The sun is beautiful, and when I wake up in the morning, I can hear the magpies in the yard chirping, which is really pleasant. This person, he's in a good mood, everything he looks at is haode, the master is in a very good mood today, last night he relied on two "plagiarized" poems, and successfully made friends with the legendary hero, which is really a wonderful thing.

"That Xiao Zuo, what are you thinking about so engrossed?"

Shui Wufu was practicing calligraphy, and he didn't seem to be satisfied with a few words, so he looked back at me, but saw me grinding and smirking, so he asked me. Well, this guy finally remembered what my name was. But then again, I guess most readers won't remember my name.

"That, young master, I am happy to see that the young master's calligraphy is getting better and better. "What kind of ghost are you drawing, buddy can't understand, but my brother is in a good mood, sycophants or something, I'll give you a little cool.

"You scholar, yesterday was really impressive, but now you can only slap the horse, I still don't believe that those two poems were made by you. "Brother Shui, Brother Shui, early in the morning, you were busy looking through all the poetry anthologies circulated by famous artists in the morning, didn't you find the source of your buddy's plagiarism, and you still talked to me in this kind of contemptuous tone, sad.

"It's just a stubborn work, young master, just from my hearsay. "If you don't believe it, pull it, anyway, if someone believes it.

Shui Wuwu looked at me deeply, and did not continue the topic, but said, "Since you can make such wonderful poems, I think you will not be much inferior in the way of calligraphy." ”

"Calligraphy, let the young master smile, my handwriting is really unsightly. I was embarrassed to prevaricate. Calligraphy, what is it? Brother can't hold the brush steadily, and it is good to be able to write the word "one".

"Xiao Zuo, you're enough, just now I said that a hand-me-down work was hearsay, and now there are a lot of pushes, it's really too deceitful!" Shui Wufu had a calm face before, but at this moment, he was furious, and he glared angrily at me as if I had robbed his daughter-in-law.

"I really can't write well. ”

"Do you even write?"

"Don't write. ”

"It's okay not to write. The water is invisible and does not say much, and he picks up the pen again and continues to practice the words.

It's okay, it's okay, if you really force me to write again, it's really embarrassing, and it won't be good for him to find out that I write so well, but I write like a dog.

"Then you're going to make the first word?"

“......”

I'm really reluctant to copy other people's poems, it's really not a glorious thing. If it weren't for the sake of befriending a martial arts master, I wouldn't want to infringe on the copyright of the "ancients"?

"Don't you know, young master, 'The article is made by nature, and the clever hand gets it. 'I also got an occasional piece of work from last night, but now I can't come up with a decent poem?'" I looked at the water invisibly, and I looked very embarrassed.

"The article is made by nature, and it is a clever hand. Wonderful, wonderful, wonderful. The water's invisible eyes lit up, staring at me deadly: "This sentence is also your occasional gain?"

Ah, I'm cheap, why do I have to quote Lu Fangweng's poems, isn't there no three hundred taels of silver here? But the water is invisible, this guy just now suspected me of plagiarizing other people's works, why did he change so quickly in a moment?

"Didn't the young master still suspect me of plagiarizing someone else's work just now?"

"Don't think I don't know that you wanted to rely on poetry to make friends with Brother Yin yesterday, I know your idea very well, don't you just want to find a backer. It is precisely because your motives for offering are not pure that I have doubts. And now I'm going to let you make another song when you're unprepared, and if you can't make that kind of work, then you're plagiarizing, and I'm going to drive you out of the house today. If you do it, then young master, I will be your personal character today, so that I am worthy of being drunk at the same table with a hero like Brother Yin. "It seems that this guy is angry about what I was in the limelight about last night, especially when I disturbed his "intimacy" with his new friend Yin Amei.

"Why doesn't the young master believe me so much, don't you know my character?" I looked at the water invisibly aggrievedly, and the girl still wanted to drive me out of the house, and the young master didn't stay here to be a scholar for you?

"If you can't do it, then I'll slay you shameless slave with a rod. The water invisibly bit the word "cane to death" very hard, and the threat immediately doubled, from driving away to killing.

Well, you forced me, and today I will let you know how ridiculous it is to use poetry to bully a time-traveler.

"Young master, listen up, the one just now is: The article is natural, and the magic hand gets it. If it is flawless, it must no longer be artificial. You look at the ancient Yi utensils, clumsy and clumsy. The Han Dynasty has recently pre-Qin, and it has been very pure. What is the Hu Department, Haozhu mixed with mourning. If you don't do it again, who will be with you for a thousand years?"

Lu Fangweng's poems, I still feel unhappy in my heart, and I threaten to kill with a "cane" at every turn for the sake of a poem, and the most annoying thing is the arrogant attitude of you feudal society dog landlords who don't take human life seriously, so he continued: "The young master still wants to hear it, and the villain will continue to sing, you listen to it." ”

I raised my eyes and looked into the courtyard, with a deep frown, and then said lightly: "The young man doesn't know the taste of sorrow, and he loves the floor." Fall in love with the floor. Worried about the new words. Now I know the taste of sorrow, and I want to talk about it. I want to talk about it. But the weather is cool and autumn. ”

Without waiting for the water to react, I sighed and said, "Now that I have tasted all the sorrows, I know that I am a house slave who is not even as good as a white body, and what do I do to make others laugh at me." ”

I bite the word "house slave" very hard, telling you to look down on Lao Tzu, and today I will use your stunned poems to ridicule you and make you feel ashamed!

"Is this, the true god is also?" Shui Invisible didn't seem to hear my sarcasm, and he hadn't woken up from the strong impact of my "masterpiece", and he didn't know if he had heard the point I wanted to express.

"Still. I don't know how long it took for the eldest prince of Shui to turn around from the shock, as if he remembered the few words I said to ridicule him, he couldn't help but look ashamed, and apologized to me: "I was wrong just now, I am here to apologize to you, Xiao Zuo, your literary thinking is beyond my reach, today I will remove your slavery and restore your free body, and you and I will have no distinction between master and servant in the future." ”

"Oh, no, young master. ”

What I said just now is just to prove my innocence and has no other meaning, why do you want to get rid of my slavery, isn't this ruining people's jobs? Now I haven't learned martial arts, and I don't have the ability to make a living, so I just let me lose my job, so how can I live in the future?

"Why not, don't you want to make me a friend?" Shui was invisibly unhappy, as if what I said had deeply stimulated his self-esteem. However, he said that he wanted to be friends with me, and it was not a joke with me.

"No, no, it's just ......." There are many benefits to being friends with the leader of the Four Seas Gang, but your friends don't care about your food and lodging, no matter how much you pay your salary, so losing the idle job of a scholar is really worth the loss.

"What's that, Xiao Zuo, do you look down on me?" Shui said invisibly angrily.

How dare I look down on you Water Gang Master, this is really a dilemma, hey, refuse him, my scholar is probably done, promise him, I can't do it as a scholar, it seems that I have no choice at all.

"Xiao Zuo, if you have any questions, do you need to get rid of your brother's slavery?" Shui Invisibly looked at me with a melancholy expression, so he asked.

Oh no, when did I have an extra brother? Oh, yes, little bean bag. But whether Xiao Doubao wants to be a scholar or not is his business, and I don't have the right to choose life for others. Forget it, I'll be honest with you.

"Helper, no, it's just that I don't have any skills, if I can't be your scholar, how will I live in the future?"

"Haha. "The water is invisible, what's ridiculous, isn't it embarrassing?

Shui Wuwu laughed for a long time before he eased up, and then said: "Xiao Zuo, don't you know that I am the helper? I won't let you be a slave, and I can also arrange an idle position such as Elder Keqing for you." ”

"Elder Keqing, what kind of thing is that, whether you pay your salary, or whether you have room and board?" I asked, looking at him in surprise.

"What's the salary?" looked at me invisibly and suspiciously.

"Oh, that's what it means to be paid. "It doesn't matter what you do, the key is to have money and food.

"Elder Keqing is enshrined in the gang, you don't have to worry about this. The water invisibly understood, and nodded.

"That's good, that's good, it's good that you didn't lose your job. ”

"Haha, Xiao Zuo, you are really a second person, you can compose lyrics, and you speak so interestingly, it's really good to make you a friend. ”

Shui Invisible is very happy, and it seems that he is even happier than meeting his good friend Yin Amei yesterday. But I'm also happy, I've been promoted, and I have a helper, and happiness comes so quickly that I feel a little dizzy.