Chapter 276: Wandering Immortals and Watching the Tribulation

readx;? Yellow leaves fly down, and flocks of birds fly south. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info Youxian Guan's 'Demon Extermination' drama has just ended, and the 100,000 iron horsemen of the Ming Dynasty have already entered Chengdu Mansion. The leading general is the deputy general of the cat. The two led hundreds of generals and colonels to command an army of 100,000 all the way south, passing through the southbound plank road before the snow fell and stationed in the warm barracks. The 100,000-strong army was intended to be used against South Vietnam. Except for the 30,000 soldiers of the broken camp led by Kitten, the rest of the soldiers are all directly subordinate troops of Ganneng.

They were greeted by civil and military officials from the Sichuan Political Division, the Chengdu Prefecture Government, and the local health center. With the title of Guogong, Jian Neng didn't bother to look at them at all, greeted them casually, and ordered the generals to place their subordinate soldiers in the barracks by the Huanhua River outside the city. Only the kitten was still giggling and talking nonsense with the local officials, which was nothing more than nonsense about inviting you to drink tomorrow and inviting me to dinner the day after tomorrow. Although he doesn't speak seriously, the facial expressions of the people who speak are very serious.

Seeing the kitten and those local civil and military attachΓ©s entangled endlessly, he couldn't help frowning and shouted: "General Lihu, it's better for your camp-breaking soldiers to be sent to the barracks by you personally." The general has already issued a military order, and if anyone dares to harass the people, they will be executed, but don't forget it. ”

The kitten grinned and walked back with his iron rod and said with a smile: "What are you doing so seriously, who dares to harass the people? Eh, anyway, you can't fight in this winter, it's better to train first. You also said that they had a lot of rain in the south in the spring, and it was not easy for the soldiers to fight. That is still the only way to stay in Sichuan to train troops. In the summer, there is a miasma plague, hey, let's just live in Chengdu and go. ”

His face twitched and he smiled bitterly. He shook his head and said in a long voice, "Attacking South Vietnam is not an easy task. He stared at the local civil and military officials in Sichuan: "I still have to find more guides who are familiar with the terrain and people's conditions in the south, and wait for the day when the army triumphs, and I will definitely ask for merit for you." ”

As soon as he said this, he saw groups of people coming over happily, and he couldn't help but ask in surprise: "Ladies and gentlemen, don't you have something to celebrate in Sichuan recently? Seeing that these people are so happy, it seems that it is the New Year." "It's weird to be a little speechless when you can touch your beard all over your face. Could it be that Sichuan's customs are so strange? He looked at the northern generals behind him, and they were also full of fog.

Fourth, the political secretary of the Bu Bu hurriedly took a step forward. He said with a smile: "General Shu, don't be surprised, there is a Visiting Immortal Temple outside Chengdu City, and an old immortal Daoist is stationed in it. Today, he is a great god, with the power of the demon subduing array, the magic of the heavens and the earth, destroying the fox demon for a thousand years, and praying for the blessing of the Nine Heavens Spirit Spring, so the people are so happy. ”

Master Hu said, and the local prefect Zhao Governor hurriedly stepped forward. A little admiringly, he said: "That's right, since Qin Xianchang established a Taoist temple in our Chengdu Mansion, our Chengdu realm is a country where the wind and rain are smooth, and the epidemic is born." The Taoist elders under his door are even more demon slaying demons, and the place is peaceful, and the place is really a living immortal with great moral power. ”

He muttered a word and blinked his eyes. He laughed dryly: "In this case, I will definitely visit my door soon." Hey, hey, hey. If Daoist Qin really has such a lot of mana, he still has to ask him to guide him and choose a good day and an auspicious day to go on the expedition. "Jian Neng's face is very strange, he has seen Zhang Sanfeng and their group of immortals fighting, and he knows in his heart that there are some people in the world who have profound mana and can fly to the heavens and the earth. He was still very curious about this Tai Daozi. Of course, he is also a person who can be an official, looking at the local officials and people's respect for Tai Daozi, he doesn't need to say bad things about the old way, even if the old way is a miscellaneous hair who deceives the world and steals his name, what can he do with him?

The kitten heard the conversation of this group of officials from a distance, and a strange evil smile hung on the corner of his mouth, and he naturally remembered who the so-called Tai Daozi was. He still remembered the evaluation that Lu Feng gave Qin Daozi when he was alone with him. "Ahh Your subordinates Zhao Lao, Sun Laosan, Wang Laowu, these bastards are really bastards. But what about Tai Daozi, chop up all the bastards under you, wrap their fragments into wontons, and soak them in the gutter for half a year. ”

Looking at the thief eyebrows and rat eyes around him, the old and small cats of Zhao who always glanced at the next three roads of the eldest daughter-in-law and little girl on the side of the road laughed: "Lao Zhao, tomorrow we will go to Youxian Temple to eat vegetarian dishes." ”

When the first snowflakes fell from the sky, the kitten pulled the 30,000 broken camp soldiers to the Huanhua Creek in order, and told them to strip naked, jump into the icy water and take a bath, which is called 'Labor'. As for himself, he took Boss Zhao, Chang Tie and a few other close generals to walk towards Youxian Temple, which was three or five miles away. Before leaving, he also said loudly: "Everyone go down and wash for half an hour, what should they do after half an hour." No fighting, no trouble, no flirting with women, I don't care about anything else. ”

A big man with a beard on his face laughed wildly: "Master Hu, is it a violation for me to flirt with men?"

The kitten grabbed a pebble and threw the big man into the water, and it took him a long time to climb up foaming at the mouth. Turning around, the kitten roared at the 30,000 soldiers with a hideous face: "You can go and tease the boar, the dog, and the bull do whatever you like." In short, you are not allowed to molest. To play, women spend their own money to play, in short, Xu Yongqiang. With a click of his mouth, the kitten muttered in a low voice: "Those female 'people' are all born with no hair, what's so beautiful?"

Following the kitten, Boss Zhao and Chang Tie were covered with cold sweat on their foreheads, and according to what the kitten just said, they imagined that the kitten liked a huge black hairy head...... That's a female orangutan! Boss Zhao carefully attached himself to Chang Tie's ear. He whispered: "No wonder the general always likes to hang out in the restaurant when he goes to the kiln." It's really difficult for the entire Ming Dynasty to find the woman he likes the old man...... Such a woman. It should be the best!" Chang Tie nodded again and again, but he didn't dare to say anything.

The kitten walked for a while, and suddenly as if he remembered something, he picked up a large military hat from the ground and put it on his head. He looked left and right at the stream for a long time, and then muttered and smiled: "Okay, make a big joke with you, Qin Daozi, and see if you recognize me." ”

The top eighteen muscles of Youxian Guan almost broke the padded jacket and stood at the door. With their faces full of flesh, they looked left and right fiercely, lest others not know that they were 'nurses' and 'thugs'. Behind them, there are two weapon racks, one on the left and one on the right. There are heavy weapons such as 'Dragon Whisker Hook', 'Centipede Scythe', and 'Tiger Boomer' on it, all of which are shining with cold light, and the sawtooth on it exudes a dazzling cold light, and a fierce aura comes to the face.

Boss Zhao stuck out his tongue and called in a low voice: "My mother, is this a Taoist temple......? Or rather, the barracks are about the same, and these brothers are put into our broken camp. It's also a good hand. ”

Chang Tie's eyesight was a little more poisonous than Boss Zhao, and he whispered: "Vice General Zhao, you are wrong, these are masters, and they are all first-class good players in the rivers and lakes." The weapons behind them are used for good looks. Hey, those are all killers. Chang Tie was also a little puzzled, looked at the gate of Jin Bihui's Youxian Temple, and asked himself: "Why does a Taoist temple want these people to guard the door?

The kittens didn't even look at the big men. After taking a few big steps, I went up the steps of the Youxian Temple. When the eighteen big men saw the kitten covered in brocade clothes with a long knife hanging from their waists, a brilliant face immediately appeared. A courteous smile that can almost be said to be pure. They nodded and bowed down with the word 'master' to welcome the kitten in. A black-faced man in a purple satin robe shouted like a shopkeeper: "Uncle is ready to receive inside!"

I could hear the voice of the Youxian Temple, "Uncle, a fragrant refreshment, the reception inside the dragon incense is ready", as if the shouts of the eunuchs in the deep palace came out. Chang Tie, Zhao Boss and several other senior generals who broke the camp were all chilled, and they felt that they were not at the Taoist Temple, but at the painting boat on the Taitan River in Yingtianfu.

Under the leadership of the four big men, the group slowly walked into the Youxian Temple, and slowly walked along the bluestone paved road, and you can see that the little Taoist priests who cleaned the courtyard along the way are humbly bent down and show a bright smile. Boss Zhao instinctively covered his belt tightly, because he felt that those fifteen or sixteen-year-old little Taoist priests were dangling their money bags with a pair of thief eyes. He, Boss Zhao, is also from the market, and this kind of look will definitely not be mistaken.

Chang Tie was amazed at the wealth of the Youxian Temple, and the bluestone slabs on the ground were actually carved with countless patterns. There are three stars of Fu Shoulu, there are heavenly kings to send children, there are pine, bamboo, plum, Suihan, three friends, and there are more cranes, peaches, mountains, waves and so on. Especially those stone slabs are all the same color, two zhang long and eight feet wide, he can't imagine how much it will cost to pave such a road.

Looking at the huge pines and cypresses on both sides of the road, the three people hugging each other, and the straight piercing clouds seem to have been transplanted from the mountains, how much financial and material resources do we need to do this? Especially the row of twelve huge pines in front of the main hall, which requires at least five people to hug them, it is impossible to transplant them to life. Chang Tie: They have been shocked by the solemn atmosphere of this wandering immortal view, and cautiously follow the kitten forward, where do they dare to speak?

One of the staff members muttered: "I'm afraid that the old Tao in this view doesn't really have some mana, otherwise these hundreds of giant trees will not be able to move over at all." "Boss Zhao, they nodded again and again, and even their breathing was extremely slow, extremely slight. They are afraid of war, they are not afraid of bloodshed, they are not afraid of dying, but they are really afraid of this ghost and god thing.

'Ding' sounded softly, a little Taoist knocked on the jade chime in his hand, and walked out step by step, followed by a small Tao, holding three pillars of incense in his hand, and sent it directly to the kitten's hand. The one who knocked on the jade chime said with a smile: "Before entering the main hall." Please burn three pillars of incense first to show your piety. "The three pillars are wrapped in yellow ayako, but the incense inside is a little dark, and it seems that the quality is not very good, and the big incense did not wait for the kitten to speak. It has already been lit, and all the kitten wants to do is to insert incense into the big tripod on the platform in front of the main hall.

The kitten rubbed his palms and laughed a few times: "Hehe, how much does the three incense sticks cost?" he asked this question very bluntly.

The little Taoist priest looked at the kitten with a height of three or four feet, like King Kong, and looked at the entourage behind him, knowing his origin, Fan immediately nodded with a smile, and said, "Everything depends on fate." Hey, hey, casually. Casual ...... Our Immortal Temple is a place of pure cultivation, not a place to buy and sell incense. You can afford as much incense money as you think is appropriate. ”

The kitten nodded suddenly and took out a copper plate from his arms and threw it over: "Well, I'll give a copper plate to the tiger master." Fucking Lao Tzu has been a soldier for so long, and his salary has been deducted by Xu Qing's bastard. Lao Tzu can't do things to eat empty money. The poor are the same as the bastards begging on the street, and the tiger master feels distressed. Your three sticks of incense are probably worth that much hahaha!" the kitten laughed.

Boss Zhao whispered to Chang Tie with a grin: "I didn't expect our Tiger Master to be smart today? Hehe, hehe, isn't that what we want to give? The fear of the big man and the rich man is less, and the gods are angry, and we are afraid of a bird! Wouldn't it be fun to swindle the incense money into the heads of the grandfathers?" Suddenly, all the officers laughed strangely.

The faces of the four big men who brought them in changed. Immediately, the bright smile like a girl in the Qinglou turned into a hideous figure like a butcher. They twisted their faces and pinched their knuckles to the point of 'click, click, click', and took a step forward and shouted, "Friend." Which way are you mixed up? Our Youxian Temple is also famous in the southwest region, and the bad people have a bad way to die...... Lao Tzu is a five-clawed Jiao of Erhai Baifan Hall, have you heard of this name?"

The kitten coughed, grabbed one of the bronze feet in front of him with his left hand, and gently lifted it above his head. 'Quack' laughed wildly, the kitten's left hand stretched a few times, and played the special big tripod weighing more than 20,000 catties like a windmill. 'Whirring' in the air, the faces of the four big men changed wildly, and they immediately took three steps back. The two little Taoist priests were even more frightened, and they ran into the main hall with a wild shout of 'Master' in their mouths.

There was a loud bang, and the kitten put Dading in its place. He grinned, looked at the four big men with a smile, shook his head, and said, "Master Tiger, I'm a rough person, hey, I don't know what Jiao or Dragon you are." Well, you guys are the bodyguards in the proverb, right? Qin Daozi, that guy really doesn't have a serious Taoist temple, cheating incense money, why do you need so many thugs? But the thugs he invited are your group of goods? It doesn't seem to be very powerful!"

The faces of the big men were extremely ugly, and one of them whistled violently, and suddenly there were strange screams all around, and hundreds of big men in strong suits came out of nowhere, holding heavy weapons. Boss Zhao, there was sweat on their foreheads, and the killing aura on these more than 100 big men was extremely strong, and they all seemed to be men licking blood on the tips of their knives. Looking at their bright eyes and high bulging temples, their skills are not weak.

There were also nine old men in their fifties who walked out slowly with their hands behind their backs, and their bodies were called a jewel, and a slight wave of their fingers was a flash of a gem. The body is also wearing extremely high-quality Songjiang Mansion silk boots, and the boots under the feet of the discerning person can know at a glance that they are precious little lamb leather boots, and the boots have two pieces of beautiful jade on their heads. The dress of the nine old men is exaggerated to the extreme, but looking at the energy Chang Tie that is faintly released on their bodies, they know very well in their hearts, and they can come out casually, and these people are not his opponents, and they can join forces.

The thin old man in the middle sneered, took a few steps forward slowly, grabbed the bronze tripod with one hand, and lifted it up with a leisurely 'open'. After raising and putting it down nine times, the old man smiled at the kitten a few times: "The younger generation has great strength, but he may not be able to mix the rivers and lakes!

The old man's hand lightly pressed a palm on the bronze tripod, and there was no movement where he pressed, but the other side of the big tripod was facing the place where he pressed it, and a palm print suddenly protruded. The palm prints are so clear that you can even see the palm prints on them.