090 The current situation of Jiang Cheng
As soon as Xiaopang saw the beautiful woman come out, he hurriedly tidied himself up in the men's bathroom, pretended to be casual and walked to the sink, calmly turned on the faucet, and washed his hands in a loud voice.
It was a very short moment, the beauty habitually brushed her hair behind her back, reached out to turn on the faucet, Zheng Lei also lay on the corner and secretly looked at Xiaopang, it can be seen from Xiaopang's trembling ass that he was actually very nervous in his heart, only to see Xiaopang tilt the big fat head, hehe smiled, and said, "You also peed your hands?"
The beauty was stunned for a moment, turned off the faucet, and left with a black face.
Zheng Lei scolded the chubby brain wreck there, and he didn't have such a conversation with him, but he couldn't hold back his laughter, and he and Hu Xiaowan covered each other's mouths, and they didn't dare to laugh out loud.
Speaking of Chubby, when he said a word, he realized how inappropriate his words were, and he couldn't help but be depressed there.
After Zheng Lei waited for the beauty to leave, he couldn't hold back his laughter, walked to Xiao Fat's side and said, "Fatty, is your head really in the water?
Xiaopang said with a bitter face: "I didn't mean to say this, who knew that I was nervous at the time, why did I say such a sentence." ”
Zheng Lei patted Chubby's shoulder and said, "Oh, don't be depressed, after all, this is the capital, don't take someone's daughter-in-law, there will be a lot of things." ”
Xiaopang glanced into the hall of the restaurant, but did not see the beauty, and followed Zheng Lei back to the dining table with some disappointment, waiting for the food to be served in distress.
Hu Xiaowan is still a vegetarian, and Zheng Lei is not allowed to eat meat, only salivating in Zheng Lei's mouth, and hinting at Xiaopang from time to time to divide a piece of meat for himself, but Xiaopang doesn't look at him at all, making his meal tasteless, and looking at the meat on the plate, it can't get a piece into his mouth.
Although Zheng Lei couldn't eat, Hu Xiaowan pulled the rice straight into her mouth, as if she had been hungry for a long time. Seeing that there were sixteen dishes on one table, all nine plates of meat dishes were solved by Xiaopang, and then the remaining seven dishes were also swept away by Hu Xiaowan alone.
Zheng Lei bit his chopsticks and looked at the two gobbling up depressedly, wondering how these two people could eat so deliciously.
After the storm swept away, Hu Xiaowan gently put down her chopsticks, took a deep breath and said, "I haven't eaten so full for a long time, brother, it's so delicious, let's come out to eat in the future." ”
Zheng Lei looked at Hu Xiaowan and didn't speak, looking at the half bowl of white rice left in his bowl, he said in his heart, I dare to take you out again, looking at so much meat, I don't want to eat a bite, isn't this urgent?
Suddenly, I heard Xiaopang put down his chopsticks and said angrily: "Damn, I'm so depressed that I can't even eat." ”
Zheng Lei looked at Xiaopang's record, nine dishes were all gone, and five bowls of rice were also turned to the sky, and scolded: "Dead fatty, after eating so much, you still say that you have no appetite, how much are you going to eat if you have an appetite?"
After hearing this, Xiaopang said: "Forget it, brother doesn't care so much, let's go to the Summer Palace, I have to vent my depressed feelings!"
When Hu Xiaowan heard that she was going to play again, she jumped up happily, picked up Zheng Lei and left.
When the three of them came to the Summer Palace, it was still crowded with people, clusters of people, like ants moving, in this once splendid garden, recalling the possible luxury of the past.
People have three urgencies, Zheng Lei and Xiaopang turned around for a while, they both felt anxious, and hurriedly ran to the toilet.
As soon as he arrived at the door of the toilet, a person came out of the toilet, Zheng Lei suddenly felt so hot, and when he looked at it, it turned out to be Jiang Cheng, only to see Jiang Cheng wearing a hat on his head, which was worthy of blocking the gauze on his forehead that bandaged the wound.
Jiang Cheng didn't notice Zheng Lei at first, he just walked forward, and when he saw Zheng Lei, he suddenly yelled: "I didn't eat enough! I didn't eat enough......
roared one after another, making Zheng Lei stunned, and took out the merit ruler with a swish, holding it tightly in his hand, guarding against Jiang Cheng's might, Hu Xiaowan in the distance saw that it was Jiang Cheng, and hurriedly rushed over.
Jiang Chengcheng glared at Zheng Lei at the door of the toilet and yelled, "I didn't eat enough! I didn't eat enough......
Around him, several people tried their best to stop him and prevent him from rushing to Zheng Lei's side, for fear that he would encounter any accidents.
Zheng Lei said depressedly: "You haven't eaten enough to do my bird business?
He looked at Jiang Cheng with some schadenfreude, Jiang Cheng's eyes were already red, but he could only say those three words, I really don't know how this kid got it, although Zheng Lei's nail hit him on the head, but no one would have thought that this kid would be like this.
The people around Jiang Cheng hurriedly pulled Jiang Cheng away, Jiang Cheng was pulled, but he couldn't say anything else, he shouted those three words along the way, and gradually went away.
After he left, Zheng Lei and Xiaopang burst into a burst of laughter at the same time, Zheng Lei said happily: "It's really retribution, I didn't expect that nail to beat him like this, it's good, it's good, it's good, hahaha, haven't you eaten enough......?"
Xiaopang was also happy to curse Jiang Cheng there for deserving it, Hu Xiaowan kept covering her mouth and laughing, the two of them have been plotted by Jiang Cheng, fortunately, the two of them were born blessed and did not let Jiang Cheng succeed once, I didn't expect that this time he only plotted against Jiang Cheng once, and he became like this, which couldn't help but make people feel happy.
Seeing Jiang Cheng's current situation, Xiaopang's depression because of the failure of the conversation was also swept away.
The two came out of the toilet, stood at the door of the toilet and continued to be excited, and suddenly Zheng Lei's laughter stopped abruptly, and his nose moved around Xiaopang.
Chubby frowned slightly and asked, "What do you smell?" Do you want me to take off my shoes?"
"you! Seriously, I just smelled a faint aroma from you, and I smelled it several times. Zheng Lei said.
When Xiaopang heard this, he wondered: "No, I haven't even used soap, how can there be a fragrance on my body?
Zheng Lei turned around the little fat and sniffed, his brows furrowed more and more, and said, "I obviously smelled the fragrance on you just now, one by one." ”
"It's like a fart?" Chubby asked casually.
Zheng Lei glanced at him and said, "It's like a fart with your mouth above." Xiaowan, can you smell it and see if you can smell it?"
Hu Xiaowan walked up to Xiaopang, sniffed it carefully, and said, "I didn't smell anything except the smell of fat brother's feet." ”
Xiaopang was hit hard, turned around and left, ignoring Zheng Lei and Hu Xiaowan.
Zheng Lei and Hu Xiaowan glanced at each other, and hurriedly chased after them, not investigating where this strange aroma came from.