6. Can you be my goddess?
Ning Yue returned to his room in a gloomy manner, and before he could sit down, he heard a whoosh, and a little fat pig covered in colorful hairs appeared in front of him.
The room fire pig burped with great satisfaction, and then said to Ning Yue "with a high spirit": "In the past two days, I have swept a total of 218 restaurants, and I have to say that the things in your human world are delicious......! That, the food tastes bland. ”
The room fire pig almost leaked his mouth, and had to make a sloppy eye, but fortunately, Ning Yue didn't care about the secret of this little pig, and asked a little listlessly: "You eat so happily, what are you coming back for?" I'm not your master." ”
"Uh-huh, do I need you to take care of what I want to do? I don't think you're living here well for the time being, and I don't want to change places. ”
Ning Yue glanced at the menacing room fire pig, and couldn't help but say, "Do you think that there is only one person left, no, no, a pig, very lonely and scared?
The room fire pig snorted twice and complained: "You are too self-righteous, I am going to sleep, don't disturb me, otherwise I will burn you to death in minutes." ”
The room fire pig found a comfortable place on Ning Yue's desk and lay down, and immediately slept with a snort.
Ning Yue sighed, grabbed his phone, and was about to check the time, but was startled by the explosion-like text messages in the phone, at least forty or fifty text messages came in, and there were a few missed calls, just as he checked the phone, there were two new text messages coming in.
At first, he thought it was some kind of virus or spam advertisement, but soon found out that it was not the case at all, and the people who sent the text messages were all his classmates.
"What's going on?"
Ning Yue clicked on one casually, and found that on the record of the text message, he sent a text message to the other party first, and the content of the text message was: "I have been secretly in love with you for a semester, and today I muster up the courage to tell you, can I be my goddess? Ning Yue, who silently likes you and doesn't dare to confide in his name!"
This text message gave Ning Yue a very bad premonition, he hurriedly checked the other party's reply, the person who replied was his best friend, and the other party's answer was a little helpless.
"Ning Yue, who doesn't dare to confide in his name, I have a good relationship with you, but I just want to be a male god, not a goddess, so I can only refuse your kindness. Knowing that you must have sent the wrong text, so, please mourn!"
Ning Yue clicked on one again, and this one was also sent to a male classmate, and the other party's answer was a little weird.
"Hahahaha! Ning Yue, I don't do it, even if I do it, I won't look for you. ”
The third is a reply from a male classmate: "Dear Ning Yue, when two attacks meet, one must suffer, but there is no future for two people together." ”
Ning Yue's face was red, and the fourth one finally turned to a female classmate's reply, this female classmate's reply was very simple, so simple that there was only one word: "Get out!"
The fifth is a reply from a male classmate: "I'm grass, Ning Yue, aren't you? Did you send the wrong text message, or are you serious? It's not that I can't consider being your girlfriend, but are you really sure that I weigh 170 pounds and have the potential to be a goddess?"
Seeing this, Ning Yue already understood what was wrong, and he couldn't help but scold: "I just made a wish, even if this wish is a little simpler, it won't play with me like this......, right?"
Ning Yue really didn't expect that the Divine Crystal would do such an exaggerated job.
Ning Yue flipped through his text message records, and couldn't help but scream: "I'll go, God Crystal, this bastard, even our English teacher didn't let go, and actually sent a courtship text message." I really hope that tomorrow will be the end of the world, or just let me die!" Although Ning Yue didn't want to read those rejected text messages, he had to read them, the content of the text messages replied was strange, and the female classmates were quite subtle, although all of them were refused, but they were generally very tactful, but none of the male classmates' replies were serious.
Of the fourteen girls who replied, nine refused and were more tactful, five used that I already had a boyfriend as an excuse, three used that you were a good person but we were not suitable, and one made me think about it as an excuse...... As for the remaining five girls, two of them were ridiculed, one who used rolling words to reject them neatly, one who reprimanded him for studying, and one who replied to Zhang Ying, the English teacher in their class.
This English teacher has only graduated from the Normal University for three months, and when he was assigned to their class, all the male students in the class were excited to beat gongs and drums, because this English teacher was so beautiful.
When the students privately elected the goddess of Minghu Middle School, the newly graduated English teacher had the highest voice and the first vote, overpowering all the girls in the school.
The new English teacher's answers were all in English, and although Ning Yue was not very good at learning, he could barely translate it with the help of an English dictionary.
The paraphrase of the reply letter was roughly: "If you were ten years older and sent me this text on college campus as a senior, I think I would consider it." The female teacher refused very gently, but gave Ning Yue's little heart a little warm comfort.
After about an hour or two, Ning Yue's mood gradually calmed down, and after looking at the text messages on his mobile phone again, he couldn't help but think a little depressedly: "Actually, there is not a female classmate who agrees to be my girlfriend, and I usually think that I am quite popular among female classmates! It's my fault for expecting too much from it, and it's also my fault for treating it as a divine dragon summoned by the seven dragon balls, where will this thing fulfill the wish, it's just a troublemaker. ”
Although Ning Yue couldn't do anything about sending group courtship text messages, he was not without some expectations, but all the replies were rejections, which also made him feel a little frustrated in his heart, but compared to the next big trouble, this frustration is nothing.
Ning Yue didn't know how to face his classmates after the "SMS-gate" incident.
"Fortunately, the summer vacation has begun, and I hope that after a summer vacation, everyone will forget about it. If I had to go to school tomorrow during the semester, it would be so beautiful that I couldn't imagine it. ”
Ning Yue fell on his bed and muttered to himself: "Although Lao Tzu is conceited and strong, he doesn't have the face to face all this, the Divine Crystal will send me to cross, I don't want to stay in this sad world." ”
As soon as Ning Yue's words fell, he saw a huge light curtain flickering in front of him, and then his eyes turned black, as if he had entered a different dimensional space......
In his mind, only two words could come to mind at that moment - I grass!