{My name is Komasa, and I was originally an ordinary high school student.} }

{One day, a sudden crisis enveloped our city, and countless monsters from the two-dimensional world came out of nowhere, tearing down all the arcades, destroying all the Internet cafes, and threatening to kill the CD pirates.} }

{On that day, when the end came, I had just been released from prison and was told of my mission by the Asai boy.} }

{My mother was once the most outstanding of the countless races, and their mission was to save the world, but unfortunately, she died before the crisis, so I, as the last person of the race, took on the difficult task of sealing the exit of the second dimension and killing all the products of the anime.} }

{When I got home in ignorance, all I saw was a bright red liquid, a two-dimensional creature that violently broke into our house and knocked the tomato sauce in my father's hand, who was smearing bread, to the ground.} }

{How cruel is this?} Toast without ketchup is rubbish!Two-dimensional monsters, I can't forgive you for that!} }

{In order to hit the monster, I turned into another monster.} }

{I'm Komasa, my full name is AlexMercer, anime monsters, try the horror of GM!}

After a long introduction, Yiyun's cheeks twitched to the limit, and he covered his face and sighed.

"This is the CG introduction to the original form of torture and killing, right??The protagonist's name is forcibly plagiarized, and it's wrong, right?Anyway, you can't live without ketchup, right?There's too many slots.,There's really nothing I can do..."

Before he could finish speaking, a whistling sound came from the sky in the distance, and a white light flickered and fell in front of Yiyun in an instant.

Rumble!

The sinking momentum of the figure on the ground ruthlessly smashed the stone slab under its feet, and the fierce wind raged around the figure, blowing up countless flying dust.

The dust fell, revealing the face of a mysterious visitor.

He has long shawl hair, hangy eyes, a Saiyan combat suit, a tail wrapped around his waist, and a green single mirror in his left eye.

"Yo, miscellaneous, did you see Kakarot?" asked the man arrogantly.

Yiyun twitched the corners of his mouth, and roared wildly in his heart.

Raditz, there really is Raditz.,It's not good.,This is the initial boss of the teenager Gohan popping beans and Wukong Piccolo who was tired and tired.,How can the combat power get 5,000 words, right?

Thinking so in his heart, Yiyun sneered with an immobile expression on his face. "Is that what you can call the chop, you chop?"

"What are you talking about!" Raditz was furious, and before he could speak, Yiyun yelled first. "Listen up!"

Raditz was shocked.

"May I ask someone who sold a cage of chickens and rabbits, the upper end of the cage is covered with gauze, and the bottom of the chicken legs is thirty-three rabbit legs unknown, a total of one hundred and eleven legs, dare to ask the geometry of chickens and rabbits?"

Raditz's tiger body shook again, three times, and after thinking for a moment, he snorted, and a stream of blood slowly flowed down the corner of his mouth, and his body fell weakly.

"Sure enough, there are two brushes, and I took it..."

"Hmph. Looking at Raditz who fell to the ground, Yiyun snorted coldly and said. "The little island country has dared to face the most difficult elementary school math problem in my Great Celestial Empire, and the five-thousand-word level is really vulnerable. ”

He sighed. "So I'd rather be more than 10,000 a day than face math, mastering pi and geometry are all powerful..."

Off-screen, the right smacked and said unexpectedly. "Ra God was killed by math. ”

"How can the ** silk who has only mastered the method of exhaustion be compared with the rich and handsome man who has mastered the method of multiplication and division?"

Right sneered. "Oh, hehe, you are rich and handsome, and you are only five girls. ”

Ruri sneered. "Oh, hehe, that's better than you, you can't even afford five girls. ”

...

Regardless of the mutual spraying of the two enemies outside, Yiyun was still walking alone, thinking that if the enemies were all at the same level as chickens and rabbits, this copy would be destined to be blown up by him.

But will it turn out to be his way?

Just as he was distracted, he stepped on a sharp stone under his feet, and he screamed in pain.

[Xiao Zheng takes fatal damage, HP is only 1]

"Why, ahhhhh "Is Xiao Zheng's painstakingly transformed body just because he stepped on a stone and almost hung up?"

Then he sneezed in a trance, and the whole person instantly lay down in the coffin.

[Xiao Zheng is dead. 】

Yiyun looked at the darkness in front of him, and in his heart, 10,000 long-lost grass and mud horses galloped past again.

【Please select a Resurrection Item, Playboy*10 years】

"Why is the resurrection prop a pornographic magazine, and why has the meme used in the first act continue to the present? Why does Xiao Zheng not forget to buy a playboy for ten years even if the city is ruined! The essence of this guy is just a waste wood + otaku + idiot, right? It doesn't matter if you use this guy to save the world?"

[The character has been resurrected.] 】

[Xiao Zheng was infected with a cold.] 】

[Xiao Zheng died. 】

"Hey, this time it's hung up in an instant! How much of the game's HP has this guy refreshed! Even slimes are stronger than him, right?" yelled Yoshiun, who was lying in the coffin again.

[The character has been resurrected.] 】

Yiyun stood in the cold wind and twitched the corners of his mouth, he carefully looked around and under his feet, and made sure that there was no danger before slowly moving away like everyone's girlfriends.

"Haha, you're finally here, Savior!" With a heartbroken laugh, countless anime protagonists and supporting characters walked out from all directions coldly.

"We will cut off your bonds here, and stop trying to save the world. ”

"Huh. Yiyun hehe, he hurriedly stood with his hands in his hands, making a peerless master. "Are you here for all the people who should have come?"

"As you would expect, this is the biggest funeral for otaku. A two-dimensional heroine sneered, as if it was called Misaka or something.

The crowd was restless, and countless people looked at Yiyun maliciously and smiled,

A scrappy man in sunglasses stood up and laughed. "You can't escape, three-dimensional savior!"

[Xiao Zheng saw a flesh-like cockroach. 】

[Xiao Zheng died. 】

"Why, why do you think of cockroaches when you see him, why do you hang up when you see a flesh-human cockroach, it's too outrageous, isn't it the way to write waste firewood?

{Xiao Zheng looked at the people around him with a triumphant smile, without the slightest hint of fear.} }

"Of course, because Xiao Zheng is in the coffin now, beast!"

{He decided, and he used that to fight the victory!} That was the nirvana that he came up with after thinking hard and meditating, and in a flash of inspiration, it was not inferior to the crescent moon Tianchong Spiral Pill Turtle Sect Qigong and the letter slash!}

"The last one is so disobedient!"

{But it can't be helped.,Who told him that his consciousness has far surpassed that of ordinary otaku??Ordinary otaku will only buy one of the same H figures.,And he will be divided into three kinds of collections, ornamental and practical!}

"Not only did I classify otaku without authorization, but I also said a very dangerous topic.,Hey, what's practical? Do you want me to kick your head off and make it a figure, beast.,After all, high-level ordinary people are otaku, right?"