Chapter 2: Immortals?
Nothing was said all night.
Early morning.
Lin San was woken up by a roar, opened his hazy eyes, shook his dizzy head, and walked out of the bedroom wearing only a pair of small pants.
There was a person standing in the living room, a slick man, who was constantly moving around, and from time to time he let out a roar or two, it was the unconscious Taoist priest from last night.
"Ah, you're finally awake!" Lin San's face was happy.
The Taoist priest turned his head abruptly and stared at Lin San with a terrifying look in his eyes.
Lin San took a step back lightly and opened his mouth: "You...... Why are you looking at me like that......"
The Taoist priest took a step forward: "You got me here?!"
Lin San nodded: "Yes." ”
The Taoist priest continued to ask, "You took off my immortal robe?"
"Immortal robe?" Lin San was stunned for a moment: "Oh, you mean that Dao robe, that's right, I took it off for you." ”
"Who gave you the right to take off my immortal robe!" the Taoist priest's face sank.
"No, didn't it rain heavily last night...... I took off your robe to wipe your body. Lin San hurriedly explained, this Taoist priest is really rude, he kindly saved him, and helped him wipe his body for free, not only did he not thank him, but his attitude was so bad.
"Hmph, you're so nosy, where's my fairy robe?" the Taoist priest snorted coldly. Stretched out his hand in front of Lin San's face.
"Oh, I've folded it and put it in the cabinet in the room where you slept last night. Lin San pointed to the bedroom where the Taoist priest slept last night.
The Taoist priest glared at Lin San fiercely, turned around and walked into the room.
Lin San grinned and secretly slandered: What kind of person is this, I saved you with kindness, not only am I not grateful, but I also yelled at me, it's really annoying.
After a few minutes, the Taoist priest walked out of the room wearing his robe, his expression much kinder than just now, naked.
Lin San subconsciously took a few steps back, keeping a certain distance from the Taoist priest.
The Taoist priest glanced at Lin San, sat on the sofa, picked up the water cup on the coffee table and took a sip: "Phew! What is this, so unpalatable!"
Lin San crooked his mouth: "Of course this is water, don't you usually drink this?" Seeing the Taoist priest spit out the water, Lin San was a little funny, this Taoist priest couldn't have lost his brain by the rain last night, didn't he even know the water?
The Taoist priest frowned: "Water, the water in the world is so unpleasant." ”
Lin San was stunned: "What do you say?
The Taoist priest didn't answer Lin San's question, leaned lightly on the back of the sofa, and reached out to stroke his beard: "Thank you for saving me last night." ”
Lin San twitched the corners of his mouth and did not speak.
"I've always rewarded and punished clearly, and although you have done this to get me here, I am still very grateful for your kindness. The Taoist priest nodded slightly, and his tone became kind.
"No, I don't understand what you're saying. Lin San asked himself if his IQ was not low, why couldn't he understand the meaning of the Taoist priest's words?
"There are some things that you don't have to understand. The Taoist priest said lightly.
Lin San pouted: "I'm not interested in asking about you, since you're okay, let's leave quickly." ”
"You're driving me away?" the Taoist priest was stunned for a moment, as if he had heard something incredible.
"What? You still want to rely on me? By the way, I carried you to the hospital last night, and it cost me 260 yuan, so you hurry up and pay me back. Lin San was still worried about his 260 yuan.
"Money?" the Taoist priest frowned: "I don't have any money on me." ”
"No money? You're dressed so well, will you have no money?" Lin San obviously didn't believe it.
The Taoist priest spread his hands: "What I said is true, I really don't have any money." ”
"Then you go home and get it. Lin San said with a calm face.
"My house is so far away from here that it takes a long time to make a round trip. The Taoist priest shook his head.
"Ah, dare you want to repay the debt!" Lin San pinched his waist, his face turned a little blue with anger, and after making trouble for a long time, he rescued an old scoundrel by himself, it was really fucking unlucky, he really shouldn't have carried the Taoist priest home last night.
The Taoist priest glanced at Lin San: "I'm not trying to repay the debt, I really don't have any money." ”
"You ......" Lin San just wanted to get angry, but suddenly thought of something, and said with a smile: "You don't have any money to mortgage things?" As he spoke, Lin San kept sweeping around the Taoist priest.
"What is it?" the Taoist priest asked suspiciously.
Lin San smiled, stretched out his hand and pointed to the Taoist robe: "Just take this Taoist robe as collateral." "Although Lin San didn't know the origin of the robe, it didn't get wet after being drenched in the heavy rain for so long last night, which proves that the robe is not an ordinary clothing, at least the production materials are very particular, and it should be worth some money.
"Impossible!" the Taoist priest refused without thinking.
Lin San raised his eyebrows: "If you are reluctant to robe, then pay back the money directly." ”
"No money. The Taoist priest said.
"I said, you really have to cheat! I'm just an ordinary clerk, my income is pitiful, and the 260 yuan is my living expenses for half a month. Lin San was angry, and his voice gradually became louder.
The Taoist priest pondered for a moment and said, "I will never give you the Taoist robe, but I can do you a favor." ”
Lin San pouted: "What can you do me for?" ”
"Do you know who I am?" said the Taoist priest lightly.
"You know, aren't you just a broken Taoist who likes to pay his debts. Lin San snorted coldly.
"No, I'm not an ordinary Taoist priest. The Taoist priest stretched out a finger and shook it.
"Then what are you?" Lin San said: "Are you still an immortal?" Lin San's words were completely ridiculous, but he didn't expect the Taoist priest's answer to make Lin San directly dumbfounded.
The Taoist priest nodded very seriously: "That's right, I am an immortal." ”
"Uh......" Lin San almost bit his tongue, this Taoist priest is too outrageous to speak, and he is still an immortal, if you are an immortal, I am the Jade Emperor.
The Taoist priest glanced at Lin San: "You don't believe it?"
Lin San's head shook like a rattle, in Lin San's cognition, there were no immortals in the world at all.
The Taoist priest pointed to the TV opposite: "What is this?"
Lin San showed a look of surprise on his face: "Isn't it, you don't even know the TV?"
"Television? The Taoist priest stretched out his hand and shook the TV, and a strange scene appeared, only to see the TV set suddenly fly up, spinning in mid-air.
"This ...... Am I dazzled?" Lin San rubbed his eyes vigorously, yes, the TV was really spinning in mid-air.
"Boom!" the TV returned to its original position, not damaged at all, and placed in exactly the same position and angle as before, as if it had never been moved.
The Taoist priest slowly withdrew his hand, his face a little pale: "How is it?
Lin San looked at the Taoist priest directly, and held back a sentence for a long time: "You have special functions?"
"Special function?" The Taoist priest was stunned: "I don't call this a special function, it's an immortal law." ”
"Immortals, I don't believe there are really immortals in this world. Lin San shook his head resolutely.
"You still don't believe me? Okay, I'll get you some more great ones. After speaking, the Taoist priest slowly stood up, pinched a magic trick with one hand, and gently spit out the word "up" in his mouth, and an incredible scene appeared.
I saw that the Taoist priest's feet slowly left the ground, the whole person floated in mid-air, and the furniture in the living room also slowly rose, and began to rotate around the Taoist priest, the most shocking thing is that when all the furniture turned, there was no sound, everything was carried out in silence.
Lin San was dumbfounded, looking at the Taoist priest floating in mid-air in a daze, unable to say a word.
"Now you believe it. The Taoist priest said slowly.
Lin San opened his mouth and wanted to say something, but he didn't know what to say.
"What? You still don't believe it?" The Taoist priest frowned, stretched out his hand to hold it, and a sword glowing white appeared in the Taoist priest's hand, the sword was crystal clear, shiny and bright, and it was actually condensed by air.
Looking at the sword in the hand of the Taoist priest, Lin San completely believed that the Taoist priest was an immortal.
The Taoist priest exhaled softly and slowly landed on the floor, the sword disappeared, and the furniture in the living room fell steadily, without making a sound.
"Awesome...... It's amazing. Lin San exclaimed: "I really can't believe that there are really immortals in this world." ”
The Taoist priest sat on the sofa and took a slow breath: "There are many things you don't know." ”
Lin San approached the Taoist priest with a look of reverence: "That...... Uncle Fairy ......"
The Taoist priest waved his hand: "You still call me Guangyuanzi, Uncle Immortal sounds particularly awkward." ”
"Guang Yuanzi, your name?" Lin San asked.
"Yes, my name. Guang Yuanzi nodded.
"Guangyuanzi Great Immortal, where do you live??" Lin San asked respectfully.
"Strictly speaking, it should be an interface space. Guang Yuanzi said.
"What is that place?" Lin San was a little puzzled.
"I can explain it to you, but you have to promise me one condition. Guang Yuanzi said.
"What conditions?" Lin San asked.
"Whatever I have said to you today, I must not say it to a second person. Guang Yuanzi said.
"Okay, okay, I will never mention it to others. Lin San nodded repeatedly.
Glancing at Lin San, Guang Yuanzi said: "In fact, there are many interfaces in this world, for example, your world belongs to one interface, the interface is divided into good and bad, you can only be regarded as average in the world, the interface where I am located has a compelling aura, a vast area, and there are many immortals with great magical powers......"
"How many interfaces are there in the world?" Lin San interjected.
Guang Yuanzi shook his head: "I don't know, in short, there are countless of them." ”
"What about hell, is there really a hell?" Lin San's curiosity was really not small.