Caged in a cage, the outer heavens Chapter 158 It's boring
"You kid can... I haven't seen him for half a year, and he has become the emperor of Guilin. ”
The fat man had a cigarette in his mouth, lifted his vest, slapped his belly with his hand, and quietly looked at Jian Dan with his eyes open, "This chick is the thirteenth senior sister of Guilin Mountain, known as the first beauty in the world, your senior sister Jian Dan?"
The fat man gave Jian Dan a thumbs up, "Sure enough, she has an extraordinary temperament! Compared with the Ying lady on Shili Street, who is known as the beauty A Lanying, she is simply a fairy." ”
Mo Xiaohe just lowered his head and roasted rabbit meat, without saying a word.
Jian Dan, who was close to Mo Xiaohe, looked at the fat man's half salary, and then leaned into Mo Xiaohe's ear and whispered, "You were quite interesting when you were a child... It turns out that the person you have been trying to save is Uncle Ying. The person you're looking for is your sister. ”
"Huh... What's it, what's it called? ”
The fat man looked at the two of them almost the same, and said with envy, "Since you are Xiaohezi's senior sister, then I should also call you senior sister.... But seeing that you and Xiaohezi are so similar, should I call you senior sister or sister-in-law?"
Jian Dan knew that she was joking, but she still lowered her head in shame.
"Don't be poor. ”
Just like when he was a child, Mo Xiaohe slammed the fat man on the head, "This joke can't be made... If it comes true while it's open, it's not good. ”
Jian Dan, who bowed his head in shame, shook his face suddenly... Staring at Mo Xiaohe. She doesn't speak either.... Her smiling eyes glistened in the moonlight.
Her eyes were a little squeamish, a little suspicious, and even a little angry.
Mo Xiaohe suddenly looked like an innocent child.... Is the little sister angry? How could she, who is innocent, be angry because of this kind of thing? The two sisters and brothers have been together for so long day and night, and they dare not say that they are intimate, but there are still people who love each other, and they joke after drinking... How can you get angry?
"Little junior brother, don't make fun of your senior sister with this kind of thing in the future. ”
Mo Xiaohe sighed... It turns out that the little sister also minds, she wants to make herself respect him.
"It's okay if you want to make jokes like that. ”
The little sister spoke again, "But please be serious." ”
She made a gesture and wanted to fight, but in the end she just touched Mo Xiaohe's head, "At least... By the Baili Spirit Vein River, the matter between you and Geng Huairou has to be explained clearly. ”
Just like the students in the school who were named by Mr., Mo Xiaohe, who was sitting cross-legged, suddenly straightened his waist, and his neat and beautiful sharp oval eyes were very dazed.
The little sister gave her a blank look and turned to leave.
Mo Xiaohe looked at Jian Dan's back in a daze.
The wine in the fat man's mouth squirted out.
.....
On the territory of the Instrument Spirit Country, it is said that the four countries that came from afar, that is, the people of the three major forces, have to take a detour when they see Mo Xiaohe.
The iron-blooded soldiers did not dare to make a move, and the arrogant red-haired young man of the Sheng clan did not dare to make a move, so he did not dare to make a move, even Yao Yi, the apprentice of Wu Daozi, and Nangong Zhu, the apprentice of the Golden Body Old Ancestor, who had the same background as Mo Xiaohe.
Therefore, the confrontation during the day could only be for the young people of Shikoku to retreat.
The enemy retreated, and naturally there was only one left to drink.
Naturally, the best time to drink alcohol is at night.
The little senior sister left the scene angrily for some reason, knowing that her ancestor Ao Bing had offended Mo Xiaohe's wandering and didn't dare to be there, Xiao Wuming ran out in the middle of the night to steal chickens and dogs... Naturally, only the two brothers Fat Man and Mo Xiaohe were left around the bonfire.
"In the past six months, your kid's kung fu has grown a lot, but his brain is still a tendon. As soon as the little senior sister Jian Dan left, the fat man blew an afterthought, "You kid can't see it... Your senior sister, this is interesting to you. ”
"The Geng Huairou in her mouth is the indifferent princess of Geng Huaiguo?" The fat man knocked Mo Xiaohe's shoulder hard, "Yes, you!"
"Don't say anything about the emperor when you mix it up!"
"Get two peerless beauties at once!"
Mo Xiaohe was stunned, looking at the ground in a daze... The rabbit meat on the grill was already charred, but I didn't know it.
Little sister, is it interesting to yourself? It seems that there is indeed a little bit of meaning in this way.
But is that what it means, or is that meaning?
But she's a senior sister, a senior sister from the same school... A group of people on the mountain of Guilin, which senior brother and sister can have such a meaning? I seem to be a little uninteresting.
Mo Xiaohe suddenly took a sip of wine... I just think that the pot of wine is boring, and it is tasteless.
"It's over, it's over, the devil is stunned. ”
The fat man blew smoke, shook his head constantly, and muttered, "What the book says is true... Men and women who are in love are fools. ”
"Thinking about it, in the past six months, Lao Tzu has also met many women, and Lao Tzu almost became a fool.. It's a pity. ”
The fat man, who has always been vulgar and rude, snorted, suddenly looked up at the moon, and became tender, "It's a pity that this group of women don't know how to appreciate beauty, and they all think Lao Tzu is fat!"
Like a half-sized fart child who has eaten enough to support, the fat man habitually picks up the vest, lowers his head, pats the fat on his stomach, and sighs, "This world is unfair... This world is really unfair to fat people. ”
"Why is the body well-proportioned, the facial features delicate, the muscles strong... It's handsome. The fat man became indignant as he spoke, and slapped his thigh, "Covered with fat, why isn't the handsome!"
The fat man fell back, spread his limbs, and sighed, "This world is so unfair!
Mo Xiaohe was finally amused to laugh... The fat pig has been looking up to the sky, and the appearance of his limbs constantly fluttering is indeed funny.
"Yo, laughing?"
This time the fat man was not happy, "They all say that they ask what the world is like, and they promise life and death to teach people. You, a person trapped by love, are so easily amused... It seems that the thing of getting fat is not beautiful, but it is ridiculous. ”
Mo Xiaohe raised his eyebrows, "Wu Daozi's apprentice Yaoyi is as fat as you, and he is the right person with you, so he is quite a match for you." ”
"You don't see it, I see it... That woman is not fat, she is a fake fat. The fat man snorted, "Don't ask me how I know... Is there such a fierce and unlovely fat man in this world?"
Mo Xiaohe replied to the question, "Yaoyi is not simple... Her Dao method is the same as that of Wu Daozi, which is some kind of disguise technique. ”
"It's really not simple, these four people are not simple with his grandmother.... Yaoyi's Taoism is unfathomable, and I will definitely be played to death by her. I can't fight it, but if it is a life-and-death battle, I will definitely die at his hands. That red-headed young man of the Sheng clan could hammer my phoenix to death with just his strength. ”
The fat man's expression was rarely solemn, "As for the sanctimonious Nangong Zhu, I can't see the depth... This dear calf knew I shouldn't have invited him to dinner in the first place!
"It's okay outside the pear orchard, they don't dare to touch you.... It's hard to say when you enter the pear orchard, and you are scheduled to be beaten. The fat man leaned close to Mo Xiaohe's ear and whispered, "Are your legendary armor and sword still good?"
The legendary armor and sword naturally refer to the "uselessness" of fighting against the gray robe when the hundred miles of spirit veins are fought.
"Swords and armor are actually space magic weapons, no different from storage spirit rings.... can only exist in the big world of the true realm, and you can't enter the pear orchard. ”
Mo Xiaohe's tone was extremely calm, "Entered the pear orchard... Get ready to face a group fight. ”
The fat man's face was already green.
Didn't this guy in the letter say that he could go sideways after entering the Guilin Kingdom? It turned out that it was all a lie.