Chapter 165: The Wonderful Use of Cucumbers

For Xiao Yi, meeting the old man today is just a small episode of life, and it will not have much impact on his life, and the life still has to go on, at least Xiao Yi feels that he should be able to go home now......

No matter how brutal your dad is, it's impossible to get a few hours of hair, please enjoy it yourself!

After hesitating downstairs for a long time, Xiao Yi decided to enter the door, is this his own home good, why is it so difficult to go back to his own home now?

After entering the door, Xiao Yi understood that he was right to come back, and there was definitely spring in front of him!

Even if it's summer, even if the weather is very hot, Xiao Yi doesn't feel the need to wear so cool one by one!

Anyway, isn't there an air conditioner in the house, is there no way to extinguish the ** in the hearts of this group of girls after watching the film?

After thinking about it, Xiao Yi felt that he was still a little away from this group of women, God knows what this group of girls can do when they go crazy!

Xiao Yi naturally couldn't sit idly by and ignore the warbler Yanyan in the room, so he decided to find a suitable place to sit down and enjoy it.

"It's so beautiful, it's so beautiful! If I can enjoy such beautiful scenery all the time in my life, I will definitely live for many more years!" Xiao Yi thought in his heart.

"Wow, what are you looking at, and you're not afraid of long needle eyes?" Ning Yuzhen didn't know where to find a towel and threw it on Xiao Yi's face.

Xiao Yi felt that what Ning Yuzhen said was wrong, do you have to have a needle eye when you look at a girl? This is obviously unscientific, if this is the case, wouldn't he Xiao Yi have been blind for so many years?

"Hey, what's the matter! We've finished reading it, it's actually not interesting, if you want to watch it, do you need us to avoid it?" Seeing that Xiao Yi didn't look at himself again, Ning Yuzhen felt uncomfortable.

Xiao Yi waved his hand boredly and said, "Okay, okay, no need, I won't look at it." I can't believe that my dad has such a boring time. Let's go out to dinner later!"

"Xiao Yi, you can't say that, uncle, this is concerned about your growth. You see, in fact, my uncle has been abroad for so long, and he must have received the influence of foreignization. I've heard that they are very open to this kind of thing in their place, and I've heard that parents will give their children condoms when they are adults!"

Xiao Yi yawned and said: "I know, I also heard that foreign countries are like this, but we are Chinese, and Chinese people have their own transformation and thoughts, and we can't forget it because we have been abroad for a few years! Besides, my father just gave me such a DVD, and he didn't prepare condoms for me." ”

Who knew that as soon as these words came out, Mo Qiaoqiao blushed and said to Ning Yuji: "Qiqi, this matter will be handed over to you, you will settle it!"

When Xiao Yi heard this, what kind of situation was this? Could it be that his father handed over the condom to Ning Yuji? and then asked Ning Yuzhen to hand it over to him?

Ning Yuzhen really took out a box from behind him and threw it to Xiao Yi and said, "Take it, this is what your father left at home, and I left it for you by name." Don't look at me, it's mentioned at the end of the video. ”

Xiao Yi took the box with trembling hands, he said in his heart that this thing should not be a legendary condom, his father would not be so cruel!

After the box was opened, Xiao Yi wanted to die headlong, for the first time in his life, he felt so hated that his English level was so good, he could actually understand what was written on it, especially a huge o.o3.

Is this the thinnest condom in the world? It seems that he is indeed his father's own son!

But Xiao Yi thinks it's better not to use this thing, not that he is worried that his father will know that Xiao Yi did it if there is less after he comes back to check, the key is that God knows how long this thing has been placed, what if it expires?

This is not a trivial matter, once the thing fails and Xiao Yi himself is not clear, he may be killed by then!

Originally, Ning Yuzhen ran back to the room ashamedly after throwing the box to Xiao Yi, but after a while, Ning Yuzhen actually came out with the other two girls.

She smiled shyly at Xiao Yi and said, "Xiao Yi, have you seen this thing before? I mean have you seen what it looks like inside?"

"Just kidding, I'm still a student, how could I have seen such a thing!"

Ning Yuzhen immediately ignited after hearing this, and she said to Xiao Yi excitedly: "It's such a coincidence! It's really good, we haven't seen it yet, why don't we take a long look together!"

Being humble and studious is a great quality, but the problem is that you can't be interested in everything!

This kind of thing is not something that girls in a country should be exposed to at this stage, don't you need to be so curious about the baby!

In addition, what is called such a coincidence, if it is not coincidental, it is not right!

In the end, Xiao Yi always felt strange when he used a long insight or something in this place, is it necessary to increase this knowledge!

However, looking at the excited looks of the three girls, Xiao Yi felt that even if he refused now, people would forcibly snatch the things and then disassemble them.

"Okay, it's not a bad thing anyway, just take a look, I'm actually quite curious!" Xiao Yi said generously, and then reached out and tore open the package.

Xiao Yi didn't know if the packaging box of the condom was as beautiful as the one he was holding in his hand, if it weren't for the words on it, Xiao Yi would definitely treat this thing as candy in the city!

The packaging inside is also beautiful, colorful and strange.

Ning Yuzhen carefully picked one up with his fingernails, took it in his hand, looked at it, and said, "It turns out that this thing looks like this, it looks pretty cute!"

Xiao Yi rolled his eyes and replied, "What's the use of cute packaging, I don't know what it looks like inside." Besides, don't you have to be so careful? This thing can't get you pregnant, is it?"

"Xiao Yi, pay attention to your words, you are talking to a lady now, if you talk like this, you will not be able to find a wife in the future!" Ning Yuzhen stood up with his eyebrows raised.

"Whose lady would be so interested in studying this kind of thing with this in her hand?!"

"What, should we open it to see what it looks like inside, it doesn't seem to have any effect through the packaging!" Mo Qiaoqiao asked with a red face.

Xiao Yi never understood why a good girl had to study this kind of thing. It's just a matter of research, it's obviously a shy look, but if you want to continue research, why embarrass yourself?

As the saying goes, I haven't eaten pork, haven't you seen a pig run, so Xiao Yi said that Ning Yuzhen took the condom in his hand and skillfully opened it and took out the inner things!

"Wow, what a smell, how does it smell like chocolate!" Ning Yuji's eyes suddenly lit up! No one had ever told her that this thing had a smell!

Xiao Yi smiled obscenely and said: "That's right, this thing is indeed chocolate-flavored, it says it, and it is absolutely natural and harmless! Not only chocolate-flavored, but also bananas and apples, all kinds of flavors can be selected at will, there is always one suitable for you, how about it, the heart is excited! The heart is better than action!"

Under Xiao Yi's strong flickering ability, Ning Yuzhen obviously nodded, but fortunately, she finally reacted and glared at Xiao Yi fiercely and said: "What is mixed blindly, isn't it just with all kinds of flavors! This group of people is really wrong, this thing is for use, not for eating, what does it mean to get a taste?"

There is no way to explain this, can Xiao Yi tell SΓΉ Ning Yuqi that this thing can also be eaten, at least it can be used to lick.

The content of this conversation was too obscene, and Xiao Yat couldn't say anything. Once he said it, no matter what Ning Yuzhen thought, a hooligan hat would definitely be buckled to his head anyway!

"Strange, why is there a hard little bit on this? Doesn't it feel uncomfortable?"

Xiao Yi and Ning Yuzhen looked at Su Lan with frightened eyes, the iceberg beauty didn't know when she had opened a condom, and then studied it carefully.

Her white and slender fingers like shallots kept touching the floating point on the cover, and she always felt very interesting!

Xiao Yi almost spurted out a lot of nosebleeds when he saw this scene, it was so exciting, he had even brought himself into the scene obscenely, if he could be treated like this by Su Lan, he would be willing to die!

Ning Yuzhen had a lot of thoughts, and when she saw that Su Lan was very interested in this thing, she immediately opened her mouth and encouraged: "Hey Su Lan, Xiao Yi also said just now that this thing is non-toxic and harmless, and it also has various flavors, do you want to taste it, how about I go find you a cucumber?"

"Yellow, cucumber ・・・・・・"

Ning Yuji's voice kept lingering in Xiao Yi's ears, and it couldn't be dissipated for a long time, Xiao Yi felt that he was going to start knowing Ning Yuzhen again, saying why Ning Yuzhen would know that cucumbers could be used like this!

Su Lan naturally wouldn't be fooled, she glanced at Ning Yuzhen coldly and said, "If you want to try, you can do it yourself, and if you don't have the guts, let others try it for you, it's really a joke for me!"

"I'll run out of guts!?"

"You have the guts to come!"

"If you come, I'll come!"

"Why should I go crazy with you?"

"You don't dare!"

"Come on, I'm afraid of you!"

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