relationship with this Miss Cuilan!"
But thinking that he had been looking for a female goblin, Xuanzang felt the need to help humans break the shackles of concepts and accept the love of humans and demons
The monkey has an indifferent attitude, what Xuanzang says, he will do, and there is a thought in the dark that tells him to hurry up and finish his journey to the west, so as to remove the tight hoop on his head
After a somersault cloud left Gao Laozhuang, with the strong cultivation of the quasi-saint level, he soon found the old pig's shack, only to see the former Tianhe guard, and now the pig Ganglie classmate, was smiling obscenely, admiring the women's underwear he had just stolen
The monkey jumped down with a somersault and yelled at the pig, "Well, the pig on the other side is Miss Cuilan's husband?"
The old pig was taken aback, and when he saw that the person who came was a thin monkey, he couldn't help but be furious:
"Where are you a wild monkey, what are you looking for my old pig?"
Seeing the nine-toothed nail rake in the hand of this pig demon, there seemed to be a trace of fairy energy lingering on it, knowing that this demon was extraordinary, and he was afraid of the strength of the heavenly court, the monkey soothed his tone and said, "Oh, since it is, accompany my grandson back to Gao Laozhuang, Miss Cuilan misses you very much!"
I thought this stupid pig would be ecstatic, but he shook his head again and again: "No, no! I won't go back, Cuilan's underwear has already been stolen by me, and it's not interesting to go back, besides, I don't like women who wear diapers."
It turned out that the old pig approached Cuilan in order to steal the underwear of the beauty, and Cuilan's appearance was very outstanding, the pig Ganglie classmate who had just come to the world, stayed for a while, but don't forget, mortal women and fairies are different, that is, they will have a menstrual period, the old pig in his past and present lives, has never been in contact with a woman with a menstrual period, once stole underwear, found that it was a strange cotton cloth, and it was still stained with damp blood, disgusted, the old pig directly wanted to leave Gao Laozhuang, but that Cuilan did not let him live or die, in desperation, the old pig showed his true appearance, but who knew that Cuilan was infatuated, and he didn't mind that Pig Ganglie was a monster, but fortunately, his father was very open-minded and drove him awayto set him free
The unknown monkey was very surprised: "Why, Miss Cuilan is such a big person, and she can still pee her pants?"
The old pig smashed his mouth: "It's not what's wrong, and it's red, at first I thought the old pig was injured by Cuilan, who knows that the second month is still like this, you say, how terrifying"
The monkey nodded when he heard this, it was quite terrifying, so it was understandable that the old pig would not go back, but thinking about his own master who was like a fly, the monkey felt that the dead friend did not die and the poor road, what would happen to this pig demon when he went back, it was his business?
Thinking about it, he raised the Dinghaishen needle, and fought with the pig Gangli, the old pig thought that he had met a person who understood, who knew that he was unreasonable, and under the anger, the nine-toothed nail rake Xianguang Dasheng, and yelled: "Look at my old pig's eight ways of plowing the ground!"
"Knock knock" A few loud sounds, eight huge pits appeared on the hard rocks, and the monkey quacked and laughed: "I didn't get to you first, this pig demon still has some strength, but compared with my old grandson, it is still far behind!"
As soon as the words fell, the golden light of the Dinghaishen Needle in his hand flickered, and under the huge mana infusion, the old pig was knocked out with just one stick, and the monkey saw this, and lifted the pig with one hand, and returned to Gao Laozhuang in a few breaths
"Master, Miss Cuilan, I've brought this stupid pig back!" Before the monkey man arrived, the voice came first, and when he heard that the pig demon was back, everyone in Gao Laozhuang had different reactions
Tang Xuanzang and Cuilan were naturally happy, while the old lady and the maid were full of horror
With a "bang", the monkey threw the pig to the ground
The pig was in pain, and woke up, and as soon as he opened his eyes, he saw Cuilan's delicate face with pear blossoms and rain: "Xianggong ......"
"Uh! Dead monkey, didn't my old pig say that he wouldn't come back! You uneducated wild monkey!" Pig Ganglie was very uncomfortable at Cuilan, and roared angrily at the indifferent monkey
Suddenly saw Tang Xuanzang, the old pig had a flash of inspiration in his mind, and ran to Tang Sanzang with great joy: "Dare to ask the master, but the monk who came from the Tang Dynasty from the East and went to the West to learn scriptures?"
Xuanzang looked at Zhu Ganglie suspiciously: "Yes, the poor monk learns scriptures"
When the old pig heard this, he burst into tears: "Wow, master, I am your second apprentice!" I have been guided by the Bodhisattva, and I am waiting for your second apprentice here!"
Tang Sanzang heard this, good guy, this pig turned out to be a predetermined scripture learner! Looking at the sad and shocked Cuilan again, Sanzang's classmates were depressed in their hearts, they originally wanted to match this pair of lovers, but who knew that this pig's head turned out to be his destined apprentice, so he couldn't be with Cuilan
"Alas, this is also fate has not arrived, it's just that, you get up, so that you can comfort Miss Cuilan, and then go to Xitian with your teacher" After a while, Xuanzang sighed regretfully
After that, it was natural to shave Zhu Ganglie, Tang San hid under Cuilan's complaining gaze, and took Zhu Ganglie under the door with a sense of guilt, fortunately, with Cuilan's parents to help, otherwise this infatuated little girl would not know what to do
Since then, Zhu Ganglie has changed his name to Bajie, and Tang Seng and his party have added another person
When leaving Gao Laozhuang, Cuilan reluctantly pulled Bajie, thousands of instructions, the old pig was a little embarrassed, and finally quietly came to Cuilan's ear: "I said Cuilan, when I come back, if you don't pee your pants anymore, I will marry you, rest assured"
After that, he left the stunned Cuilan, and once again embarked on the road to learn the scriptures, I have to say, no knowledge, it's terrible... (To be continued, e.g. ^-^^-^.)