Chapter 67: Golden Silk Armor [One Shift]

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A fire in the tavern.

The charcoal burns red, and a layer of orange-red glow spreads on the house, giving people a warm and heart-warming feeling.

Liu Chen strode in and shouted, "Boss, bring the best wine." ”

With a bang, the few remaining taels of silver were slapped on the table by Liu Chen.

Although it was only a few pieces of broken silver, it was in good condition, seven or eight taels, and it was enough to drink a meal in this tavern.

The wine was served quickly.

The one who sent the wine was not the proprietress or the second child, but an old man, the owner of this hotel.

Liu Chen is not the only one in the wine shop, there is also a person not far away who drinks alone, and there are dishes and dim sum such as dates, beef, fried shrimp, and roast chicken on the table, which makes people have a great appetite.

Liu Chen couldn't help but swallow his saliva.

"His grandmother's. Liu Chen slapped the wine table suddenly, shaking the wine bowl and clanging, he scolded angrily: "Lao Tzu gave eight taels of silver, and a jar of wine sent Lao Tzu away?" Pig ears, spicy belly strips, steamed beef tendons, braised fish balls, choose the best one and give it to Lao Tzu. Otherwise, smash your bird shop. ”

Drinking alcohol and not eating meat is a difficult day. Watching others eat and drink, Liu Chen's mouth was about to fade out of the bird.

The old man walked out of the kitchen tremblingly, trembling and laughing: "Big, uncle, the osmanthus nectar brewed in this store is seven taels of silver a catty, you, your silver is only enough to buy a jar of wine." ”

"What kind of osmanthus honey is brewed, so expensive, is it better than the red taste of the old daughter?" Liu Chen glared.

"The osmanthus honey brew of our store, mellow and long, sweet and cold, is famous in these ten miles and eight towns. Uncle, you can take a sip and taste, if you are not satisfied, the little old man will not charge a penny of wine money. ”

"That's what you said. Liu Chen smiled, picked up the wine jar and drank it wildly, and drank the entire jar of osmanthus nectar in one go.

Liu Chen was drinking happily here, but the thin yellow-faced man next to him was full of sadness, looking around vigilantly from time to time, obviously not interested in drinking.

Boom, Liu Chen put the wine jar on the table, burped comfortably, lay on the wine table groggily, and muttered: "This wine is strong enough, seven taels of silver can be spent, uh, it is worth spent." ”

Maybe the drunken energy was too great, Liu Chen fell asleep in a daze, and a snoring sound that shook the earth sounded in a moment.

The old man's dull gaze gradually became sharp and cunning.

Bang, the yellow-faced man also followed in his footsteps, slumped on the wine table, and slept like a dead pig.

The old man's movements were fast, light and agile like an ape.

Perhaps knowing that Liu Chen was a poor ghost, the old man abandoned Liu Chen's package and threw it aside at will.

He was very interested in the package of the yellow-faced thin man, and after carefully flipping through it, he seemed to have found something treasured, and his eyes lit up, shooting out a wolf-like light. The old face like orange peel cracked to the sides, like chrysanthemums blooming.

He was so happy that he couldn't help but laugh wildly, and the sound of interference pierced the eardrums like an old owl.

Liu Chen and the yellow-faced thin man slept deeply, and although the old man's wolf-like laughter was harsh, it couldn't make any noise to them. Liu Chen's snoring became louder and louder, and even suppressed the old man's laughter for a while.

This made the old man very dissatisfied.

So, Liu Chen and the yellow-faced thin man were tied up.

The yellow-faced thin man had an oily and smelly rag in his mouth. The old man originally planned to stuff a piece for Liu Chen, but he couldn't open his mouth, so he had to give up.

Liu Chen's mouth was very strange, and he could neither stuff it into a rag nor cover it with a sackcloth. No matter what the cloth was, as soon as it came close to his mouth, it was blown away by the powerful air that erupted from the snort.

"It's really evil. The old man was angry, thinking that Liu Chen was pretending to be asleep, so he slapped him a few times, and the palm force of the stele cracking stone slammed on Liu Chen's body, and Liu Chen suddenly lost his breath.

"The world is finally pure. The old man sighed and clapped his palms in satisfaction.

How could the owner of an ordinary liquor store have such amazing palm power? Perhaps only the proprietress knows.

The door curtain was lifted, and the proprietress shook three times in one step, and walked out of the kitchen with lotus steps.

The proprietress looks like she is in her forties, but she doesn't look too old, her eyes are still very amorous, her skin is still very white, and her teeth are neat and clean, but her neck and waist are ......

She no longer has a neck and a waist.

Her neck was full of white and greasy fat. With each step, the fat shook violently, making a sound like a rattle, and under the white and transparent skin, the fat oil was faintly visible rolling around, as if it would break through the skin's shackles at any time, overflowing with crystal oil beads.

Her waist is no longer a waist. It's buckets, big buckets full of fat. In one step and three shakes, the white waves churned, and the old man's stomach was churning, and he almost vomited out all the bitter gall water.

These two people are Lady Rose and Purple-faced Erlang Sun Kui.

"You dead ghost, what are you doing with golden silk armor? Could it be that you still want to marry Lin Xian'er, the first beauty in the world? The toad wants to eat swan meat, you don't cultivate. ”

Twenty years ago, Madame Rose was also a famous beauty in the martial arts.

Women, especially those who were once beautiful, are unreasonably jealous when they are no longer there. Speaking of young beauties in the martial arts, Madame Rose was so jealous that she couldn't wait for all the young and beautiful women in the world to become like herself.

Sun Kui's face turned pale, and he muttered in a low voice: "I look down on others, how can people look at me? Hey, I'm a toad? Are you a swan?"

Madame Rose jumped to her feet in anger and scolded: "You old immortal, what do you say? Say it? Who of the young heroes and merry swordsmen on the rivers and lakes in the past did not want to come to visit me? The old lady has a good life, but she suffers here with your useless waste, like a great beauty like a flower and jade, and you are ruined like this, and you actually say that I am not a swan? You have no conscience, the old lady fought with you. ”

While the two were arguing, the door curtain suddenly lifted Lao Gao, and the north wind poured in like ice.

Rolling in with the cold wind was a large ball of meat with broken legs.

The man's belly was as large as a bulge, his whole body was squeezed with fat and dirt, and his hair and beard were even more messy, as if he hadn't taken a bath in years, and he could smell the sour stench from afar.

This person is the "Black-hearted Miaolangjun" flower bee.

Back then, the flower bee seduced and seduced the bearded wife, and also got out the child, and the two decided to elope.

Flower Bee asked Lady Rose to seduce Sun Kui, but the two fell in love for a long time, but instead joined forces to restrain him, cut off Flower Bee's two legs, locked him in the cellar, and fed him lard bibimbap every day, and then, Flower Bee became what he is now.

Flower Bee obviously had a deep grudge against Madame Rose and Sun Kui, and said hatefully: "You two dog men and women, you want to swallow the golden silk armor alone, dream!"

Sun Kui's eyes lit up with a fierce light, and he said in a cruel voice: "You fat pig, you dare to send you to the door to find death? ”

"Hehe, you sleep with this sow every day, life is not easy, is it? It is better to die than to live, it is better to ascend to Bliss as soon as possible, and I will give you a ride today." I have kept all the kindness you have done to me in my heart all these years, and I dare not forget it for a day. ”

The flower bee was full of resentment and shrieked and laughed wildly.

Sun Kui and Madame Rose were so soft that they didn't even have the strength to move their fingers or say a word, and they collapsed limply on the ground like two piles of mud.

"I was hit by my five poisons and soft muscles, and I still want to commit murder, which is really beyond my strength. Flower Bee laughed wildly, "Today, I want to repay you well and repay all the kindness you have given me in the past 20 years!"

"Rest assured, you won't die soon. I will exchange the golden silk armor for endless wealth, marry the world's first beauty, be happy and beautiful. When you've seen me, I'll kill you slowly, and you'll die, I promise. Haha, hahaha. ”

Flower Bee's eyes shone with perverted excitement, and she laughed loudly, her face hideous and distorted, like a devil in hell.

"I slept well, but there was a pig howling beside me. Could it be that you are so fat that you can't wait to go to the slaughterhouse?"

Liu Chen stretched his waist, the thumb-thick hemp rope on his body was broken inch by inch, he rubbed his eyes, and said angrily: "Fat pig, do you know that disturbing people's dreams is a capital crime?"

The long sleeves were raised, the breeze was blowing, and the flower bee screamed miserably, fell out five feet away, and smashed a human-shaped pit in the ground. His meridian bones, internal organs, had been shattered by Liu Chen's understated palm.

"Golden Silk Armor, good thing. The treasure is moving, and I am not deceived. After a few days, he led the world's heroes to test the knife with golden silk armor. ”

Liu Chen stretched out his right hand and grabbed it gently, and the golden silk armor rose into the air and fell into his hand.

"Such a fat beauty, I don't know when I will find the second one?"

Liu Chen suddenly burst out, lifted a bench suddenly, slammed it on Madame Rose's face, and scolded: "Ugly fat pig, tell you to come out and be scared!" ”

Spitting, Liu Chen strode out the door, he didn't want to look at Madame Rose's fat face with an oily face and a pig's head.

Out of the door, Liu Chen slashed with his palm, and the fierce and scorching true qi surged like a wave, instantly setting the tavern on fire, burning a raging fire, burying Madame Rose's disgusting body forever, and also burning out the deformed emotions and desires/desires between her and Sun Kui and Flower Bee. (The novel "Crossing in the Xianwu World" will have more fresh content on the official WeChat platform, and there will be a 100% lottery gift for everyone!Open WeChat now, click on the "+" sign in the upper right corner "Add Friends", search for the official account "qdread" and follow, hurry up!)