Chapter 24: Drunkenness
The mahogany square table was set up on the fox skin carpet, and Yun Xian and Lian Yue'er sat opposite each other. The food and wine on the table are extremely sumptuous.
"First of all, I will sell the first painting for you, cheers!" Lian Yue'er and Yun Xian clinked glasses, and the two of them drank it all.
Lian Yue'er obviously doesn't look like a capable drinker, every time she toasts, she drinks it all, fast and urgently. Only half an hour had passed, and the first jar of wine had been drunk by two people who didn't drink much. And Lian Yue'er was strong in wine, and then opened the second jar of wine.
"The county lord can't drink anymore!" Yun Xian hurriedly stopped.
Feeling a little wrong, Lian Yue'er seems to want to get both of them drunk, and has been looking for strange reasons to toast.
You must know that this kind of wine is not an ordinary wine, it is made from strange fruits that absorb the vitality of heaven and earth in the mountains and wilderness. Warriors, you will get drunk if you eat it.
"Take it away, I am the county lord, you are the guard, my words are orders!" Lian Yue'er's face was serious.
When Yun Xian took it away, Lian Yue'er changed back to laughing.
Looking at Lian Yue'er's cute appearance, Yun Xian sighed with emotion. If Lian Yue'er knew Yun Xian's identity, she could be sure that she would no longer be this innocent face, but a demon and a fierce spirit in hell.
However, under this strong wine, Yun Xian also felt that his heart was beating faster, and his face became hot. Something pressed down on my chest, and it was extremely uncomfortable.
"Drink hard, don't look like a man!"
Hearing Lian Yue'er's words, Yun Xian suddenly had a nameless fire rushing to his brain in his heart.
"!"
Yun Xian directly raised his wine glass and drank it all.
Three jars of wine were drunk in a row, and the fourth jar was opened by Yun Xian. At this time, both of them were very red, and they gradually talked more.
"Do you think I look like Liu Yunxian?" Yun Xian said incoherently.
Shenyu was startled and hurriedly said, "Are you stupid?"
Suddenly, when Lian Yue'er heard Yun Xian's words, her face suddenly became serious, staring at Yun Xian.
"No! He doesn't have half your effort! If I let him stay in one place for a month, let alone a month, three days, for me, he won't be able to do it!"
"Haha! I can't do it for three days, come and toast!"
Yun Xian took the initiative to raise a glass, and even Yue'er smiled and toasted.
"You two are crazy," Shenyu looked helpless. Fortunately, Lian Yue'er is not drunk now, otherwise, Yun Xian's question is likely to arouse her vigilance.
Immediately, Lian Yue'er put away her smiling face and burped again, and her eyes showed a strong disdain.
"He's a coward, he's not a man in my eyes!"
"Smack!" Yun Xian slapped the table suddenly, then supported the wine table with both hands, stared at Lian Yue'er and said loudly: "Why? The Liu family is bigger than your Lian family, he will not accommodate you like Chai Fan in front of you, he doesn't want to be fierce with you, he loves you! He can be more fierce than you!"
The last few words Yun Xian almost roared.
Lian Yue'er pointed at Yun Xian and said with a smile: "He is more fierce than me than Hiccup! He can't beat me! Haha! He can't beat me, because he has poor talent, and he doesn't want to practice martial arts!"
Yun Xian, who was originally roaring, also laughed and said, "That's right, he really can't beat you, but one day he can beat you!"
"Hee-hee, Cheers to the one day you can win me!"
"Cheers!"
The two of them clinked glasses and drank them all.
After drinking, Lian Yue'er stood up crookedly.
"Let's continue to practice our swords!"
With a pop, Lian Yue'er fell on the fox skin carpet.
"Haha!
As soon as Yun Xian remembered it, the whole person was lying on the carpet like mud.
Xiaoxiao came out of Yun Xian's collar and looked at the four jars of wine that had been opened on the table.
"How did this thing make them both insane at the same time?"
Xiao Xiao jumped on the table and shook the jar, the third jar was already empty, and it jumped directly to the fourth jar.
"Uh, what's that feeling?"
Xiaoxiao just smelled the wine, and suddenly became sluggish, and fell off the wine jar with a bang.
"Is it poisonous?" Xiaoxiao's face changed drastically, and he hurriedly stepped back.
At this time, Yun Xian and Lian Yue'er, who were drunk, were lying on the carpet, their eyes intertwined.
"You're drunk," Lian Yue'er pointed at Yun Xian stupidly.
"You too" Yun Xian sneered.
Suddenly, the two of them crawled forward at the same time, as if they were secretly competing.
Approaching the wall, the two men stood up crookedly at the same time and practiced their swords.
"Hey!"
Before their fingers could be raised, they fell to the ground at the same time.
You must know that this time in order to get drunk Yunxian, Lian Yue'er used the best wine. However, Lian Yue'er really couldn't imagine that the wolf in her eyes still had such an identity. So, she herself was really drunk.
When the two fell together, Lian Yue'er's big eyes stared at Yun Xian.
Each other's breaths can be clearly felt colliding together.
Face to face
"Ah wolf, you like me, I know!" Lian Yue'er looked like she saw through it.
Yun Xian, who is a drunk mess, where would he think of himself as a wolf. He grabbed Lian Yue'er's shoulder with one hand and shook violently.
"But why are you lying to me? I'd rather you tell me directly, you don't have me in your heart!"
Lian Yue'er suddenly roared: "Without you, how can I kiss you?"
In the face of Lian Yue'er's roar, the drunk Yun Xian didn't care about anything, and directly turned over and pressed on top of her, holding her hands tightly.
"Slut!" Yun Xian suddenly imprinted on her delicate lips.
Just as Lian Yue'er expected to burn, Shenyu hurriedly said: "Liu Yunxian, steady! Have you forgotten your purpose? You can't get drunk, you're pretending to be a wolf!!"
Shenyu shouted, Ran Yunxian became a little conscious, slowly raised his head, and looked at Lian Yue'er who closed his eyes.
She's obviously about to fall asleep!
Yun Xian shook his head suddenly.
"Get up! Hurry! Don't mess up in order to vent your emotions!"
Yun Xian shook his head again.
Xiaoxiao was still studying what kind of poison the liquor was
"If you really like her and want to be with her, then you can do whatever you want. If you want to avenge the Liu family, you have to think about how you will face it when you and Lian Yue'er turn their faces if you do this!"
"The Tao is good, the Tao is very good, the name is famous, the name is not very famous. The beginning of the nameless world. The mother of all things. Therefore, there is often no desire to observe the wonder. I always want to see"
Shenyu read the scriptures, and in Yun Xian's already hazy mind, there were ripples like water waves. The sound of this scripture can calm people's minds and bodies!
Yun Xian listened, shook his head suddenly, didn't say anything, left Lian Yue'er's body, and sat cross-legged on the ground
Time passed, minute by minute, and the wall lamp in the secret room released light without any fluctuations.
A palm-sized kitten, on the edge of the wine jar, stared at it vigilantly like a great enemy.
In Yun Xian's mind, the "Tao Te Ching" of Daode Tianzun came out over and over again.
The beautiful and touching Lian Yue'er lay quietly, obviously, completely asleep. If you do whatever you want with her, she must be a docile kitten. However, Yun Xian, who is becoming more and more sober, will not be confused by such a scene.
When Yun Xian opened his eyes again, it was already three hours later, and at this time, Shenyu often breathed a sigh of relief.
"Whew!" Yun Xian also let out a long sigh of relief and muttered, "Lian Yue'er wants to connect me with her like this, and when I know that she has a husband, I can't leave, and I can't stay!"
"That's easy to do, you can pretend her plan succeeded tomorrow!"
Yun Xian nodded, then took out the divine jade on his chest and smiled.
"What are you laughing at?"
"Nothing!"
The next morning, Yun Xian deliberately let Lian Yue'er lie on the carpet and let Lian Yue'er wake up 'first'.
Sure enough, after Lian Yue'er got up first, the corners of her mouth raised a little arc, and then she made her clothes a little messy, and then pulled Yun Xian's clothes away, and continued to pretend to sleep on Yun Xian's body.
For a moment, Yun Xian pretended to be surprised and looked at Lian Yue'er.
At this time, even Yue'er opened her eyes.
"Ah, what have you done to me?" Lian Yue'er hurriedly pulled her clothes on, wrapping her hands around her proud breasts.
"Don't you remember?" Yun Xian said in a cold tone.
Lian Yue'er was slightly stunned when she saw Yun Xian's face. How did it become that he was angry?
"I don't remember, this wine seems to be the best wine, I don't drink much and I don't understand it, so I asked someone to bring the best! What did we do?"
Yun Xian roared, "We did something sorry for your husband!"
Yun Hyun had thought about it last night, and it was time to fix the problem.
"I was so happy yesterday, I drank hard"
Yun Xian rushed to Lian Yue'er and grabbed her shoulder, and roared: "You obviously know that I like it, why don't you leave me? You obviously know that you have a husband, and you want me to have the opportunity to get close to you like this! Are you the county lord I know?"
Facing Yun Xian's roar, Lian Yue'er suddenly roared, "You think I want to be like this?"
Lian Yue'er held her head in her hands, and gradually her cry came, getting louder and louder.