Xiao Taishen was taken aback. When the brothers are proud, they are used to step on and play. My brother is in trouble, and he is really heartbroken.

Xiao Taishen hurriedly said: "Ancestor, then you quickly fix him, don't let him blow up again!"

Beishan Old Ancestor was sweating anxiously, and almost muttered with a crying voice: "But I don't know what acupuncture point he activated, so I don't dare to start lightly."

"You are a human immortal, and there are acupuncture points you don't know?!"

Xiao Taishen roared urgently: "Then your cultivation is also running out of your stomach and slackening your eyes."

With the cultivation of the Old Ancestor Immortal of Beishan, even if he sits on the stove, it is impossible for half a drop of sweat to appear. But right now, his face was covered with sweat, and he muttered hurriedly:

"What I know is that there are 14 meridians, 12 meridians, and 2 meridians. There are a total of 409 acupuncture points on the human body, including 14 meridians, 361 acupuncture points, and 48 extrameridian acupoints. Among them, there are one hundred and eight acupuncture points, and if you are hit or clicked, there will be obvious symptoms. And among these one hundred and eight acupuncture points, there are thirty-six large acupoints, also known as death acupoints."

"Since you know, hurry up and stop him!" Xiao Taishen hurriedly interrupted Beishan Ancestor with a white face: "When you wait for him to explode, the shit will be cold." I can't even catch up with the heat when I eat."

"What are you calling? What do you know? Do you know which acupuncture is activated by Xiao'er, and which acupuncture point can be used to stop it?!"

"In addition to those commonly used meridians and acupuncture points, the human body also has 120 active meridians and 1,200 virtual meridians. 3,600 hidden holes, 36,000 hair holes. You tell me which acupuncture point you are rotating, and which acupuncture point you can stop him!

"My mother, bumper, why are there so many holes. Why don't I have that much to do?"

Xiao Taishen covered his head, rolled his eyes, and muttered: "But you are a human immortal, you are an ancestor, you should know what to do!"

"What's wrong with the human immortals? Dao Ancestor still doesn't know something, Da Luo Jin Immortal is not a jack of all trades! I'm a little human immortal, just better than them?"

Xiao Taishen hugged his head, gritted his teeth, and muttered sadly: "I told you a long time ago that you can't provoke women and villains." No matter how human immortal ancestor she is, she is also a woman."

"You don't have to scold me secretly. It's okay to say anything. If you want to have three long and two short, I will cut you alive with a thousand knives and eat it raw!" Beishan Harukage shouted through gritted teeth.

"My mother, who am I provoking whom?"

"You've provoked me!" roared Kitayama Harukage.

Beishan Ancestor was really anxious. After going through many hardships and dangers, the apprentice finally has hope for cultivation. Unexpectedly, this situation occurred again.

She was too concerned, for fear that the slightest inappropriateness would cause harm to the disciples. It's no wonder that she's timid and worried.

The human body is just too complex. Except for the Creator, no one dares to say that they know everything about the human body. The originator of Taoism, the Lord of Buddhism, the Da Luo Jin Immortal, and all kinds of gods did not dare to say this.

The ignorant are fearless, and the more they know, the less daring they become.

Because of his understanding of the human body, the ancestors of Beishan became more and more in awe of the human body. Coupled with care, it is chaotic, which makes her even more afraid to take it lightly.

Seeing Lingyun electric dolls, they trembled non-stop, and they were about to fall apart.

Xiao Taishen is really anxious. Suddenly raised his hand and slapped it on Ling Yun's head, shouting: "Stop me!"

Lingyun was cut off from power, and suddenly stopped. The closed eyes opened, staring at the ginseng.

"Haha, it's done!" Xiao Taishen cheered, glanced at the ancestor of Beishan triumphantly, and mocked: "I don't know what acupuncture points and meridians are, and I am not a fairy and Buddha master."

"What do you have to do?

Ling Yun's face changed greatly, and he was fierce and vicious, and roared at Xiao Taishen: "I have worked hard to operate an acupuncture point, and I am exploring experience and exploring in all aspects. But you stopped me, you ate, you choked on urine, what are you doing, what do you have to stop me doing?"

"I" got carried away with the little ginseng, and after being hit on the head, he suddenly deflated the eggplant.

The ancestor of Beishan was also dumbfounded. With palpitations, he looked at Taishen sympathetically.

If this slap was made by himself, he would not complain, and he would have to regret his death. However, the black cauldron of Xiao Taishen is equivalent to carrying it for himself. Can't let him hurt too much.

Beishan Ancestor couldn't help but smile and said with difficulty: "Son, you can't blame Taishen." We thought you had gone mad, and Tai Shen was saving you!"

"Why don't you think it's crazy? I think that little bead is running well. Ling Yun was puzzled.

"What a fart! You're trembling like a clay figure in a basket, and you're about to fall apart. I'm going to freeze you. ”

Xiao Taishen shouted aggrievedly: "You are like a mad dog, catch me and bite me indiscriminately"

"Taishen, I'll talk about the grievances later. Let's get down to business first!" Beishan Chunying interrupted Xiao Taishen with a dry smile, and hurriedly asked Ling Yun: "Xiao'er, you said that there is a small bead spinning?"

"Well, it's a small bead," Ling Yun tried to calm down, thinking, "It's not a real bead either. It was I who felt that it was a small, invisible bead that began to spin. ”

"Oh" Beishan Old Ancestor replied, falling into deep thought.

She had never heard of such a situation, so what was going on?

"I save you, you, you bite me like a mad dog! You have to pay me!" Xiao Taishen seized the opportunity and fought back.

"Lose you. I'll bite my ass three times when I turn around!" Ling Yun compromised.

"I don't bite my ass, it's too stinky!"

"Okay, okay, you can bite whatever you want. You bite the dog and hang it, and I agree. ”

Ling Yun frowned, dealt with Xiao Taishen, and said as if he was in a ghost's journey: "Now, don't make noise, let me find my feelings again, can I be in the middle or not?"

"You just bite the dog and hang" Xiao Taishen was furious, and he was about to jump up and attack. saw Ling Yun close his eyes, cultivate seriously, and hurriedly shut up. Glaring at Ling Yun, panting like a cow.

This guy is so hateful! Grace will take revenge, either let Taishen bite his ass, or bite the dog to hang. If it weren't for the fear of delaying the cultivation event, Taishen would have to pull him and fight with him

"Ancestor, it's getting dark, do you want to stop and stay?" asked when the car stopped, and the water returned to the pond.

The ancestor of Beishan fell into deep thought and ignored it at all.

"Stop, give me a vat of wine, and roast two pigs, and I'll bite it to death!" shouted Xiao Taishen viciously, indescribably.

"The roast pig was originally dead, and you still need to bite it again?"

"I want to bite, I want to bite, can you manage it?" Xiao Taishen finally found the venting barrel, jumped out of the carriage, jumped to his feet and shouted: "I just want to roast it first, and then bite it to death"

"Zhongzhongzhong, you have the ability, you pee and drink back. "Don't return to the pond muttering.

"I just want to pee and drink back, can you take care of it?"