In the past, I always felt that the sketches played on the Spring Festival Gala were just for everyone to laugh happily when they had Chinese New Year's Eve dinner together, and there would be nothing to do after laughing.

But today, Xiao Yi finally understands that those seemingly interesting sketches contain a huge amount of knowledge!

Xiao Yi felt that maybe one day he would get tired of this kind of life, and he could find a place to live and write a book quietly, the name of the book was "On the Role of Sketches in Another Dimension"!

Who would have thought that the jokes on the earth that have been rotten on the streets of the world have not been heard, isn't it too funny?

Seeing this group of people stupidly doing what they asked, after doing it, an expression that was even more Fan Wei appeared on their faces, and Xiao Yi had a very strange feeling in his heart.

In other words, is this because your own IQ is too high or the other party's IQ is already in arrears?

After all, the masses have no professional knowledge, and the so-called interlacing is like a mountain, and it is really difficult to think about this kind of thing for a while when the profession is not right.

But don't you claim to have a deep attainment in pill medicine? You don't even know this kind of thing, don't you feel ashamed to nod your head in that place, what about the good discipline, the bottom line?

"I didn't expect to meet a master today, let's admit it, we'll leave right now and give us the antidote!"

Hua Qiangu is a happy person, and after seeing that he really has the symptoms that Xiao Yi said, he immediately said that he didn't want to dwell on this matter. His happy Cheng dù made Xiao Yi unable to adapt for a while.

Hua Qiangu doesn't feel ashamed at all, what is there to say that his skills are not as good as others? Moreover, people still use poison, so many people have not appeared, and there is no shame in not showing up themselves. The master of using drugs originally pays attention to killing people invisibly.

Besides, there are so many sisters behind him, and when he comes out with him, he feels that he is afraid that he will suffer, and when there are many people, there will be a helper in the fight.

But no one thought that there would be a danger to their lives when they came out, they were all girls, and they were usually great when they competed in cultivation, and they really couldn't do it with real knives and guns.

Now that he has not done anything, he has been poisoned by others, and if his group of sisters are damaged in this place, the consequences are not something that Hua Qiangu can bear.

No matter how favored she is in the sect, if so many sisters are allowed to stay in this place, what awaits her at that time can only be the cave in the back mountain, maybe she may be expelled from the sect!

Besides, the sisters all came out to help her, and she couldn't help her sisters if she let them take risks for her own affairs!

There is nothing to be done about it, since everyone has already admitted it, it is not easy for them to be as knowledgeable as a few women. Besides, he is weak in this world, and if people really move the forces of the sect to find him trouble, the consequences will be terrible!

Thinking of this, Xiao Yi nodded and said, "Okay, since the flower girl is willing to give me such a face, then we will naturally talk about it! Xiaohong, give me the antidote!"

After speaking, Xiao Yi turned his head to look at Lin Fenghong and stretched out his hand.

Lin Fenghong immediately panicked, what kind of antidote, no matter whether this poison exists or not, in the end, this poison was made by Xiao Yi, where did he find the antidote?

Lin Fenghong looked at Hua Qiangu, then looked at Xiao Yi and whispered, "Brother Xiao Yi, I don't have an antidote in my hands!"

"Are you stupid, just take out some medicine to condition your body, as long as you eat it, you won't have any life, there won't be any big problem. ”

"Oh, I know!" Lin Fenghong took out a small bottle from his body and handed it to Xiao Yi.

"It's good to get something cheap to fool them, you don't need to come up with anything too good, this thing isn't very valuable!"

Lin Fenghong nodded stupidly and said, "This is a very ordinary elixir, but Brother Xiao Yi, the other party is very likely to recognize what this is, are you sure you want this way?"

Xiao Yi gave Lin Fenghong a reassuring look, then turned his head to Hua Qiangu and said, "Okay, the antidote is in this place, I will detoxify you!"

After speaking, Xiao Yi threw the small bottle in his hand into the air, and the bottle actually burst directly in the air and turned into powder floating everywhere.

After doing this, Xiao Yi patted it and said, "Now as long as everyone waits for a stick of incense in this inn, there will be nothing wrong after you inhale the medicine into your body." ”

Xiao Yi is so smart, since he gives the medicine to others to eat, and others can taste it, wouldn't it be good if he simply didn't let the other party taste it.

Anyway, now this group of people is not poisoned, and it's not up to him to say what to do.

But what Xiao Yi didn't expect appeared, originally this group of people just stayed here honestly and waited for Xiao Yi to be almost done, and they would tell them that they had been detoxified.

But who knew that this group of people actually began to breathe desperately, trying to suck the powder into their bodies as much as possible, this scene was too funny. Watching this group of people breathe violently one by one, Xiao Yi, who blushed and had a thick neck, was really afraid that he would laugh if he accidentally didn't hold back.

"Alright, everyone, you can leave, the toxins in your body should have been removed. You may have diarrhea after you go back, but this is normal, so you don't have to worry. I said that it is a medicine to regulate the body, so all that is discharged is the toxins in the body!" Xiao Yi clapped his hands and said professionally.

Lin Fenghong came up again and asked, "Brother Xiao Yi, didn't you say that they weren't poisoned at all, why do they still have stomach trouble?"

"Scientific studies have shown that when a person is greatly frightened, the body will have a stress response, usually expressed as vomiting and diarrhea, which is normal. You don't know what science means? Of course, even the great ones don't know what science means, and the only ones who understand it are those brick beasts!"

Hua Qiangu tried it, and the feeling of paralysis on her feet just now was indeed gone, she got up from her seat and arched her hand at Xiao Yiyi with a cold face: "Since this is the case, then I will say goodbye to Xiao Yigongzi, the green mountains will not change the green water and the long stream, we will have a period in the future!"

After speaking, Hua Qiangu waved his hand and took his sisters away!

Xiao Yi also felt that the other party should be like this, they had already lost such a big person here, and if they didn't leave at this time, when would they wait? Could it be that they stayed in this place and waited for Xiao Yi to invite them to dinner!

After watching Hua Qiangu walk away, Xiao Yi arched his hand towards the other guests of the inn and said, "Everyone, I was really offended just now. Actually, you don't have to worry at all, I don't use poison, and everyone is not poisoned, it's just some little tricks. ”

Xiao Yi felt that this kind of thing must be explained, there are so many people here, maybe there will be people who will participate in the Hundred Years Ghost King mission in the future, and he doesn't want to make enemies against others inexplicably, and it will be embarrassing if someone stabs him in the back at that time.

The people around him smiled and said that they didn't mind much, whether it was a real smile or a fake smile, or even if they barely pulled the corners of their mouths twice, they must make their expressions look like they don't care about it.

For Jian Xiu, the way they are accustomed to fighting is to face to face with real swords and guns, and they are both disdainful and afraid of the method of secretly poisoning and quietly killing people.

It is not a shameful thing to die under someone else's sword, as a sword cultivator, being able to die on the battlefield makes them the greatest destination.

But if you die inexplicably on the bed, on the dining table or on the pit, it will be embarrassing, and your reputation will be ruined!

After thinking about it, Xiao Yi said again: "In order to express my apologies, I decided to invite everyone to a meal tonight, I don't know if you have time!"

As soon as he said this, it didn't matter, and the people around him immediately found all kinds of reasons to leave!

Isn't this a joke, the master of using poison wants to invite himself to eat, is this meal so delicious, maybe he will already bleed when he eats it!

When everyone saw this situation, they all quit and went back to their rooms. But most people wait until they get back to their rooms and start sitting on their beds to meditate on drugs!

"Big brother, didn't the guy named Xiao Yi just now say that we are fine, and people also said that people don't use poison at all, just to scare the enemy!"

"Second stunned, you are really a second stunned! Do you believe what he says? He said that he is your father, and you believe it too?"

"How is it possible, I know who my father is, if he dares to say that, I will beat him!"

"Isn't this enough! Since you can't believe what he said, why do you think he didn't poison us at that time? And why do you believe that he detoxified us? If people are really a master of using drugs, they might tell you that they really use drugs, and when the time comes, everyone will be on guard and let him do it?"

"But I don't think it looks like it! I think this person is still very sincere!"

"It's just that you have too little experience. I've seen a few masters of poison before, similar to this one named Xiao Yi. They are all on the surface and behind the scenes, and don't be surprised if you see him stabbing you in the future while laughing and talking to you!

So don't continue to talk nonsense with me in this place now, what you have to do is hurry back to your room and use your skills to force the poison! I don't believe he didn't poison me, if he hadn't been poisoned, why did so many of us have numb feet at that time?

This is the best proof, he is lying, he was poisoned at the time, so he is a master of using poison, this kind of person is too insidious, if there is no need in the future, don't offend this kind of person!"

The second stunned man knew so many Dao Dao, he had just come out of the master's door. After listening to his eldest brother's end, he was also scared enough, and he didn't need his eldest brother to urge, he crawled back to his room.

In this way, the news that there was a master of poison living in the inn in Longyan City spread!

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