Chapter Twenty-Four: Bald Donkey!
Bai Suzhen and Xiaoqing are very painful at the moment, of course, this is a metaphor, they don't have this function, well, in fact, it can be said that it is lactic acid... Xu Xian was also shocked to find that the little monk who originally liked to pretend to be an adult in his impression seemed to have suddenly changed as a person, and his whole body was magnificent, and he, a mortal, unconsciously gave birth to an urge to worship under the gaze of Fahai.
"Buddha... Buddha?" Xu Xian was very unsure, the little monk he was looking at now had a majestic image of the Buddha with a head full of bags and as fat as a pig.
Fahai smiled lightly and held the purple gold bowl: "Bai Shi, Qing Shi, how long will you wait to cause trouble in the world?"
Bai Suzhen's face was like paper, and she glanced at Xu Xian, who was still at a loss.
Xiaoqing was a violent temper, and scolded: "The bald donkey who has not been weaned, our sisters are not harmful, you are a fool!"
I saw Fahai, who was still calmly pretending to be a great god just now, his face turned red in an instant, his heart beat faster, and he had the potential of a volcanic eruption.
"Evil obstacles, are you determined to make a move!" Fahai raised his Zen staff, and the nine golden rings on it jingled and rang out, and the light of the Buddha gushed out, which was very beautiful.
Xu Xian didn't understand why this little Buddha wanted to embarrass his wife at the moment, but he and Bai Suzhen were more in love with Jin Jian, and hurriedly blocked Fahai: "How can the master treat a woman like this, not to mention that my husband and wife do more good deeds in this Hangzhou City, why are you bullying me!"
It's a pity that he defined this product too early, Fahai didn't get angry when he saw Xu Xian blocking the way, but looked at him with a smile: "Xu Xianggong, can you know the origin of your wife and sister?"
He and Bai Suzhen met under the rain of West Lake, and they became husband and wife after falling in love at first sight, and as far as Bai Suzhen said, her family is a wealthy family in Suzhou, because her father forced her to marry, she ran away from home and came to Hangzhou.
In this way, when they got married, they did not have the woman's parents, which has always been a pain in Xu Xian's heart, and it is precisely because of this that he gave up the imperial examination and turned to study medicine, because he is self-aware, as a typical stupid person, he has no talent in the imperial examination, but is very talented in medicine. I want to visit my father-in-law after I have achieved success in this area.
“... Could it be that the master blames me for the union of husband and wife, without the words of matchmaking, and the appointment of my parents?" Xu Xian looked at Fahai weakly, and muttered in his heart: When will the monk also take care of this ritual matter?
Hearing this, Fahai stumbled and almost fell: "Nonsense! Lao Qu doesn't care if you get married or cheat or go to the Qinglou! Lao Ge means that the two women behind you are not people!"
As soon as these words came out, Xu Xian was completely angered, and he saw that his face turned red instantly, and he rolled up his sleeves and scolded: "You are not human!"
Fahai was stunned for a moment, and replied in a daze: "Lao Wei is indeed not a human, Lao Gao has already attained the immortal Dao..."
"Nan no Amitabha... Lao Wei is not angry, not angry..."After self-hypnosis, Fahai smiled at Xu Xian, who was still angry: "Xu Xianggong misunderstood Lao Gan, presumably Xu Xianggong also saw that Lao Gao is a real Buddhist immortal person, and the two behind you..."
"Xianggong, the slave family feels a little dizzy, let's ignore this crazy monk..."Before Fahai finished speaking, Bai Suzhen walked up, grabbed Xu Xian's hand and wanted to leave the restaurant, Xiaoqing glared at Fahai hatefully, and also set up his brother-in-law.
As soon as the three of them walked to the door of the room, a golden Zen staff was laid across in front of them: "Two female donors, people and demons have different paths, why don't you let go of Xu Xianggong quickly and return to Jinshan with the old man to be punished!"
Rumble!
Xu Xian, who was still immersed in anger just now, felt that his mind exploded violently, demon?
"You... What are you talking about?" Xu Xian ignored Bai Suzhen's pull, turned his head violently, and stared at Fahai.
"Your wife is a snake demon who has cultivated for thousands of years, and this Qing'er girl is a five-hundred-year-old green snake, so Xu Xianggong understands?"
Fahai's words were like rows of silver needles, piercing into Xu Xian's heart.
Xu Xian gasped violently a few times, looked at his sad wife, and muttered, "Impossible... Impossible..."
"Snap" shook off Bai Suzhen's hand, ran to Fahai, grabbed Fahai's collar and shouted: "Stinky monk, you lie to me! You lie to me!"
Fahai looked at Xu Xian calmly, and the purple gold bowl in his hand suddenly rose: "Look behind you!"
"Ahh
Two terrible screams came from behind Xu Xian, but Bai Suzhen and Xiaoqing didn't expect Fahai to sneak attack, and they were illuminated by the golden light of the purple gold bowl, and their bodies twitched violently a few times, and snake scales appeared!
"Shhh
Xu Xian turned around and saw the form of the two, and stepped back in fear, shouting in his mouth: "Monster!
Bai Suzhen is a white snake who has practiced for thousands of years, and she has the authentic exercises of Xuanmen, although she was caught off guard and was injured by Fahai's bowl and revealed her true appearance, she quickly suppressed it.
But looking at Xu Xian's indifferent and frightened eyes, his heart was already discouraged: "Husband..."
A thousand years ago, you were a shepherd boy, I was a white snake, you saved me, I fell in love with you.
A thousand years later, I am Susu, you are Chinese, I met you, you fell in love with me.
It's just, why are you so strange and cold at this moment?
"Youkai... Monster..."Xu Xian shrank to the foot of the wall, avoiding Bai Suzhen's eyes in fear, the once strong husband and wife love has long dissipated, and all that remains is fear and resentment... Zhang Zilong looked at Xu Xian coldly, looking at this plot that he had seen countless times in his previous life, this is Xu Xian, a self-proclaimed infatuated Xu Xian Xu Hanwen! As in the legend, after he learned that Bai Suzhen was not a human, all the friendship in his heart disappeared, only endless fear and hatred, wishing that Bai Suzhen would die directly, making him forget that he had been entangled with a snake!
"Rubbish!"
The sixth princess was more direct than Zhang Zilong, looking at Xu Xian and scolding disdainfully, looking at the calm and calm look of Yue'er beside her, Xu Xian is still a man, or Bai Suzhen's husband!
In fact, they overestimated Yue'er, because after experiencing the attack of yin ghosts before, and after the six princesses often showed some incredible abilities, Yue'er said that she was desperate for this normally normal world.
"Amitabha, Xu Xianggong doesn't have to be afraid, Lao Wei came this time to kill demons!"
Bai Suzhen is already six gods and no master at the moment, only Xiaoqing is still normal, she coldly glanced at the strange Xu Xian and Buddha Yuan's gushing Fahai, knowing that it may be difficult to escape today, Suo surname fought with this monk who ruined her sister's happiness, and slaughtered the ruthless negative man by the way!
"Bald donkey, look at the sword!" Xiao Qing thought of it and did it, and he already held a cyan sword in his hand at some point, and a blue light instantly hit Fahai.
Although Fahai and Xiaoqing are almost the same age, human beings are the darlings of the Heavenly Dao, the body of the Great Dao, and they are not much faster than these demon clans in terms of cultivation, but Bai Suzhen is one level weaker than him, let alone Xiaoqing!
"Om!" Fahai's robe agitated, coldly spit out a word, and Xiaoqing's sword light was instantly dissolved by the Buddha's light.
"Well!"
After breaking the attack, Fahai then said a word, although his mouth was not open, but the voice was like an ancient bell, deafening, and the Buddha light on his body was also several layers stronger.
"What!"
"Horn!"
"Mi!"
Zhang Zilong grabbed Yue'er and quickly retreated, jumped out of the restaurant directly, and fell on the street, the sixth princess naturally didn't care about him, how could she be injured by a little Jinxian level Buddhist disciple at the level of a small golden immortal, but Xu Xian was more tragic.
"Boom!"
The restaurant collapsed directly, looking at Xu Xian's shaky swaying, Bai Suzhen, who looked stiff, suddenly came to her senses, screamed sadly and turned into Bai Lian, rolled up Xu Xian and flew out.
Xiaoqing was ready to run away after missing the blow, but who knew that her sister actually broke into the Buddha's light in order to save Xu Xian, stomped her feet hatefully, and followed.
Fahai was like a round of sun, floating in mid-air, watching Bai Suzhen break into his Buddha light, and sneered in his heart: Idiot!
"Immovable Ming King Seal!"
Fahai raised the purple gold bowl and faced Bai Lian is secret method of attacking Buddhism!
I saw that the immeasurable golden light quickly turned into a Ming King, and smashed on Bai Suzhen's back, Bai Suzhen didn't dare to turn around to resist in order to protect Xu Xian, so she had to condense the immortal yuan behind her back, but to no avail.
After the blessing of the five-character mantra, the Buddha Yuan has climbed to the peak of the Golden Immortal, and the King of Fudo Ming has the ability to destroy the heavens and the earth, but fortunately, he took care of the common people and tried to control the scope of the attack to a minimum, so that the city of Hangzhou did not suffer from the catastrophe.
Rao is like this, and the buildings near the restaurant have also turned into ashes, and the mortals in them... I can only consider myself unlucky.
"Poof!"
Bai Suzhen was hit hard, and spurted out a mouthful of essence blood, all of which was sprinkled on the panicked Xu Xian's face, and then stumbled and rolled to the ground, and Xu Xian was also thrown out.
Fahai couldn't control King Ming, and caught Xu Xian who flew out, in fact, Bai Suzhen didn't come to save Xu Xian just now, Fahai himself would protect him, it's only to blame Bai Suzhen for being too affectionate, and he is already a little stupid..."Sister!" Xiaoqing flew to Bai Suzhen's side and hugged her, Bai Suzhen held up her spirit, and when she saw that Xu Xian was fine, she breathed a sigh of relief: "Ahem..."
"Youkai! Who wants you to save me with fake kindness!"
At this moment, Xu Xian was above the King of Fudo Ming, and roared at Bai Suzhen hatefully, so angry that Zhang Zilong, who was watching next to him, almost killed this guy..."Go, clean up Fahai and the idiot man for this seat!" Xiaoqing, who was so angry with Xu Xian, suddenly heard a voice reach his ears, followed by the sudden emergence of Pang ** force.
Surprised, he didn't care where this mana came from, and after putting Bai Suzhen away, he instigated a huge amount of mana to meet Fahai: "Bald donkey!
She's already mad
(To be continued)