Chapter 85: The Demon Clan's IQ Shortcomings
Young people always have vanity.
The old monkeys looked at each other if you didn't join the Demon God Sect, and I would be anxious with you, so that Ye Qing was very much used for this kind of praise.
Of course, Ye Qing was extremely excited, but he also did not forget that among the thirty kinds of heaven and earth birth and cultivation bloodlines that this group of old monkeys had said, there was a Finger Snake.
According to the meaning of this group of old monkeys, heaven and earth give birth to blood, except for the kind of little slippery oil that is willing to fall and cannot be raised.
The rest are a little bit energetic, and they are all properly recruited.
Referring to the Xuan Snake Ice Xuanyue, from the first time he saw the black Jiao, he revealed his eagerness to join the Demon God Sect. Next time I go back, I can bring it with me.
"Can you be assessed?" Feng Ningyu, who was jealous on the side, said like knocking over the vinegar jar.
"The immortal jade mantis of the Shenwu Realm? Yes, yes, you have assessed the first talent, and if you enter through that door, it will be the place for the next assessment. The old monkeys selectively glanced at Feng Ningyu a few times, and then pointed to an inner door on the edge of the main hall.
Xiao Tianjia Sea Dragon stepped forward to report to his home, the smiles on the faces of the old monkeys were gone, and it seemed that the related households were not welcomed anywhere.
Feng Ningyu walked halfway, turned around and asked why not let Jiaolong go with him?
Several old monkeys waved their hands again and again: "With its talent and bloodline, it has been tested a hundred times, and it is stable, no need to take the test." ”
"Why?" Feng Ningyu refused to participate in the assessment with a royal arrogance: "Bloodline! Bloodline! Bloodline is noble, can it be superior to me? Okay, you let it fight with me, I want to see if it is the bloodline is powerful, or my two folding knives are powerful." ”
"It's not going, and I won't take the test!" Feng Ningyu looked very excited, and his hair was aimed at the black Jiao that was about to be lifted to the sky, and directly ignored the little Tianjia Sea Dragon who had no sense of existence.
This......
The old monkeys were in a difficult situation, and in all fairness, the Fengning Jade that the Divine Martial Realm Sixfold Cultivation was also a rare and beautiful jade that they didn't want to miss. Seventeen-year-old Shenwu Realm sixfold. Even the Demon God Sect is very rare.
In the eyes of the old monkeys, the dragon and it are like watermelons and papayas, and the papaya is absolutely distressed when it is thrown away.
"Isn't it just an assessment, for me, it's also the difficulty of turning over the palm and looking at the pattern, and pinching the snail with three claws. Ye Qing didn't want to make a lot of unpleasantness because of himself before he got started.
Just take the assessment.
"Very good!" Feng Ningyu glared at Hei Jiao coldly. His gaze was like a sharp claw tearing flesh and blood, spitting out an aggressive cold light: "I want to see and see, the most noble bloodline in the world, what kind of moth can be tested." ”
Ye Qing controlled the black Jiao to rub, rub, rub, and drill headlong into the door leading to the assessment site.
Feng Ningyu quickly followed, leaving the old monkeys there alone You look at me, I look at you.
"Alas~ How is this good?"
One of the old monkeys with the longest longevity slapped his hairy thighs and cried with a sad face: "As soon as Jiaolong participates in the assessment, we can't help it even if we want to help it cheat." It's only a little bigger, and it can't pass this assessment. ”
"I just went to Nirvana Mountain. Lord Tianfeng, she is not here. ”
The old monkey who had just come back from outside scratched his ears and cheeks: "Jiaolong can't pass the next level of assessment, so you have to study until you pass the assessment." Lord Tianfeng knew about it, and he would definitely scold us. ”
"Alas~ The rules set by Lord Tianfeng cannot be broken!"
Subsequently~
The demon clan who fought between the two was completely dumbfounded......
They may have come before. I imagined countless kinds of assessments, but I never imagined that this would be the case.
In the huge room that is 100 zhang high and 1,000 zhang long, it is sparse and sparsely sparsely sitting. There are no less than five hundred demon beasts of all kinds. The youngest has a child-tall little white fox, and the largest has a copper mountain bull with a bulky body no less than the Tianjia Sea Dragon.
A few old monkeys held thread-bound books and carried long whips. He was standing under the huge wall in a frustrated manner, teaching these demons a lesson......
Around the room, there are horrible bookshelves and horrific books.
"The second assessment is the human culture course. An old monkey with a longevity hair came in, squinted his eyes, and stared at Feng Ningyu with a smile: "There are hundreds of millions of demon species, and there are hundreds of millions of languages. Therefore, if you want to cultivate immortals, the first step is to learn human language and written culture. ”
"As the saying goes, there are odd and even strange numbers in numbers, and people are wise and foolish, and this is especially true of our demon clan. When you meet those stupid people, you can puff off your eyebrows. Look at these, the oldest of them even has disciples who were introductory examiners twenty years ago. ”
"Twenty years of cultural classes?" Hei Jiao was dumbfounded, even if he was a pig, he wouldn't fail the exam after twenty years of study, right?
The Demon God Sect opens the mountain once a month to accept disciples, and only the two of them come to sign up this month. Counting in Dali, there are an average of five demon clans coming to report every month, and in twenty years, there are only 1,200 disciples.
In the room in front of him, there were five hundred disciples. Got rid of the rotten wood that was eliminated in the first talent assessment, and five hundred of the remaining disciples were stuck in the second cultural assessment.
From here alone, you can one-sidedly appreciate how harsh the Demon God Sect is in accepting disciples.
"Little mantis, don't blame me for not warning you beforehand. Sometimes, 10,000 hours of blind effort is no match for half an hour of pondering by a smart man. Our Demon God Sect is a great sect in the world, and it pays attention to literature, talent, etiquette, morality, wisdom, strategy, and comprehensive literacy. ”
"If you don't have a good brain, we don't accept it, you think about it first, do you decide to take cultural classes here for a few years, or do you immediately send out the assessment papers?"
"Of course, these are the requirements of the demon clan with a bad bloodline. This old monkey added that he was not afraid of hurting people's self-esteem.
It almost told Feng Ningyu explicitly, because it was far from Jiaolong's qualifications. Even if Jiaolong ponders for half an hour, it can catch up with the effect of your hard cultivation for a day.
"Immediately, hair curls!" Feng Ningyu cut categorically.
Being able to cultivate into the sixfold Divine Martial Realm, without great talent and great wisdom, isn't it a joke?
It wants to take a cultural lesson to slap Jiaolong in the face. Make it realize that the bloodline is of no use other than that it can be used for the sake of the Ether.
"No problem, you all sign up this month. There are so many exam papers that I can't use them up, and if you write it wrong, I'll replace it for you directly. The level of the old monkey's striking is as high as that of its Shouyuan, looking at Feng Ningyu's pair of bone stabbing hand knives, and said with a smile: "Explain in advance, the handwriting must be neat, and it is not allowed to use Shen Nian to control the pen." ”
Hei Jiao almost laughed and cramped on the side, and he was not allowed to use his mind to control the pen, so he used two knives to write with a brush?
Feng Ningyu's slender body trembled violently, and it took a lot of effort to barely resist the urge to pick up the knife and poke the old monkey into a hole.
"Jiaolong, don't worry, you can't take the test and there will be a next time. The old monkey's eyes flashed, and he changed to an amiable look again.
Hei Jiao nodded, and then a slightly stiff voice suddenly sounded in his ears.
"Pretend you didn't hear anything, I'm using my telecommunication powers to send you a message. The old monkey's lips did not move at all, and his face was old-fashioned and old-fashioned: "Be bold to take the test, if you can't take the test this time, we will open a small stove for you, and it won't take a year to get through." ”
......
The old monkey went to set up the examination room, leaving Jiaolong and Feng Ningyu staring at each other with big eyes.
The atmosphere on their side was silent, and many of the demon clans who were not very bright were flickering with eager eyes.
The Demon God Sect only holds a literary examination once a month, and among this group of demon clans who have learned human language and culture, there are at least a hundred people outside the number, and they are all required to take the exam every month.
The examination room was quickly set up, and each person had a yellow-brown paper paper the size of a vegetable garden.
The exam paper is huge, and the handwriting inside is equally huge. But no matter how big the handwriting is, it can't withstand this huge exam paper that can scare people to death.
On the edge of the examination room, there were at least tens of thousands of brushes.
Various sizes, strange shapes.
Those old examiners all bring their own brushes, as long as Heijiao and Feng Ningyu are picky and selective.
In all fairness, among the demon clans, the most suitable for writing calligraphy is the ape family. They are born with a very similar appearance to humans, and it is not too cool to write brush words with five fingers, and most of the calligraphy masters in the demon clan are from their clan.
Jiaolong is considered to be medium, and the three claws hold the brush, which is stronger than Feng Ningyu.
"Peeking at the exam papers of other disciples, and those who cheat with divine powers, will be expelled from the Demon God Sect immediately and will never be recruited. The old monkey set up an hourglass at twelve o'clock, and said with a bitter face that he could begin.
The examination room was suddenly filled with the sound of biting the pen and pumping cold air.
Naturally, the monthly assessment questions cannot be the same, so that the demon race, whose natural wisdom is hard, can only complete the exam questions that can be completed by intellectuals who have read books for a few years to participate in the most intelligent human race in the world.
The difficulty itself is that the candle fire breaks the iron, and the chicken pecks at the rice warehouse.
But then again, the demon clan is born with shortcomings in wisdom, if you don't even have this bit of learning perseverance and faith, how can you talk about cultivating immortals, to stand at the top of this world to see the scenery?
The sound of a tree breaking came from a corner of the examination room. The largest copper mountain bull, after the examination was over, threw away his hooves and interrupted the pen with black lines, and silently withdrew from the examination room.
In the next time, hundreds of demon candidates, some began to bite the pen, some began to gnaw on the test papers, some began to drink ink, and some scolded their mothers while filling in the test papers crookedly.
Hei Jiao refused to start writing for a long time, because his stomach was about to hurt from laughter.
Let's see what it's all about......
Arithmetic problems!
Ten times three, one hundred divided by five, and one thousand minus four hundred and five......
What's even more ridiculous is that some demon clans actually pulled off a lot of hair from their bodies like grass and played the trick of grass stalks there. And those demon clans who were sleek and didn't grow hair looked at those hairs with jealousy and envy.
Below the arithmetic problem is the comprehension question, that is, to explain the meaning of some idioms in the vernacular.
[Unwavering], [Vicious], [Smooth Journey]......
Then there are the main points in the Pentateuch, and the excerpts from the examination papers are all relatively simple sentences.
The laugher below......
It's a criminal case about human beings, let these demons decide the case!
These questions, compared to the exam questions of the Giant Spirit Sect, are outrageously simple.
I really want to pretend that I can't, but it's a pity that Ye Qing can take the test with his toes, and he can also get a full score. (To be continued......)