"Ahem, let's go to class."

On the playground, Mo Wen cleared his throat and said with a good feeling of self.

In the face of such a teacher, if the students do not have a strong mental cell, it is estimated that they will collapse, strictly speaking, this physical education teacher and counselor, there is no permanence at all, you can't stand it for a while, you can't stand it for a while, the righteousness is awe-inspiring in your mouth, and you will release pigeons everywhere for a while, and you will be absent from work and class. Also, don't compare kindness with him, because he is so kind that even the angels will be ashamed, and don't compare shamelessness with him, because he is shameless, and even Satan throws himself to the ground.

"Speaking of martial arts, it is not so mysterious, on the contrary, it is very simple," Mo Wen took two steps behind his back, "It is to use your own strengths to defeat the opponent's weaknesses, but the key is how to discover your strengths, may I ask you, students, do you know what your strengths are?"

"I can eat. A chubby girl in the crowd raised her hand and said.

"I can sleep. ”

"I can eat and sleep at the same time. ”

Naturally, others are not far behind, lest the world will not be chaotic.

"Okay, stop," Mo asked and raised his hand, "Don't spread these advantages everywhere, what are the sum of foodies and sleepers, that's a pig, lovely classmates, the strengths I am talking about are not your hobbies, but the physical advantages of martial arts, just like someone is left-handed, then his advantage is that the left half of the body is more flexible than the right half of the body, then if we want to learn martial arts, we must first understand the advantages and disadvantages of our body." ”

"What are the advantages and disadvantages of the body?" Qin Luoluo raised his hand and said.

"This classmate asked well," Mo Wen didn't notice the roll of Qin Luoluo's eyes at all, and praised without hesitation, "The advantage of the human body is that it is flexible and changeable, there are soft and hard, and it is soft to attack the enemy with its own hardness, this is the meaning of martial arts." And people's weaknesses are still hard and soft, if you let the enemy hit hard with hard, or hit soft with hard, a small injury may cause you to lose your combat effectiveness instantly. ”

"Teacher, we're in physical education class, not physiology class, and your hard and soft stuff is only available to boys. Li Jia reminded with a red face.

"I'm talking about hard and soft, not hard and soft. Mo Wen almost vomited blood, "You are too evil." ”

There was a boo below

Mo Wen disagreed, and continued: "There are many hard places, the most important ones are the human joints, elbows, knees, fists, etc., and the soft places are even more, the lower ribs, abdomen, buttocks, etc."

"Martial arts are, to put it bluntly, fighting, and the application of these soft and hard determines the key to victory or defeat. ”

"I know," said one of the male classmates below, "it was the elbow that hit him in the ribs, put his knee on his stomach, and then touched her buttocks with his fists."

"Ha Lu Ha" everyone couldn't help but laugh.

Mo asked a troubled wipe of his head, and when he saw it, it was the most exaggerated of Liu Suifeng's smile, and his eyes turned to pay attention.

"That's it, students, it's hard to understand the verbal explanation, I'll show it to the students, Liu, you can cooperate with the teacher. Mo asked a charity smile.

"Karma" Liu Suifeng's mouth twitched with a smile, and he almost turned his back on his breath, but his cousin had a life, he didn't dare to refuse, and hurriedly ran over with a bitter face.

"Since there are more girls in our literature class, I will first teach you the first trick of women's anti-wolf techniques, of course, this is not the anti-wolf technique on the market, but the teacher's own creation," Mo Wen waved his hand, "Okay, the teacher below will play a beautiful and moving female classmate, and classmate Liu will play a lewd **." ”

"Flutter" everyone laughed, but Shen Hanshuang couldn't cry or laugh.

"Teacher Biao, I don't be a hooligan, I can be a beauty, really, I act very similarly. Liu Suifeng almost fell to the ground, explained with a bitter face, and shook his head to prove that what he said was true.

"The reason why I play the role of a female classmate is to teach the students how to face the **, is it possible that classmate Liu will too, then everyone is welcome, this physical education class is taught by classmate Liu, applause" Mo asked and took the lead in applauding.

Liu Suifeng couldn't help but slander, even if he will, can you let me teach? Even if I teach, can you promise not to beat me after class? If you steal the limelight from your cousin, you will know how happy it is to be beaten.

"How dare I," Liu Suifeng hurriedly waved his hand to shirk it, "I'll play ** teacher, I really don't have to act, I'm **." ”

"Okay, since classmate Liu said so, I'm not too strong, so let's start. Mo Wen still smiled charitantly.

"Okay, but teacher, we're just acting, but we can't be real. Liu Suifeng reminded uneasily.

"Don't worry," Mo Wen turned around and gave Liu Suifeng a back of the head, "I, now I am a beautiful, cute and generous female classmate, I was shopping alone at night, and when I walked to an alley, a hooligan suddenly came out from behind"

Mo Wen vividly reproduced Sister Feng, and Liu Suifeng also smiled back.

"Suddenly, a rogue sprang out from behind. Mo Wen repeated coldly.

"Ahh Liu reacted with the wind, his head shrank, and he hurriedly ran behind Mo Wen.

Mo Wen turned his head and continued: "The rascal hugged me from behind, grabbed one of my arms, and pressed his lower body against my hips to perform lewdness"

"Huh?" Liu Suifeng looked embarrassed when he heard this, but he still hugged him, and he died, and it was much more comfortable to be beaten to death than to be tortured to death.

"Students, what should we do in the face of this situation?" Mo Wen asked as he turned his head to the crowd.

"Hit him in the nose, gouge out his glasses. A slightly delicate but freckled beauty shouted fiercely.

"But I was grabbed by the arm and couldn't break free. Mo Wen said helplessly.

"I know the teacher," Qin Luoluo hurriedly raised his hand, "kick his leg back and cut off his incense." ”

Everyone looked cold, this girl is too poisonous.

Mo Wen still said helplessly: "But, this is an experienced **, he clamps his legs and can't kick in at all, what should I do?"

Liu Suifeng's face changed when he heard this, and he hurriedly clamped his legs tightly together, regretting it even more in his heart, it seems that he is still not experienced enough, if my cousin came to me just now, then wouldn't the incense of my old Liu family be cut off on me.

Everyone was also distressed, unable to think of a substantive solution.

"Okay, let's take a closer look, based on the fact that I'm a girl now, so I only use half of the boy's strength. First the abdomen is tight, the crotch is moved forward, and then the waist is exerted"

Mo Wen said, leaning forward, his buttocks tightened and quickly pushed against Liu Suifeng behind him, and at the same time raised his right foot and stepped on it fiercely.

"Ahh

Liu Suifeng bowed into shrimp strips in an instant, shouted with one foot and couldn't stand, sometimes touching his crotch with both hands, sometimes touching his big feet, and he was very busy.

"Is this the end?" everyone looked blank, "but this posture is too obscene, right?"

"Practice for fighting, not for seeing, on the road, do you choose to be hit by a car elegantly, or run away with a roll. Besides, the meaning of teaching you martial arts is only for self-defense, not for you to participate in martial arts competitions. Mo Wen said nonchalantly.

"But what does this have to do with hard and soft?" Qin Luoluo hurriedly asked.

"Just now I demonstrated the method of hitting hard with hard and soft with soft, don't you see it?" asked Mo Wen strangely.

Everyone suddenly understood that stepping on their feet was to hit hard with hard, and hitting their hips with their hips was to hit soft with soft.

"Of course, in the case of choice, we still choose to fight hard and soft, in fact, the so-called martial arts moves are some technical things, which are dispensable for you, do you still have to pull the field to set up a fight before fighting with the little ruffian? The reason why you are allowed to practice spitting in the first few classes is to improve your reflexes, and when your reflexes are improved, the use of your own strength will also be improved. ”

"But I don't think it's like martial arts. Qin Luoluo said disappointedly.

"This is an authentic martial art, my master has strict rules, only men and not women, I have taken a big risk, you must not say it. Mo Wen said seriously.

"Do you only wear that don't pass on to women? Could it be that in the teacher's sect, men also learn women's wolf prevention techniques?"

"Yes, learn everything. Mo asked, and hurriedly said, "Only talk about the purpose, not the process." That's what our sect is all about. ”

"Which sect is the teacher from, Shaolin Wudang Kongtong, or Emei Hengshan?"

Mo Wen looked up in the air and said reverently, "My master won't let me say it." ”

"Cut"

"Classmate Liu is okay, right?" Mo asked and turned around.

Liu inhaled the cool air with the wind, and whispered with a bitter face: "Cousin, you are too ruthless, hiss"

"Who made you laugh so obscenely down there," Mo Wen laughed evilly, turned around and said loudly, "Okay, I'll teach you other tricks below." ”

Some people say that martial arts and cultivation are the same, cultivation is the qualitative change of martial arts, and some people say that martial arts is the basis of cultivation, in fact, this is all wrong, cultivation is cultivation, martial arts is martial arts, cultivation emphasizes absorbing the qi of heaven and earth for its own use, swallowing heaven and earth and embracing all rivers, and martial arts is just the opposite, it is to study their own skills to defeat the enemy, and win with strong destructive power and speed.

A long time ago, when the cultivators were strong, the cultivation of truth and martial arts were one heaven and one earth, but now, the cultivation of talents in the world withered, and the ancient martial arts family from time to time produced a few amazing talents, the two formed two schools, but from beginning to end, the cultivators are unshakable existences, because the cultivators can go beyond reincarnation, and may even be Mahayana ascension and heaven and earth and man induct each other, and the highest achievement of the martial artist is only to quickly defeat the enemy, and can even defeat the master of the Yuan infant stage, but this is also its limitation, only relying on physical exercise, can never get rid of the suffering of reincarnation。

As for these rogue tricks taught by Mo Wen to the students, they were actually honed when he was a child when he was working hard with the black blind wolf in Kunlun Mountain.

For example, Mo Wen just taught a trick, called laughing at the dead, the ultimate meaning of this move is to laugh, yes, laugh at the enemy, laugh at the enemy, and then when the enemy is slack, sweep the hall leg and seduce the foot, anyway, all kinds of greetings are on the line.

A class passed in the blink of an eye, Mo Wen grinned, and it was a little unenjoyable, am I a sadist?

"Okay, class will end soon, students take a break, I said one thing, that is, next Monday, Mr. Yang will lead you to Jingbei for a week-long field trip, I hope that students will prepare in advance, wash and bring their belongings, especially boys, if you stuff a few pairs of socks in your backpack that you haven't had time to wash, it will be a joke." ”

"What, I'm going to go to the field, it's really fake? Some time ago, I had a fellow from the Department of Archaeology, who went out to investigate, and came back crazy and happy, it was too exciting and fun. ”

"The teacher has been informed, of course it's true, then you said we should buy a mosquito net or something, there should be a lot of mosquitoes in the wild. ”

"You have a funny head, or have you seen too much in the animal world, where are the mosquitoes coming from in this winter?"

"Yes, you have to bring that camping tent. ”

"It's good if you can bring your girlfriend too. ”

Mo Wen looked at a group of crazy students, and couldn't help but be happy: "I forgot to say, the location of our investigation is Anji Mountain in northern Beijing, where Mr. Yang's friend found a large group of ancient tombs. ”

"I'm rubbing, inspecting ancient tombs? We are a literature department, not an archaeology department. ”

"Will there be zombies, zombies or something? Do you want to bring a few cloves of garlic, I heard that those things are most afraid of this." ”

"Garlic has a bird, let's buy a few cross necklaces, that thing is a real evil spirit. ”

"I'll go, you don't have a funny head, let's go to our ancient tombs in China, even if there are zombies, they are also zombies in our China, your entire Western cross has a fart, the two are not the same department at all, people know who Jesus is?"

"What do you bring?"

"Black dog blood, that thing is said to be very reliable. ”

The reason why zombie wild ghosts are afraid is not that black dog blood will harm them, but that they are afraid of bad luck, who said that zombie wild ghosts can't love cleanliness and can't love exquisite?

"Shuangshuang, I don't have class today, do you want to accompany Brother Mo to drink?"

Shen Hanshuang was stunned for a moment, raised her head and laughed in a low voice: "Drinking? You will get drunk when you drink Coke, and it's not interesting to drink with you." ”

"Who said that," Mo asked his head, "Do you dare to fight?"

"What don't you dare. ”

Shen Hanshuang raised her head proudly, not knowing whether Lu Dao was intentional or unintentional, and the two tacitly agreed not to mention the child at this moment.