Chapter 43: A kidnapping caused by a meat joke

There is only one true heroism on this shijie, that is, after seeing the essence of life, he still loves life.

I don't know which TV series I saw this sentence from, but it really went to my heart. The carriage shook and swayed, accompanied by a pure little Lori on the left, although a little naughty, but rare and cute; If you can live like this every day, everyone talks about the sky, talks about the earth, and you can't love it if you don't want to.

The distance from Qingzhou to Damingfu, that is, from Shandong to Hebei, in the administrative division of the Song Dynasty, belongs to the east Jingdong Road to the Damingfu Road, which is about 800 miles away. A vehicle at the speed of a snail such as a horse-drawn cart is about a ten-day journey. I have never been far away, let alone taking this ancient high-level means of transportation, so that I can't sit or sleep well, and I always pull Mu Chu to say some meat jokes, which makes her embarrassed and troublesome, and the oracle Li on the side always has a blue face and doesn't say a word. It is also a very pleasant thing to flirt with a woman.

"Mu Chu, I have a question for you. "It's too boring to sit on the horse, and I want to have some fun, so I poked Mu Chu's shoulder and asked her.

"What do you want to do?"

A few days ago, there were too many meat jokes, so that Mu Chu was very vigilant when he heard me speak now, for fear of ruining her innocence and polluting her ears.

I didn't pay attention to her look, and teased, "What do you mean brother?"

Mu Chu didn't know why, and didn't know what I wanted to say, so he asked me brainily: "Then what do you say is a brother?"

I smiled sinisterly, pointed to her proud little breasts, and said, "You have a 'brother', I have a 'brother', we are brothers, haha." ”

Mu Chu looked at me blankly, with a blank expression, and asked innocently: "What do I have a brother, you have a brother, I don't understand." ”

She scratched her head and thought for a while, but she still didn't understand, so she turned her head and asked Oracle, "Sister Oracle, do you understand what he said?"

At this moment, the oracle of Li was staring at me viciously, and when she heard Mu Chu ask her, she said to me: "Shameless, you, get out of the car." ”

Hey, this cold woman understands my meat jokes, but she doesn't see it. Hehe, but it's best to understand, and I'll say another one to tease you.

Just as I was thinking about another joke, the oracle grabbed me by the collar and threw me out of the carriage.

Although the speed of this carriage is slower than that of an electric car, my body can't stand such a throw. I was thrown out of the carriage by Li Shenyu like garbage, which caused me to roll several times on the loess official road in the Song Dynasty, and my whole body was like falling apart, and there was no place where I didn't hurt.

"It's getting dark, let's see you in front of you, you have to run faster, don't delay the hour. Mu Chu looked at my embarrassed face, and Gege smiled.

"Oracle Li, I'm not done with you!"

I limped to my feet, looking at the carriage that was drifting away, helpless and sad. Why do I talk about meat jokes, so that I don't have to sit in the carriage now, and I want to die when I walk.

The sun is thin, and the shadow of the forest is oblique. I walked for more than two hours along the official road, which is only large enough for two trucks by modern standards, and there was not a single person in sight. This ancient highway is really similar to the loess road in the countryside, and it is not an exaggeration to describe it as inaccessible.

Poor me was tired and thirsty, and I walked nearly a dozen miles, and I didn't see that damn Luomapo. My legs trembled, so I leaned under a tree by the side of the road and rested.

I squinted, intending to slow down and hurry, but when I closed my eyes, I fell asleep, and when I woke up, I found that I was not leaning against a tree, but was tied to a pillar with five flowers.

I looked around me in horror and found myself in a dilapidated room, with a mutilated statue of an unknown god behind me, and a pile of firewood in front of me, just lit, burning more and more.

It was already pitch black outside, and from time to time gusts of wind blew into the ruined temple. Although there was warm firewood, I still couldn't help but shiver, this feeling, how can this picture be so familiar, it seems to have been seen in some movie.

Lanruo Temple.......

The name of this thousand-year-old temple popped up in my poor little head, thinking that it would not be caught by some mountain spirit and wild monster in this remote place, ready to suck my essence and blood dry.

Looking at the round moon hanging in the sky outside, I became more and more scared, this is the favorite night of zombie vampires and werewolves, I don't know what the zombies of the Song Dynasty looked like, are there any zombies in the Qing Dynasty?

I thought about it for a moment, then shook my head again, and began to despise myself for being cowardly. Isn't it just tied to a slightly gloomy point and a few crooked winds occasionally blowing in a broken temple, Xiao Zuo, are you afraid of being like this?

I slid on a few blows, but the rope was so tight that I couldn't break free. I wanted to find something sharper, but I glanced at the entire ruined temple, and the only thing I found useful was a broken tile, but unfortunately it was about ten steps away from me.

What the hell is this unconscionable bastard who tied me up in such a damn place!

"Little one, don't move, don't scare my darling away. ”

Just when I wanted to cry without tears, an unkempt old guy appeared out of nowhere. The old man walked silently, his steps were very light, and he walked along the road without making a sound when he stepped on the rubble.

"Who are you, and why did you tie me up here?"

As the old man got closer and closer, his appearance became clear in the firelight. I don't know how to describe what kind of face he has grown under his fluffy hair, hideous face, thin face, and more importantly, there are no eyebrows above his sharp eyes!

People without eyebrows look shocking and chilling.

The old man grinned, and that smile also made my heart panic, like the smiling face of the cow and horse face from the underworld when he was doing something with Coke.

The old man ignored me, but took two hares in his hand, drew a dagger in front of me, and skillfully skinned the hares. I saw that he was holding the rabbit's head in his left hand, holding the dagger in his right hand and gently cutting a hole in the rabbit's neck, and then put the dagger on the ground. As soon as he had put the dagger down, he grabbed the rabbit's fur with his right hand, like peeling a banana, oh no, it should have been as neat as undressing, but in the blink of an eye, the rabbit in his hand became a bloody mess.

I was stunned by the fact that he was skinning rabbits with his bare hands, especially when the old guy was peeling, and he glanced at me several times, as if telling me that I was the next one to peel. In this gloomy ruined temple, a mysterious old man has blood on his hands and shows a weird smile from time to time, which is really creepy and chilling.

What amazed me even more was the old guy's actions later. I thought he was going to take the rabbit meat to the fire and roast it, but I saw him pinch the rabbit in front of him with both hands, and without much effort, he broke the rabbit in half, half of it was thrown directly into the fire, and the other half....... he actually walked towards me with half of the carcass of the little rabbit that was still spinning around just now, and then he broke my mouth, and then, he actually stuffed the rabbit carcass into my mouth like a sausage!

I was terrified, angry, but more disgusted! The feeling of rabbit meat in my mouth, greasy, and a disgusting smell of blood choked my eyes. Old guy, how perverted are you, can't I not eat it?

He kept shoving my mouth, and I tried to spit out, but somehow, something came out of my throat, crawling from my throat and going all the way to my mouth, and it felt like a little worm wriggling. Immediately afterwards I felt a living creature in my mouth, eating the rabbit meat in my mouth at an alarming rate!

Oh my God, when did I have such a large amount of carnivorous species in my belly, and it took less than five minutes to wipe out half a rabbit meat!

It...... It won't wait until it's hungry and swallow my stomach, liver, spleen, and heart.