"Hello, idle buddy, take me to upgrade. ”

Millennial Dream is wearing a novice outfit, with a 60-level big V, and he can't close his mouth with joy, although he doesn't have much interest in the game Junzidao, but waiting for the plane to soar all the way also makes him feel very cool, especially every time he ascends, the entire frequency screen is like a reality soaring.

"Your sister, your idle egg hurts, do you think it's so simple to lead the level, I was tired all night last night like a dog, you are still gloating, I curse you to be blown up chrysanthemums. ”

"Ha Luha, your curse has worked, I just burst a dozen chrysanthemums a few days ago, and I feel super good. ”

"You're a dead pervert, the old paper only takes you to level 70, and you can't take it anymore, this broken game really hurts, and you don't even have a hang-up setting, it's all manual, and this night is down, and it's really a backache. "The pure masters are making big moves with axes, and they are chatting with a thousand years of dreams.

"Well, I can't help it, I like to sit back and enjoy it. Don't ask Yile, said leisurely.

"Then you find a big-bellied woman to marry, you don't have to sow seeds yourself, and you can sit back and enjoy the results. "With an evil smile on the back.

"Well, it's better to do it yourself, after all, we don't lack that seed. ”

"Cut, the old paper is free these days, how can we meet?"

"Okay, good friends for life. ”

An indescribable feeling, not so much that Mo Wen regards the pure masters as confidants, it is better to say that he is a guiding light that does not consume fuel, his views are different from ordinary people, in addition to chatting and farting, he always gives people some different inspiration, or another perspective on life.

", if you like men, the old paper will castrate you. ”

"Ha, if you like women, the old paper will cut you. Mo Wen sent a sinister smile.

"Go, see you at the Beijing Zoo tomorrow morning, see you or leave. ”

"Why did you go to the zoo?"

"The old paper is bored at home all day playing games, and when I finally go out, I always have to see some living creatures, and the province is always lifeless. ”

"Okay, see you or leave, don't forget to bring that person surnamed Niu Ming, let's burn yellow paper and worship. ”

"Okay, then you bring a roll of yellow paper when you go, and I will bring a handful of incense, so as to save the wrong person. ”

"Uh, really worship?"

"Why, don't you dare?"

"I'll it, what don't you dare, so be it, I'll hang up here first, and take it to level 70 to go to bed early." ”

"Your sister, you really use me as a coolie, don't you?" The pure masters slashed the immortal general in front of him with an axe.

"Ha Luha, just kidding, I still have something to do, so I'll go down first, I'll see you tomorrow. ”

Seeing that the avatar of a thousand-year-old dream turned gray, Ji Lingjia turned off the computer, stretched his waist, didn't care about his spring light leaking out, smiled inexplicably, reached out to pick up his mobile phone, dialed a number, but ignored the time displayed on the mobile phone - 1:30.

"Which bastard called Lao Tzu when he was doing business, believe it or not, Lao Tzu killed your whole family?" came Ji Congyun's angry roar of dissatisfaction.

"Ha Lu Ha Ji Congyun, secretly ** in the middle of the night, are you living so aggrieved?" Ji Lingjia rubbed his nose and fiddled with his fingers and said indifferently.

The other side was silent for a long time before Ji Congyun's gentle voice sounded: "Little sister, you are so humorous, hehe, brother is in retreat, there is nothing like that, why did you remember to call your brother at this time, how is your health, is Mr. Xiao sure?"

"Load, then load, you first stabilize the panting sound of your bellows, don't be out of breath and don't move, when my sister-in-law comes to me to cry, I can't afford it." ”

"Ahem, hehe, little sister, get down to business, get down to business. "That Ji Congyun was obviously being repaired, with some grinning sounds for mercy.

"I'm going to see my man tomorrow. After Ji Lingjia finished speaking, he first grinned.

"Oh, I'll see you, what the hell, what man?" on the other end of the phone, a series of heavy objects kissing the ground sounded.

Ji Lingjia twitched: "What a man, my man." ”

"Wait," the other end said hurriedly, and then presumably found evidence that he wasn't dreaming, and then continued after a while, "Are you in love?"

"Well, sort of. Ji Lingjia chuckled.

"What is the other party's name, who is it, what family background, and how old is it?"

Ji Lingjia was stunned: "This, I really don't know what to do." ”

"You don't even know what his name is?" ”

"Little sister, what's that" Ji Congyun was obviously a little messy, "What is the other party's personality and advantages?"

"He, hehe" Ji Lingjia was happy when he heard this, "He is shameless, and he is a big **, the most important thing is that he has a small belly and chicken intestines"

Shameless, the biggest feature of a thousand-year-old dream, is also his flaw, he has no face, more shameless than obscene, he is often blue. As for the big **, obviously, the person who thinks about exploding chrysanthemums all day long, but is blown up by others after the most dement, if he is not **, who is? As for saying that he has a small belly and chicken intestines, it is even more a picture and the truth, let people kill once, he can return ten knives, and he remembers it so clearly, who believes it if he is not stingy?

"Ahem, is this called an advantage?" Ji Congyun almost vomited blood, "Little sister, don't joke with your eldest brother in the middle of the night, okay, you know, your eldest brother is timid." ”

"Whoever is joking with you, I will go to see him tomorrow, if you have an appetite for old paper, I will open a room for him immediately. Ji Lingjia said seriously.

The "poof" end fell silent.

After a while, Wei Minhua's voice sounded: "Little sister, your brother has gone to the toilet, let's talk to my sister-in-law first, okay?"

"Leak the truth, sister-in-law, I'm sorry to disturb my eldest brother to pay the public grain. Ji Lingjia smiled evilly.

"No, can you tell me, how did you meet?" Wei Minhua seemed to be more determined than Ji Congyun, and hurriedly changed the topic.

"We met in the game. ”

"Oh, online dating," Wei Minhua breathed a sigh of relief, "Little sister, you are too impulsive, you have to take your time in this matter, you don't even know the other party's name and family, what if they are already married?"

"Then I don't mind keeping him. Ji Lingjia said seriously.

Wei Minhua gasped for a while, and Rao was almost hit to the ground with such concentration: "Little sister, don't be in a hurry to make a decision first, after all, you are still young, and it is easy to be deceived." ”

"Don't worry, I won't suffer, the person who let the old paper suffer has not been born yet. Ji Lingjia said domineeringly.

"No, I'm not talking about this, I'm talking about girls, there will always be a loss in that regard, you are still young, you can't be impulsive. ”

"What's the loss of this, don't think I'm still a child, isn't it just a matter of a handful of seeds, and besides, it's not my loss. ”

"What seeds?" Wei Minhua reacted, and almost vomited blood with Ji Congyun, "Little sister, you know the Tao of the Ji family, the rules of the Ji family"

"What do the house rules have to do with me, for them, I am just a worthless outcast, and my life and death have long had nothing to do with them. Ji Lingjia Yile said.

There was silence on the other end of the phone again, and then Ji Congyun's voice sounded: "Little sister, are you sure you are not giving up on yourself?"

"No, it's he who gave me the strength to live again, even in the face of Mo Wen's treatment of that bastard pervert, I have nothing to fear, you won't understand. Ji Lingjia sighed and said, "This time is very happy, although I haven't seen anyone else, I don't know his name, and I don't know his family affairs, but I found that I can't do without him, I used to play games to pass the rest of the time, and now playing games is time-consuming for me, but the reason why I go on every night is all for him, if he doesn't go online, I will be sad." ”

Ji Congyun was silent for a long time: "As long as you are happy, if you are unhappy, remember to tell the eldest brother, no matter what they are, no matter what the world is, the eldest brother will always be your eldest brother, and I will not let anyone bully you." ”

"Cut, come on," Ji Lingjia smiled disdainfully, "You have to remember your promise at that time, I want to see my eldest brother take the position of the head of the family, and then I will go back openly and tell everyone that this is my eldest brother." ”

"Okay, that's a deal. Ji Congyun smiled.

"Watch out for the little cubs of the second uncle's family, they are not fuel-efficient lamps. ”

Ji Lingjia's reminder made Ji Congyun's heart warm: "Don't worry, little sister, they are all waste in my eyes, and I have to decide that position." ”

"This is what a big brother looks like, but don't do what you promise on the surface, what kind of moth is you doing behind your back, I warn you, don't mess with my man, don't know how to do it, otherwise you won't even have to do it as a brother and sister. Ji Lingjia said seriously.

Ji Congyun smiled: "I don't even know if it's a male or a female, you open your mouth and close your mouth, your man, if that thing is the same as you, it's a girl playing a male account, wouldn't you cry to death?"

"Cut, it doesn't matter, if he is a man, he is my man, if he is a woman, then he is my woman, it has nothing to do with gender, you better expect him to be a man, or the old paper lily will show you. ”

"Little sister, you are only 19 years old, there are many things you still don't understand, but the eldest brother can guarantee it, but I ask you about it, but I also want you to promise me one. ”

Ji Lingjia's eyes narrowed: "What?"

"You must live happily, even if you die now, I hope you leave with a smile. ”

Dying now, for others, this is a vicious curse, but for Ji Lingjia, it is a reality, when she was a child, she was found to be in the Nine Yin Absolute Vein, and she was predicted to live no more than twenty years old, this is like a nightmare, always with her, although she has long lost hope, even if the person who rescued her is the legendary god of poison.

"Whoever dares to make me unhappy, I abolish him, and so do my men. ”

Mo Wen turned off the computer, glanced at Ye Xiaoyue in his sleep, and then gently closed the door and walked out, tiptoeing all the way to the rooftop.

"Eldest sister, am I wrong, okay, you spare me, and besides, I am at a loss in this matter, okay?"