Chapter 0008: The Sin of Huaibi
"Are you going to get smaller?" Ling Yun exclaimed in surprise.
"What's so strange about that. I can still get bigger. Xiao Taishen said, and suddenly turned into a giant three feet high.
"Hey, it's fun, it's fun! Teach me, okay?" Ling Yun cheered.
"It's okay to teach you. But you don't have enough skills now, and you can't change even if you are taught. Xiao Taishen pondered and said, "If you want to learn, you can practice, starting with the basics." When you get to the point of transformation, you can change. ”
"How long does it take to practice transformation?" Ling Yun asked expectantly.
Xiao Taishen looked up to the sky and thought: "A stupid person can't practice in his life." A person who has a little bit of creation will have to be three or four hundred years. But you, you've been transformed by my aura, and it's been about one or two hundred years. ”
"What? one or two hundred years?" Ling Yun glared and shouted: "I'm afraid that in less than a hundred years, I'll die!
"Who told you not to eat my feet. If you want to eat it, you don't dare to say it, you are the physique of shit, and you can live for a thousand years!"
"You just cut the heel and blow it to death! Hey, no, the thousand-year-old king and eighty-thousand-year-old turtle, aren't you scolding me?" Ling Yun shouted.
"The heart of a villain!" Xiao Taishen shook his head again and again.
"Hey, what do you mean by blowing the heel cut to death?" Xiao Taishen suddenly remembered and asked.
"To kill a pig, you have to blow to remove the hair. Don't you know? Kill pigs and blow ass, layman!" Ling Yun smiled evilly.
"You call me a pig?"
"I didn't say you were a pig. I mean you're bragging!" Ling Yun was overjoyed.
"Didn't you mean bragging, why did you brag again?" Xiao Taishen was puzzled.
"I don't even know how to blow the air. It seems that you are really stupid here. Hurry up and go out with me and open your eyes!" Ling Yun exclaimed, shaking his head.
"Why did it become blowing again? What the hell are you blowing?" Xiao Taishen became more and more confused.
"Bragging!haha......" Ling Yun couldn't help but laugh.
"It's really a day in the cave, and it's been a thousand years in the world. Xiao Taishen shook his head again and again, muttering: "I really have to go and see it." Otherwise, you don't understand anything. Isn't it in vain that this great creation has been wasted? ”
Ling Yun smiled: "That's right."
"Not good!" Xiao Taishen's face changed greatly, his nose twitched rapidly, sniffed into the air, his eyes swept to the sky like a meteor catching the moon, and said in horror: "There are many people flying here, they must be here to catch me." I've got to hide. But where am I hiding?"
The little lady is in a hurry.
"Who wants to arrest you, why do you want to arrest you?" Ling Yun also followed Xiao Taishen's gaze, looking around.
"Didn't I tell you, half of me is Tai Sui, and the other half is ginseng fruit. They came for my ginseng fruit. Xiao Taishen stomped his feet.
After all, Lingyun is from a great family. I still know more about the efficacy of ginseng fruit. Hearing Ginseng Tai Sui say this, he immediately understood the strict nature of the problem. His eyes rolled around, and he hurriedly came up with an idea: "You go back to the original soil!"
"No, since they've discovered the aura here, they'll find a way to find me. Xiao Taishen shook his head again and again.
"Then you become smaller, and hide in my arms. Ling Yun hurriedly opened his arms.
"No, I'm hiding, but the aura can't be hidden. The little lady jumped to her feet in a hurry.
"Isn't there a way to hide the aura?" Ling Yun asked calmly.
"Yes, dripping blood on me can cover the aura. Xiao Taishen hurriedly said.
"Then what are you waiting for, get smaller!" Ling Yun shouted in a low voice, put his hand into his mouth and was about to bite, but suddenly changed his mind, quickly took off the shoe on his left foot, lifted his own foot, and bit the big toe to bleed. took the ginseng Tai Sui, which had become the size of a finger, and rubbed it on the stinky toes, and saw that the ginseng Tai Sui was stained red with blood. He didn't hide the ginseng Tai Sui in his arms, but put him in his mouth at once.
"What are you doing, you want to swallow me first?" the little lady shouted urgently.
"Don't scream, get smaller, or I won't be able to hide you." Ling Yun whispered indistinctly.
Although Xiao Taishen is not very proficient in worldly things, he is also an old man. In an instant, he understood Ling Yun's intentions, and hurriedly continued to get smaller, hiding in Ling Yun's mouth.
Lingyun put on his shoes unhurriedly, faced the lake, sat on the stone railing, his legs wandered, and sang: "The river has no head, the sea is boundless, the cow has no teeth, and the dog has no liver......"
Boom, several people landed in the pavilion, and one of them grabbed Ling Yun by the back of the neck and pulled him over.
"Oh, who, what are you doing...... Ling Yun screamed indiscriminately, his eyes rolling around, observing the visitor.
The visitors were three magicians, wearing black cockscomb hats and black magic robes. They are all tall and strong, fierce-eyed people. And they all were surprised, staring at Ling Yun greedily.
The magician who grabbed Ling Yun bent his arm and brought Ling Yun in front of him, twitching his nose and sniffing vigorously as he watched carefully.
It seems that Lingyun is regarded as a delicacy, and he can't swallow it in one bite.
"Hey, what kind of monster are you? My meat is sour and smelly, I can't eat it......" Ling Yun exclaimed in horror.
With a "poof", Ling Yun let out a loud fart and shouted: "Put me down! I want to......
"Senior brother, this is not a ginseng doll. Ginseng dolls don't fart and don't poop. A stunned magician shouted.
"Have you eaten a 10,000-year-old ginseng doll?" The magician holding Ling Yun asked, covering his nose with his left hand, stretching his right hand as straight as possible, sending Ling Yun as far as possible.
"No, my little brother hasn't eaten it. The stunned magician shook his head and smiled.
"I haven't eaten it, how do you know that ginseng dolls don't poop and fart?" asked another grim-looking magician.
"The master didn't say that ginseng dolls would poop and ......"
"Don't fight! you take him over there to, take care of him!" The magician holding Ling Yun interrupted the stunned magician and handed Ling Yun to him. The nose inhaled, and the eyes rolled around.
The stunned magician, carrying Ling Yun, rushed to the canopy of the big welcome pine on the edge of the pavilion to.
The magician with a cold face looked at the magician who was looking around and asked, "Senior brother, isn't this kid the 10,000-year-old ginseng fruit?"
The magician, who was called the senior brother, glanced at the grim-faced magician, smiled faintly, and asked rhetorically, "Have you ever seen a ginseng doll that fart and shit?"
"This ......" the grim-faced magician was speechless.
The magician who took the lead muttered while looking around: "The aura is soaring, and the smell can be smelled hundreds of miles away." It must be the birth of the 10,000-year-old ginseng fruit. But how did you get here, but the aura and fragrance faded. Could it be that the 10,000-year-old ginseng fruit has escaped from danger......"
"Will it be eaten by that kid?" asked the grim-looking magician.
"No, you can't. The leading magician looked at Ling Yun, who was pooping on the pine canopy, shaking his head and laughing: "Although that kid has a unique physique and bones, he hasn't eaten the ginseng doll. The 10,000-year-old ginseng fruit gathers the spirit of heaven and earth. Although there is no way to attack, there is also a way to escape. It's not this kid who doesn't know any magic and Taoism, he can catch it. ”
"Then where did this ginseng fruit go, did it burrow into this lake?" asked the grim-faced magician, looking at the lake.
"Unlikely. The magician who took the lead shook his head slightly and said, "I have already used the spiritual thoughts of Zhou Tianda's search to visit the bottom of the lake. No aura fluctuations were found. ”
"Could it be that the 10,000-year-old ginseng doll has restrained its aura?" asked the grim-faced magician again.
The leading magician shook his head again and again: "My Demon Heaven Sect's Great Zhou Tian Search Spirit Recipe is not something that this 10,000-year-old ginseng fruit can dodge. I think someone used some prohibition or magic weapon to put away the ginseng fruit. Gotta hurry up and ask the kid if anyone else has been here. If someone gets ahead of the curve, it's not going to be easy...... Oh no, why did so many people come here all at once......"
It was dark. The wind is blowing. In all directions, dozens of people appeared like birds.
Some fall on the ridge, others hover around stone pavilions. There were also a few more, standing in the air, examining the three magicians, looking at their surroundings and shapes.
"Damn, these old monsters are here too. The grim-faced magician swore his foul mouth and scolded in a low voice: "Senior brother, I'm afraid things are going to be difficult! I don't know if the master can come?"
"Whisper! The ears of the old monsters are not decorations. Let them hear you scold him, even if he doesn't kill us, give you and me a few slaps, and don't bear it?"
The leading magician whispered nervously: "The master is thousands of miles away, how can he come here in a hurry? ”
As he spoke, the leading magician raised his head, facing the few people standing in the sky, holding his magic wand high in both hands, looking around at Shi Li, and said in a loud voice with a smile:
"Seniors, there is a long way to go! A few seniors, how can Yaxing come to this Buzhou Mountain? I have always been polite to the three brothers!"
"Hmph!" The man in the west is also a magician, but he is wearing a big red magic robe and a big red cockscomb magic hat on his head. A large face, blue and black, extremely indifferent. Sitting cross-legged in the air, as if sitting on a magic seat, awe-inspiring and inviolable. Answer with a snort.
"Karma, your master is still alive, right?
It was an old farmer from the south who said this. This person is dry and thin, with hanging eyebrows, triangular eyes, a nose facing the sky, and a fire mouth. The face is extremely funny, and the hippie smiles.
But the words are exceedingly vicious. It's obviously a question, but it's a curse in his bones.
This person is the cave master of the Shenwu Cave of the Southern Red Fire Continent, surnamed Bo Xi, named Wan Zi, and calls himself a small farmer. Because he was yin and stubborn, he was renamed Bo Xi Crooked Boy.
"Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable!" was a Taoist priest to the north, shaking the dust in his left hand and saluting with his right palm.
The Taoist priest is full of red light, and the treasure is solemn. However, although he tried his best to move closer to the direction of Sven and solemn, how he looked at it, how he looked like a butcher.
"No need to be polite!" was a Confucian scholar to the east, who waved his hand calmly. He smiled kindly and asked, "Karma, have you found the ginseng fruit?"
When everyone heard this, their faces immediately changed.