Chapter 3: The Ugliness of Yu Culture and the Seizure of the Secret of Immortality (I)
    Liu Chen lay quietly on the roof crossstream, squinting and dozing off. His sleepiness was clean and refreshing, quiet and comfortable. No snoring, no dream saliva, no dream babbling...... There is no bad habit of sleeping in any adult, he is like a newborn baby, sleeping quietly and harmoniously, and a little ...... Lovely?
    If there is a beauty with overflowing motherhood by Liu Chen's side, he will definitely be moved by his charming sleeping posture.
    Beauty sleeps like a begonia, Sleeping Beauty has always been considered a beautiful scenery by the world, and the beauty out of the bath is known as the most lethal scenery for men.
    Beauty is stripped naked in the bath, and if nothing else, it should be a person, you can not only feast your eyes, but also have a great chance to do whatever you want. The beauty Begonia Spring Sleep, basically a person, a weak woman lying quietly on the bed sleeping, the man can still do whatever he wants when he sees it.
    But Liu Chen's sleeping posture is more tempting for women than beauties bathing and begonia spring sleeping. The Heavenly Demon Buddha ** integrated into the flesh and blood marrow quietly dispersed, even in their sleep, they still had a strong attraction to women, making them unconsciously and can't help but want to get close to Liu Chen, hold him in their arms, and let him sleep on his towering chest.
    Unfortunately, there are no beauties around Liu Chen, only a hard and cold beam. Even so, Liu Chen still wanted to sleep very much, and it was a very painful thing to sit and wait, so Liu Chen chose to sleep soundly. He believed that no matter how deep he slept again, there would not be a little wind and grass to hide from his ears and eyes.
      Verified by inquiry. Liu Chen knew that Yu Culture had arrived in Yangzhou. The second master of the Yuwen Valve, the Great Sui Quanchen who has trained Bing Xuanjin to Dacheng, although his skills are a little worse than those of the top masters. But it's definitely the best among the top players. Although Shi Long is known as the "mountain pusher" and is nicknamed the cowhide coaxing, it is still inferior to Yu Wenhua and this kind of master who has cultivated the superior mental method since he was a child and is carefully built by the wealthy family.
     master competition, the slightest inferiority will fall into the disadvantage, and the inferior will be injured. If you're unlucky, you might even die. If you are inferior, you will basically betray the death penalty. Unless there is a miraculous breakthrough or someone superior comes to the rescue, it must be a death.
    The stone dragon didn't notice that danger was coming, and when he realized that something was wrong. He has been blocked by Yu Wenhua. Yu Wenhua and Lafeng appeared, and Uncle Liu Chenliu, who was napping on the beam with Erlang's legs crossed, also squinted his eyes and woke up.
    Yu Wenhua's appearance is very sassy, very similar to the protagonist, at least when Liu Chen watched "The Legend of Double Dragons of the Tang Dynasty" for the first time, he once mistakenly thought that this guy was the protagonist.
    "Yu Wenhua is in his thirties, tall and thin, with long hands and feet. The face is frustrated, the expression is indifferent, and the eyes are deep and unpredictable. gives people the impression of ruthlessness, but there is also a shocking domineering. ”
    This is Master Huang's description and overall evaluation of Yu Wenhua's appearance, in which the word Gu Frustration is used really subtlely. Liu Chen used to be not highly educated when he used to read books, and he thought that Yu Wenhua was a domineering, cold and handsome uncle. Later, when my knowledge was enriched, I learned the word "ancient setback". It is the beautification and whitewashing of men with ugly faces, ugly personalities, and ugly people who dare not see people.
    "Damn, this guy looks really old!" Liu Chen only felt that his chest was so stuffy that he almost vomited out of his overnight meal, but fortunately, his internal strength was profound, and after urging the true qi to run in his body for a few weeks, he finally curbed the vomiting.
    What is the name of ancient frustration? Yu Wenhua put his hands behind his back, and walked into Shi Long's cultivation secret room as if he was walking in his own backyard.
    What imprinted into Liu Chen's eyes was a persimmon-like yellow face, which looked very antique, very frustrated, the withered yellow skin and towering nose, the eyes that were so deep that they were almost not focused, the hands that looked like gorillas, and the tall and thin figure like a bamboo pole, all opened Liu Chen's eyes, and he couldn't wait to knock it to the ground, step on the soles of his feet and ravage it a hundred times.
    There are many differences between the great god and the street writer, but one of the key points is that the great god can use ambiguous language to break the boundaries between right and wrong, beauty and ugliness, and use natural brushwork to write ugly and vulgar people who are originally beautiful, and to write people who are ugly and handsome.
    Yu Wenhua is actually an ugly/forced, but in Huang Daxia's pen, this person has become a very ruthless, domineering and leaking hero, and full of manliness, so that after seeing it, Yu Wenhua was deeply impressed by Yu Wenhua's cold and domineering.
    Yu culture can indeed impress people, but the impression and beauty he left are absolutely not touched.
    Liu Chen became more urgent than ever, hoping that Yu Wenhua and Shi Long would start fighting soon, only in this way could he take the opportunity to take action as soon as possible, and take revenge on his personal vendetta by the way while doing the right thing, and sweep this ugly monster who looks ugly and sways around, affecting people's appetite into the trash can of history.
     The reality is often different from the ideal, Liu Chen wants Yu Culture and Shilong to fight as soon as possible, but these two goods want to pretend to be masters, and refuse to fall into the demeanor of a master.
    Yu Culture and Shilong's mouth cannon is very elegant, speaking and chewing words, tongues and swords, hidden edges, and looks very level. But to Liu Chen's ears, it is nothing more than a meaning, and it is essentially the same as street gangsters and scolding.
    Yu culture and Shi Long's words are translated into mixed languages, which is about like this.
    "Why do you have the "Recipe for Eternal Life"? Such a good thing, you dare to eat alone? Quickly hand it over to Lao Tzu, the emperor and Lao Tzu will spare you from death. ”
    "What if I don't pay it? What can you do to bite me?"
    "I'm fucking your mother, shit, Lao Tzu gives you some face, do you really dare to cock your tail? ”
    ......
    Yu Culture and Shilong are all people with artistic standards, obviously scolding and threatening each other, and there is essentially no difference between them and street gangsters grabbing turf, but from their mouths, there is a literary fan.
     and literary quarrels have the possibility of evolving into full martial arts.
    Yu Wenhua and threatened to kill all of Shi Long's disciples and their old mother, Shi Long was slightly distracted. Yu Wenhua is a veteran of fighting, and he seized the opportunity to punch Wang Ba with a fist, and the cold Xuan Bing Jin made the temperature in the room drop extremely, making the stone dragon head extremely painful, and the chrysanthemum/flower was going to be frozen.
    Yu Culture and seeing that the overall situation has been decided, the corners of his mouth hooked up a smug smile of the winner, and he wanted to show off the winner's compulsion and generosity, but unexpectedly, a yellow finch and a hunter shot at the same time, beating his mantis that was catching cicadas to chicken feathers and duck blood. (To be continued)