readx;? At this moment, the Chengdu government is already a piece of chickens and dogs. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 infoThousands of soldiers are turning around Shui Yuanzi, and they can't even touch the corners of his clothes. This guy was slippery, like a cube of ice, running around the ground, giggling nonsense in his mouth, so angry that the guerrilla general who led the troops trembled. Thousands of people ran around the mansion, but the entire mansion was made out of shape, and Shui Yuanzi passed by and kicked out with a fist and kick, and the house suddenly turned into ruins.

And the heavy footsteps of thousands of soldiers stepped on, and those flowers and plants did not want to be kept intact. It looks as if a bear is leading a group of mountains to turn the originally carved and beautiful Chengdu government into a garbage dump.

'Hulala', the Lord of Chengdu Mansion appeared under the protection of hundreds of guards, and saw that all the houses of his Mansion were knocked down by Shui Yuanzi, this Lord Zhao was so angry, he reprimanded angrily: "What a bold thief, come here, send archers to shoot him to death for Lord Ben." ”

He didn't keep quiet, fortunately, Shui Yuanzi was having a good time, and he hadn't noticed that he was heard by Shui Yuanzi this time, and Shui Yuanzi immediately smiled and rushed towards Lord Zhao. "Little doll, don't you run away, are you the biggest official here?" Shui Yuanzi's people spread out their hands more than ten feet in the air, and a wild rush flew out of their palms, where are the hundreds of guards around Lord Zhao still standing firmly?

Shui Yuanzi grabbed Lord Zhao's beard with one hand, and laughed: "You are the biggest official here, but I found you...... Little Taoist: My name is Shui Yuanzi. I'm here to ask for an official. Hurry up and make me a general, or I'll pull out your beard. Strip you naked and throw them into the river. ”

Lord Zhao and the nearby officers and soldiers were stunned and made him a general? That is the emperor's right to land. What is a general? A first-class military general, he is a small mansion, and there are still seven or eight levels to climb from the position of the general. Could this Shui Yuanzi be a madman?

But with the beard in his hand, Shui Yuanzi had enough strength to pull it down, and he heard Lord Zhao screaming again and again, as if he was a donkey, and he was pulled all over the yard by Shui Yuanzi. The officers and soldiers were anxious and roared and rushed towards Shui Yuanzi. In front of thousands of people, the master of Chengdu Mansion was humiliated by a young man. It was passed out that these officers and soldiers were all capital crimes. At the very least, they will be charged with ineffective guarding.

Shui Yuanzi, who was giggling, pulled Zhao Futai with a smooth and shiny beard, bouncing around in the yard like a big monkey. Then Lord Zhao is a civil official, how can he keep up with his footsteps? A stumbling suddenly fell to the ground, and was dragged on the ground by Shui Yuanzi's beard, and the scene was not miserable.

At this time, the Hu Da of the political secretary was so angry that he rushed over with countless soldiers and horses, followed by Tai Daozi, Zhang Long and others. Shui Xiu'er, whose face was covered with a light veil, took three maids. Holding Yaoqin and slowly following behind, nearly 3,000 people surrounded the Chengdu Mansion that had become ruins. Master Hu laughed angrily: "You are the biggest official here, but I found you...... Little Taoist: My name is Shui Yuanzi. I'm here to ask for an official. Hurry up and make me a general, or I'll pull out your beard. Strip you naked and throw them into the river. ”

Lord Zhao and the nearby officers and soldiers were stunned and made him a general? That is the emperor's right to land. What is a general? A first-class military general, he is a small mansion, and there are still seven or eight levels to climb from the position of the general. Could this Shui Yuanzi be a madman?

But with the beard in his hand, Shui Yuanzi had enough strength to pull it down, and he heard Lord Zhao screaming again and again, as if he was a donkey, and he was pulled all over the yard by Shui Yuanzi. The officers and soldiers were anxious and roared and rushed towards Shui Yuanzi. In front of thousands of people, the master of Chengdu Mansion was humiliated by a young man. It was passed out that these officers and soldiers were all capital crimes. At the very least, they will be charged with ineffective guarding.

Shui Yuanzi, who was giggling, pulled Zhao Futai with a smooth and shiny beard, bouncing around in the yard like a big monkey. Then Lord Zhao is a civil official, how can he keep up with his footsteps? A stumbling suddenly fell to the ground, and was dragged on the ground by Shui Yuanzi's beard, and the scene was not miserable.

At this time, the Hu Da of the political secretary was so angry that he rushed over with countless soldiers and horses, followed by Tai Daozi, Zhang Long and others. Shui Xiu'er, whose face was covered with a light veil, took three maids. Holding Yaoqin and slowly following behind, nearly 3,000 people surrounded the Chengdu Mansion that had become ruins. Master Hu roared angrily: "Do you want to kill you if you dare to insult the court officials?"

Shui Yuanzi looked at Master Hu, and immediately laughed and let go of his hand. "Weird, weird, your officer seems to be a little older than him. There are more masters around you than him. ”

A flash of white light flashed, and Shui Yuanzi rushed towards Master Hu. Tai Daozi roared angrily, and the snatched Emei Town sent the treasure Wu hook sword out of his hand and flew out. A red light slashed towards Shui Yuanzi. Zhang Long and other masters of the Jinyi Guard even joined hands with one palm, and a cyan ground swooped towards Shui Yuanzi's chest.

Shui Yuanzi muttered softly, and a cold white light erupted from his mouth, and with a 'sonorous' sound, the Emei Zhibao Wu Hook Sword was suddenly frozen in a ball of ice, and in the 'pop' sound, the sword turned into countless fragments and exploded, Tai Daozi was dumbfounded, and his face was colorless, and he retreated again and again. The cold air in that white light rushed in all directions, and Zhang Long's palm power was suddenly dissolved without a trace, and the strong potential forced Zhang Long and them to retreat.

With an exclamation, Master Hu was caught in Shui Yuanzi's hands. Shui Yuanzi smiled and stroked Master Hu's face and smiled: "Little doll, you are the biggest official here, right?" I tell you, if you let me be a big official, I will let you go, or I will take off your clothes and spank." ”

Lord Hu was so angry that his face turned grim and he said, "How can Hu someone be a threat to you?"

So when Li Feng and the kitten entered the city, Lord Hu was hung upside down by a rope on the city gate, and Shui Yuanzi grabbed a leather whip in his hand that he didn't know where to go, and beat his ass without a whip. Hu Da was so angry that he screamed, his whole face turned purple and black, and countless onlookers were giggling and snickering, watching the group of officers and soldiers rush up helplessly, and then they were slashed back by Shui Yuanzi with a palm.

Li Feng coughed, and a fierce light flashed in his eyes. "Come on, I'll drive this group of people back...... Zhang Long, what are you doing? You have the audacity to make a fool of Lord Hu in front of so many people. I, bah, these bastard people beat me hard, and those who refuse to leave let me go and kill them, they look like the remnants of the White Emperor Gate. ”

The officers and soldiers who had long been angry with Shui Yuanzi listened to the order, and suddenly realized that they had the weapons in their hands and the pole was shot out towards the onlookers. Suddenly, the whole street was in chaos, and the people fled calling for their fathers and mothers, where did they dare to stay where they were and watch the excitement?

Zhang Long, who had already been beaten with a blue nose and swollen face, ran over in a panic and knelt on the ground and replied: "My lord, this weird boy is really ......***, he is really ......"

Before Zhang Long finished speaking, Shui Yuanzi had already jumped in front of Li Feng, tilted his head and looked at Li Feng, and asked, "Are you an official?"

Li Feng nodded silently and looked at Shui Yuanzi with an unserious face.

Shui Yuanzi put his hands behind his back and pretended to be a senior master. He said with a grin: "Ah, I Shui Yuanzi is an invincible master in the world." Well...... Stinky boy, I'm here to be an official, do you want me to be an official? I'm going to be a general. He clicked his mouth and said: "Alas, it's the kind of official who eats a lot of big fish and meat every day, hey, if you kid doesn't let me be an official, I'll beat you." ”

Mizumotoko's body was hazy, and the wind used the power of chaos to see through his origin. It seems that Mizumoto is also derived from the power of chaos. The vastness is boundless. In the Mighty Wind Divine Thoughts. Shui Yuanzi's body is a cloud of water waves with a faint sound of silver flashing.

Li Feng smiled subtly. "Senior, you are a high-ranking person, why do you want to roll in the mortal world?"

Shui Yuanzi's eyes widened and he said arrogantly: "Am I happy? Either let me beat you up. ”

The kitten's nose crooked, and a fist blasted towards Mizumotoko. The kitten muttered: "Damn, you dare to beat Fengzi? ”

Shui Yuanzi's sleeves were rolled, the kitten's huge body was suddenly thrown up more than ten zhang high, and it was thrown fifty zhang away and smashed heavily on the ground. The kitten fell dizzily and roared angrily, and he barely got up, but the yin power of Shui Yuanzi was still on his body. He spun around uncontrollably, and one fell to the ground again.

Li Feng smiled without moving at all: "Wonderful kung fu." Good means...... As the commander of the Jinyi Guard, I will appoint you as the deputy commander of the Jinyi Guard of the Ming Dynasty and ask the emperor to confer your title?"

Shui Yuanzi tilted his head and asked vaguely: "Well, is this deputy commander of Jinyiwei old?"

Li Feng nodded, looked at the thousands of soldiers around him, and snorted coldly: "What should you do when the deputy commander of the water is here?"

With a 'boom', thousands of officers and soldiers all knelt down and roared respectfully: "Deputy Commander of the Water." "No one wants to offend the strong wind, no one wants to.

Shui Yuanzi laughed happily and said, "It's fun, it's fun, it's really fun, hahaha, so many people kowtow to me?" ”

Li Feng pursed his lips slightly, and said in a dark voice: "The state has national laws, and the family has family rules. As an official of the imperial court, you have to act in accordance with the laws of the country, can you swear to do it?"

Shui Yuanzi shouted nonchalantly: "I swear that I will do it." What is the law?

Li Feng was completely speechless, where did this bastard come from? Why should a person with such a way of doing something else want to be an official? What is this guy thinking in his heart? After thinking for a while, Li Feng didn't even look at Lord Hu, who was hanging on the city gate, and asked with a smile: "In that case, Lord Shui, can you tell this official about your hometown and kinship? This deputy commander of the Jinyi Guard must make a register before he can be recognized by the imperial court." ”

Shui Yuanzi's wish was fulfilled, it was when he was happy, and he was originally a heartless character, so he asked sharply when he heard it, and said indifferently: "Ah, what is my Shui Yuanzi's fatherless and motherless family origin? I remember that I was born in the sea when I was born." ”

He was happy, and he cheered in his heart: "I haven't come to the world for a thousand years, and this world has changed so much." There are so many soldiers, there were only a few soldiers when I played under those emperors, hahaha, it must be fun to fight here, hahaha!"

The kitten ran over in a daze and yelled angrily, "You have no father and no mother?

Shui Yuanzi helplessly spread his hands and looked at the kitten very honestly, and wailed: "I have no father and no mother, I was born from the water, and my surname is naturally Shui! I am not a thing, how can I be a thing?" He looked at the kitten with a puzzled eyeball, purring around, and suddenly shot two white lights in his eyes, swept up and down, and the kitten laughed: "Interesting, interesting, a big tiger, haha, your magic weapon is even more interesting, but you can hide it from others, but you can't hide it from me!"

Li Feng and the kitten were so frightened that Li Feng grabbed Shui Yuanzi with one hand and covered his mouth tightly. "You're wrong, aren't you? What do you see? Little brother, don't talk nonsense. Otherwise...... Otherwise...... Otherwise, you won't be able to do it. ”

The cold sweat on Li Feng's forehead came out.

Shui Yuanzi blinked, his eyes suddenly squinted, and he smiled, and he nodded again and again, "I understand." You're out to play just like me. Hahaha, I don't tell anyone else, you are responsible, I eat, I have eaten for a thousand years, and my mouth is full of kelp, and the taste is uncomfortable. ”

Speaking of which, Shui Yuanzi hugged Li Feng and desperately snorted towards his nose. Li Feng reluctantly turned his head. He laughed dryly: "What's the big deal? It's a trivial matter, I'll take you to eat all the delicious food in Chengdu later." When Shui Yuanzi's eyes lit up, he pulled the wind and left: "Then go, what are you waiting for?

Li Feng glanced at Shui Yuanzi helplessly and sent a voice to Zhang Long: "Clean up the mess." found Bi Ling'er and asked him to go to Yingtianfu to bring all the overseas immortals to Chengdu and obey the dispatch of Wuya seniors and others...... Put Master Hu down and ask him to keep his mouth tight, otherwise he will be the one who makes a fool...... Let's take a look at where the earth immortal elders who hunted down Zhu Yunwen and the others...... Hmm, to trace the origin of Mizumotoko and gather as much information as possible about him, it is impossible for him to fall from the sky out of thin air. ”

Shui Yuanzi glanced sideways. He said, "I really fell from the sky, what can you do to me?"

The cold hair in the heart of the wind after a shiver in the wind body stood up. The cold sweat suddenly made his underwear soaked. This Shui Yuanzi is really too perverted, how could he hear his own voice? If he puts such a person by his side, will he still have ** to speak of in the future? But if this strange person who came to the door to ask for an official left him outside, I am afraid it will cause even more damage, right? If he is called an official at the request of Tianfu. "Hmph, I'd rather I promise an official position and keep you under my hands, than let you take refuge in others. Li Feng thought silently.

Shui Yuanzi had completely forgotten the destruction and riots caused by Fang Cai, he followed the side with great interest, his head shook desperately from side to side, looking at the bloodstains on the ground, and nodded in admiration: "Miaoa, no, I designed Mi Liang and Mi Dark, those two little idiots let me out, this world is much more fun than a thousand years ago, and there are more dead people on this street than I could see in a day at that time." ”

The kitten was dumbfounded, and could only tilt his head and look at Shui Yuanzi speechless. Li Feng asked sideways: "Lord Shui, haha, what is Lord Shui's request for?"

Shui Yuanzi didn't bother to look at Li Feng, stared at a yellow dog on the side of the road tightly and said, "Ah, it's fun...... I used to be an official, as long as I became an official, someone would send you delicious food and delicious food, so you don't have to look for food yourself. If I didn't become an official, I would be chased and killed by hundreds of people all day to get some food from other people's homes, and I, Shui Yuanzi, am not so stupid. I want to be an official, and I want to be a big official. ”

Li Feng smiled and nodded with a smile: "The deputy commander of the Jinyi Guard is a very big official, Lord Shui will definitely be satisfied." As long as the water lord does this food and wine, gold and silver beauties, it will be sent to the water lord in an endless stream. ”

Shui Yuanzi turned his head and looked at Li Feng and asked puzzledly: "What's the use of gold and silver? ”

Li Feng immediately asked him, "What is that Lord Shui is interested in?"

Shui Yuanzi's saliva was about to flow out, he looked at Li Feng with blank eyes and said, "Meat, meat...... Good food, good drink, and fun. His eyes were full of sincerity and longing. It seems that food and wine are everything for him.

The kitten put a heavy fist on Mizumotoko's shoulder, and said angrily, "You like meat, I like it too, do you only like meat?"

Shui Yuanzi nodded obediently and said, "Meat!"

Li Feng turned his head, his face full of confusion. Is what Shui Yuanzi said true or false? Looking at his Taoism, he has been cultivating for at least a thousand years, but is there such an ignorant monk? He also said that he had also been an official under the emperor before, how could there be such a confused official? Unless he was the kind of official who only had to eat and did not do anything. He still likes fun things, doesn't he think he's a three- or five-year-old kid?

But his eyes are really as pure and mischievous as naughty children...... Li Feng's head grew up completely, what is the origin of this person?

If he is an enemy, then it is too dangerous to put it on his side. But if he is not an enemy, but his personality is like this, then he must be taken in as his subordinate. Looking at his weighty means of throwing away the kitten, this person's Taoism is afraid to reach an unfathomable realm.

"Why don't you test him with food and wine...... Hmph, if you're really a confused old monk, then you should obediently be my fierce thug. Aren't you going to be an official? Why do I give you dozens of nice titles?...... If you deliberately approached me with ulterior motives and under such an excuse, then don't blame me for being ruthless. These monks from overseas attack at the same time, even if you are an immortal, you can't escape their joint attack, right?"

The plan has been decided, and Li Feng's heart is very safe, he smiled and patted Shui Yuanzi's shoulder and smiled: "Come, there is a very good hot pot restaurant here, and there are thousands of hot pots in the north, but there are thousands of pieces each, if you don't try it, it's really in vain to come to Chengdu Mansion...... The shopkeeper's open-door business came to the door, and the big fish and meat were put on the table, and forty catties of fine snowflake beef were cut. ”

Kitten and Mizumotoko roared into the shop with the same excited cheers and sat down on the stool honestly.

Li Feng couldn't help but feel relieved in his heart: "Wonderful, it seems that he is real...... What a monk who has no line...... Maybe I've found a great subordinate. ”