Chapter 0111 - It's Time to Give Birth
Things don't seem to be as simple as we imagined, according to the little fox, if the fox woman is pretending, she must be trying to get into something. (No pop-up ads) so I had to pretend to be drugged.
Then she was taken away by Ye Heng and them, and the other way around, that is to say, there was a place where she had to go, and she couldn't go in. You have to rely on the old Taoist priest.
Thinking of this, I couldn't help but smile bitterly.
What's going on!
In desperation. We'll have to go home and think about it in the long run.
But when I took a shortcut and drove on the road, I didn't expect to be stopped in front of the car by a traffic policeman riding a motorcycle!
It was a traffic police patrol motorcycle, and a uniformed female traffic policeman with a big-brimmed hat stared at me with an unkind face.
I looked at the traffic policeman in a daze, and I didn't come back to my senses for a long time, such a strong female traffic policeman. It was the first time he had seen ...... In fact, he has never dealt with other traffic police, from being able to drive to now, it is the first time he has dealt with traffic police.
Of course, this is the first time I've violated traffic rules, but I don't know the speed limit on this road.
My eyes fell on the chest of this female traffic policeman, and then looked at the work permit hanging on her chest: Concubine Shu.
Poof!
I almost burst out laughing.
But looking at the strict eyes of the traffic policeman, I didn't dare to laugh.
This is good, the concubines of the harem have all come out to be traffic police!
I don't know. When I looked at it, in the eyes of this female traffic policeman, it suddenly became a standard pervert behavior.
Driving a luxury car, ignoring traffic rules, people look evil, and the first time they meet, they stare at other people's chests...... This kind of behavior, except for those second ancestors who are fond of leisure and hard work, who else can do it?
In an instant, Concubine Shu labeled me as unpopular in her heart, she has seen a lot of second ancestors like this, and usually her handling methods are very simple - a harsh lesson.
However, considering that his identity is no longer a criminal policeman, he has been demoted to a traffic policeman. Concubine Shu couldn't resist the urge to beat me up, gritted her silver teeth, and snorted coldly: "What are you looking at?! Can't you understand people's words? Get out of the car immediately!"
I was stunned, why is this woman so grumpy?
"Come on, good men don't fight with women!" I shook my head and smiled, opened the car door and walked down, "Comrade traffic police, how do you need to punish you?"
"Illegal driving, two copies will be deducted, and a ticket will be issued!" Shu Fei replied angrily, "Take out your driver's license." txt full works download/"
I smiled bitterly, this is indeed a joy and sorrow, it was unlucky enough, and if someone lost it, he would be ticketed.
I took out my driver's license, but I couldn't help but say: "Comrade traffic police, look, this black light is blinding, and I don't know the speed limit on this road, or you just open a ticket, and the matter of deducting points, is it okay?"
Who knows, when Concubine Shu heard this, she suddenly became angry: "Don't talk nonsense, I know that you have a lot of money, if you want, I can stand here all day and give you a ticket, but if you want not to deduct points, don't even think about it!"
I touched my nose and didn't speak. This traffic police is really tough, could it be that those days have come?
Swish!
I just felt that my hand was empty, and my driver's license was taken away by Concubine Shu, I could only touch my nose and smile bitterly.
But frankly speaking, this traffic policeman named Concubine Shu really looks good.
I looked up and down, Concubine Shu was about 1.73 meters tall, and what was especially conspicuous was her two slender legs, even if she was wrapped in a traffic police uniform, which also gave people great attraction. The tall figure, wearing a traffic police uniform, really looks very heroic.
Looking at her face again, I was amazed again.
Just now, because of the big-brimmed hat, I couldn't see clearly, but now I realized that this woman is definitely worthy of the praise of the word stunning beauty.
The most striking thing is that Concubine Shu has a pair of big watery eyes, and every time she blinks, there is a feeling that she is talking, which makes people can't help but fall into it and can't extricate themselves.
And the fair face and red cherry lips make people can't help but bite hard.
Looking at the small yao nose again, it makes her a little more cute in the coldness.
Such a beautiful woman as a traffic policeman...... I couldn't help but shake my head secretly, what a pity. If this woman goes to be a star, she can definitely become popular all over the country in a very short period of time and become the most dazzling superstar.
Of course, this is just about appearance, as for singing and acting skills, it's hard to say.
However, no matter how bad her acting skills are, her appearance alone is enough to make countless people fall in position, as the so-called one handsome covers a hundred ugliness, this is the truth.
Just when I was staring at Concubine Shu in a daze, Concubine Shu had already issued a ticket, and when I looked up, I saw my eyes looking up and down. Fork Island Yoshicai.
Call!
I only felt that it was dark in front of me, and I suddenly bent down to dodge, and one of Concubine Shu's whip legs swept over his head, bringing a gust of wind.
"What are you doing?" I took a few steps back, frowned, and asked, what's the matter with this woman, just do it without saying anything? Look at her whip leg just now, it seems that the foundation is good, and the power is okay...... However, this is not a reason for her to beat herself, if she is good, she can beat people casually?
"Why do you dare to ask me for?" Concubine Shu's beautiful eyes glared, "If I find you staring at me again, be careful of your dog's legs!"
Color mimi's?
A few black lines suddenly appeared on my forehead, and he decided not to pay attention to this woman, he and her, there was really no common topic, it was simply unclear.
"Hmph!" Concubine Shu snorted coldly, and threw the fine and driver's license on my body together, "I, I remember you!"
"That's bad news!" I said with a smug voice, remembered by this somewhat neurotic woman, even if I was unlucky!
"You ......!" Concubine Shu was so angry with me that she couldn't breathe.
"Hmph!" Concubine Shu snorted coldly, stared at me a few times, and then turned around and left, straddled the motorcycle, "Second ancestor, don't fall into the hands of this girl in the future, otherwise, see how I clean you up!"
"Second Ancestor?" I was stunned, "Are you talking about me?"
When did he become the second ancestor? But the rich generation is about the same, but the buddy is the standard rich generation, one does not rely on the family, the other does not rely on anyone, just rely on his own efforts, have a car, a house, and a wife...... I was thinking about it beautifully, when I heard a roar, and Concubine Shu had already started the motorcycle.
"Robbery!"
At this moment, a frightened scream suddenly sounded in the distance, and everyone followed the voice, only to see that across the road, a pregnant woman was lying on the railing on the side of the road, she was holding her stomach with one hand, and the other hand was holding on to the railing to prevent herself from falling.
A few meters in front of her, a yellow fur was holding a red handbag, running forward frantically.
"Bastard!" As soon as she saw this scene, Concubine Shu, who was about to drive away on a motorcycle, suddenly screamed, and the whole person was like an angry female leopard, hanging the big-brimmed hat on her head on the motorcycle mirror, and the whole person immediately stepped on the railing and turned over, chasing across the road.
Everyone was taken aback and sighed: What a strong woman!
I saw that Concubine Shu didn't go on the road at all, she stepped directly on the roofs of those congested cars, and rushed all the way over, chasing the guy who grabbed the bag.
I threw the fine slip and driver's license into the car, closed the door, and looked at Concubine Shu and the robber, who had already run dozens of meters away. Seeing that the robber was about to run to the corner of the street in front of him, if he was allowed to blend into the crowd, he would definitely not be able to catch him.
I looked around and pulled out a bottle of mineral water from the car. He slowly took a few steps back, and a powerful force suddenly erupted from his legs, and the whole person jumped over the railing alive.
Bang Bang Bang!
I tapped my toes on the roof of the car in the middle of the road a few times, and the whole person was like an eagle pounceing on its prey, and in the blink of an eye I was on the other side of the road, because it was crossing the road diagonally, so he even directly surpassed Concubine Shu, but at this time, he was also fifty or sixty meters away from the robber.
Whoosh!
I raised my hand and threw the mineral water out of my hand in an instant.
"Bang!", the mineral water was like a cannonball, and instantly smashed on the head of the robber in front of him.
Thump!
The robber didn't even have time to react, and was directly knocked unconscious. Because of inertia, he fell headlong to the ground, but rolled forward for several meters before fainting to the ground.
From the time I climbed over the railing to the time he slammed the robber into his stun, before everyone could even react, I had already rushed to the place and picked up the robber.
Everyone was stunned, is this making a movie?
Bang Bang Bang!
When the people reacted, the warm applause finally rang out on the street, and heroes are welcomed by people in any era, and now is no exception.
Especially my clean and neat skills, and his horrific method of smashing people with a bottle of mineral water, are enough to make him a hero's welcome!
"Well, it's ...... you," I couldn't help but shake my head.
I casually carried the yellow-haired robber as if I were carrying a kitten or a puppy.
Bang!
I casually threw the man at the feet of Concubine Shu, who ran out of breath, "Wrap it around his neck, he just fainted, there will be no big problem, don't bother me with the rest!"
I don't want to be seen as Mimi anymore, so I'm going to climb over the railing.
"You can't flip, that's against the traffic rules!" Concubine Shu shouted angrily, she also knew that she was a little unreasonable, but she didn't know what was going on, as soon as she saw my indifferent lazy appearance, she became angry.
I smiled and pointed to the pregnant woman who was sitting on the ground not far away.
Concubine Shu couldn't help but follow my hand and look over there, at this moment, the pregnant woman's face was extremely ugly.
Concubine Shu is a clever person,, is this about to give birth?