Chapter 37: A pair of panties triggers the gods
It's been almost 20 years since the Yaoji incident, and the human race's love for that classic human fairy has slowly turned into a memory, and occasionally some lonely men will fantasize about the starry sky, fantasizing that one day they can drop a fairy, and fall in love with him at first sight, of course, this kind of thing is impossible in a short time.
Yuquan Mountain, Jinxia Cave.
A beautiful young man sat quietly at the bottom of the waterfall, feeling the natural avenue, and the dense water vapor blurred his figure into a painting, only to feel that the person in the water was the fairy of the Moon Palace.
That's right, Yang Jian has grown from a teenager to a young man who has captivated the country and the city. That's right, it's a country and a city, with a face similar to that of the heavenly beauty Yao Ji back then, coupled with that heroic temperament, she is simply a superb royal sister.
It's a pity that this guy is a man...
Yuding Zhenren can be said to have taught Yang Jian, and even the three-pointed and two-edged knife of the artifact he got by chance was given to Yang Jian as a weapon. You must know that in the exposition of Yuding Zhenren, the Lingbao is second only to Huanglong, and it is also this guy who cultivates the Nine Turns Xuangong, and the ordinary innate Lingbao does not increase his combat power much, and the Lingbao of this level like the god-killing spear can not be found, so he simply does not need weapons, as a real man, he must punch to the flesh to be refreshing! This is a wise saying that Yuding only got after receiving Yang Jian.
Regardless of what the master and apprentice had to say, Heavenly Court calmed down for a while, and began to be lively again.
"Alas, barefoot immortals, have you ever heard that His Majesty the Jade Emperor's underwear is missing?" A young immortal with red lips and white teeth was playing chess with the famous barefoot immortal in the scattered cultivation.
The barefoot immortal calmly fell down: "What are the panties?"
This panties is said to have quite a history, it is said that the noble prince of the heavenly court, the prince of Yulong, in order to benefit the majority of immortals, specially designed a comfortable, convenient, and quite convenient clothing, men and women, since then, the top immortals of the heavenly court, such as the queen mother of the seven fairies, as well as Haotian Tai platinum star and others, have set off a trend of underwear.
Among them, the female surname fairy is the craziest, and the rumored artifact-level costume can correct the breasts for the fairies, and can also prevent the light from going out.
It's a pity that this kind of clothing is not widely spread, it is said that the prince believes that underwear should become a symbol of the high-level of the heavenly court, in fact, the silver talents all know that the prince is for his own eyes, if all the fairies are wearing underwear, then the majority of fairy friends, especially his Jade Dragon Prince, where else to appreciate the spring light that is careless?
"The great immortal doesn't know anything, underwear..."The young immortal is also a loose cultivator, seeing that the barefoot immortal he has always admired is inferior to himself, when even he happily explained this secret.
After listening to this, Barefoot was even more puzzled: "Then since it is so important, how can His Majesty Haotian lose it?"
The young man looked left and right, and there was no one nearby, so he whispered in his ear: "It is said that a certain Taoist friend of the Western Sect stole it after hearing about it." ”
Barefoot was stunned for a moment, and then trembled all over, Western Sect Khan! It is indeed possible for those immortals whose spirit is not quite right to do such evil deeds! It seems that it is because there are no female surname cultivators in the Western Sect, and over the years, these immortals are a little abnormal, and they have no reaction when they see beautiful fairies, but if they see some handsome and dashing, or beautiful male surname cultivators, it is like a wolf seeing a sheep, and their eyes are shining!
The two glanced at each other and said, "You know!" After these three words, they stopped talking, you know, His Majesty the Jade Emperor Haotian, but there is a sharp weapon for voyeurism -- the existence of the Haotian Mirror! If he knows that someone is using him as a laughing stock in private, he will have to go back to the immortal platform.
What was the Haotian Jade Emperor doing at this time?
If someone approaches the Lingxiao Palace, they can see a team of attendants busy moving all kinds of waste, such as broken porcelain pieces, broken chairs, or carrying out a few seriously injured guards.
One can imagine how terrifying it is in the Lingxiao Palace!
"Bastard, bastard, bastard!" The roar couldn't help but stimulate the ears of the passing immortals, scaring them into scurrying around, and they didn't dare to stop for half a step near the Lingxiao Palace.
I saw that the face of the Haotian Jade Emperor was as blue as a piece of bluestone, and a pair of majestic eyes almost erupted a raging fire, since he found that a few pairs of underwear he had changed out were missing, he hurriedly sacrificed the Haotian Mirror to investigate, and at a glance, he was almost fainted with anger, in the Haotian Mirror, several bald Western instructors were holding his Haotian Jade Emperor's underwear, comparing them with other immortals, one said that he was worthy of the Supreme of the Three Realms, that is, he was full of masculinity, and the other said that Haotian was very capable in a certain aspect, and he knew it by looking at the size of the underwear and so on.
Haotian had long known that the Western Sect was smoky, but he didn't expect it to be so ridiculous!
In fact, how could he have thought that all this was caused by his son's wedding, and the hemorrhagic Zhun Ti saint at that time was determined to hold countless grand weddings in the Western Church without a female surname, so the Western Sect with an unstable Taoist heart began a vigorous search for spiritual Taoist companions. This disturbance is like a flood that bursts the levee, and it is out of control.
Isn't there such a saying? The higher the status, the more conquest will be able to give people. Just like the Golden Mother of Yaochi, the Three Realms of Muyi, I don't know how many male cultivators with the surname of immortals regard her as a lover in their dreams, and the Jade Emperor of Haotian is no exception. Of course, this time it's just a change of surname...
The angry mood of the Haotian Jade Emperor lasted directly for more than ten days, and it was not until the Queen Mother's soft voice enlightened for a few days that he slowly eased up.
But when the Haotian Jade Emperor sent people to the Western Lingshan to arrest the prisoners, the two saints didn't pay attention to it at all, and the naked contempt made the Haotian Jade Emperor weak.
No way, who makes the family a saint?
Coupled with the previous Yaoji incident, Haotian was calculated but couldn't vent, the two incidents were combined, coupled with the arrogance of the saint's disciples over the years, and finally prompted Haotian to make a decision - to find Dao Ancestor to complain!
But I didn't know that his departure directly led to the birth of the Tribulation, it was really the anger of the Emperor of Heaven, the Three Realms were shaken, and the blood of the immortals flowed into a river!
All this, the Jade Dragon Prince, who was locked up in the Sun Palace, didn't know, if he knew that the God Tribulation was caused by a pair of underwear, he didn't know how many balls he would break. I have to sigh with emotion -- the truth of history is often unexpected.
Western Spirit Mountain.
Zhun Ti walked in from outside with a smile on his face, and when he saw that the guide was still sitting and comprehending the Great Dao, he couldn't help but smile: "Senior brother, that Haotian didn't even think enough to ask me and other saints, I really don't know the so-called ants!"
The guide opened his eyes, looked at the junior brother who was still reminiscent, and sighed softly, this guy still thought that humiliating the Emperor of Heaven was such a refreshing thing, but he didn't know that the catastrophe was coming! Although he didn't know what the catastrophe was, he still smelled a trace of uneasiness when he was strong in his Dao heart.
This leading saint is not like Zhun Ti, he is good at calculation, stronger than forbearance ascetic, for his own junior and younger brothers' actions, although he feels wrong in his heart, but for the sake of the harmony of his senior brothers, it is not easy to attack, I just want Zhun Ti to understand himself one day, do things more restrained, who knows that before Zhun Ti changes, he directly humiliated Haotian.
It's a pity that some things are done, and it's too late to regret them.
A catastrophe that swept the four major sects of Xuanmen is about to be staged. I don't know if there are too many gods involved in the Western Religion, will the Sect still teach people to perish? Will the primitive saints who expound the religion still unite with the West to suppress Tongtian?
(Going out to eat...) This chapter is a little late, sorry. Three chapters will be updated tomorrow)