Chapter 97: Conan can't do it either
After going out, Xiao Yi saw that Ning Yuji's face was not very good-looking, he asked with concern, Ning Yuzhen smiled reluctantly and said that he had nothing to do.
Originally, Xiao Yiti took a taxi over, but Ning Yuzhen and Su Lan both objected. It's not too hot in the morning, so it's a good idea to take a stroll on the road.
Girls and boys are really different, and when they arrived at the place, Xiao Yi's head was already full of sweat, but Ning Yuzhen and Su Lan didn't react too violently.
"Xiao Yi is really embarrassed, the two of us willfully make you so tired, look at the sweat on your head, I'll help you wipe it!" Su Lan said and took out a handkerchief from his body, and really wiped the sweat on his head for Xiao Yi.
This move directly made Xiao Yi and Ning Yuzhen stunned, neither of them thought that Su Lan, who was an iceberg beauty, would be so active today.
Although Su Lan said that she and Xiao Yi were already good friends, everyone could see that there was still a layer of estrangement between the two of them in their usual contact.
That's why Ning Yuzhen always laughed at Su Lan, she felt that she and Xiao Yi were good friends, how happy the two of them could fight and make trouble.
What kind of trouble is Su Lan doing this all of a sudden? Xiao Yi was even shocked to forget to refuse Su Lan's action, and just looked at Su Lan in a daze to help him wipe the sweat off his head.
Frankly speaking, this feeling is very good, a goddess in my heart is willing to care so much about herself, this is happiness!
"Oops, it hurts me!" Just when Xiao Yi was savoring the bits and pieces just now and wanted to remember this feeling forever, he suddenly felt a sharp pain in his waist, and then saw Ning Yuji's eyes that could already kill.
"What are you doing? I'm crazy and want to kill me!" Xiao Yi was very angry, he was so easy that he had been stuck by a good girl in a class, and he was also a liberal arts class, and now the goddess finally made a gesture of goodwill to herself, so she couldn't taste it well?
Xiao Yi is self-aware again, he knows that it may be impossible for him to be between himself and the goddess, but as long as he can retain today's beautiful memory, he will be satisfied!
Ning Yuzhen pursed his lips and said, "Don't do anything, I just think that your appearance just now is really stupid, and it will be embarrassing to be around us! Hurry up and wipe the halazi on your mouth, how can I have a useless buddy like you? Isn't it just a woman! If you like it, I'll help you wipe your sweat every day after you go home!"
Taking advantage of Su Lan's spare time to buy ice cream, Xiao Yi quietly said to Ning Yuji: "This is different, the two of us are buddies, do you know, so you help me miserable, it is equivalent to a buddy helping me wipe my sweat." The relationship between me and Su Lan is not as good as a friend, but it is different if she takes the initiative to help me wipe my sweat, in my heart this is equivalent to the goddess helping me wipe my sweat!
"What? Su Lan is a goddess, am I just a little earth girl?" Ning Yuzhen asked excitedly, pulling Xiao Yi's neck.
"No, no, no, you used to be a goddess, but now the goddess has become my good buddy. You see, to put it bluntly, it's still a relationship between the two of us, isn't it!"
"Get out, who wants to be a buddy with someone like you who is heavy on sex and light on friends! I'll be sorry for you if I don't tire you to death today!"
Although Ning Yuzhen was so threatening, Xiao Yi still didn't take it seriously, the girl's temper was too normal, not to mention that the relationship between Ning Yuzhen and Su Lan was still very bad.
At this time, Su Lan will also come, she held three ice creams in her hands and said, "Xiao Yi, what kind of food do you like to eat, this place has original, strawberry, and chocolate!"
"Chocolate!" Xiao Yi made his choice without thinking about it, and no girl had ever given him chocolate, but now it was Su Lan who gave it to him.
Su Lan handed the chocolate ice cream to Xiao Yi, then handed the strawberry ice cream to Ning Yuzhen and said: "You see that I am much more generous, the strawberry one will be given to you, people like you must also like strawberry flavor, children are like this!"
Ning Yuzhen doesn't care, anyway, it's something that you spend money to buy, and if you don't eat it, you'll suffer?
"What do you all want to buy today?, do you have any plans?" Xiao Yi asked happily as he ate the ice cream in his hand, even if he was tired to death for this thing.
"Buy some clothes, you know I didn't bring any clothes with me from home, buy some now, and I can wear them when I go to school." Su Lan rubbed her head and replied, the quiet appearance of the years almost disgusted Ning Yuzhen to death.
"I also want to buy clothes, Xiao Yi, did my dad bring your bank card? That's good, I'll pick out the clothes later, you can help me see if it's suitable or not!"
Xiao Yixin said no, I can help you carry things is already considered benevolent and righteous, and now I still want to pull over to help you pick out clothes?
After thinking about it, he waved his hand and said, "I still don't want it, I also have something to buy, otherwise we will go our separate ways, you will wait for me there after you finish picking out your clothes, how about I go over and pick you up then?"
"Xiao Yi, you can come with us, it's good that there is someone outside the door to help us watch when we change clothes, isn't it? Besides, you can't expect me and Ning Yuzhen to appreciate each other's dress, someone must give some advice!"
Su Lan's words are very reasonable, the relationship between her and Ning Yuzhen can be said to be incompatible, even if the clothes worn by the two of them are really good-looking, the two of them will definitely be able to find out the shortcomings and carry out crazy sarcasm!
If you don't watch from the sidelines at that time, you may be able to fight directly in someone's shopping mall.
After thinking about it, Xiao Yi nodded reluctantly and said, "Okay, then so be it." He already felt it, this event must not be good, and it would be thankful that he didn't make some trouble!
Sure enough, after waiting for the place, Xiao Yi regretted it, and the regretful intestines were invited!
The two girls were originally beauties, but after changing into beautiful clothes, they are even more eye-catching!
But the question immediately arises, these two women will always ask very uninterestingly whether their clothes look good on their bodies.
Xiao Yi is not a fool, how can he say that it is not good-looking, even if the two of them are only wearing a dog skin, he will say that it is good-looking, very primitive and wild.
But the problem is that the two women are not satisfied, and after they finish asking this sentence, they will also ask who is better looking compared to each other?
Nima, how does this make Xiao Yi answer, doesn't this make his head white. Now whoever says it's good-looking will offend another person!
So he could only pretend to be stunned and say: "All are good-looking, all are good-looking, each has its own merits!"
Women are getting harder and harder to serve these years, it's not that you can coax people to mess up if you say that people are good-looking, it's difficult!
It is inevitable to be good-looking, you don't need to say this kind of nonsense, what you have to do is to analyze why people are good-looking from all aspects and perspectives in combination with the perspective of the exhibition of human history, and what is the most prominent place of people?
"My mother's is a so-called defective product produced on the production line of Su zhì education, is it too much for you to toss me so much? How do I know the relationship between light and your choice of clothes, this kind of thing seems to be studied by professionals!"
Ning Yuzhen suddenly came up and said ambiguously to Xiao Yi: "Hey, if you praise me for being better looking than Su Lan now, it will be good for you! For the sake of the two of us buddies, I will pick two sexier ones when I go to buy underwear for a while, and put them on for you when I go home, how about it, do I look better than Su Lan?"
"Hmm? How can this be reasonable, what kind of person do you think of me? The big husband can't be rich and rich, the poor can't be moved, and the mighty can't be bent!"
"You've won, it's great I'll buy a set of black silk today. How about it, whether you want to or not, it's a matter of one word!"
Xiao Yi's heart was fiercely fighting, he felt that it was not his own willpower that was weak, but that the enemy's temptation was too strong!
Originally, Ning Yuji's legs were good-looking, but if he was paired with black silk and then wore two sexy underwear, he would accidentally drip down when he thought about it!
Just when Xiao Yi was about to say yes, Su Lan came over and said to him: "Xiao Yi, accompany me to the underwear store to have a look, I didn't bring much when I came from home, I changed it today and put it in the basket in the bathroom, which is where I put my underwear, I see that your underwear is also in it!"
This sentence is even worse, her underwear was actually seen by the goddess, and the goddess also told Xiao Yi where her underwear was, didn't she force Xiao Yi to peek when she went to the toilet!
"Su Lan, do you have to go against me?"
"I don't, it's you who are too serious, so don't you Ning Yuji!"
"Su Lan, don't push me to be anxious! The old lady is a person who has watched more than 7oo episodes of Conan, knows more than 6oo ways to kill, is proficient in more than 2oo kinds of secret room murder methods, knows hundreds of poisons, makes all kinds of alibi, and skillfully uses fishing lines, tape recorders, daggers, poison needles and other tools to commit crimes, remember, don't mess with me, otherwise you won't die!"
Su Lan pursed his lips disdainfully and said, "It's amazing? I've watched news broadcasts for more than 2o years, and I'll be deceived in all kinds of ways." proficient in blocking, rumor-mongering, human flesh, banning broadcasts and other 1ooo methods, will meet thousands of methods of singing praises of virtue, proficient in thousands of empty words, know hundreds of deceptions, make all kinds of illusions, skillfully use politics, public opinion, pseudoscience and other confusing tools, remember, don't mess with me, don't mess with me, otherwise it's useless for you to see Conan!!"
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