Chapter 158: Forced Kiss
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Seeing that Tang Mingxuan didn't react, Yun Yan smiled and said, "What, do you want to admit defeat?"
Tang Mingxuan looked at the delicate smiling face not far away, although it still had teardrops like rain and dew, it seemed to have washed away all the dust and became more bright. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info He still remembered that this was the woman he saw in front of Xu's Mansion a few days ago.
Thinking about it carefully, he was not completely unfamiliar with this woman, and his initial impression was just that "a certain Qinglou woman almost won Pan Yu, who was three yuan in the middle of the company, and became the first place in the first snow test." And Pan Yuhua spent a lot of money to redeem him, but he was not greedy for beauty, and gave it to the later 'poet immortal' Xu Xian. This good story has been circulated in Jiangnan for a long time.
But the so-called woman, the so-called beauty, is just a symbol in this story, and the real protagonists of the story are still the righteousness of Pan Yu and Xu Xian. After coming to Hangzhou, I heard many anecdotes about Xu Xian, including the anecdote of "Xu Xian turned his face for a beautiful concubine".
Not to mention how this incident feels to different people. The so-called beautiful concubine is still just an embellishment. No one cares who the beautiful concubine is, at most they only guess how beautiful she is, so that Xu Xian can make such an unwise behavior, which will lead to a discussion about what kind of person Xu Xian is.
And until now, these fragmentary information have suddenly been gathered in front of me, and they have become the beauty in front of them, no, they are more than just beauties. Since Xu Xian's words, she has become a terrible opponent, if she is accidentally defeated, it will not only be herself, but a great shame for the world's scholars.
Haoshou is poor and seeks fame, but he can't even win a woman from a Qinglou, what kind of family and country are you talking about!
The sky was gloomy, thousands of people in the field were silent, and thousands of people outside the field were also waiting for his final decision!
Tang Mingxuan said, "I understand!" his eyes crossed Yun Yan in front of him and pointed directly at Xu Xian in the stands. Xu Xian, I already understand what kind of person you are! Your arrogance, let's stop here!
"Let's get started!"
Everyone couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief, like a toad waking up from hibernation, gradually coming alive again, cheering for Tang Mingxuan.
"Tang Jieyuan, don't lose your ambition!"
"Tang Gongzi, let her see how powerful you are!"
But after all, no one dared to speak ill of Yun Yan directly, and the horror of Xu Xian's Great Thunder Sound Technique still remained in their hearts.
A light rain suddenly fell from the gloomy sky, and the cold rain swept away the dullness and heat of the sun.
Xu Xian breathed a sigh of relief in his heart and slowly sat back in his place. His face was still serious, but he smiled bitterly in his heart. That's a real group ridicule, this will not be a rumor made by others. He didn't expect that Yun Yan's appearance would cause such a big backlash in advance, on the contrary, the woman next to him should have expected it!
Hu Xinyue slanted at him, this rain has a lot to do with the great thunder sound technique he just cast, making a sound on the ground to stir up the rain clouds in the sky, with his cultivation, he should not have such power, but because of his strong physique, the voice must be much louder, so it has such a great effect. If he is given a heavenly tribulation and becomes an earth immortal, I am afraid that it will really become an uncontrollable factor. But why was that person so defensive against Xu Xian?
She couldn't understand these questions, and suddenly her eyes rolled, as if she had thought of something interesting!
Yun Yan stood with a smile, the agitation in her heart gradually subsided, and what was left was strong self-confidence, looking around the field, she was no longer the Oiran Caifeng who needed to cater to others, but wanted to dominate this venue, and that person was looking at herself behind her. Now I'm just waiting for the other side of the question, what Tang Jieyuan is.
However, she didn't wait for Tang Mingxuan to come up with the question, but saw that his eyes slowly widened, and his mouth opened uncontrollably. Not only him, but also many people in the stands, all of their eyes pointed behind Yun Yan, and Yun Yan turned her head along these gazes, her eyes were also a little straight.
Xu Xian was still sitting there, but he lowered his head very low. Beside him, Hu Xinyue wrapped a smooth jade arm around his neck, leaning half on him, and imprinting her delicate red lips on Xu Xian's cheeks.
An old gentleman in the stands knocked on his crutches and scolded: "What a system, what a system! It's shameless!" But his eyes were rounder more than anyone else's.
Hu Xinyue, who has a beautiful and strange temperament, can really be called charming and moving! Many people reacted and quietly swallowed a mouthful of spit.
"Have you made enough trouble!" Xu Xian's deep voice could only be heard by Hu Xinyue.
Hu Xinyue let go of Xu Xian and grinned, "This is even a reward for your performance just now!" Although it was disgusting the first time, this time it feels ...... Well...... It's still so disgusting!" she pursed her lips and stuffed a handful of plums into her mouth, as if she wanted to remove the taste from her mouth, and said vaguely: "But fortunately, it's Chang Xi's body." ”
"Isn't it ridiculous to look at their expressions, hahahaha!" Hu Xinyue pointed to the seat, leaned back and smiled together, and in the midst of laughter, she glanced at Xu Xian with her eyes.
Xu Xian looked at it, and the appearance of hundreds of people opening their mouths together and staring at them was indeed a bit funny. But he didn't want to be a supporting role in the comedy drama at all, and looking at the eyes of this fox, he clearly classified him as a ridiculous part, this bastard fox!
Hu Xinyue's laughter stopped abruptly, and her eyes widened like everyone else.
That moment.
Xu Xian held her waist, held her head, and kissed her on the lips.
Strong kisses.
The sweet and sour taste of the plum spreads in the mouth, and a faint fragrance grows in the nose.
Hu Xinyue struggled desperately to push Xu Xian's chest, but how could she resist Xu Xian's strength when she lost her mana, and she couldn't hinder his invasion at all, and scolded indiscriminately in her heart, "Fuck, bastard, disgusting, old lady's first time!"
She is always seductive with charm, and then deceives people with illusions, and she is extremely disgusted with the creature with the male surname in her eyes, and the two times she kissed Xu Xian's cheek is the only skin kiss with the man. And such a deep kiss is the only first time, and it is in full view, with her boldness and carelessness, and she can't help but feel a faint shame.
The audience in the audience was about to stare out of the eyeballs, but the old gentleman who was scolding just now forgot to scold, and the hand holding the crutch trembled vigorously, "It's too ...... It's so exciting. ”
More people shouted in their hearts, "Bastard, stop him!" But everyone present thought that Hu Xinyue was Xu Xian's dependent, so no one stepped forward to stop him.
Xu Xian let go of his hand slightly, Hu Xinyue pushed him away violently, held the table and kept "bah", grabbed the teapot on the table and poured it into his mouth, and just wanted to spit it out after rinsing his mouth. Xu Xian patted her back lightly at the right time, and drank it with a "grunt", Hu Xinyue looked at Xu Xian with an angry expression that was about to faint with nausea, and her face flashed with a dazzling layer of pink.
Xu Xian has entered the old monk's concentration, and his eyes and nose are looking at his heart, and he is almost a "Amitabha".
"It's so hateful, it's disgusting to let a conservative man like me do such an excessive thing in such a more conservative ancient time. Xu Xian looked innocent, and complained in his heart with great grievances.
Hu Xinyue sneered: "I will tell Xiaobai." ”
Xu Xianhu's body was shocked, and he smiled proudly, "I will kneel on the ground and beg her for forgiveness." ”
Hu Xinyue was shocked by how shameless this man was, and three words appeared in her eyes, "Count you ruthless!"
Yun Yan gave Xu Xian a thumbs up.
The master of ceremonies came back to his senses, pressed his eyeballs, made sure they were still in place, and coughed loudly twice, "Tang Jieyuan, let's start quickly!"
Everyone's eyes just returned to the high platform, remembering the true purpose of this trip, when Fang Cai's anger of hatred and hatred was disturbed.
Tang Mingxuan shook his head, sobered himself up a little, and suddenly said with a smile: "Parrots can speak like a phoenix. ”
Yun Yan didn't think about it, so she continued: "Although spiders are not as clever as silkworms!"
"The bull's head is fortunate to have dragon horns. ”
"How can a dog's mouth spit out ivory. ”
The two of them opened their mouths, and they were full of gunpowder, attracting everyone's attention to the past, and forgetting the amazing scene for the time being. Tang Mingxuan insinuated that Yun Yan was just a parrot, and the bull was lucky, but it was difficult to become a dragon and a phoenix after all.
Yun Yan replied to him, but it was just a spider's trick, meaningless, and he couldn't spit out ivory in the dog's mouth.
Tang Mingxuan was stunned for a moment, he didn't want her to be so agile, and he also eliminated the last trace of contempt in his heart, and kept the cyan cloak on her body, "The frog wears a green jacket and looks forward to it." "Make it a water frog.
Yun Yan also replied: "The shrimp in the soup is wearing a red robe, and they bow as well. But he laughed at the scarlet robe on his body, like dried shrimp in soup, boiled red.
"Okay!" The people in the field couldn't help but burst into applause.
"Beautiful eyes" and "bow as well" are both words from the Book of Songs.
"Beautiful eyes" here refers to the state of the frog when it comes out of the water, but it was originally used to describe the woman's demeanor. "Bow as well" refers to the appearance of the dried shrimp being boiled in water and bowing over. But isn't it just the appearance of scholars often doing "giving up their hands"? This kind of affection is in the scene, and there are many words in one sentence, and it is really ingenious.
Xu Xian thought that he knew all these allusions, but he would never be able to use them so skillfully and in a timely manner. "Yan'er, that's good. Glancing at Hu Xinyue beside him, I don't know if I was attracted by the Wen Dou on the stage, or shocked by his actions, but now I am much more honest.
Several old Confucians on the judging table stroked their beards and nodded repeatedly, and the talented and famous people on the challenge table all lost their contempt and became solemn. This woman is by no means easy to deal with, if she accidentally loses, it will really capsize in the gutter and lose face. If you challenge Xu Xian, you will lose, but you must not lose if you challenge this woman.
"Tang Gongzi!" The master of ceremonies suddenly said with some embarrassment: "According to the rules, each person can only ask the other party to answer one question!"
(To be continued)