Chapter 005: Multiple Choice Questions (Ask for Recommended Collections!)
Subduing Yun Meiniang, Xu Xuan is big hand!
"Let's go! I haven't slept enough, come out in the middle of the night and toss around!"
As soon as the words fell, Xu Xuan directly put Yun Meiniang on his shoulder, and then took the lead towards the Tianzhong Inn.
When the blind man and the others heard this, they each thrust their big knives behind their backs, but the left wheel moved with their right ears, and then they took the slingshot in their hands and struck it above their heads!
Tsk—
A goshawk screamed from high in the air and fell to the ground, while the revolver must have trotted a few steps to pick up the half-dead goshawk from the ground!
When the blind man heard the movement, he immediately turned around to look at it, and then he scolded: "TMD! Don't you know that the iron beads are poisonous?
"Don't worry! I'm using soybeans this time!" Revolver laughed.
"I'll fuck you!"
The blind man shook his head speechlessly, and several other masters behind the blind man and the others were stunned again when they saw this.
"It's so powerful, even soybeans have such lethality, this person should be careful!" the white-robed man thought to himself.
In the blink of an eye, everyone had returned to the Yuntian Inn, and at this moment, in Xu Xuan's room, there was a woman in black, who was this person not Yun Meiniang?
The door of the room was closed, and at this moment, the scholars and others stood in a row at the door of Xu Xuan, as if there was another meeting next.
"Boss Yun, even if you open a black shop, it's no wonder that you dare to poison Lao Tzu!" Xu Xuan put Yun Meiniang on the bed, and then spoke.
At this moment, Yun Meiniang's dumb hole has been unlocked by Xu Xuan, and Xu Xuan also specially checked the woman's mouth to see what hidden weapons are hidden in it.
"If you want to kill, kill!" Yun Meiniang's left chest swelled badly at the moment, after all, she has now upgraded from C cup to D cup.
"It's too easy to kill you, but I don't want to kill you now! After all, you're so beautiful, hahaha
"Ahh
Yun Meiniang screamed, after all, her poisoned chest is untouchable now, and this pain is much worse than a woman's first sexual intercourse.
"Despicable!" Yun Meiniang scolded the street again.
When Xu Xuan heard this, he immediately grabbed Yun Meiniang's right breast, and then commented: "Actually, this size is just right, now you look at yourself, what is the difference between it and a fake breast with silicone!
Looking at Xu Xuan with a frightened face, Yun Meiniang knew that Xu Xuan would be violent to herself next.
As expected!
Shhhh
Directly ripped along the collar of Yun Meiniang's neck, and two little white rabbits, one white and one red, suddenly appeared in Xu Xuan's eyes.
Teasing Yun Meiniang's two buds with one hand, Xu Xuan smiled at this moment: "It's actually a Shandong jujube, haha!
"Brute, there is a kind of killing me!" Where has Yun Meiniang been so insulted, her eyes can kill at this moment.
"Yo yo, say I'm a brute! Then what are you? Open a black shop, are you still a woman who guards women's morals?" Xu Xuan got up and poured himself a cup of fragrant tea, and said with a smile.
Yun Meiniang would have been angry with such words, but at this moment, there was a hint of murder looming in her eyes.
"Old Tang, I don't know if you have poisoned this beast's tea, but you can fight for the old lady!" Yun Meiniang thought to herself.
"Huh?"
Xu Xuan noticed something unusual, and then an extremely smelly yellow pill appeared in his hand.
"Do you know what this is?" Xu Xuan smiled lightly.
Yun Meiniang held back a trace of nausea and didn't say a word, and at this moment, Xu Xuan once again took out a red pill that exuded a fragrance.
"I have two pills in my hand, you only have one chance, see how you choose one of them to cure your poison antidote!" As soon as Xu Xuan came out of the multiple-choice question, he glanced at Yun Meiniang's chest again, because at this moment, this woman's breasts were about to reach the 'E cup'.
"The yellow one!" Yun Meiniang thought for a moment.
"Oh, open your mouth!" Xu Xuan moved the yellow pill in front of Yun Meiniang, and then spoke.
"I said I don't want the yellow one!" Yun Meiniang paid great attention to observing words and feelings, she dared to be sure that this stinky pill should not be at the moment, after all, if she chose the right one at once and took the antidote, it must not be fun for the man in front of her.
"I can make it clear, there is only one chance, one of these two pills is an aphrodisiac, but it's too late to regret it now!" Xu Xuan said again.
Yun Meiniang's eyes narrowed, and then she looked at the other red pill, and said with a smile: "Do you give it or not, if you wanted to kill me, you would have killed me a long time ago, why rack your brains to do this to me?"
Xu Xuan smiled slightly, and then said, "Is it red?"
Yun Meiniang nodded slightly.
In this case, Xu Xuan finally put the red pill on Yun Meiniang's mouth, and Yun Meiniang also directly dipped her tongue and ate it into her mouth.
It was only a dozen breaths, but at this moment, Yun Meiniang's face was flushed.
"Despicable, you're giving me an aphrodisiac!"
was sweating all over her body, and at this moment, Yun Meiniang suddenly felt horny, and her crotch was also a little hot and humid.
"Hmph, you chose it yourself, but I can tell you that this one in my hand is indeed the antidote. You obviously chose the right one before, but you didn't believe in yourself, so it seems that you are also a hesitant person!" Xu Xuan snorted coldly.
Yun Meiniang not only found that her chest was swollen at this moment, but also that it was itchy underneath.
Twenty-one classic sling quotations - for women: women are thirty like wolves, forty are like tigers, and fifty can suck soil when they sit on the ground!
Whenever Xu Xuan recalls this sentence, he will despise it, after all, this is really too.
This Yun Meiniang is only about thirty years old, could this be a wolf?
"Give me the antidote!"
Her eyes were a little blurry, and at this moment, Yun Meiniang's towering two cups shook back and forth, and Xu Xuan, who was watching, was almost hypnotized.
"Here you go! It's really boring!" Xu Xuan stuffed the yellow pill directly into Yun Meiniang's mouth, and then took out a wine jug from the side of the bed and poured it.
"TMD! It's still not as good as that Wuliangye! What are these things?"
Xu Xuan's taste is extremely high, and he has not drunk the wine that meets his taste in this world. If you don't have wine, it's quite uncomfortable.
As soon as Yun Meiniang took the antidote, she suddenly found that her chest didn't seem to have any tendency to expand anymore, and Xu Xuan even took out a wooden cupping cup from her burden.
"What is this?" Although Yun Meiniang didn't know what the cupping in front of her was, the man in front of her was so decisive and ruthless in killing the flying rat before, it is conceivable that this person can't be inferred by common sense at all.
"Don't chirp crookedly for me! Lao Tzu is kind enough to pull out poison for you, and if you are verbose, you will cut off your two McSpicy Chicken Leg Burgers!"
As soon as Xu Xuan's words fell, he immediately put the cupping cup on the oil lamp, and then pressed it directly on the 'D cup'!
"Ahh
With a terrible scream, the blind man and the others who were standing outside Xu Xuan's room at this moment heard the movement, and the pointer below actually reached the critical point of half past twelve.
"What a tyrannical thing! Such a coquettish woman gang leader is too ruthless!" muttered the savage.
When the blind man heard this, he suddenly slapped the wild man on the left cheek.
Smack—
Under a loud slap, the blind man scolded the street: "TMD, can you also discuss the matter of the helper? If you are not convinced, go to the side of the five-fingered girl!"
"What? Five-fingered girl?"
Bold and the fat cow glanced at each other, their faces excited.
The scholar looked at this scene speechlessly, and said to himself: Helper, don't kill this woman. After all, this woman was also my brother's woman in the first place.
The screams in the room soon turned into moans, because at this moment, the poison in Yun Meiniang's chest had not only been pulled out by Xu Xuan, but the effect of this healing technique of taking it externally and taking it internally was also quite large.
Looking at the two identical C cups in front of him, Xu Xuan finally got up and stood up at this moment.
"I'm so uncomfortable, you just want me! I can't do it!" Yun Meiniang was burning with lust and couldn't resist.
"If you want you, why, you still have to endure it for me!" Although Xu Xuan also wants to have an affair with this woman very much, but now Xu Xuan still has some bottom lines.
"Aren't you men like this, why don't you dare to put it in front of you now?" Yun Meiniang was hungry and thirsty, and her words were incoherent.
Xu Xuan glanced at Yun Meiniang in surprise, and then took a little bit of Yun Meiniang's acupuncture point with a big hand, and said: "Your acupuncture point has been solved, but it will take eight hours for the true pulse acupoint to be automatically lifted, so you are still a woman without force!"
Her eyes looked at Xu Xuan with a little confusion, although Yun Meiniang was horny at the moment, she still felt that Xu Xuan was not so bad. Inspired by the aphrodisiac, he felt that Xu Xuan was the most perfect man in the world.
Directly with two C cups exposed in the air, Yun Meiniang directly hugged Xu Xuan and pressed him down on the bed!