Chapter 0019: Brother Giant God
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"Don't laugh!" the middle-aged woman smiled and shouted heartily:
"What are you laughing at? The children don't know my seniority, what's wrong with the big aunt? I look young. I love to listen. Little boy, that's what I'll call it from now on. ”
"Elder Taishang, this can't be done. Liu Qiqi hurriedly stepped forward and said, "Senior Brother Ling is a newly accepted disciple of the palace master. Call you aunt, this life will be messed up!"
"That's the ......" The middle-aged woman shook her head regretfully, and said with a disappointed face: "It's really unlucky, I can't hear a younger name." This man is old, and it's really boring. ”
"Otherwise, or when there is no one, I will call you aunt again. Ling Yun smiled.
"Okay, good, little girl, you have the eyesight to see. There will be a big future in the future!"
The middle-aged woman was overjoyed. stepped forward and took Ling Yun's hand, and shouted with a smile: "Ignore these crazy girls! go, Xiao'er, wash your hands with your aunt!"
"It's over, it's over!" Bai Yulian rolled her eyes and whispered to Bai Yufurong and Mu Xiaohong and Susukino Ruolan: "This stupid boy will find a backer and catch this old madman......"
"What are you talking about, but looking for a fight?"
The middle-aged woman pulled Ling Yun and walked outside the door of the flower hall, looking back and smiling, flicking her sleeves.
With a "snap", the white jade lotus's buttocks received a gentle invisible palm.
Ling Yun was taken aback. What kind of kung fu is this, with a flick of the sleeve, you can hit the ass of a person a few feet away, which is also amazing!
Bai Yulian was beaten, stroked her buttocks, and said with a wry smile: "Grandma, what are you doing with such long ears?"
"It's over. A good toy that had just arrived was snatched away by the wife. Bai Yu Hibiscus puffed out her cheeks and sighed.
Mu Xiaohong and Sukino Ruolan also shook their heads and sighed. It seems to be a lovely toy, and someone has snatched it away.
The middle-aged woman turned around and led Ling Yun away. As he walked, he said, "Little, go back and teach you this invisible palm." The crazy girls dare to bully you, just like the big aunt just did, and spank their ass. ”
The middle-aged woman walked a long way, but the voice vibrated in the ears of several little girls. They were so angry that they rolled their eyes one by one.
Ling Yun greatly appreciated the middle-aged woman's mention, and asked earnestly, "Auntie, how many days will it take to learn?"
"How many days?" The middle-aged woman was stunned for a moment and muttered, "A few days won't work." However, it was not too long. It should take you fifty or sixty years to learn. ”
"What? fifty or sixty years?"
Ling Yun shouted: "I've become old men in fifty or sixty years, and they've become little old ladies! I'm an old man, how many little old ladies' butts are beaten? Besides, their old man, can he be willing to let me fight?"
"Well, that's true. The middle-aged woman chuckled. After thinking about it, he said, "Otherwise, you will marry all the girls." When the time comes, we'll spank them again, and no one will gossip, right?"
"No, I won't marry them. Otherwise, I would have been bullied to death by them before I learned the invisible palm!"
Ling Yun shook his head again and again, rolled his eyes and asked, "Auntie, is there an invisible palm technique that can be learned in a few days?"
"You can learn it in a few days...... "The middle-aged woman muttered, "It doesn't seem to be." In addition to this invisible palm, I will also make a silent fist. But this silent fist will take decades to learn......"
While speaking, the middle-aged woman took Ling Yun to the fire room, poured him hot water, and asked him to wash his face and hands. I am still wondering if there are any shadowless or invisible exercises that I can quickly learn.
This middle-aged woman, surnamed Beishan, is named Chunying. It is the dowry girl of Grandma Bai Yu Qingyun.
Bai Yu Qingyun's grandmother was born in a martial arts family. It is the daughter of the world-famous Zhongyue Palace master Kitayama Yuxiu. Kitayama Chunying is the son of a family, and has served Bai Yu Qingyun's grandmother since he was a child, practicing with her. Deeply passed on. After arriving at Xiyue Palace, he learned the martial arts of Xiyue Palace.
And Kitayama Harukei's favorite thing to do is not to practice martial arts, but to cook.
When he was young, he cooked a good dish, and when he was middle-aged, the dish, the dish, and the peak of his life.
It is unbelievable that she actually entered the Tao from cooking and cultivated to the body of an immortal.
A hundred years have passed in the blink of an eye, and the grandfather and grandmother of Bai Yu Qingyun, who are bent on becoming immortals, have long since turned to dust. And she is still the same as when she was middle-aged.
Now, Kitayama Chunying is in Xiyue Palace and is one of the few old ancestors.
Because I always like to cook and cook, and I like to be with children, I have been staying in the kitchen in the inner courtyard, and I have not opened a hole to build a mansion, and I concentrate on cultivation.
Even so, her supernatural powers, in the entire Taihua Mountain, are definitely one of the few.
It's just that no one outside knows that Xiyue Palace is actually buried, and she, a master of the two palaces, is buried.
But the core disciples of Xiyue Palace all know that this young ancestor has vast and unfathomable powers. He had already been revered as the Supreme Elder of Xiyue Palace.
Even the crazy girls in the inner courtyard are pampered by her, and they can be informal, but deep down, their respect for her is definitely no less than that of the ancestors on the top of the five peaks of Taihua Mountain.
Let's say that Ling Yun washed his hands casually, and took the opportunity to wash his face to take Xiao Taishen out of his mouth and put it in his arms.
Although Xiao Taishen escaped, he suffered a lot. Especially in Taihua Town, Ling Yun ate big knife noodles and hemp food bubbles, which made him burn him a lot. There have been complaints for a long time.
At this time, Ling Yun took the opportunity to take him out and put him in his arms, making him feel at ease.
Ling Yun settled the little Taishen, and saw that Beishan Chunying actually thought about it seriously.
Ling Yun's mind was open. This old ancestor's skills are so strong, if he can worship her as a teacher, he can learn advanced spells. Revenge, isn't there hope!
In addition, you can also avoid the white jade clouds. lest his premonition with Xiao Taishen come true
Even if you can't avoid Bai Yuqingyun for a while, with such a solid backer, who can do anything to yourself
Ling Yun, the chicken thief, rolled his eyes twice, and immediately made up his mind to change jobs.
So, Ling Yun smiled and said, "Auntie, don't think about it. Look at the wrinkles that make you tired, it doesn't look good. Auntie, that little girl is called Brother Giant God. I don't think that's a good thing. But I don't know what this giant god brother means, do you know what it means?"
Kitayama Chunying frowned, looked up and thought about it, and smiled: "I remember." Little Douhua teases you. I remember, this is a code language in the rivers and lakes, also known as black language. Brother Giant God is a child. ”
"Then Xiao Douhua is Miss?" Ling Yun asked by inference.
"The child can be taught!" Kitayama Harukei nodded and smiled: "Even if you don't win, it's not far away! Douhua is not a young lady, but a girl." ”
"Hehe, this thing is interesting!" Ling Yun smiled happily, "You can teach me this first." What invisible palms, silent fists, let's take our time. ”
Medium. If you are willing to learn, I will teach you. These things will be useful when you go to the rivers and lakes to experience in the future. Kitayama Haruka smiled and nodded. Then asked Ling Yun: "Little girl, if you want to eat anything delicious, tell your aunt." Auntie will do it for you. (A good event for pie in the sky, cool mobile phones are waiting for you to take!Follow up ~ Dian/Chinese network public account (WeChat add friends - add public account - enter qdread), participate now! Everyone has a prize, now immediately pay attention to qdread WeChat public account!)