Chapter 0060 - Stealing Fun
Shui Guitang covered his stomach with a smile, and shouted happily: "Of course I'm going back to the princess." When you come, didn't you make an appointment, once you get separated from the accident, you will go back to the princess directly!"
"That's right. Why didn't I forget about it? It's all this damn silver......" Xiao Taishen muttered: "100,000 taels of silver"
"Haha......" Shui Guitang finally couldn't help it and laughed.
"What are you laughing at? Drinking the urine of the Xi mother-in-law? Choking on your mother-in-law's fart?"
Xiao Taishen shouted angrily: "I just got it...... Ah, no. Before he got it, he lost the 100,000 taels of silver that he was about to get it. What are you laughing at......
The two of them, one depressed and the other happy, noisily returned to Princess Lina's residence.
As soon as he entered the door, Shui Guitang took out the emperor's father-in-law, who was also Lingyun's quasi-father-in-law, and gave the fifty taels of silver, and Ali, the subordinate who opened the door, commanded magnificently:
"Ali, take this money and go to the street to buy good food and drink. Buy whatever is expensive. You must spend all this money on me!"
"Are you crazy? aren't you going to use this ingot as a family heirloom?"
"Five-flowered horses, golden qiu, Hu'er will exchange for fine wine, and eliminate eternal sorrow with you"
Shui Guitang sang the famous sentences of the Tang Empire in the Middle Earth Continent, the great poet immortal, and happily replied to Xiao Taishen. It was too much to roll your eyes.
"Childe, you don't need it. There is everything to eat and drink in the house. Ali excused himself.
"There is in the house, it is in the house, this is a little bit of me. Shui Guitang said resolutely.
"Childe, please don't be embarrassed. ”
Ali firmly excused himself: "The little one is not the princess's family slave, and it is not easy to find this job." Childe, don't smash Ali's job, don't you win?"
Ali finally even used Zhongzhou dialect.
"Forget it. I'll do it myself. "The water returned to the pond was not disappointing at all, and he happily took back the silver.
Xiao Taishen stepped forward, pulled the water back to the pond, made him squat, and touched his head.
Confused, he muttered: "This is not a fever, why do you have to spend all the family heirlooms?
Shui Guitang ignored Xiao Taishen and excitedly circled around the hall. Hum a local drama as you turn.
"Crazy, crazy. The child ran away, this one is crazy. I can't live this day. Little Lady muttered.
"Who's running away, who's crazy?" Princess Lina answered.
"You—didn't you run?" Xiao Taishen saw Ling Yun behind Princess Linna, and asked happily.
"What am I running? I'm chasing someone. Ling Yun shouted, "Who do you say is crazy?"
"Ah, our Patrolman. Isn't it crazy to spend your heirlooms and feast?"
Xiao Taishen muttered with his mouth the water that was circling in the hall with great interest.
"What heirloom?" asked Ling Yun and Princess Linna inexplicably.
"It's the ingot of silver that your father-in-law gave. Didn't he always cover it or cover it, like a family heirloom? Xiao Taishen said.
Princess Linna and Ling Yun looked at Shuiguitang and felt that it was indeed abnormal.
The water returns to the pond and turns a blind eye to their return. With his hands behind his back and his head held high, he paced in the hall. His face was full of red light, he grinned widely, and hummed a minor tune while laughing.
"Hey, brother, what's wrong with you?" Ling Yun walked over and slapped the water back to the pond.
"Not much ......"
Shui Guitang was excited, came back to his senses, and said with a smile: "You guys are back?"
"It's not quite normal, how can you say he's crazy?" Ling Yun turned around and asked Xiao Taishen.
"He's crazy!" said the water to the pond.
"You're not crazy, why are you smirking vigorously, like drinking the urine of the Xi Po Niang. Xiao Taishen rolled her eyes.
"The secret of heaven must not be revealed!" Shui Guitang shouted happily:
"Now that your master has returned, I have gone out into the street to buy food and drink. Princess, please command a servant to carry something with me. I'm going to have a big feast today!"
"Bad vinegar, bad vinegar. This person is really crazy......" Xiao Taishen shook his head again and again.
Shui Guitang ignored Xiao Taishen and went out to purchase in a hurry.
Huren Street is a unique street. It's all the pattern of the front store and the back house.
The Hu people who lived on Huren Street were either wealthy merchants or envoys.
The Hu people are different from the Wuji Empire, the gentlemen are far away from cooking, and the sages are not stained with copper stench.
Once you become an official or become famous, even if you love money like your life and treat food as a beauty, you have to pretend to stay away from places such as copper odor and kitchen fish shops.
Hu people are not like this, no matter how big the official is, no matter how high the title is, he will do business when he should do business, he will make money when he should make money, and he will go to the kitchen when he should go to the kitchen.
This is also the reason why Linna, as a princess, actually showed up and greeted business in person.
Therefore, most of the shops on Huren Street are opened by royals, royal families, ministers, envoys and other people from various countries.
Shui Guitang took his subordinate Ali with him, and he was familiar with the road, and soon purchased a lot of wine and delicacies. Due to the large number of things bought, each store sent men to deliver things.
The kung fu is not very good, and behind Shui Guitang and Ali, he followed a team of people and horses, carrying those who carried, those who carried, those who carried, and those who carried the most beautiful ones, which were on top.
The group returned to the alley where Princess Lina lived, and collided head-on with another group of people.
This team of people is much more majestic than the team of Shuiguitang.
The gongs and drums in front opened the way, and there were twenty strong men in the middle, carrying ten gold-painted boxes carried by two people, and behind them were eight pairs of poles pressing the array. Send the girl to marry, and marry the new daughter-in-law.
When this group of people and horses was about to reach the mouth of the alley, first the guns roared, and then the crowd played in unison, and the gongs and drums were noisy and lively.
When the water returned to the pond, he was overjoyed, and his big teeth were about to erupt. He ran towards Princess Linna's mansion, and as soon as he entered the door, he shouted: "Coming, coming......"
"What's coming?" Linna and Ling Yun were taken aback. Linna hurriedly helped Ling Yun and covered her face with a veil.
"The money is coming, the silver is coming!" shouted Shui Guitang with joy.
"Bad vinegar, this person is really crazy!" Xiao Taishen shouted in surprise: "Poor! For a few taels of silver, a good patrolman has been made crazy." ”
"Brother, what kind of money, can you make it clear?" Ling Yun hurriedly asked as he straightened his veil.
"Keju Guild, we've sent us the money we won! ”
Shui Guitang jumped to his feet and laughed: "I already knew that they would have to send the silver. I just didn't expect it to ...... so soon."
"Really, and this good thing?"
Xiao Taishen shouted in surprise: "Didn't we run away, why don't we return the silver?"
Shui Guitang happily shouted: "You don't understand this." Our Zhongzhou is the hometown of etiquette. Although everyone loves to gamble, they are ashamed to talk about money. Anywhere and on any occasion, if you win money, you can't rush it. There is no need to urge, there will naturally be rich and poor gambling money clubs or corresponding guilds to send the silver. ”