Chapter 0015: Flim Flam
In an instant, the heaven and earth were empty, and only Ling Yun and Bai Yu Qingyun were left.
The autumn wind also sounded on the ground.
Autumn in the mountains is already very cold, and most people have to wear jackets.
But Ling Yun, who was bare-assed, didn't feel a trace of chill.
Even Bai Yu Qingyun couldn't help but be secretly surprised.
"Boy, tell me the truth, what is your last name, where did you come from?"
Bai Yu Qingyun suddenly straightened his face, and asked sharply: "Do you really worship me as a teacher?" I'm not a human slaughter Bao Yan, and the Great Magician of Baili, don't try to deceive me!"
"I didn't want to lie to the master. I'm just kidding their fools. My surname is Ling, my name is Lingyun, and I am from Lingjia Town on the other side of the mountain......"
Ling Yun forcibly endured the grief and indignation in his heart, and said truthfully and falsely: "Because I burned other people's houses, I can't go back." Please also ask the master to take it in. ”
"That's right. So, you really can't go home?" Bai Yuqingyun smiled.
"I can't go back. If you go back and get caught, you will die immediately. Ling Yun smiled bitterly.
"Then do you really want to worship me as a teacher?" Bai Yu Qingyun was overjoyed.
"I really want to! I want to learn to ride the clouds and mist, and I want to be an immortal!" Ling Yun nodded yearningly.
"In that case, then you should go back with your teacher first. Go back and look for an opportunity and then inform your family. Save them from worrying. ”
"Master, where is this place, how far is it from my house?" Ling Yun hurriedly asked.
"It's more than a thousand miles from where you said. Separated by countless mountains and rivers, how did you get here as a child?" Bai Yuqingyun was puzzled.
"I don't know. Ling Yun shook his head.
Ling Yun was slightly relieved. More than a thousand miles, the enemy probably can't find it for a while.
Originally, he still wanted to tentatively ask about the forbidden land, but he was afraid that Bai Yuqingyun would be suspicious.
Thinking that it might be himself, he was washed out of the underground river, and was washed out of the place of death, and rushed out of the land of more than a thousand miles, this is too mysterious, right?
Ling Yun was puzzled, and he didn't dare to ask, so he could only swallow his stomach full of questions.
Bai Yu Qingyun took off his coat and wrapped it around Ling Yun. smiled: "Let's make do with it first." Go back to town and buy you clothes. Boy, there's yours too. After a while, he will become a rich man. More than 100,000 taels of silver were in hand, and two treasures were also covered. I really don't know if it's a blessing or a curse. Sue you, after entering the palace, you are not allowed to cheat and fool around, do you know it?"
"Yes. The master is a righteous gentleman, and the disciple must also be a small righteous gentleman. ”
Ling Yun grinned and said, "Disciples only deceive those who should be deceived. For a righteous gentleman, a disciple will never be deceived. ”
"I hope so. Otherwise, I will smash your ass for the teacher! These silver taels and treasures will be collected for you by the teacher first. When you're older, you'll be able to protect yourself. I'll give it back to you. ”
Bai Yu Qingyun shook his sleeves and put away all the silver and silver tickets.
Ling Yun hurriedly handed the ring given to him by Bo Xi Crooked Boy and also handed it to Bai Yu Qingyun.
Bai Yu Qingyun looked at Ling Yun, shook his head inexplicably, took the ring, and said go.
With a flick of the big sleeves, the clear light flashed, rolled up the clouds, and took off.
After flying away from the dangerous place, Bai Yu Qingyun fell to the ground, carrying Ling Yun with him, and launched the Land Flying Technique.
He is not an immortal after all, and it is okay to fly for a short time, relying on flying machines or flying skills. After a long time, I can't bear it. Generally, only particularly difficult roads are solved by flying.
Two days later, in the flight, a huge blue lotus flower swooped in on him.
It made Lingyun's heart feel relaxed.
After two breaths, Ling Yun realized that it was a mountain like a lotus flower.
The mountain peaks are majestic and dangerous, the mountains are steep, the walls stand thousands of miles, the peaks are quite beautiful, and they are steep and majestic.
"Master, master, stop, it's about to hit the mountain!" Ling Yun exclaimed.
"Hehe, silly boy. Have you ever heard of the phrase Wangshan running a dead horse? Although the master's flying skills are good, it takes a few breaths to hit the mountain. ”
Bai Yu Qingyun said with a smile: "Besides, the master doesn't dare to fly towards that mountain peak." There lived our Immortal Ancestor of Taihua Mountain, and no one dared to fly over it. We, Xiyue disciples, can't fly within ten miles of this peak. We must remember! If we violate, we will be guilty of deceiving our teachers and destroying our ancestors! Okay, let's go down and buy you a few sets of clothes. ”
As he spoke, the white jade clouds fell to the ground like meteors.
Ling Yun was so frightened that he shouted: "Master, slow down, slow down, don't break your legs!"
Bai Yu Qingyun, who was provoked, couldn't help laughing, slowed down his descent, and said with a smile: "Kid, aren't you quite guts? In front of so many fierce giant arms and disciples of the major sects, you dare to pretend to be a ghost." Slaughtering the great evil as a pig, why did you become so bold now?"
"I wasn't a wild child running for my life at that time, if I wasn't a chicken thief, I had to be devoured by them. How can it be the same as now. The old man of the saint did not say that a gentleman does not stand under a dangerous wall. ”
Ling Yun grinned and said, "I am now a disciple of my master, and my life is guaranteed." You have to follow the gentleman's words and deeds and demand yourself. You can't let the master's name stink casually. ”
"Stinky boy, what have you become, how can you be such a chicken thief? covered up his timidity in the past, and slapped the master's ass. It's so comfortable to shoot, you can't accept it if you want to. You said you are such an elf, how can you recklessly burn down other people's houses......" Bai Yu Qingyun shook his head again and again in confusion.
"Manly man, if you don't do something, you must do something!" Ling Yunyan said seriously.
"Well, that's right! Men should be like that! But in the future, don't dare to be a daredevil!"
Bai Yu Qingyun laughed and fell in a remote place outside the market town.
Put down Lingyun and strode towards the market town.
"Master, wait a minute...... Ouch......" Lingyun shouted, stumbling and eating.
Bai Yuqingyun looked back and was overjoyed.
His robe was too big, and even though Ling Yun was fourteen years old, he was too small, and his robe was still a big stumbling block. Ling Yun didn't pay attention and stumbled on a big horse.
Bai Yu Qingyun turned around and pulled Ling Yun up, lifted his robe upward, tied a knot in his waist, and said with a smile: "It's okay this time, let's go." ”
"Ouch......" Ling Yun shouted again.
Bai Yu Qingyun looked back and saw Ling Yun's white and chubby little feet, writhing like a woman on the ground.
He pondered for a while, and said a little sternly: "If you have to endure hardship, you will become a master! If you want to learn immortal arts, you can't endure such hardships? If you can't endure hardships, you better go home!"
Bai Yu Qingyun said this, turned around and strode away.
After walking for a while, I heard Ling Yun panting to follow.
Bai Yu Qingyun's ears moved, and when he heard Ling Yun's footsteps, he was not barefoot.
Looking back, the big robe on Ling Yun's body, the two sleeves were gone, and they were tied to his feet.
Bai Yu Qingyun said angrily with a little cry and laughter: "Boy, Zi said, a meal is not easy to come by. How did you ruin the master's new robe?"
Ling Yun replied with a smile: "Master, Zi said, you can't get tired of eating...... Make the most of it. ”
"Which Holy Son said that the clothes are used to the fullest, why doesn't the master know?" Bai Yu Qingyun was a little confused.
"Master, the latter sentence is what I said from this kid. Ling Yun replied with a smile.
"You ......" Bai Yuqingyun opened his mouth and laughed.
"Master, don't be angry. When you get to town, I'll buy you ten sets of good clothes and compensate you!"
Ling Yun said with a grin: "I am also a local tyrant now, we are not short of money." Money is a bastard, and you can earn it when you spend it all. Money is a cheap seed, and the more you spend it, the more you spill it. Zi said, the daughter is scattered and comes back, and it doesn't cost an empty ......"
"Shut up!" Bai Yu Qingyun shouted: "Stinky boy, who did you learn this from, and you still have one set?"
"Mr. Beigong, the chief Keju master of the Holy Heaven today. Ling Yun replied solemnly.
"You—How did you know the current Holy Juju Master?" Bai Yu Qingyun asked suspiciously.
Ling Yun paused, and said that he was out of his mouth without paying attention. If you really should say that sentence, you will lose too many words.
Ling Yun hurriedly covered up: "Hehe, the saint said that he provoked bees and butterflies and ruined the atmosphere of the capital. Fill him up in the army and send him to our Lingjia Town. Everyone said that he was crazy, and no one paid attention to him, so I was good with him, and he and I became year-old buddies who talked about everything. He said, "He was reluctant to spend all the money that the Holy God had given him, but he had saved it up." As a result, the saint raided the house and took it all back. Regretting it, his intestines almost didn't break eighteen knots. He cried a handful of snot and tearful tears and said to me that the most painful thing in life was that he had money that he didn't spend. He taught me to spend money as soon as possible. Otherwise, when you get up the next morning, you don't know whose money it is. ”
"It's nonsense!" Bai Yuqingyun reprimanded: "Once you enter the Xiyue Palace, you are not allowed to be oily and slippery! Otherwise, be careful of your ass!"
"Yes, master. Ling Yun said with a smile: "Zi said, learn from someone, and dance with a wizard." In the past, the disciples didn't touch good people, so they were naturally oily and slippery. Now that I have followed the master, I will definitely be a little righteous gentleman in the future!"
"That's it, don't talk anymore! Otherwise, I'll send you back to Lingjia Town immediately!"