Chapter 202: Zhu Bajie is reckless
The king cried for a long time, so he asked the two classes of civil and military: "That one who dares to raise troops to lead the general, catch the demon with the widow, and save me Princess Baihua?"
How fierce are the monsters of the Moon Cave? Even after asking several times, no one dared to answer, it was really a military general carved of wood, a civil official made of clay.
The king was troubled, and tears welled up. I saw that many officials prostrated themselves and played: "Your Majesty, don't worry, the princess has been lost, and there has been no sound for thirteen years." I met a holy monk of the Tang Dynasty and sent a book here, I don't know if it is. The ministers and others are all mortals and horses, learning military books and martial arts, and they can set up camps to ensure that the country does not invade the tomb. That goblin is a person who comes and goes in the clouds, and he is not allowed to meet him face to face, so how can he be rescued? Those who want to learn scriptures from the east are the holy monks of Shangbang. This monk is a high dragon and a tiger, and he is virtuous and ghostly, and he must have the art of subduing demons. Since ancient times, those who are not are right and wrong are not people. But ask this elder to subdue the evil and save the princess, which is the perfect solution. β
Jin Chanzi was not surprised, he had expected that this matter would be spread on his head. When Baihua was ashamed to save himself from trouble, Jin Chanzi also guessed a rough idea, and when it came to the root, it was to get rid of the demon.
When the king heard this, he hurriedly turned around and asked Jin Chanzi to say: "If the elder has the means, releases mana, catches the demon, and saves my child to return to the court, there is no need to go to the West to worship the Buddha, long hair and head, how about I become brothers with you, sit on the dragon bed together, and share the wealth?"
Jin Cicada said: "The poor monk knows how to chant the Buddha, but in fact, he will not subdue demons. β
How could the king believe and say, "Since you can't subdue demons, how dare you go to the west to worship the Buddha?"
The elder couldn't hide it, so he said that the two apprentices were coming, and said, "Your Majesty, the poor monk is alone, and it is really difficult to get here." The poor monk had two apprentices. Good can open the road in the mountains and stack bridges in the water. Here the poor monk comes. β
The king said strangely: "You monk is ignorant, and you have an apprentice." Why don't you come in with him to see me? If you go to the court, even if you don't like to give a reward, you will have to fast and make offerings. β
Jin Chanzi said: "The poor monk's apprentice is ugly, and he doesn't dare to enter the court without permission, but he is afraid that he will hurt His Majesty's dragon body." β
The king smiled and said, "You see you talking as a monk, otherwise I should be afraid of him?"
Jin Chanzi said: "Don't dare to say." My eldest apprentice's surname is Pig, his legal name is Wuneng Bajie, he was born with a long mouth and fangs, and a mane with fan ears. The body is thick and the belly is big, and the road is windy. The second apprentice's surname is Sha, his legal name is Wujing Monk, he was born with two feet long, three arms wide, a face like blue indigo, a mouth like a blood basin, burning eyes, and nails on his teeth. He's like that. So I didn't dare to enter the court without permission. β
The king said, "Since you have said this like this, how are you afraid of him?" β
Then he went to the museum with the gold medal to invite him.
When the nerd heard the invitation, he said to the sand monk: "Brother, you still don't teach the book." That's when I saw the benefits of the next book. Thinking that the master had written the book, the king said: The person who carries the book must not be lazy, and must treat him with a feast. He had a poor appetite. With the heart of you and me, name it. Therefore, I came to invite you with a gold medal. Let's eat a meal, and tomorrow will be good. β
Sha Seng said: "Brother." Knowing why, let us go. Then he handed over the luggage and horses to the post man, each with his own weapons, and entered the court with the gold medal. Walk to the white jade steps in the morning, stand left and right, sing a song upwards, and never move again. The civil and military officials, no one was afraid, and they all said: "These two monks, no matter how ugly they look, but they are too vulgar!
Zhu Bajie heard it: "Rank, don't talk about it, we are like this." At first glance, it looks a little ugly, but after looking at it for a while, it is also attractive. β
When the king saw that he was ugly, he was terrified, and when he heard the fool speak, he trembled more and more, and he could not sit still, and fell down from the dragon's bed, but was helped up by the officers of his attendants.
Jin Chanzi said: "Your Majesty, I said that the apprentice was ugly, and he didn't dare to see him, and he was afraid to hurt the dragon's body, so I was really shocked." β
The king trembled and said, "Elder, you have said it first, if you don't say it, if you suddenly see him, the widow will definitely bluff him!" When the king was qualitative, he asked, "Elder Pig Elder Sha, which one is good at subduing demons?"
The idiot didn't know what to do, and replied, "The old pig will fall." "Zhu Bajie was defeated in the hands of that monster, and now he takes the initiative to ask for help, which is really incomprehensible, is it really just a moment to know what to do?
The king said, "How?"
Zhu Bajie said: "I am the marshal of Tianpeng, only because of the criminal Tiantiao, I fell into the world, but fortunately I am a monk today." Ever since Dongtu came here, I was the first person to subdue demons. β
The king said, "Since the heavens are coming, there must be good changes." β
Zhu Bajie said: "Don't dare, don't dare, you will know a few changes." β
The king said, "I'll see if you try to change one." β
Zhu Bajie said: "Please come up with the topic, and it will change as it is." β
The king said, "Let's make a big one." β
He also had thirty-six changes in the eight precepts, and he was showing off his means in front of the steps, but he twisted the trick and recited the mantra, shouting "Long!" and bowed his waist, and he grew eight or nine zhang long, but he was like a god who opened the way. Frightened, the two classes of civil and military trembled, and the monarchs and ministers of a country were stunned and struggling.
From time to time, the general of the town hall asked, "Elder, it seems that when you become taller, where must you grow to the extreme?"
The idiot said stupidly again: "Look at the wind, the east wind is still good, and the west wind will be enough, if the south wind rises, the blue sky will also be arched into a big hole!"
The king was shocked and said, "I have received the supernatural powers, and I know that this is the change." β
Zhu Bajie put his body down, still showed his true appearance, and stood in front of the steps.
Then the king asked, "What weapons are there to fight against him, when the elder is gone?"
Zhu Bajie took out palladium from his waist and said, "The old pig made palladium." β
The king laughed and said, "It can ruin the faΓ§ade! I have here a whip and a hammer, a sword, a spear, an axe, a sword, a halberd, a spear, and a sickle. What kind of weapon is palladium used for?"
Zhu Bajie said: "Your Majesty doesn't know, although my palladium, although it is rough, it is really a tool that I have carried since I was a child." He once served as the commander of the Tianhe Water Mansion, and had jurisdiction over 80,000 sailors, all relying on the power of palladium. Now in the mortal world, protect my teacher, build a tiger and wolf den in the mountains, and overturn the mirage in the water, all of which are this palladium. β
When the king heard this, he was very glad and convinced. Immediately ordered the nine concubines: "Take the whole bottle of imperial wine used by my relatives, and see it off with the elders." Then he poured a duke and said with the eight precepts: "Elder, this glass of wine is a sign of dedication." When the demon is caught, the little girl is rescued, and he has his own feast and thanks. β
The nerd took the cup in his hand, although the character was rude, he acted with Sven, and sang a big song to the golden cicada: "Master, this wine should have started with you, but the king gave it to me, and I didn't dare to disobey it, so I let the old pig eat it first, so as to help the head of the fun, so as to catch monsters." β
The nerd drank it dry, then poured a knight and handed it to the master.
Seeing Zhu Bajie like this, Jin Chanzi had a little calculation in his heart, and said, "I don't drink, your brothers can eat." β
Sha Seng approached to pick it up. Bajie was born in the clouds, straight into the sky, the king saw and said: "Elder Pig will rise to the clouds again!" The idiot went, and the sand monk drank the wine and said, "Master, when the yellow-robed monster took you, the two of us fought with him, and only fought a draw." Now the second brother is alone, and I am afraid that he will not be able to fight. β
Jin Chanzi said: "Exactly, apprentice, you can go and help him." β
When the sand monk heard this, he also jumped up in the clouds. The king panicked, grabbed Tang Seng and said, "Elder, you sit with the widow, and Mo Tengyun goes." β
Tang Seng said: "Poor and pitiful! I can't go even half a step!" At this time, the two of them were talking in the hall without a topic. (To be continued......)