"Teacher, about the counselor?" Zhu Changlin couldn't help but ask.

"Oh, of course it's Xiao Mo, otherwise who else?" Yang Pingzhi said while recording his thoughts, and before he knew it, even his name changed.

Mo Wen's face was bitter: "Teacher Yang, I think it's better to forget it, I'm really incompetent." ”

Yang Ping said without raising his head: "As a counselor, it is mainly counseling, as long as you have two conditions, one is profound knowledge, and the other is a sense of responsibility." ”

"I'm not responsible. Mo Wen hurriedly said.

"I've seen your sense of responsibility, it's settled, although those children in the literature class are naughty, but overall it's pretty good, you're about the same age as them, so you can naturally talk together, much better than me, a bad old man. Yang Ping said with a kind face.

Mo Wen couldn't cry or laugh: "I don't have any sense of responsibility, I don't even see it myself." ”

"People who don't have a sense of responsibility, they only know how to ask for it, and they don't know how to refuse, Xiao Mo, I really misunderstood you just now, this classmate Liu is right, you are more than enough to be a professor. Yang Pingzhi said with a big bag.

"That's right, cousin," Liu Suifeng hurriedly glanced at Mo Wen, "you can agree." ”

Zhu Changlin saw that the situation was reversed, although he didn't know what happened to Lu Dao, which made Yang Pingzhi change his attention, but he also knew that Lu Dao's matter was ironclad.

"Then I'll report it," Zhu Changlin still smiled, took two steps and remembered something, before he shouted weakly, "Teacher, can you really hear Teacher Mo talking?"

Yang Ping was stunned for a moment, nodded and said, "I can hear it, it's clearer than you guys, what's wrong?"

Zhu Changlin looked at Mo with an expression of looking at the monster and asked, "Teacher Mo, what's going on?" We talked so loudly that the teacher could barely hear it, but your voice was so small, but he heard it clearly. ”

"It's hard to explain," Mo Wen smiled bitterly and quickly changed the subject, "However, I can cure Teacher Yang's ear disease." ”

"How is it possible, last time I accompanied him to the hospital for examination, the doctor said that organ aging, hearing loss is a common disease of the elderly, it is good not to be deaf, and it can be cured?"

Yang Pingzhi also raised his head and looked at Mo and asked, "Xiao Mo is still a doctor?"

"It's a Chinese medicine. "Don't ask Yile, the doctor can't talk about it, but he can have a fight with Jin Yong's Ouyang Feng, an old poison.

"Hehe, yes, then it must be, Xiao Mo, you are good at everything, just a little, too modest, otherwise I wouldn't have underestimated you just now, saying that I have never been to school, this sounds like an illiterate turtle at first glance, almost let the old man let me let go of a great talent." ”

Mo Wen's face was slightly red, and there was such a boast, it was so comfortable to listen to.

"Are you really sure?" Although Zhu Changlin is not very good, he is famous for his filial piety to Yang Pingzhi, a mentor.

"It works in three minutes. ”

Mo Wen grabbed Yang Pingzhi's wrist with a smile, secretly sent a true yuan into his body, and then slapped Yang Pingzhi's chest, back and neck one after another, in the eyes of everyone, Mo asked where this is healing, this is clearly beating people, or abusing an old man who falls down when he blows the wind, it is really too cruel

"Ouch. Yang Ping covered his ears and snorted in pain.

Zhu Changlin's face changed greatly, and he hurriedly stepped forward to support Yang Pingzhi and shouted, "Teacher, how are you, where is it uncomfortable?"

"Hey, it doesn't hurt, what are you shouting, I'm not deaf in my ears. Yang Pingzhi gouged out his ears and said angrily, but he didn't realize that his voice was much quieter than just now.

"Teacher, can you hear me?" Zhu Changlin tried to lower his voice.

"Of course I can hear it," Yang Ping shook his head, his eyes lit up, "Not to mention, let Xiao Mo slap like this, I feel so comfortable, the dizziness is gone, my ears used to be filled with water, heavy, but now I feel very relaxed, and the tinnitus is gone." ”

Mo Wen put down the pen in his hand and handed the piece of paper to Yang Pingzhi: "This is a prescription for health preservation, medicinal materials are very common, ordinary pharmacies have to sell them, once a week, three bowls of water are boiled into a bowl, and if you take it before going to bed, you can cure ear disease in a month." ”

"Really?" Yang Ping's face was overjoyed, and he hurriedly took the piece of paper and looked at it carefully, "Who will dare to call me an old horn in the future." ”

"Teacher Mo is really a miracle doctor," Zhu Changlin looked at the prescription enviously, "I wonder if Lu Dao can help me take a picture?"

Mo Wen glanced at Zhu Changlin, only to see that his lips were slightly purple, and his forehead was sweating on a cold day, which was caused by the exuberance of the void fire: "Kidney deficiency?"

I didn't expect Mo to be so straightforward, Zhu Changlin's old face turned red, and he nodded his head after the most reluctance, and asked in a low voice, "Can it be cured?"

"What kind of treatment," Yang Pingzhi, whose ears improved, heard it, and immediately scolded with hatred, "Usually watch less action movies, exercise more, don't fool around outside, will you have kidney deficiency? ”

Zhu Changlin said with a bitter face: "Isn't this a lot of entertainment, and I can't help it." After taking a lot of medicine, it doesn't work, Mr. Mo, do you think you have a way?"

Yang Pingzhi secretly made his eyes, Mo Wen pretended to sigh melancholy: "Hey, if you continue like this, it is estimated that you will not live to be fifty years old, and you will not be able to make up for it, no matter how much tonic medicine you take, it will not help, this has to be slowly adjusted, plus your body is fat, your viscera is full, and the pressure on your lower body is several times more serious than that of ordinary people, and then it will be really difficult to save the immortals." ”

"Damn, fifty years old? I'm forty-nine this year. Zhu Changlin almost cried, "Teacher Mo, what do you say, I will listen to you, you give me Zhang Fangzi, I will definitely take the medicine on time." ”

Mo Wen shook his head: "It's a three-point poison, you are now full of toxins, and you can't take medicine." ”

"So what to do?"

Mo Wen sighed: "You have two ways to go, the first one, I'll give you a recipe, as long as you eat it, your body can regain the vitality of your youth, you can play happily for a year, and then write a will, explain what should be explained, pick it up and leave." ”

Zhu Changlin shook his big face and almost knelt on the ground: "I don't want to go, what is the second road?"

"Quit smoking, drinking, and sex, be pure-hearted, have few desires, reduce sexual intercourse, or just pay two or three times a month, jog a few laps in the morning, go to bed and drink a bowl of pumpkin soup, so that I can guarantee that you will live at least seventy years old." Mo Wen said sternly.

"Huh?" Zhu Changlin's face was like ashes, on the one hand, there was a passionate life, and on the other hand, a precious life, he couldn't have both fish and bear's paws, and he couldn't make up his mind for a while.

"I'll go to the hospital and report it. After a long time, Zhu Changlin walked out of the hall with his face pulled.

Liu Suifeng asked with gossip on his face: "He hasn't said which one to choose?"

Mo Wen and Yang Ping looked at each other and smiled, and the latter said happily: "Don't you understand, it's better to die than to live, if he chooses the first one, he would have asked Xiao Mo for a prescription." ”

Liu Suifeng slapped himself on the head, secretly blaming himself for being too stupid.

"Xiao Mo, is his illness really that serious? Do you really have that recipe?" Yang Pingzhi asked with a hesitation.

"I'm talking nonsense, how can there be such a formula, but his illness is not very serious, but it has only been serious recently. ”

Yang Pingzhi laughed: "Okay, Xiao Mo, this time you count a merit, I used to talk about him, but he didn't listen, but now for the sake of his own life, he has to listen if he doesn't listen, so calculated." ”

Mo Wen smiled bitterly, I just want to rectify Zhu Changlin, and I haven't risen to the level of scheming, if you praise me like this again, I will be proud.

Anyway, Yang Pingzhi, who was still nose and eyes at the beginning, is now pleasing to Mo Wen, who seems to have really become rare in the sky, unparalleled on the ground, unparalleled in the river, and a genius hidden in the city.

Completed the handover work with Yang Pingzhi's old comrades, and listened to half an hour of lectures, the worst thing is that although Yang Pingzhi's ears are not good, he knows the students in the literature class well, and treats each student differently with personality analysis.

Mo asked out of the office door, eager to trample Liu Suifeng under his feet, and ravaged it fiercely, this inexplicably became a counselor, what is going on?

"Liu Suifeng, you did a good thing. Mo Wen said with a dark face.

Liu was happy with the wind, with an expression that I was doing well for you: "Didn't my cousin say that he needed a valid reason to enter and leave the school, isn't it enough now?"

"It's enough fart, Lao Tzu can't even take care of himself, and he still has the heart to take care of them?" Mo Wen said angrily.

"Cousin, you, the old horn is really right, you just have too much responsibility. Liu Suifeng shook his head and said.

"Damn, how can I have any sense of responsibility?" Mo Wen said with a pout.

"If you don't have a sense of responsibility, what do you have a headache, who let you take care of it? Besides, college students are adults, and they are not kindergarten students, they have to pee and and help wipe their tears and noses, you just need to walk around casually every day when they are in class, and do superficial work, what do you like to do at other times, how free, I envy to death, a group of little brothers and sisters, it's cool to think about it. Liu Suifeng said with a YY face.

"Damn, I'm going to be a counselor, not to take over as the boss of the Black Society, and the little brother and sister, Liu Suifeng, can you be serious?" Mo Wen said with a tiger face.

Liu Suifeng shrugged his shoulders with a helpless expression: "Anyway, most counselors are like this, you can only blame yourself if you are conscientious." ”

Mo Wen walked forward with a black face, Liu Suifeng rolled his eyes, one day you will thank me, the Faculty of Arts is a woman's paradise, think about it, can you not drool?

"Now I announce the decision on the handling of classmate Li Kun," as soon as he walked to the door, Mo Wen heard Zhu Changlin's voice, "Li Kun fought with the campus personnel, and the impact was extremely bad, but he showed remorse and had a good attitude, so he gave Li Kun a major demerit, stayed in school for review, and if he committed another crime, he would be resolutely expelled from school." ”

Mo Wen stepped into the classroom with one foot, and all the students cast curious eyes and their faces were full of admiration, there was no way that this was the task assigned by Liu Suifeng Children's Shoes.

"Well, hehe's busy. ”

Mo asked an embarrassed smile, what's wrong with this group of babies, staring at the little eyes one by one, risking the little stars, although I admit that I am very handsome, but the head of the department is still here, how can I take care of the feelings of poor households, after all, people and handsome have no half-dime relationship, right?