Chapter 33: A Thief for You
Ning Yuzhen stretched out his hand and rubbed Xiao Yi's head and said, "What a poor child, look at such a big person who hasn't been in love yet, tut-tut!"
Xiao Yi thinks that Ning Yuzhen really has this capital to despise him, and there should be no shortage of people who pursue Ning Yuzhen since elementary school, maybe the first love doesn't know when it started, and the first kiss may not necessarily stay, as for the problem of the first night! Who knows, it's better not to think about it, the goddess is always beautiful in the minds of otaku, isn't it!
Although I thought in my heart not to think about the first night, but whether I wanted to think about it in my mind was another matter, the imagination of otaku is several streets more brutal than ordinary people, and now Xiao Yi has automatically made up the picture of what Yu Ji looks like in bed in his mind!
Young people are always strong-blooded, and it is inevitable that there will be a little physiological reaction when they get up in the morning. In addition, Xiao Yi is now making up some things in his mind, so it is reasonable that his body reacts a little strongly.
But the problem is that now Ning Yuzhen is still riding on him, which is not suitable!
Ning Yuzhen only felt that something similar to a wooden stick suddenly hit his ass, and it was a rhythmic tap!
I haven't eaten any pork, but I've always seen pigs when they're running. So Ning Yuzhen knew what it was for the first time, and at the same time, the more she hated why she was so smart!
When the average girl encounters this situation, she will scream and jump up to make a shy, and stare at the man with a "you bullied me" look.
But Ning Yuzhen didn't do this, she was thinking that such a girl must have a relatively low IQ, so wouldn't it be obvious that she was telling the other party that she knew that she was eating tofu!
In this case, you must be careless, as if you are not going to that place at all, and then look for an opportunity to get off the man's body naturally. Only in this way can we avoid the embarrassment of two people, and can we make ourselves appear ignorant and pure!
"Stinky boy, I said you're enough! The old lady put up with it once or twice, you're still addicted, aren't you! I like to play with myself and at the computer, don't take advantage of me here!"
Who is Ning Yuji, that is the child in Ning Menghu's family, who is not a downright violent person, and now that he has been eaten tofu, where can he just forget it?
"Don't you like this, then the old lady will make you feel good!"
Thinking so in his heart, Ning Yuzhen gently lifted his little buttocks, and then sat down with a thunderous force!
For a while, Xiao Yi only felt that the pain was a hundred times more painful than that of a woman giving birth, spreading to every cell in his body, and every pore on his body seemed to be **.
Xiao Yi suddenly felt that it was probably not a very wise decision to let Ning Yuzhen come to his house to live temporarily, his little brother had already suffered so much torture in such a short period of time, if he lived any longer, he would have to enter the palace sooner or later!
Looking at Xiao Yi, who was holding his crotch and curled up on the sand in pain, Ning Yuzhen came forward and touched his head and said, "Xiao Yi, it's not right for you to do this! Since I can come to your house to stay temporarily, it means that I am at ease with you, how can you eat my tofu? It hurts, I know it hurts! Remember, next time I don't dare to do this, I must be a good baby!"
Xiao Yi's heart was extremely angry, things weren't like this! But now that he was so hurt that he couldn't even say a word, where did he have any strength to argue?
However, although he succumbed to the **, Xiao Yi's spiritual level is still tenacious! He thought silently in his heart, after Lao Tzu's level in the path of cultivating immortals has improved, his physical quality is getting better and better, maybe when his little brother can also be invulnerable!
An hour later, Xiao Yi was finally freed from the painful state, he ate the fritters in his hand and asked, "Tell me what you asked me to help today, anyway, it's summer vacation, and I'm idle." ”
If you want to say that you don't have anything else now, you still have a lot of strength, which is also a change brought to him by the path of cultivating immortals.
"Actually, it's not a big deal, I just want you to follow me home to help get some clothes or something!" replied while helping Xiao Yi add soy milk and condensing the rain basket.
"Go home, isn't your dad at home, aren't you afraid of being caught by him?" Xiao Yi was surprised and directly stuffed a fritter into his mouth, didn't he say that he had run away from home, and he could go back?
Ning Yuzhen took out a key from his body and said, "Hehe, I have the key to the house, I know that my father must not be at home at this time! Let's sneak back, and then pack up our things and sneak out quickly!"
"Don't bother, you can't wear some of my T-shirts!"
It's not that Xiao Yi doesn't want to work, it's mainly that he thinks what if he goes back and gets his father arrested? What will he say when the time comes, can he say that he has abducted other people's daughters? Not to mention how troublesome this matter will be, in short, the embarrassment will be certain at that time!
Ning Yuzhen kept shaking his head and said: "That's not good, it's okay to wear your T-shirt at home, and I also have to have a piece of my own clothes when I go out! Of course, I don't mind going out in your clothes, but I always have to wear underwear or something, and you don't want me to hang empty at home every day!"
Xiao Yixin said I like it, how can I not like it! I love it the most, and besides, you hang the neutral gear, what does it have to do with me?
Of course, these words can't be said in person, just think about it in your heart, if Ning Yuzhen knows, then your little brother may not know what kind of pain he will suffer!
"Okay, you eat something, and then we'll go out, fight, don't let people arrest us!" After saying these words, Xiao Yi always felt weird, how could he be like a thief?
Without further ado, the two of them washed the dishes and chopsticks together after breakfast, and went out!
The two of them had already drawn up a plan on the bus, and they would observe outside the house for a while, and after confirming that Ning Yuji's father was not at home, they would immediately kill him, and then Ning Yuzhen went straight to his room, of course, Xiao Yi also had to follow. The two of them packed up their things as quickly as possible and then went downstairs to take a taxi and left, and they all looked perfect!
"Wow, your family is so big, will you get used to living in a house as small as mine?" Xiao Yi asked in a low voice after sneaking in the door.
Ning Yuzhen pursed his lips disdainfully and said: "What's the use, there is no human touch at all, I hate this place, I always feel cold! It's still good for your family, although the house is a little smaller, but I always feel not lonely, to be honest, I like the feeling of living in your house very much, if possible, I will stay for a while!"
Xiao Yi was excited in his heart, he said in his heart, let alone stay for a while, even if it was one to stay, there would be no problem!
"Hurry up and keep up, my room is in front!" Ning Yuzhen whispered!
"This, I have a question I don't know if I can ask?"
"What a problem,. As long as it doesn't involve personal **, I can answer!"
"Anyway, there's no one in your family now, why are the two of us talking so quietly?"
“??????”
It was the first time for Xiao Yi to enter the girl's room, especially since this girl was still the goddess in her heart, which made Xiao Yi even more emotional. Now he sees everything fresh, and if it weren't for the hurry, he would definitely sit down and enjoy it all over again!
"I thought your girl's room would be like, but if you look at it this way, it's not much different from my room!" Xiao Yi said critically looking at the layout of the room.
"Then what do you think it will look like, stop talking nonsense, just help me pack up my clothes! I'll be responsible for picking out the clothes I need, and then you help me fold them and put them in the suitcase, we don't have much time!"
Looking at the clothes on the bed, Xiao Yi was very embarrassed and asked: "This, I'm afraid it's not appropriate for me to help you fold your clothes!
Ning Yuzhen glanced at him angrily and said, "Why are you so old and feudal? I don't mind if you say you don't mind a girl? Isn't this in a hurry, otherwise how would I let you touch my underwear! Hurry up, you don't want to be shown by my father!"
Xiao Yixin said that if you don't mind, it's fine, don't talk about this matter at that time!
When folding clothes, Xiao Yi could swear that he really didn't have anything cranky in his head, and he also knew that now was not the time to think cranky!
But the first time I had close contact with a girl's underwear, and I wore it, Xiao Yi would inevitably be a little curious. So he may have stayed on a certain piece of clothing a little longer.
"I said, what are you holding my underwear for? You can't be a pervert and want to smell it, right?" Ning Yuzhen asked a little uneasily.
"How can you have such perverted thoughts?" Xiao Yi suddenly felt that he had really underestimated this goddess!
And just as the two of them were about to debate this matter, a human voice suddenly came from downstairs.
Ning Yuzhen was shocked and said, "Oh no! Why did my dad come back at this time today?!"
"I knew it must be this kind of plot!" Xiao Yi felt like he was going crazy!
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