Chapter 182: The Best Fat Man
The fat man clapped his hands violently and said, "Fat brother knows who you are, you are the waste"
Waste your sister
The corners of Xiao Yun's mouth twitched, raised his fist, and said, "Fatty, are you looking for a beating?" He really doesn't intimidate the Seven Stars Initial Spirit Realm, one is that he is a chaotic physique, and the other is that his Extreme Fire Dragon Pattern can definitely burn the Seven Stars Initial Spirit Realm
The fat man was suddenly annoyed and said, "Hey, why are you scolding people for no reason? Where does the fat brother look like a fat man?"
Is this a cold joke?
Xiao Yun smiled and said, "You are allowed to say that I am a waste body, and you are not allowed to say that you are fat?"
The fat man's momentum weakened, and then he said: "Okay, the fat brother won't call you a waste body, but you are not allowed to call the fat man anymore."
"Deal" Xiao Yun reluctantly agreed.
"The fat brother's name is Chen Yixiao, and he is still a student of Tianshuang Academy," the fat man said.
Xiao Yun couldn't help but be startled, and said, "Are you the East Chen Chen in the East Chen and the West Vulture?"
"Haha, the fat brother is really famous, and it is spread all over the world" The fat man said triumphantly.
Really
Dongchen Xihu and Nanning Beike are the four strongest students in the four first-level academies - at least as everyone knows, but since there is a Yunhai Heart in Tianwu Academy, maybe there are stronger students in other academies, but they are just as low-key and don't like to be in the limelight.
This fat man is the Seven-Star Primordial Spirit Realm, even a small realm higher than Ning Tianhua
Wrong
Xiao Yun immediately shook his head, Ning Tianhua was still in the Six-Star Primordial Spirit Realm a year ago, how could he still be in the Six-Star Primordial Spiritual Realm now?
"Brother, we are really brothers now, let's go, fat brother will teach you how to steal incense and jade today" The dead fat man had a lewd smile on his face.
"Fatty, whose incense and jade are you going to steal?" At this time, Ning Huowu's voice suddenly sounded.
Xiao Yun and the fat man looked back at the same time, and saw that the four girls of Yunhaixin had finished bathing, and now they were all changed into Yu Jing's clothes, but their heads were still a little wet, and the beads were a little dewy, which made them more beautiful and moving.
The fat man suddenly opened his mouth wide, and drooled: "Beautiful, so beautiful that it is bubbling, the fat brother is going to die of happiness brother, brother, look at this girl, the figure is really hot, this waist, this ass, this leg, tsk"
Because it was Ning Huowu who opened her mouth just now, the fat man's fascinated eyes naturally stared at her.
The fat man's gaze was like substance, and Ning Huowu couldn't help but hold his hands in front of him, as if he would be molested by the dead fat man's gaze.
"Brother, you are so happy, you actually hid such a beauty to feed, how about giving this to the fat brother?" The fat man's eyes stared at Ning Huowu for a moment without blinking, but his mouth was directed at Xiao Yun.
Xiao Yun laughed and said, "Okay, just please" The fox girl is his pretty maid, Su Mumu and Yun Haixin are his friends, and he will also maintain it, but Ning Huo Wu...... I'm sorry
"Hello beauty, the fat brother's name is Chen Yixiao, and the allusion of the smile is me" The fat man smiled at Ning Huowu.
On the average fat man, most of the smiles are harmless and silly to humans and animals, but when this guy's face is revealed, it is extremely obscene
Ning Huowu was suddenly startled, and hurriedly hid behind Yun Haixin.
"This is also beautiful, but the fat brother is a single-minded person" The fat man looked at Yun Haixin, with a struggling expression on his face, and soon showed a determined look, and said to Ning Huo, "Beauty, the fat brother will definitely not empathize with him."
What does it matter to me that you empathize with me?
Ning Huowu only felt that there was a fire burning in her heart, and she couldn't wait to rush up and beat this shameless fat man into a pig's head, but she had just seen the scene of Xiao Yun fighting with this fat man, and knew that this fat man was the Seven Star Primal Spirit Realm, and his strength was far above her
The only one who can suppress this dead fat man is Yun Haixin
"Brother Chen, is it enough?" Yun Haixin said lightly, his expression was gentle, and he couldn't tell whether he was angry or happy.
- Xiao Yun doesn't like this kind of woman who is deep in the city, joy is joy, anger is anger, how simple it is. So, it's okay to be a friend, but it's okay to be a girlfriend
"Beauty, have you also heard the name of the fat brother?" The dead fat man's face was full of stinky beauty, "The fat brother is really famous all over the world, and even the two big beauties have heard of the name of the fat brother."
"Dead fatty, don't be so shameless," Ning Huowu reprimanded behind Yun Haixin.
"Actually, actually-" The fat man looked excited, just when Xiao Yun thought he was going to soar, he only heard the fat man say again, "I actually called the fat brother to die so quickly, so gentle and intimate, the fat brother was so excited to death"
The corners of Xiao Yun's mouth twitched, and his feelings were in the concept of this fat man, it was insulting for a man to say that he was fat, and it was a greasy name for a beautiful woman to call him fat
"Hahahaha" Su Mumu couldn't help laughing.
The fat man glanced at her, and his face couldn't help but change greatly, and said, "Hey, a boy actually took a bath with my beauty? Is this still reasonable? You shameless boy, the fat brother is going to beat you to death."
His face was full of murderous energy, and he looked like he had been cuckolded.
He provoked two people with one sentence: Su Mumu and Ning Huowu.
Su Mumu was not angry that she was thought to be a boy, while Ning Huowu was annoyed by the sentence "My beauty" - when did she become this fat man?
"Dead fatty, what are you talking nonsense?" the two women rebuked at the same time.
"Dead boy-" The fat man's face was full of iron, and his murderous anger was blazing.
"Fat, Brother Chen, Mu Mu is a girl" Xiao Yun saw that his anger didn't look fake, so he explained.
"What, he's a woman?" The fat man looked at Su Mumu with a very shocked expression, and pointed with his finger, "The fake must be fake, you are lying to the fat brother, look at you, this guy has no breasts at all, how can it be a man?"
burst
Xiao Yun couldn't help it, and immediately laughed.
The key is that the fat man's face is shocked and serious, and with that tone, the sentence just now is full of joy.
Feelings, this fat man judges men and women by the size of their breasts
"Dead, fat, son" Su Mumu said word by word, and her pretty face had already turned into iron blue.
"Fatty, Mu Mu's is indeed a girl, if you want to talk nonsense again, even I will beat you" Xiao Yunqiang couldn't help but smile and said, "It's not her fault that she has poor breasts, it's natural"
The "poor-breasted" fat man couldn't help but glance at Su Mumu again, his face full of sympathy.
"Yes, yes, yes" Xiao Yun kept nodding, "The poor breasts are pitiful enough, you can't stimulate her anymore"
"I understand, fat brother understands," the fat man nodded repeatedly.
"You-" Su Mumu was about to die of anger, and screamed violently, chasing after Xiao Yun and the fat man.
There was a burst of chickens and dogs, there was no way, in order to calm Miss Mu Mu's anger, Xiao Yun and the fat man were honestly beaten by her a few punches, which ended the farce.
Xiao Yun also wanted to wash it, so he took his clothes and went to the hot spring, and when he came out after washing, he saw that the fat man was turned around like a dog by Ning Huo Wu, but he was still full of happy smiles.
This fat man fell in love too quickly
Because the sea voyage can only eat food, everyone's mouth has faded out of the smell of birds, now after taking a bath, the body is comfortable, naturally make a fire to roast the dried meat, and beat the tooth sacrifice
The fat man was self-cooked, and he was extremely attentive to Ning Huowu, and took the initiative to help her barbecue and deliver water, so flattering that Xiao Yun couldn't bear to look at it.
After eating, it was getting dark, and they decided to rest for the night and wait for tomorrow to do the action.
Xiao Yun and the others all brought tents and set up one by one, but the fat man did not bring a salute, it seems that he can only run under the tree for one night. For a primordial spirit realm martial artist, this is a trivial meaning at all.
But everyone underestimated the thickness of the fat man's skin.
He was going to follow him into Ning Huowu's tent.
"Shameless fat man" Ning Huowu screamed and drove the fat man out.
The fat man was full of wonder, touched his head and said: "You ate the fat brother's love meat and drank a glass of water, you are a member of the Chen family, why is it shameless for the fat brother to sleep with you?"
This guy is absolutely superb
Ning Huo danced with anger, and then he knew that there was no good person in the world for no reason
The fat man's skin was definitely thick, and after speaking, he wanted to drill into the tent again, so frightened that Ning Huowu had to escape and squeeze with Yun Haixin.
Xiao Yun couldn't help laughing, this is really one thing and one thing.
After one night passed, the fat man only thought that last night's incident had not been born, and after coming out of Ning Huowu's tent, he stretched his waist, looking like he had slept full, and Ning Huowu was so angry that he wanted to kill.
The dead fat man was so brazen that Ren Ning Huowu refused to leave no matter how much he hurried, but instead followed Xiao Yun and the five of them on the road and marched towards the central area of the island.
It is normal for men to be lustful, as long as they are controlled within a certain degree, although this fat man is a little excessive, it is not so excessive that people can't accept it - at least in Xiao Yun's opinion, dead fat people are actually quite fun.
Therefore, he didn't drive people, he didn't rush it, of course the fox girl wouldn't rush either, Yun Haixin rarely expressed his opinions, just Su Mumu and Ning Huowu couldn't drive away a master of the Seven Star Primal Spirit Realm.
After nearly two days of walking, they finally came out of the dense forest, and in front of them, a crooked river appeared.
This should be a moat
It is very obvious that the river is arc-shaped, very long, and the opposite side of the river is where the auspicious air rises, but the clouds are rolling in the fog, and nothing can be seen clearly.
The river is very wide, about 6o meters, and it is impossible to jump directly over it. The water is so clear that you can almost see the bottom - about 1o meters deep.
For warriors, the 1o meter-deep river can flow through it with your eyes closed, which is easy and pleasant.
"Something is wrong," Yun Haixin said, "The closer you get to the center of the island, the more obvious that strange feeling becomes"
"Moreover, the water is so clear that there is not a single fish"
"Be careful"
Xiao Yun broke off a branch and threw it into the lake.
multiply
Suddenly, there was a blue electric current overflowing in the lake, and the branch was shattered in an instant.
This is a Thunder River
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