Chapter 169: Hurt Me Hard
Cucumbers are a good thing, and this thing is called the three ** treasures of women along with eggplant and carrots!
It can be used to stir-fry vegetables in ordinary times, and it can be eaten raw when you are bored and greedy, and you can use things to fill your empty heart and body when you feel empty and lonely at night.
Xiao Yi felt that it was natural for Ning Yuzhen to like such a good thing, if it weren't for the fact that men didn't need this kind of thing, maybe Xiao Yi himself would like it.
But if you like it, you can't honestly like it in the room?
If you are alone in the room, you can use this cucumber to eat it raw, stir-fry vegetables, apply a mask, or even use it to entertain yourself, Xiao Yi will not say anything, but what is the matter with taking it out and putting it in front of everyone?
"This is a cucumber, although I have never understood why a green thing is called a cucumber, but I am very sure that this thing is a cucumber, I have known it since I was in kindergarten, what do you mean by holding this thing now?" Xiao Yi asked very vigilantly, if Ning Yuzhen's mouth said anything unreliable, he immediately threw the person back into the room!
Ning Yuzhen mysteriously pointed to the cucumber and said, "That's not what I'm talking about, the point is that you see what I added to the cucumber!"
Because the room was relatively dim, coupled with the sudden appearance of Ning Yuji, Xiao Yi did not pay attention to the light difference just now.
After Ning Yuzhen said this, he raised his eyes and saw that it didn't matter, he almost couldn't help jumping up and scolding his mother!
The cucumber is on top of something else, it's the condom that is still being discussed today!
That's it.,Ning Yuzhen installed a large floating point on the cucumber.,How brutal is this?,Anyway, girl, you're still a big yellow girl.,This thing really isn't what you can use now!
Thinking of this, Xiao Yi stretched out his thumb and said: "Okay! Courageous, girl, I am optimistic about you! But even if you really want to play, you have to go to the room to play alone, and come to my place to do something, I don't seem to have anything to help!"
After speaking, Xiao Yi put on an expression that he couldn't help and quickly let me go.
But Ning Yuzhen still turned a blind eye, she continued to press on Xiao Yi's body and said, "I have revealed a secret!"
"What's the secret? Does it mean that the cucumber can't satisfy you anymore?"
"What is satisfying or not, this cucumber has nothing to do with it, as long as it is a long strip of things, it can let me reveal this secret!" Ning Yuzhen said very unhappily, because Xiao Yi always interrupted her.
Xiao Yi nodded heavily, in a way, what Ning Yuzhen said is indeed not wrong, but anything that is a long strip can satisfy Ning Yuji, after all, she is now a yellow flower girl, and the requirements for thickness should not be too high!
Seeing that Xiao Yi finally calmed down, Ning Yuzhen smiled and said, "I'm now, the taste on this is actually edible, and it's very authentic!
As a result, after going online to Baidu, I realized that this thing is really edible, and it tastes very good on the cucumber, I don't know how it tastes on the eggplant and carrot!"
"Girl, don't tell me that you've really tasted it!" Xiao Yi asked cautiously!
Ning Yuzhen nodded excitedly and said: "Yes, yes, I just came to sue you after I tasted it, as the saying goes, if you don't try, you don't have the right to speak!
Xiao Yi hurriedly waved his hand and said, "No need! I've already brushed my teeth, I appreciate your kindness, as for tasting it, forget it! If you really want to eat chocolate, just tell me no, I'll go out and buy it for you, why bother!"
It's really not clear whether Xiao Yi can eat this thing, but Xiao Yi feels that even if he accidentally eats a little, there won't be much of a problem.
But the key is whether this will make Ning Yuqi develop any bad habits! For example, when she was playing happily with her man in the future, she suddenly took a habitual bite of Ning Yuji, which was really crunchy!
After thinking about it for a long time, Xiao Yi decided not to tell Ning Yuzhen about this matter, and he decided to continue to condone Ning Yuzhen to do this!
Originally, what does the man after Ning Yuzhen have to do with him Xiao Yi, his goddess is married to someone else, do you still have to worry about it? If Ning Yuzhen doesn't keep his mouth shut, it's just that, if he talks about it, it will be great! So when he spoke, he shifted the focus of the problem.
Ning Yuzhen pursed his lips and said: "What, I just think this thing is more fun, chocolate or something, after eating it, your teeth will turn yellow, and you will be fat." What do you think of this group of people, and why do you want to add flavor to it?"
Xiao Yixin said how embarrassed I am to explain this kind of thing to you, will I tell you that girls can not only use the mouth below to interact with men, but also use the mouth above to interact with men!
"This question involves the relationship between man and the universe, you are still young, so you can't understand it after telling you! Okay, okay, it's not early, you should go back to sleep, okay girl!"
"Stingy, isn't it just to stay in your place for a while, this thing really tastes good, don't you really want to eat a little!"
"I won't eat anything if I kill me!I take good care of my teeth!" There is no other excuse, Xiao Yi can only talk about his teeth.
"Why don't you taste a little bit and rinse your mouth later?"
"A soldier can be killed, but not humiliated!"
"Hey, forget it, I wanted to share something good with you, but now you're out of luck! Lie down next to me and give me some space!"
"I really don't object to you eating, as long as you don't let me eat, but can you go back to your own room to eat?
Who knew that Ning Yuzhen opened his mouth and said: "Nonsense, isn't it! It's because Su Lan is not at home that I dare to come to your place unscrupulously, if Su Lan is at home, I am embarrassed, after all, I am a girl, and I still need face!"
Xiao Yixin said that you also know that you are a girl, I have never heard of a girl who always burrows into other boys' beds in the middle of the night!
"What do you mean by that? Could it be that you've been plotting against me for a long time, and now you can't help but want to do it?"
"I'm not interested in you, I just feel like I haven't talked to you for a long time! It's all because of Su Lan's dead girl, who didn't stay at home and came to our place to mess around.
Xiao Yi, how about you find an excuse to drive Su Lan away? Don't you think it's more comfortable for the two of us to live together!"
Xiao Yi shook his head decisively, he said in his heart that it was indeed like this at the beginning, but then it was not like this, Ning Yuji's behavior became more and more unscrupulous, which made Xiao Yi endure very hard!
"What do you mean, I'm also your nominal girlfriend, there's no mood at all, it's so boring, **Silk deserves to be masturbated for a lifetime!"
"Miss, it's not been a day or two since I've been **, and it's not the first day you've known about this kind of thing. You said that you didn't sleep most of the night and came here just to bury me like this?
If that's the case, come on, and let me sleep when I'm done, I'm tired!"
Ning Yuzhen gave Xiao Yi a "hopeless look", and then she said: "Of course not, I have a lot of things I want to tell you during this time, but I am embarrassed to say Su Lan in this place." Well, at first, I thought I was at a loss for not being able to stay in Qiaoqiao's place, but now it seems that this is a great thing.
Xiao Yi, can you hug me!"
"Nani?!"
Isn't the topic changing a little too suddenly, Xiao Yi felt that Ning Yuzhen was still talking about a lot of things to say just now, but now why did he suddenly want to make physical contact, this doesn't seem to be the exhibition routine that the story should have!
Ning Yuzhen also felt that her request might be a little too abrupt, so her face was also a little red and said: "Don't think about it in your heart, I just don't know why my heart is messy, so I want to have a support, which is why I can't sleep in the room!"
If you don't hug it, if you don't hug it, Miss Ben won't be rare, I'll go find someone else to hug me!"
"Don't don't, let's come, I'm afraid that other teenagers won't be able to resist the temptation, and I still know very well the truth that fertilizer and water don't flow into outsiders' fields. But it's the first time I've hugged a girl, so don't blame me if the technique isn't good!"
After speaking, Xiao Yi put his left hand on Ning Yuji's waist, and he just put it on like this, and his body did not have more contact with Ning Yuji.
Ning Yuzhen didn't say anything, and frankly said that this kind of contact was already the limit of what she could accept. That's fine for her, just take it step by step.
After that, Ning Yuzhen opened his mouth and said: "Xiao Yi, we two are good buddies, right, if, I am talking about if! If one day I do something to hurt you, will you forgive me?"
Xiao Yi didn't understand why Ning Yuzhen suddenly said such a thing, of course, he didn't plan to delve into it, how could a girl hurt him, he already felt invulnerable now.
So he said heartlessly: "Then it depends on how you hurt me, for some injuries, I think the more the better, maybe I will ask you to continue to hurt me fiercely!"
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