Chapter 0064: Hugh Zhangren
"No need to put it. It's good on this couch. It's much better than my hardboard bed......" Ling Yun screamed in ventriloquism.
"Little grandson, I can speak with my stomach. Beishan heard Ling Yun speak, put his heart at ease, and happily scolded in his hometown: "Get out of here!"
Beishan Chunying laughed, her wrist flicked, and she flipped it again, and Ling Yun had already flown into her hand.
Shicai, she and Bai Yu Qingyun didn't know the details of the enemy, and with the rat thrower, they didn't dare to shoot lightly. There will be no scruples, and the real ability will be revealed.
Kitayama Chunying looked at Ling Yun's throat first, and when he saw that there was no major problem, he completely relieved his heart.
He supported him with his left hand, slapped him twice on the ass with his right hand, and said angrily: "You can't run away? Who dressed you like this, it's ugly to death." ”
Seeing the master's true feelings, Ling Yun trembled a little, and almost cried out loud.
However, instead of crying, he laughed and said, "I'm afraid that someone will harm me, so I deliberately dressed up like this." Aunt Master, why are you here?"
"There was such a big incident in your family, and you ran away without a sound, can the master not look for you?"
Zhu Jin'er looked at the two senior sisters in horror. An Feifeng and Dongdan picked up stars, and they also looked at each other. They noticed that Kitayama Chunying did not deliberately explain Ling Yun's acupoints.
Between talking and laughing, they solved their unique acupoint method of flying willow flower picking courtyard.
It seems that at the beginning, people had scruples and didn't dare to make a move. Otherwise, they may suffer a big loss.
It seems that this human immortal realm is really unfathomable.
An Feifeng stepped forward, clasped his hands together at Beishan Chunying, and said, "Senior, please forgive Senior Sister for being young and ignorant and hurting Ling Gao's disciples." ”
"It's fine. Without waiting for Beishan Chunying to speak, Ling Yun preemptively smiled evilly: "Zi said: It is raining in the sky, and the little couple does not hold grudges when they fight." It is natural for a man to beat his mother-in-law, and it is a natural righteousness for a mother-in-law to beat a man. ”
"Nonsense!" Zhu Jin'er's face turned red, and she stomped her feet and scolded angrily: "Which one is your mother-in-law?"
"That's it, you're a woman. How can I be married to my little sister?" asked Dongdan with a humble head.
"Lao Tzu...... Honjo owner...... Ben Gongzi sees that women's clothes are fun, and they can wear them casually, isn't it okay?" Ling Yun opened his mouth.
"This... Personal hobbies. No one else has the right to interfere. ”
Dongdan Xingxing nodded seriously, but shook his head again, and then said: "Even if you are a man, you can't just call your little junior sister your mother-in-law and take advantage of her, right?"
"yes. Even if the little junior sister offends you and should be punished, this is not the case. ”
Although An Feifeng was also puzzled, he also looked gloomy.
Secretly thought: "This kid is really not a good bird! Even if you don't let people do it, you can't say that the little girl is your daughter-in-law as soon as you come up!"
"Don't talk nonsense. Kitayama Harukage drank lightly.
"Why, do you want to pay the bill? I still wanted to let you go. But now it seems that you and your father are a litter. Then don't blame me for being unsympathetic. ”
Ling Yun was furious, but he still had a smile on his face.
He looked at the embarrassed master and the uncomfortable nephew Bai Yuqingyun. looked at An Feifeng with a sullen face, and Dongdan with a confused face picked up the stars, and shouted loudly:
"Aunt Master, two fairy sisters, you don't know. This Nizi's father, Zhu Hongchen, broke his errand back then, and it was my grandfather who came forward to save his life. Zhu Hongchen gave his youngest daughter to me as a concubine......"
What is a litter of raccoon dogs, that is called a hill...... Little bastard!Father, your father-in-law...... is also a name you can call casually......"
Zhu Jin'er's little face was red and distorted, and she pointed at Ling Yun angrily, not only wanting to correct Ling Yun's misuse of nouns, but also wanting to accuse him of disrespecting his father-in-law.
But he couldn't be justified, so he could only vaguely and glaring angrily.
"What, you still want to kill people and kill people? The owner of this village said that life and death are fate, and wealth is in the sky. When my master doesn't come, you can't kill me. This will want to kill me, that's a camel drilling into a hen's nest!" Ling Yun looked at Zhu Jin'er triumphantly.
"Son, what do you mean by a camel drilling into a chicken nest?" asked Kitayama Haruka curiously.
"Camels drill into the hen's nest, but there is no way! It is also called a dirt and a hook, and the door is lost!" Ling Yun shouted happily.
"This ...... of the seed," Kitayama Harukei couldn't help laughing.
"That...... This little boy, may I ask me, which Holy Son said that it is raining in the sky and flowing down, what kind of fight is not like that?"
Dongdan endured and endured it, and finally couldn't help but ask curiously: "Why haven't I heard the master say, this classic saying? In which classic is this holy saying?
"Haha......" Ling Yun laughed and said, "This kind of university asks, where does your master know where to go." Seeing that you are a tireless and good student like me, I will make an exception to sue you. This is what I, this boy, listened to the sheep herder. ”
"This ......," Dongdan stammered.
Dongdan Xingxing has been cultivating in the master's door, and is extremely obsessed with martial arts and learning, and his martial arts are among the best among his peers, no less than his senior sister An Feifeng.
Therefore, it is similar to Kitayama Haruki, and he doesn't understand worldly things very well. She really thought that it was a virtuous man who said this, but she didn't expect that it was Ling Yun who heard the sheep herding say.
"Xiao'er, what you said about this Nizi is your daughter-in-law, but is it true?" Beishan Chunying asked solemnly: "This is a major event related to women's famous festivals, don't you dare to talk nonsense." ”
"I don't know if it's real or not. Anyway, that's what my grandmother told me: Back then, when I was 100 days old, Zhu Hongchen saw me and said that I had a good look. There will be great things to do in the future. Then he said to my grandfather that he would give me his little daughter and make me a concubine in the future......"
"Fart! stinky fart!! stinky ......" Zhu Jin'er interrupted Ling Yun's words, stomping her feet and shouting.
"It stinks, it doesn't smell good. ”
Ling Yun covered his nose and shouted in a matter-of-fact manner: "Fart, fart, why do you still bring out the smell of rouge!? I've heard of adulteration of fart, but I've never heard of it, and there is adulteration of rouge in fart." ”
"You ......" Zhu Jin'er stammered. It's ridiculous.
"Poof", Dongdan picked up the stars and laughed, and then said with a smile: "This little boy is really interesting, what do you put that, how can you still adulterate and adulterate rouge?"
Beishan Chunying, An Feifeng, and Bai Yu Qingyun couldn't help laughing.
An Feifeng couldn't help but smile and shouted: "Senior Sister Dongdan, do you miss a few words?"
"Son, don't talk nonsense!" Beishan Chunying scolded Ling Yun.
"Whether I'm talking nonsense or not, God knows. ”
Ling Yun tried his best to be strict, but he still smiled and said, "That's what my grandmother told me back then. Zhu Hongchen wants to give me his little daughter, and when I grow up, he will make me a concubine. My grandfather was not easy to refuse, so he agreed. Later, Zhu Hongchen's eldest daughter entered the palace and was favored by the emperor. My grandfather felt that letting the emperor's sister-in-law make me a concubine was afraid that he would not look good on the emperor's face. Only then did he re-propose that Zhu Hongchen's youngest daughter should be my wife in the future. That's the way it is, whether it's true or not, go and testify against them yourself! I don't see any of them now. ”
"Senior sister, is this the case?"
Although An Feifeng asked Zhu Jin'er in a questioning tone, it can be seen that her little face is red, distorted, and depressed. I already believe what Ling Yun said, and 80% of it is true.
"This ...... It's a matter between their elders, how can I know. Zhu Jin'er muttered indistinctly and inaudibly.
"Then, then, let's go to Zhu Hongchen and ask him face to face, won't it be clear. ”
Beishan Chunying looked at Zhu Jin'er carefully, the old woman looked at her daughter-in-law, and said with a smile: "This little girl is good! The face and waist length are good, and the cultivation of roots and bones is even better! If there is such a thing, the blessing of this stupid apprentice is really not shallow." ”
"Master, it's no longer interesting to ask or not!"
Ling Yunyan said seriously: "Zhu Hongchen, this person is too treacherous. If I recognize this kind of person as my father-in-law, I have to guard against being stabbed at any time and anywhere, and my spine will be cold every day! I will not do such a loss-making thing. I declare that this father-in-law, I don't want to live or die. I officially announce that I will take this father-in-law off!"